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Well im Dominican and i was born in Queens, New York. I live in Florida. Im 16 years old. I love my Hubby.....and i luv him to death! Hes my everything along with my nephew. Both of them are my pride and joy (no lie). I luv Winnie the Pooh.....(Thats my other Hubby). I luv the Yankees....Dont fuck wit that.

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i like this boy, and me and him have a really fliry relationship. i slept with him in november while he was going out with my friend. we hang out sometimes and flirt a lot and i really think im in love. but he blows me off sometimes and hes such a jerk. he'll ditch me for a party, and he doesnt pick up his phone somtimes. lately hes been doing this more and more and i dont know what i should do because i like him so much! can somebody help me?

Hey,

Well, you need to play hard to get. Dont be on his d**k. Just dont call him, wait till he calls you. (i know it will be hard because you love him.....but just try :) ). When he calls you back and ask him what you have been doin just tell him that you have been busy, if he ask you doin wat....juss tell him that you have been worin or somethin (make somethin up). Dont call him as often. He might start gettin the picture that he might be losing you and start calling you and looking for you. Tell him you want to go out somewhere......when he goes to kiss you dont let him......play around wit him and make him work for you. Kisshim juss a lil bit and then when you see that he cant resist then give hi a long, nice,passionate kiss. When you feel that hes into the kiss..../.deeply just pull back and keephim wantin more. What ever you do DO NOT SLEEP WITH HIM........AT ALL! Wait a clouple days that hes after you and then you can. Dont play to hard to get because you might push him away. Hope i have helped......xoxo.....GOOD LUCK!!
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*Gorda*

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Is it true that not eating can make you GAIN weight rather than lose it?

(it's not that I'm planning on not eating, it's just a question)

Hey,

I have heard that too....but its not actually true. What your body does is eat the fat that you have. Ex.....if you have a big booty....han you body will start using that fat as a supliment. Your still going to be hungry, but it will hold your stomach a bit. Hope i have helped.
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*Gorda*

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when i was younger, i was a bit chubby and i was really self conscious about it...it sucked being too big for dress up clothes. i was one of the first to wear a bra and get teased by the boys. i had a lower voice than most kids in my grade and i would feel akward singing with the class. well now, i finally took controll over my weight and im known for my singing ability as a strong alto. sounds great, but i still feel out of place. for me its a blessing to wear a size 5, when its fat-pants for someone else. i feel kind of not-as-good because im a young alto. am i making too much of this or can anyone relate? thanks in advanced and you deserve a 5 for readin this.

Hey,

I just want to let you know that god made me and you the way we are. Im srry that i cant relate to you personally, but i do have a grandfather who is overwieght (extremely overwieght). He lives his live normally....but with lots of percotions. You said that you took control of your weight and that is good. Just remember to eat healthy and excercice a lot. And its good that your being reconized for your lovely ability to sing(i wish i could sing). Being a young alto is nice......you shouldnt feel bad.How do you think that most musicians break out of their shells.l They start very very young. If you want to be a singer......go for it god is givng you the oppertunity to show everyone what you have now.....at an early age. Dont feel bad about it. Thereare lots of people your are enveing you for having a beautyful voice. I hope i have helped.....xoxo.....GOOD LUCK! Be sure to email me if you need anything.
*Gorda*

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I have a dog named Smokey. It's a girl. She was suposed to have leg surgery because she tore a legiment or something, but now she is walking better. Should she still have surgery?

Hey,

I have the same problem with my dog. The doctor told me that it is b/c she jumps from high place (bed, couch etc). The Dr. gave my dog a pill and it made her better.....shes not limping anymore. If the Dr. hasnt givin her a pill ask him to. We still havent tooken the dog to get the surgery b/c she is better. It is up to you and your Dr.(ofcourse the Dr. is going to say that she should have the surgery......juss to get $$ out of you). So its mainly up to you. But think about the concequensesn that i may bring you and your dog on the future. Hope i have helped.
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*Gorda*

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theirs about 2 weeks left of school and i told this boy i liked tht i liked him and he just told me he liked me 2 is it too late to hook up wit him?

