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Q: i really like the juke phone but i share a plan and its a cingular plan. the juke is from verizon but i really want it. is there anyway i can have it by not switching to verizon?

Yes, but is difficult. You can buy a juke and give it to cingular to change it into cingular. Or you can wait until the phone comes out with cingular. But if i were you, dont get the juke./ Mine broke a month after i bought it.

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Q: I started since 4 is it normal to do it at that age? Im 27 f now and have stopped doing it but can't help it sometimes. How do i quit?
The most important of all i have charco rednesss
down there from doing it too much how do i remove the redness?

Ok...sleep upwards. it will most likley help. The redness will stop once you stop masterbating. Trust me. This girl at school did it and told me about it. Not very interesting and did not need to know. But i told her to sleep upwards and use lotion. Later ion she told me it worked. So there you go.

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Q: Ok so i've heard some gossip but I don't know if they're true. I tried searching on google and i did come up with some answers, but i'd like more details. So if any of you know more details of what i'm going to say, please answer!!

Jamie Lynn Spears- I know she's pregnant. But anyone know more than that? Like how long? and If it will affect her career? Personally, I think her reputation will go down because she's not a good role model. I mean, she's pregnant at 16 and she's smiling in all of the paparazzi pics!

Hannah Montana- I heard that the show is being cancelled because someone said Disney Channel stole the story from him. More details???

Christina Aguilera- When is her baby supposed to be due? What is the name going to be? He or she??

You don't have to answer all of them, but if you could answer as many as you know. Thanks and no links because they don't give as good information as you guys would.

Guess what? Jamie Lynn Spears IS pregnant! 22 weeks to be exact. It probably will affect her career. But, there will be a fourth season. And the season finalee will be whether or not Zoey will leave PCA and join her parents in London.

Hannah Montana is not being canceled because that rumor is false. Don't worry.

Christina will not reveal how long she has been pregnant, but i heard that the baby will be a he.

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Q: Recently my boyfriend introduced me to his good friend say...'D'. Now D and I became friends but we aren't that close...I mean all we do is just say hi... Now I think D likes me because he just tries to avoid me and my friend told me that its because he likes me and doesn't wana hurt his friend... Fine...that didn't bother me so much..but now like im always on his hi5,myspace profile...Looking at his pic... leaving comments...he doesn't reply to any of my comments... BUT I LOVE MY BF LIKE ANYTHING...I FEEL SO ... IMPURE...wat SHUD i DO??

You are obbsessed? You got yourself in a situation. You should tell your boyfriend how you feel. He will understand. The rest will take off from there.

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Q: 15/f, this girl who i've known since 6th grade had a sweet 16 last night. We became pretty good friends in 7th grade, and we have an inside joke. Now, I'm in 9th grade (she turned 16 because she's asian and her parents kept her back a year so she could learn the language better or something lol) so now, I have science class with her, and I'll talk to her occassionally. I've always been nice to her and everything. But she didn't invited me too her Sweet 16. Yet she invited people she just met this year. And yeah, maybe she's become good friends with them, but still. I'm pissed!! Idk, maybe she thought if she invited me, she'd have to invite my 2 best friends, but she didn't want to because she's not as close to them. And then that'd start a whole drama thing. But it wouldn't. UGHH! I'm mad. Should I say something to her or would that be too bitchy? And do I have a right to be mad?Thanks!

Not invited to a party=leaving you sad and mad
Not invited to a sewwt 16=leaving you sad, angry, annoyed, left out, REALLY mad
That friend of yours=not a really good friend.

Brake up with her. Brake ups are NOT just for couples, they can also be for friends. Ever heard of an ex-bff? They broke up! So, tell her how you feel and tell her how you feel. She might understand because she was never "not invited" to a party. That will be her excuse. She has been not invited, shes just to scared to admit it.

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Q: Am I skinny yet?

http://i12.tinypic.com/4dvpqtz.jpg

Wow, you are to skinny. Please don't say that you are naturally skinny, because I've seen it. You probably have an eating disorder! Go see a doctor, he might diagnois you with bulimia or anorexia! Those can kill you! Start eating and not throwning up your food!

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Q: I really like this boy, and his mom told my dad that he had a crush on me! Last night I had a dream that he kissed me (on the cheek)! I really liked the feeling. How can I see if he really likes me or if his mom is just saying that?

Awww...puppy love. If his mom said that he liked you, weeel, he most likely likes you! A dream states that he kissed you, it means that you and him have confused feelings about each other. You both like each other, but don't know how to make the first move. So, the next time you see him, go flirt you butt off!

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Q: 15 in 9 days/f
well when me and my boyfriend make out.. its not that i dont really like it.. i mean i try to.. and i tell him i do.. but honestly its not like amazing. i know that im the first girl hes made out with. and like his kisses are a little too wet for me.. and he goes a little too fast and too fast into the kiss. like i want to kiss a little first before he actually puts his tounge in my mouth.. but he just like puts it in right away and keeps it in there like the whole time and like i cant even put mine in his mouth because his is in mine the whole time. like its apparent that he doesnt really know what hes doing. but i love him and weve been going out for like 9 months and hes great with everything else but i just dont know what to do about this. like i dont wanna tell him.. but like i dont wanna not enjoy it and have to lie too! Is there like a way i can like lead the kiss so i can have it how i want it?? HELP!

