It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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OK, my boyfriend went to the Navy a few days ago, and i have cried for about 3 days straight and just today i have barly cried. and i'm really sad because i do not get too see him or talk to him for 2 months, only write.
But my main question is, how can i over come such sadness, i have no one too talk to anymore? also i am scared that he will come back really really changed and things will be diffrent, but in a bad way. can you please advise on not too freak out or something to make me feel better?
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If it makes you feel any better? My brother [whom I'm very close to] leaves on Friday, going to Iraq for eight months. [he's a marine.] So, I'd like to think I know how you feel- I plan on crying my eyes out for a while.
I've talked to his fiance alot lately, and she said that she's going to spend alot of time with her other friends [my brother's her best friend] and with her family, until her heart just kindof feels a little less than completely shattered.
Time heals things. Maybe not completely, but you love your boyfriend, don't you?
Trust that everything will work out.
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im a girl and i feell like the hair on my upper lip is really dark and noticeable. Nobody has ever said anything but i feel like there always looking at it, so what is the best way to get rid of it should i bleach it? who do u do it? and is it something i have to buy or are there home remedies. (link)
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I have a friend that got her upper lip waxed once for two or three hairs she wanted gone, and now she has to constantly go get it redone. Try bleaching it first.
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ok so i can have sex....but i have never actually kissed a guy and i have waited so long that now i am terrified to do this...any tips for this ??? like i dont even know how to make out (link)
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You can have sex... but you are scared to kiss a guy? It looks like you're getting ahead of yourself. Why don't you start by not having sex, and start on small things, first,eh?
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I know you have to pay a LOT of money for it but do any of you know how much exactly? or if you could give me some good, free photo editing sites, that would be good to. (btw: i'm talkin about the photoshop that can make someone look skinier, or have stuff in the background and whatnot. I have a photoshop program but it can only fix the colors in the pics and fix red eye. any links would be helpful thank you! (link)
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The prices are on the website. :)
www.photoshop.com will forward you to http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/family/
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every time i masturbate..i dont really have an orgasim..how do you masturbate..to get an orgasim..?..is there any way?? and how do you know if ur getting one? (link)
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I assure you, you'll know when you have an orgasm. :]
It's kindof a "Whoaaaaah boyyyy!" kindof reaction, where your whole body just.. spasms, almost.
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how can a guy have soft hair, and at the sometime avoid split ends. (link)
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It's all about your shampoo and conditioner [same with girls]. Try a shampoo like Pantene for starters. :]
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Well this is my story on Buddy4u.com
http://www.buddy4u.com/view/?u=Not+x+So+Ordinary,
I really need more ideas, on what happens and stuff. Im kinda stuck, I dont know what should happen. If anyone has any ideas please let me know. And dont just be like make the dad die, or whatever. Tell me with detail, and if you could rate it and sign the guestbook for me please?
Heres the link so you can find it easy to rate it:
http://share.buddy4u.com/search.php?q=Not+x+So+Ordinary&p=2 its the tenth one down.
THANK YOU SO MUCH (link)
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I'd love to help you, not just here, but if you need help in the future. :]]
First of all, I'd recomend if you're really serious about writing, you should join a writing site like Quizilla or fanfiction.com or fictionpress.com. I'm a member of all three. :]
Work on your spacing for your writing- it'll make it look more professional. I might would even make your font a little bigger, so it's easier to read.
What genre are you making this story? Usually people tend to start dropping hints of that type of thing within the first ten chapters.
If you need more help, just drop me a line.:]
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My boyfriend of 6 months shared a bed with a girl he went on a trip with in Europe. He said they didn't do anything, but they always talk about how the slept together. Do you consider this a type of cheating? Do I have a right to be angry? (link)
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I wouldn't be angry per say, but it does sound a little odd. I mean, after all, they could've taken turns sleeping on the floor in the room. Explain to your boyfriend that it makes you uncomfortable, but if he promises that he didn't cheat, then believe him. Trust is a big thing.
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you know how when someone thinks something is really funny, and they laugh to where they cant breath? can u die from laughing like that? (link)
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Well, you can die from lack of oxygen, but one would kindof have to assume that eventually the joke wouldn't be funny after a while, and you'd calm down- eventually letting your breathing calm down also.
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how would you describe the lighting in Rite Aid? it always makes my skin look good somehow. weird (link)
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Rite Aid the store like Walgreens? They probably have Fluorescent lights. They make alot of people look different. :]
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what is a word for "easy to talk to" (link)
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Approachable
Accessible
Friendly
Easy going
Calm
Maybe some of those help?
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How do you rip your jeans so they look like the ones in th stores?? (link)
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Well, someone asked almost the exact same question about their jeans, so I'll answer you similar to what I answered them. :]
Bleaching's good::
Firstly, I have bleached several pairs of my jeans [accidentally and just out of boredom] before and I can safely say that the bleach isn't some kind of fabric eating monster. What I did:
for small spots: I had a cup of bleach and a q tip. dip the q tip in the bleach and dot
wherever you want the spot on your jeans.
for larger spots: use a cotton ball, but otherwise, same procedure.
[tip]you might want to wear plastic gloves while you're doing this, but if you don't, be sure not to try to get any bleach on your hands--and if you do, be SURE to wash it off with warm [not hot, it drys your hands out] water and soap.
When I redid a pair of my jeans, i found alot of old buttons off of random things [like some places when you buy a shirt, skirt, dress, pants-whatever they come with extra buttons] and i stitched those on near a pocket or something--it was cute. :]
It's best to do a little, see if you like it- do more- if you don't-stop.
