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In the newer episodes of Zoey 101, I didn't see Chase, but I saw some new guy. (I also saw him in the beginning credits..) Well I never saw the episode when Zoey came back from that other boarding school, and then Chase left or something. Where did Chase go? What happened? I remember seeing the commercial but I never saw that episode. Also, is that other guy a replacement for Chase now? Meaning Chase will never come back? If anyone could give me the latest info then that would be great!

The columnist did a great job explaining, but she left out one important piece.

Zoey and the new guy that is housed with Michael and Logan go out on a lunch date, and everyone on campus thinks that they're dating. Logan is jealous of this new guy [James], because he is suddenly getting all of the girls' attention at PCA. Logan spreads the rumor that Zoey and James are dating. I don't want to spoil the ending of that episode, but Zoey kisses someone [that isn't Chase].

16/m how do you get a girl to fa in love/ike you, i know all girls are different and a that but what generally works?

Girls are different [like you stated], some girls prefer the 'bad boys' while others prefer the nice, sweet sensitive types. I, myself, prefer the traditional, gentleman guy, the kind who opens doors for you, pays for your meals, just generally a nice, sweet, sensitive guy who isn't afraid to crack a joke once in awhile. I'm not saying that you have to change the way that you are, because girls are turned off by guys who try too hard and try to be someone that they're not.

My advice, is to just start being nicer if you aren't already. Smile, appear relaxed, and you'll be drawing girls to you in no time. However, don't change your behavior when you're around your friends while you're with a girl. It's very risky, and it's a huge disappointment when a girl finds out that that nice guy who was great, ends up being a jerk when he's around his friends. Please, when you meet a great girl and find yourself liking her, try to make the first move. I can't even begin to explain how nerve-wracking it is when both are interested in one another, but the girl herself is a little shy to step forward and start making all the moves.

Don't be afraid to hold her in public, kiss her when she least expects it, pick her up when she's down. Girls are also attracted to guys who are nice and courteous to their parents.

I hope that helped, message me if you need more advice.

so on zoey 101, whats the name of the actor that plays jake (her boyfriend in season 4)? thanksss!

Austin Robert Butler

im really not sexually active but what is it like to be wet cause i dont know if i do or not. or when your suppose to cum

Wet is exactly what the name is like, you'll have a wet feeling 'down there'. You can cum when you orgasm, either by masturbation or another person fingering you. It's natural for all girls to be wet [discharge] 'down there', it's just the vagina going into a 'self cleaning' stage.

Nothing to worry about.

Okay this dude flipping got my number (i dont know how!) and he thinks i like him but i DONT!!!! He is really making me mad and said "you know you want me and im gonna pimp you next"...What does pimp mean?? this guy rides my bus and he touches me on the shoulder and my hair and i tell him to stop but he is just in my face even more!! How do i get this freaking wacko job to stop!? Thanks

If you have tried everything else, your last resort might be to end up changing your number and giving it to your close, trusted friends.

It might be his own [creepy] way of showing you that he likes you.

And the word pimp, in the context, probably means that he's going to do what any other 'pimp' does with women.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pimp

If all else fails, threaten to whack him in the sack. That should shut him up. :)

Well.. so i like this guy. We are really good friends. But it seems more than that lately.. He sit across from me in 2 of my classes and

this is what he does in those classes...

- always looks at me in the eyes and smiles
- loves making me laugh ( and trys to alot)
- trys to be nice to my bestfriends
- he makes excuses to sit near me.
-he will try to make a conversation up of something we both like ( basketball, gym, ect.)
- if i ask a question to a guy sitting next to him he'll answer it.
- if another guy makes a joke and i laugh he'll make one and then smile at me.
- i pass notes to my friend diagnol of me and right of him.. so ill says pass it to her and he'll read the note.
- i told my friend "i wrote my sn in the note" and i gave it to her and he read it before passing it to her..and read it again after. like he was memorizing it.
- he will always jump into conversations with other guys that im talking to.
- today i had a basketball game after his and he came and watched my game.

Do u think he likes me or does he not? please reply i want to know. thanks in advance. ( ill answer your questions too if u answer mine)

please help me,
arie :)

Yes, he definitely likes you. And I can tell by these signs that you mentioned:

- always looks at me in the eyes and smiles
- trys to be nice to my bestfriends
- he makes excuses to sit near me
- today i had a basketball game after his and he came and watched my game.