Hey,

It is not to late to hook up with him. You guys could alk on the phone and internet. You guys can go out to the movies or to the beach. Or you can go out to any restaurants together. And if its ok with both of your parents, if either family is going on a trip you could tag along with each others family. There arelots of things taht both of you could do together. Hope i have helped.
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*Gorda*

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My best friend jade is getting mad at me because i am freinds with this girl kayla who she got in a fight with. now she wont talk to me unless i stop being kaylas friend, and then we
stoped talking, now yesterday she called me saying that she wants to be my friend again should i forgive her?

Hey,

I think you should forgive her.....at least she has the respect in callin you and letting you know that she is sorry. But do let her know that you want to continue being both of their friends. Let her know that the friend that she got into a fight wit has not done anything to you therefor you have nothin against her. Hope i have helped.
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theirs this boy and he wants to go out with me for the 3rd time.i really like him but i jus know he is gonns dump me again for a dmumb reason. i dont know what to do.
help me ^O^

Hey,

I think that the only reason that he keeps breakin off wit you and then wantin to get bakk wit you is b/c he knows that you will take him bakk. Why dont you play hard to get......not toooo hard b/c then you will just be pushin him away. But juss give him a lil taste of want he let go and wat he wants. I hope i have helped.
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*Gorda*

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I'm actually underweight for my age and height. I need to gain weight, and i want to gain HEALTHY and SAFE weight. any suggestions?
thanks! -i rate-

Hey,

You could eat a lot and start going to the gym. By building up muscles it gives you wieght. I know you said that you wanted to eat healthy but you could also have those deliciouse junk food and go to the gym burn some calories, build some muscles and you will gain weight. DONT WORRY......OUR MUSCLES WILL NOT LOOK LIKE A MAN! Hope i have helped! Good luck. (plz rate)
*Gorda*

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ok im 15/f and i really like this guy but he's so shy!! he barely talks online to anyone even his friends! i want him to open up cause the only time he talked a lot was at school in class but schools out now so we never see eachother! he's never even had a gf before so that might be why he's so shy but i really want him to open up so how can i do that!

Hey,
why dont you call him or talk to him online. Maybe he could feel coinfidant with you talkin to him and may be he will start liking you. Just try to gain his confidence.......dont expect him to be completly open with you in the beginig.....just start off slow and take it from there.

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I am going to be a model and i wanted to know if any of you have any suggestions on how i can lose 5lbs fast

Hey,
Well you could start jogging every night, start by doing 3 sets of 25 sit ups and 2 sets of 25 push-ups. You could also go to the gym. You can also lay down on the floor, put your hand under your buttom and lift you legs 6inches off the ground for 30 second. That will also tone your stomach. Do 3 sets of 15. Hope i have helped.

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Ok,i have this friend Lilly. I really like lilly..she was there when i first moved and stuff. We had a group -- Me Lilly Sarah Ali and Chelsea. We all split up. I tore away from the group,because although lilly was nice for a while,she became mean and rude,and she ignored me.Well we were okay/good friends for a while. But we got into a fight..and it all went down hill. i feel like now that im not her friend,theres something missing in my heart. she used to be a true and nice friend..but we fought about something so stupid..Ex of what she dose-- Ali called me and i think Lilly was over. Ali asked me if she could call me back in 30 min,and i heard lilly say "more like 5 hrs" in the back round. It was kinda rude. and Lilly has done a lot more mean things. So i dont no why i feel missing inside!! Should i say sorry to Lilly? or should i just leave her?I dont know why i feel this way
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*sorry this is so long*

Hey,

That Lilly girl.....is rude. Dont say sorry to her, you have done nothin wrong except be her friend. You are so nice....Ex, shes bein rude to you and you still find it in your heart to be nice to her, forgive her and still like to be her friend. Just leave her alone still be friends with the other girls but meet new ppl. Ignore Lilly.....that will show her the great friend that she has lost. She doesnt deserve you as a friend. The reason why you feel the way you do is because you love her (as a friend)....and you care about her. i hope i've helped. If you need more advice plz email me.....XOXO......GOOD LUCK!
*Gorda*

