about

I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

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what are those things that people always post to each other on facebook that have a number then a colon and a sentence...like for example..
(757): I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk

what are those and where can you find them?

Those are from a completely different site. That example you gave is from textsfromlastnight.com. Here are some of the sites:

mylifeisaverage.com
textsfromlastnight.com
fmylife.com

Have fun.

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13 almost 14f
i get REALLY turned on when i smell dudes clone. is this normal or strange?

thanks(:

Normal.

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my friend sophie used to be INLOVE with my brother for 2 YEARS!!! my brother has never had any interest in her what so ever. they have hooked up and had sex for all of 2 minutes.. but to him its just a fling..then she goes all crazy in love with him as soon as she gets over him. but i dont believe someone that has been in love for 2 years can get over a guy in just 1 day.. that seems highly impossible. shes always talking about him badly so all i say is 'ok' or 'hmmm' after she says somethng. then shes all like 'dont you even care what im saying..he has HURT me' and i was like hes my brother soo what do you expect me to say!? i dont really know what to do about her. shes always talking bout my brother. i said to her i didnt really wanna hear it. but its most days. does she still love him? or is she just trying to piss me off ??

I don't think she's doing it to piss you off. I think she just really loves him. You need to understand that while to him, it may just be a fling but to her it's more. She's had feelings for him for 2 years, and having sex (even for 2 minutes) caused those feelings to come back & become a lot stronger than before. BUT, she also needs to understand that it's a fling & nothing more.

I think you really need to tell her what's on your mind, stern but not in a rude way. Just tell her that you're glad she's so interested in him, but he doesn't see her that way, and the sex was just a one time thing in his eyes & that you don't really see their relationship going past friends.

You really need to explain it to her so that she gets it. Let her know that if she continues to talk about him around you after you have told her not to, you're going to stop hanging out with her. Don't let your consequences fall through either. If you say you're not going to hang out with or talk to her, follow through with it because you keep talking to her after you've told her that you won't, she's not going to take you seriously.

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So there is this guy... that I really like. The problem is that he's 17 and I'm 14, almost 15. We've been through a lot together and I'd like to, well, go out with him.
But is the age difference too much? Won't it be illegal considering he is almost 18? Would you go for it?

It could be illegal for you guys to be together once he turns 18, but for right now I don't really see much wrong with it. Just be careful.

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soo i just bought hair skin and nails from gnc to make my hair grow does anyone know if they really work?

It absolutely does work! I bought some a while ago, and my hair has gotten so much longer. I haven't noticed anything different when it comes to my skin, but my nails have definitely grown and are a lot stronger than they were.

These vitamins really do work so keep taking them so you'll see results. :)

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I'm addicted to shoplifting. I've been doing it for about a year and a half now. It was my 2009 New Year's Resolution to stop shoplifting...but I didn't. I've been shoplifting weekly for about a year. I steal everything from makeup, jewelry, clothes, chapstick, food, pens, and headphones.

Today I went shopping with my sister (she used to steal, too, but she doesn't anymore). We went into a store and I stole two pairs of pants. Then we went to a store across the street and I stole a pair of shoes, a shirt, and two drinks. My sister saw all the stuff when we got home and told me she would never shop with me again. She's my best friend and this makes me sad. :(

I hate that I shoplift. But I also love it. I love getting new things, and I love the adrenaline rush. I know it's not worth it, and I know it's illegal. How do I stop? Please help me. And how do I get my sister to trust me again?

You are a kleptomaniac. You need to get professional help because if you don't, this will take over you even more & nothing good will come from it. Shoplifting can get you some serious fines, and maybe even jail time if they think you need it.

You really need to talk to your sister & ask her what you can do to gain her trust back. Whatever she asks of you, do it. If you promise her something, don't let her down. You really need to work at it. Show her you can change, and really put in the effort to change.

I really hope you get professional help for this. Shoplifting will land you in some serious shit if you get caught.

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so im surrounded by people who cause problems in my life who are very difficult to talk to soooo....who should i talk to when there is no body to talk to??

If these people cause problems, why not get rid of them? You shouldn't have people in your life who cause you nothing but trouble. If they aren't doing anything good for you, then drop them & find people who will benefit you for the better. It's that simple.

But, if you need someone to talk to, you can e-mail me anytime. I'll listen & try to help the best that I can. If you need my e-mail, just inbox me.

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what is Skype? like on the computer...

Skype is a type of video chat. Basically, you download the program & can chat with people, but you see them. Pretty simple.

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So, i am a teenager, 14 years old. my mom's age is 64!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT :'( this is too old for me. i cannot stop worrying. all my other friends have moms who are only 38 or who just turned 40. :( so unfair. my moms like old. this is hurts me. I AM ONLY 14 AND MY MOM IS 64. what do you think of that????