Any guy that takes time out of their after school routine to come and watch a girl's basketball game is worth it.

:)

okay i have the ipod touch and i put it on shuffle once and now i cant get it off! idk how to! i tried hitting shuffle again but it just goes back to shuffle.. and i even plugged my ipod into the computer and took it off shuffle.. but once i took it out again it was still on shuffle! please help mee!!!

When a song is playing, turn your touch upright and touch the center. The status bar thingy should come up, the shuffle button is on the far upper right.

I know that determine you IQ you must take an IQ test, I get that part. A lot of people like telling me their IQs and I feel pretty dumb because I don't know mine, nor have I ever taken a test.

Is there any type of free online IQ test I can take? I've tried googling them but I haven't found what I'm looking for. Also, do these tests tell you what they average IQ is. Or, you know, what's good/bad/awesome/average, etc.? If not, how do you know?

I feel pretty lame asking this because I should be old enough to know all of this (17/f), but I don't. Anything is helpful.

*****EDIT*****
Oh, you're absolutely positive, huh?

Because I just took an IQ test at the 3rd link, and happened to get a score.

You asked for links, I gave you links.

I'll ask you if you're sure again, and then I'd love to hear your response. :)
*****/EDIT*****

Are you sure that you Googled it?

http://www.intelligencetest.com/
http://www.iqtest.com/
http://yourtotalhealth.ivillage.com/mozart-scored-165-isaac-newton-190-smart-are-you.html

painters have like different periods like the blue period is depression and sadness and stuff. but is the red period when they're happy or angry?

Angry.

Blue = Depression/Sadness [as you stated]
Green = [most likely] Envy
Yellow = Happy, Joyful

That's really all I can think of, but red is commonly placed under the 'angry' category.

how did you make this cool website????its actually fasinating lol (dont know how to spell the word)well i have to go now bye

What cool website? You mean advicenators.com? Haha, I didn't make it. I know basic HTML but there's no way that I could be able to make a site like this. DangerNerd developed this website. Check out his column.

http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=DangerNerd

If you're talking about my column, it is all under 'Column Settings', I shifted around a few colors, but the rest is automatically built..

Hope I answered your question from what I understood.

How do you get that Google bar on your page?

[*search*](search query here)[/*search*]

Take out the stars and replace (search query here) with what you want to search for.

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I really like this guy, but I'm not sure if he likes me back.

How can I tell if he likes me?

Here are some signs that he's flirting with you and is most likely interested. Guys are different, and they have weird ways of showing signs of liking a girl.

- He makes an effort to touch you.
- Smiles when he's around you.
- He will try to hug you/high five you [refer to 1st].
- His friends are nicer to you/start noticing you.

I'm really not that much of a flirting expert, but this is a great guide that provides tons of thorough tips.

http://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-a-Guy-Likes-You

Even if he doesn't like you, it's OKAY. I want to emphasize how many other guys there are out there. He won't be the only one, trust me.

This guy and I were messing around. He went inside of me, and he wasn't wearing a condom. He pulled out quickly, though.

Can I still be pregnant?

Yes, there is a very high chance that you could be pregnant. You are pregnant once the sperm fertilizes the egg. Obviously, the sperm is found on his genitalia, and the egg is found inside of your vagina.

If you are expecting your period, and indeed have missed it, you should immediately take a pregnancy test.

I love to eat, who doesn't, but I cannot cook to save a life.

I need to know how to make cup cakes with some cute icing and stuff like that. If anyone knows how to make cupcakes, what I need to buy, how I need to do it, just please let me know. I would appreciate it very much.

The key to cooking is to start experimenting with smaller quantities of food before jumping into the larger meals.

http://www.cupcakerecipes.com/

Look at the first link.

It's really simple, just remember to use the right measuring cups, and never substitute ingredients for others so it can turn out the way that you want it to.

anyone know how make mexica enchilla???

Do you mean an enchilada?