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just this year i decided to loose my virginity to my boyfriend of 10 months. the first two times we had unprotected sex. it freaked me out because i thought just maybe i could be pregnant. we have been intimate a couple of times more. truthfully, i wished i waited like i intended in the first place. i love my boyfiriend and i am 100% sure that i will marry him. but i am soooooo scared of the responsibilities that comes along with sex. i really wanna wait til we get marreid, or at least until we are finanially responsible for any "accidents". He loves me , and he said he will never be upset if i decided to wait. but lately he haven't been coming over. i think its because he knows i dont want to have sex. he is very persuasive and that scares me because 80% of the time i give in to him. i love him and he loves me, but i truly believe he will be very unhappy if we discontinued being sexually active.

Hey. Why dont you talk to him and ask him if the reason he hasnt been comin over is b/c you told him that you wanted to wait till you got married. If your absolutly positive that you are going to marry him, let him know how nice it is goin to fel when both of you are married and become intimate for the first time. But since it has already happend tell him that you would like to wait b/c you want to be prepared for any accidents. That you know that he will be there for you but you want to know that both of you are financially stable. Hope i have helped.

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Okay, there is this guy (his name is Gage Tyler) that I am like crazy for. He always tells his friends that he doesn't like me, but yet when one of my friends asks him if he does like me he doesn't answer them. Or like if I come around him, he always leaves, but sometimes comes back around me. It's really weird and all of my friends say that I am too good for him, or he isn't good enough for me. And one of my friend's thinks that he is mentally abusing me?!?!?! Well, please help!! lol.

Hey, Well he might be mentalyy abusing you.....if you notice you are crazy over him. By him ignoring you it makes you want him even more. If you say that he leaves when you come around him. It might be that he doesnt like you or that he gets really nervouse when you come near him and he doesnt want you to notice. What i suggest you do is go up to him and ask him if he likes you. If he says yes take it from there......But if he says no, just keep doin ur thing....and he wasnt worth it. Find another person and ignore him. That should piss him off. Hope i have helped.

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I heard that you get more color when you're sun tanning while it's cloudy outside. I've searched all over the internet and can't find out if this is true or not. If anyone knows if this is true please tell me! I'll rate high. Thanks in advance!


P.S. Always use sunscreen!

Hey im sorry, but who told you that. How do you get mor color when it is cloudy??.....The sun is what gives you your color. There is no sun on a cloudy day. Thats not true!
*Gorda*

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ohk well im 13 and colombian (spic) woot woot yeah i know lol. anyways my mom and my dad asked me what i want to have a sweet 15 or a sweet 16.. its kinda early but they wanna start saving up since they wanna have my party at the hilton ... but the thing is that most if my friends that im going to invite are white or black and like 6 are spanish ... and i think that they will enjoy a sweet 16 better , but i mean its a tradition for a spanish girl to have a sweet 15 ? im confused help me out

Hey,
Being hispanic is a pride....(it is for me). On June 19 it is going to be a year that i had my sweet 15. It is something that is a tradition in the hispanic culture. Dont think about your friends as much. A sweet 15 and sweet 16 is the same thing except one is spanish and the other is english. Your friends will enjoy a sweet 15 as much as a sweet 16. It is the same thing. There is going to be music, food, dancing etc.....in both. It is up to you. I personally think that its better that you have a sweet 15. Its something that you and your family can look at together. Its a great memory. Ask your parents what they think and what they would like.....take it into consideration, they are the ones payin for it. Hope i have helped.
*Gorda*