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Tell your boyfriend that you dont like how he kisses. Tell him to follow you. Then kiss. Again, if you dont like it, tell him how you feel. He will hopefully understand how you feel. The good thing is that you love him and want him to get it right. You must become very patient. Good luck!

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Q: what does it mean to kiss spiderman style?
and what are other styles of kissing or positions?

To kiss spiderman style, you are upside down and the other person makes out with you then kisses your chin. Haha. Here are some styles:
-French
-Peck
-Tender

Those are some styles.

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Q: me and my boyfriend have been going out for almost 7 months....and im getting mixed feelings from myself...he says he loves me and he really does...and i dont want to brake his heart and i like him but idk how much i like him and idk what feelings i am having..can some1 please helpp

please.

At least you like him, right? If you like him but dont like like him, brake up with him. He might plead saying, "But I love you, doesnt that mean anything?" You might cave, but try to stay strong. It will feel better with him off your back. If you really like him, but dont love him. Tell him! He will understand. Good luck!

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Q: is it illegal to say you are someone else, like if your 13 and you say your 15? (like when your tlking 2 ppl on the internet?)

just wondering ok, thanx

I don't think its illegal. On myspace, my friends little sister (she was 10 at this time, shes now 11), joined myspace and said she was 20. She deleted her account soo after. She never got caught. It is not illegal thoughl

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Q: ok im going to the movies w/ some friends tomorrow and the boy i like is going! does anyone know any hints or stuff i can do to let him know that i want to do stuff ( if you no what i mean.. not all the way) like while we are walkiing around and during the movie.!! so that he can make the first move!!!!

Well, when you are inthe movies sit next to him! That will give him the idea that you are confident. Before, talk to him!!! If you to are the first ones there, go get a starbucks! I did that same thing with my crush! Whatever you do, don' show off your new phone or ipod or purse. He will get bored and annoyed. So flirt with him and talk with him. The sparks will start there.

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Q: yes i know weight loss pills dont work unless you eat right and excerise, well I am doing that but I am not seeing the results I want. So what is the best diet pill for me to start taking?

Pills don't work. Some people say they do, but no, they don't. The only way to lose extra pounds is exercising and eating right. If you think food puts on pounds, so you won't eat. If you stop eating to lose wieght, anorexia comes to town! That is dangerous. Pills can also become dangerous. My advice is to exercise and eat right.
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Q: Canadian here:
I'm trying to understand what state Washington, DC is in. Is it District of Columbia?

Thanks. :o)

Washington, DC isn't in any state. It is District of Columbia (Hint: District=D Columbia=C). It isn't in any state, and it is not a state. It is near Virginia and Maryland.

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Q: what hair styles are in right now?
i had side sweep bangs and layers at the beginning of the school year but they've grown out.
i have about shoulder length hair that is stick straight
no waves or curls
and it doesn't hold either of those well
what are some good styles?

A hair style thats in is cutting your hair diagonal in the front to the back. If you have Sims 2, it has two kinds of hair, I pick the second kind.

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Q: Ok when I get to the gym I start sweating pretty bad and I get major B.O. what can I do to help get rid of this?

Use deoderant. Ban is strong, so use that. I use ban. Try shower fresh. Dont use dove or lady. Doesnt work.

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Q: I yearn to make something of my singing ability. I'm inconsistent to the extreme and need to have more control over my voice. Are there any suggestions or websites you can lead me to?

You can go to American Idol camp, go to American Idol (if you are old enough), go to a singing trainer, and more! Good Luck!

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Q: what are some of your favorite songs?i just got a ipod and i only have like 15 songs on it.... so give me as many as you can

(i don't like rap,or country!!!)

ok thank you!

Wow, I like a lot. Here are some:

Here (in your arms)- Hellogoodbye
Its not over- Chris Daughtry
Any Fall out boy song
Year 3000-Jonas Brothers
Red High Heels- Kellie Pickler (its country though)
Forever Young-Waterboy
Tim McGraw-Taylor Swift (also country)
etc.

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Q: where do you guys live and how old are you that wedges are popular? i mean i think there cute, but if any one wore those to school where I live, they'd be consideredd kinda weird?

sooo, just curious :)

Im not going to say where I live or how old I am, but I've been wearing wedges since I was in fifth grade. They are so cute! I like them a lot. I was the first to wear them, and I set a trend! Does that help?

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Q: I know this may sound weird, but my friend and i have this inside joke about hugs. Does anyone know any jokes/riddles with the word "hug" in it?

This is really stupid, but it deals with hugs.

What do bears give to express their love?
Bear Hugs!

Haha...not funny. But it deals with hugs, right?

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Miss Anonymous

bio

Hey everybody! I love giving advice so ask away! My favorite quote is, "You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because we are all the same." That quote discribes me a lot! I also like "Live Love Laugh!" Anyways, I had a website (misshelp.site.with.us) but it was deleted. When I found this site, someone took the name already! So I used my sister site's name. If y'all know me, y'all know my advice is great. So, ask away!

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