Chicken Enchilada

Ingredients:
2 cans white chunky chickens
1 package flour tortillas
1-2 package shredded cheese
1 jar salsa
chili powder

Prep:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Drain water from cans of chicken.
Use a medium to large rectangular casserole dish.
Microwave 3 tortillas at a time inside 2 paper towels for 15 seconds.
Spoon small amount of chicken, cheese, salsa and chili powder on each tortilla.
Roll tortilla as tightly as possible without breaking.
Place in dish tightly next to each other.
Repeat the process using all tortillas in package.
Top tortillas with cheese, salsa, chili powder, and bake for 20 to 25 minutes.

today has been the worst day of my life. its my bday today i turned 14. everything just went wrong. my 2 best friends, one is pissed about sumfthin taht has nothing to do with her and is ignoring me but she finally yelled at me over texting. and then my other bestfriend is a guy and weve been best friends since i can remember and weve liked eachother and hated eachother off and on but were both afraid so we never did anything but todays valinetins day so i was gona ask him out no matter how much i got hurt but he didnt come to school. then my family never got me a cake and we couldnt even go out to eat. then my cousins couldnt come over cuz they have better things to do. and i dont get presents cuz they say i dont need any altho for my sister they spent 300$. my birthday party is tomarrow and less than half the people can even come and its gona storm so the outdoor party is now indoor and our house is tiny. we dont have a cake for tomarrow or food or decorations and i have schoool so i cant set it up. that partys a bust. i got my progress report card and im failing so im in even more trouble and a few of the people cant come because of report cards. also my mom goes off on me about how i dress so gothic altho i dont at all and how all i wanted for my bday was to dye my hair with the dye i have left that i already used before but i cant. the only thing i can think of that was good today was that my friend gave me a cupcake with a candle in it. i loved that but nothing else at alll happend thats good i tried thinking positive. anything else or does that sum it up

I'm sorry that you had such a rough day. I would be pretty bummed if my special day turned out like yours did. Even though you're 'gothic', it gives your family no right to ignore you like that. At least you had a little positive thing that happened today. Maybe you should try to spend more time with this friend [the one that gave you a cupcake].

Consider keeping a journal or a private online blog to collect all of your thoughts and feelings. When you need to vent, you can just go right ahead and let it all out.

And about this friend that ignored you through texting.. just let it go, and move on. The more that you sit and start worrying about what happened, the more that it will break you down.

Message me if you need more help.

Please help. I'm 15 and I straighten my hair. I'm not gay at all! I just think it looks so much better when it's straight, and every morning I get up, take a shower, dry it, and straighten it. To do this I have get up at 5:00 every morning and I leave for school at 7:00. The problem I'm having is P.E. class. I'm good with sports, but every time I play it screws up my hair. I look really good with straight hair and I'm popular at my school, but now I have P.E. and every day my hair get reall messed up and curly. I've tried gelling it and spraying it, but no hair products seem to work. When I straighten my hair I don't just make it straighter, but I shape it and it looks really good.
I'm not gay at all. It's just when I started straightening my hair 2 years ago, I had so much more confidence knowing that I looked attractive. This year I'm at a new school, and I'm popular and girls like me.. but it's the 2nd semester now and so I have P.E. Every day my hair gets completly messed up and everyone wonders if I'm sick or something. Please anyone with any advice at all please help..

Okay, well to start things off, I just want to point out that you've posted this question 3-4 times. If you didn't get competent answers for the previous questions, chances are, you won't for this question. Try using a silk serum. Men's hair is usually coarser compared to Women's hair. Consider getting it thinned at the salon.

Okay, my borther gave me his mp3 player its a Sony 2GB S610 Walkman Video MP3 Player and he losted the usb cable and i cant find it online or in the house. i really want to put my music on it but i cant. Im really mad can someone find it for me im going to look again but help would be nice. Thanks in advance.

Go to the original store of purchase [Best Buy, Circuit City, ect.] and ask for a replacement cord.

It's that easy, and it should be relatively cheap.

How good is a 2160 on the SAT?

**EDIT**

Why did I get a 2 if you were asking for an opinion on your score?

**/EDIT**

The highest you can get is 2400 [800 points for each section].

I'm pretty sure that it's considered an 'A' if you were to put it into letter grade terms.

Congratulations!

my ex keeps coming back into my life... i want him to just hate me even tho it will hurt it will hurt less than hearing his voice ... you know.... how do i get over him please help

Delete his number from your phone.

Refuse to hang out with him.

Don't respond to his calls/texts.

Put away his hoodies/clothes that he left at your house in a hard to reach place.

Go out with your friends. Enjoy your life.

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