I don't think that's that bad. It's a little uncommon, but there's nothing wrong with it. You're making this bigger than it is. Chill out. It's just a number.

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hi im katlyn... there are dese girls at school they dont like me for no reason and dey are really buggin me they love to talk about me and they love to messs with me every time i walk past dem they study me hard and dis one girl always comin by me telling me to give her candy and if i dont she said she gon do somthing which aint gon happen ....i think its because im pretty and she is ugly real ugly and dark as hell to and she always pushing me arond and she hate me to fo no reason....i dont even kno da bitch and the girl actin real hard in front of her friends tryin to make me hate myself and she keep on touching me and pushing me which i dont like and yes i do do something back and if she do it again on monday we gon be fighting cause i aint about to have dis little ass girl pushing me around hell no ... now are dey haters ????

Do you really need us to tell you whether or not these girls are haters? You have it figured out.

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Is it just me or is he so cute? i wish i new him he is so cute, i would so date him!!! ughh i wish i new him, he seems so cute and nice i love himm!! what do you guys think of him??
This is my fav. youtube vid of him idk why i just like it i love watching him dance

I personally don't find him all that attractive. It could be that he's 13 and I'm 18. It could be that he looks like a girl but I personally just don't like him & don't see why he's so famous.

It's awesome that you like him, but take this somewhere else.

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Does the penis have to go in the vagina or can the sperm just get in from being put on the outside when he does his business? I am really worried!

It's not likely, but it's definitely possible. Just because it hasn't happened to the first person who answered your question, doesn't mean that it doesn't happen at all. It is likely though, so don't rule it out completely.

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how old do you have to be to buy condoms or is there an age limit for buying condoms at all? If there is is there any other way I can get them without stealing them?

There is no age limit to buy condoms. There's no need to steal them.

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What happens when you run a red light and there's a red light camera? I don't know if I ran it right when it turned red or what because I apparently wasn't thinking. Will they send a ticket home? Will I have to go to court? How much will it be? Will I get my license taken away?

I'm 17 and just got my license this August. I haven't had any tickets - I just got pulled over once because the light above my license plate was out but the police officer just let me go.

Those cameras aren't really monitored much, so I'm sure that nothing drastic will happen. If you do happen to get a ticket, just pay it off & be more careful while you're driving. :) Your license won't get taken away for a first time offense. Just make sure you pay attention & you should be fine.

Don't worry!

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I dont know what to get my boyfriend for christmas.
He is getting me something and everyone says ill love it. and they are jealous and what not. But he already knows what im getting him and I want to get him something thats a surprise, I just dont know what to get.

Make him something! I would definitely suggest that you make him a scrapbook! Scrapbooks are fun to make, and they're not that expensive, and they're really meaningful. I'm sure your boyfriend would love it. :) Just take pictures of the both of you together, and then put it all together. Maybe have a collage on one page, and a note on the other. Stuff like that. It's better than anything you could buy from a store because you made it special. :)

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Just like the subject says I guess. How are they different or are they?

They're the same thing. There really is no difference.

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do only guys bite girls lips when they kiss or is it normal for girls to bite the guy's lip too?

It's normal for girls to bite a guys lip while kissing. I've done it before. So, I would say it's like taboo or anything. You can definitely go for it if you want.

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I am 17 and seeing an older man hes twenty five and hes married is that bad...?

Obviously you know it's wrong if you came here to ask. We're just telling you what you already know.

But yes, it's very bad. It's illegal for you to be involved with him. You're 17 years old, and that makes you a minor. He's 25 meaning he's well over the age of being an adult.

And he's married. He's clearly not faithful, and can't respect a commitment he's made. You're getting in between him & his wife. I think you really need to think about not only the law in this situation, but his wife as well. If you were married, would you want some 17 year old girl involved with your husband? How would it make you feel to know that someone who is supposed to love you, and spend their life with you would rather be with someone who's illegal? It would suck huh?

Stop the relationship with him. He has a lot of issues to work out, and you can both get into serious trouble if the law gets in the middle of it.

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What is the benefits of these two?? Right now, i have Windows 2003. Should I just stick to this one? plz help! thnx

Up until a couple of months ago, I hadn't used a PC for about 2 years. I got a PC laptop from Wal-Mart, and it had Vista. Let me just tell you that Vista is absolutely horrible.

Windows 7 is the newest one that they just came out with, and it's supposed to be the replacement. Apparently it's doing what Windows Vista couldn't do.

I would suggest Windows 7 over Vista any day.

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Is it true that my favorite show is going away forever? :'( One of my friends told me but she also always makes fun of me for watching Oprah ALL the time. Is she serious or just teasing me?

Please tell me it isn't true! :(

Nope, it's true. The show is ending in 2011, so enjoy the last year and some months that you have it. :)

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