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Ok well im a 13/f and my mom gets someone to babysit my brother whom is 8 just because im always out havin fun and doing stuff and i dont want to watch him. but anyways the point is lately his babysitter and me are like good friends. So well anyways she is 18 and I really i guess i could say i look up to her. I really do i love her like a sister and right now i know she is going thought a hard time and she started smoking and she said im gonna quit im just having a hard time well i dont think shes gonna quit because smoking is addicting and she might not be able to quit and im scared for her and myself because i look up to her so whats happens if i start to and i also dont think shes getting paid enought a week i added up all the time she worked this week and the money she got and dived it and she got like $2.78 an hour thats not fair she needs more money because she is gonna have to start paying for bills and stuff and shes not getting paid enought and now shes smoking and im lookin up to her and i just dont know what to do she is like a sister to me we are good friends and i really look up to her and i dont want her life to get screwed up plese help sorry this is so long

Hey,
Wow, im 15 and i think im starting to look up to you for caring so much for some like that. How about you talkin to both your mom and her. Talk to you mom about givin her a raise. Tell her that she puts up with a lot of your brothers nonsence. And talk to the babysitter and tell her that you look up to her and you dont want her to screw up her life. That will make her feel really nice. And tell her that your only 13 but if that you will try to help her in any way possible. I hope i have helped.
*Gorda*

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i need to know how to get rid of bats in the house?

You need to call pest control and tell them about the problem. They will help you and if they cant they will give you information to where you need to call. Hope ive helped
*Gorda*

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i'm having trouble getting my parents used to the fact that me and my boyfriend have a 3 years difference in age. he's 16 and i'm 13. my mom likes him but my dad gets a little to protective about it and they won't let me drive around anywhere with him. he's a really sweet guy and i trust him with my life but my parents don't see my side to this. what could i do to get them to trust me and him together in a car and get them used to the age difference?

Tell your parents that you understand where they are coming from and that you know that all they want to do is protect you(bonus points). Ask your parents to go somewhere and ask him to tag along ask him if he could drive, let your dad sit in the front with him that way he notices that your man is responsible and a good driver. Maybe your dad start knowing him a bit better. Hope i have helped.
*Gorda*

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I am 13 and I have never kissed anyone. I know that I want too, but I want it to be sweet and romantic. I have thought about this for a LONG time (ever since I turned 11) I want a romantic first kiss, like a walk in the park or something and then we just kiss. I need to know about 5 things though. (1) I have braces, will our lips get hung together or something? (2) I ALSO have a herpz appliance in my mouth!!! Will THAT get our lips caught together? (3) How do you kiss? I mean whats the most sweetest way to kiss without making out? (4) Where is a romantic date? I can go to the movies or somewhere like that? I don't have any parks where I live. (5) Whats a good type of clothing, earrings, etc. to where? I REALLY NEED A GIRL'S ADVICE!

hey,

Well you dont need to be stressing it to much. I understand that yu want your first kiss to be romantic (what girl doesnt). But your are only 13. I had my 1st kiss when i was 14 and it wasnt romantic.....i had snuk out of my house wit my friend and i was dared by my friend to kiss the guy i liked at that time. But guys will come and go. But you are 13 and you know what you want...
(1)i'v never had braces but i doont think your lips will get in the way.
(2)I dont know what a herpz appliance is but if your lips get stuck together then that'll be a good thing.
(3)to kiss you need to open you mouth and just flow with a rythm....open and close it. you also move your head around.
(4)a romantic date would be a the beach somewhere were its both of you together.
(5)Well for a kiss you dont need tog o all out on your dressing but on a date you will have to dress nicely. You could wear some heals that are appropiate for you, that you may walk in. You could wear a nice dress shirt with jeans or brazilian pants, or a nice skirt. try to match you r outfit.
Hope i have helped.
*Gorda*

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I get mad really easily, and people notice. How do I control my temper before it gets way out of hand?

Well you need to know at what things you get mad at easily and try to avoid the suituation. Or you could stay and confront your temptations and tell ppl that you are getting mad but you want to overcome that emotion so anything that you say or do you dont mean. If you do not want to go through this process you may go to a psycatrist and talk to him/her about your emotions. Dont think that its only crazy ppl that go to them, its not. I hope i ahave help.
*Gorda*

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