Safety pins are neat::
I got a whole bunch of them and put beads on them, then pinned them on in a half circle design around my pocket-cute. :]
Chains::
Eh, a little intimdating-I personally wouldn't try it. But I'm more of a less hardcore kid than some. Maybe that's your thing.
Pictures::
Eep. Yes! I have an absolutely adorable looking robot on my jeans. they are suppper cute. :]
In the picture, the robot has a squiggle mouth and in the thought bubble he's saying, 'Eep!'. I love it.
I love the whole, pulling the vertical strings thing, too, to make a little spot. :] that's one of my favorite things to do.
Ohh, and if you don't know what I'm talking about, in this picture [http://i18.tinypic.com/2m6swlf.jpg] on my right leg, next to my knee, there's the picture of my robot and the little frayed part.
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Ok. So the questin I asked before was if I should go for it or not, and I took ya'lls advice and did. So now I wanna know what the first thing to do would be. We've been going out for a little bit and stil havent kissed or held hands yet and I wanna know what the freakin' deal is. lol. How do I get him to make the first move, or should I? I just don't want to feel weird if I end up having to. ya know?
Need help.
15/female. (link)
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I like it when the guy makes the first move- but they don't always do. Some guys need a little push- grab his hand, or give him a kiss on the cheek for starters. Let him know that it's okay with you.
I totally know what you mean though. It's hard for whoever does it fist, but you just have to take a deep breath, and do it. :]
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does white out turn yellow over time (link)
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I've never had it happen to any white out that I've ever used.
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whats considered child abuse? physical and mental. like is it just your parent hitting you? or is there much more to it?..
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Physical abuse is like, when it a spanking or hitting [or whatever you prefer] goes past the line of discipline. When bruises/black eyes/ physical marks show up, that's not good.
Mental abuse is like, when your parents seriously make you feel stupid and worthless and all that.
If you're a victim of either one, you should consult someone you trust, like a relative or teacher at school.
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how can you learn to read lips?
or is just a practice sort of thing (link)
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Watch how people exaggerate their lips, and try doing the same with yours. Also try to overexaggerate your words so you can recognize how each word feels as it rolls off your tongue. And then, of course, just practice.
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What does Hugh Heffner's children think of his relationship with his 3 girlfriends? And are they ever on the show "The Girls Next Door"?
Thanks so much! (link)
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The have actually been on the show before, I believe. The two teenage-ish sons seemed to be fine with it, and even talked about how they wanted to continue the family business after their father. They seemed really interested in keeping it classy, too, so I'd say that it was all good. :]
But btw,this isn't much of a question meant for this site.
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So, I'm a lucky duck because I get to go to Vegas for 5 days on August 18th. Well, I'm very excited and I'd love to go, but there are few problems.
1. I recently [About a month ago] got a red slider turtle. He's still a baby and we can't take him with us. We've got a dog kennel for our dog, but we never thought about my turtle. So what should I do? Is it okay for me to pile a punch of turtle food on a dry spot? If not, what else? Should I keep the lights on or off? Do I just keep one light on? If so, which one [The regular light/UVA light..UVB?] We don't have anyone that can take care of the turtle for us.
2. I majorly HATE...DESPISE getting tanned. I mean I seriously HATE it. The worst part is that I tan REALLY easily. It's gonna be sunny in Vegas and I really don't want to get tanned. I used 55 SPF Neutrogena sunblock. Erm, when and how often should I apply it? Would it help me from getting tanned? What can I do to prevent getting tanned?
3. I forget lots of stuff, especially the important miscellaneous ones. No need to remind me about clothes and toiletry and the "duh" stuff. Important things that I would need to take that many people forget/would not know about?
4. Anything at all? Haha. Thanks very much =)
I'm 15/f by the way. If that helps at all?
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1. Having someone take care of your turtle while your gone will be your best bet, no doubt. Animals tend to not eat [also, don't pile food. Animals don't like stale or possibly wet food] as well when they're lonely or bored. Same with the water.
2. Sunblock is mainly for getting burned, actually. I'm not entirely sure that it'll actually prevent a tan... I've never heard of someone who HATES being tan. But whatever you do, make sure to apply your sunblock regularly, no matter what. Skin cancer isn't very attractive. :]
3. I always think about fashion more than comfort, [meaning, wearing flip flops, rather than comfortable tennis shoes] which isn't a very smart idea at all. Make sure to take your camera, and an ipod, cd player, mp3 player, etc. for the long trip.
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my gf hasnt had her period in 2 months and im wondering if it has anything to do with her masturbating.
also, what are the affects of masturbation on girls???
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Your girlfriend should be fine. Girls, especially (teens, I mean) the ones that have started their periods in the last 5 years tend to be irregular. There aren't any side affects of masturbation (other than being pleasured, I mean). Just make sure that whatever she's using, is clean and appropriate (nothing odd, I mean).
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Ok so in 5 days i will be on a plane on my way to quebec canada, for 4 days. well i checked out the hotel were staying at and there's a fitness center open 24 hours. the problem is that i get embarrased or self concious working out by myself , how can i make myself not feel like that?
( no one is going to work out with me , dont consider that )
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Take a cd player, mp3 player or ipod with you. Just listen to your music while you work out, and ignore the people around you. Trust me, everyone's self conscious when it comes to working out. You'll be fine.
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