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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ does anybody know of greattt layout pages?
please dont say something like createblog. for myspace
http://www.myspace.com/giggleuplyts
http://www.mygen.co.uk
http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/
http://www.xanga.com/MYSPACELAY0UTSXD
http://www.myspacelayouts.org/Blue-Layouts.php
http://www.xanga.com/MyHawtSpace_LayOuts
http://myspaceforum.proboards35.com/index.cgi?board=layouts
http://www.myspace.com/hey_lyts
http://www.myspace.com/x_dollfacelayouts

♥[?]♥ Ok we are having our valentines day dance soon. (13/F by the way) and we need ideas for songs. Every dance we use this girl's ipod and well....she listens to rock music all the time and the dance gets ruined because noone likes the music. Does anyone know a good variety of songs we can use both fast and slow. Our school is very musicly diversified so any type (EXCEPT RAP) would be good. Since its Valentines Day love songs that are slow would be good then some fun songs are needed as well. Any ideas?
How about "My Valentine", By Martina McBride?


http://youtube.com/watch?v=MrHk4Do6Gsw&mode=related&search=

♥[?]♥ what happenes if you snort pixie sticks???
You'll either sprout wings or feel like a fool - I can't remember which.

♥[?]♥ ok ive figured out how to use both the printer and then copier - but how the heck do you scan? i tried just putting a picture in there and pressing SCAN, but nothing happened.

so how do you use it?
is there any online manuals (that are EASY to understand??)
Well, Copy and Scan are the same thing. I'm not sure why they call it two different names, but they both have the same end result.


We have the same scanner/printer. We have the same problem. I don't know how to correct the problem so that the SCAN button works, but I know how to get around it.


Go to:
START
CONTROL PANEL
SCANNERS AND CAMERAS
HP PSC 1200 SERIES


Click:
NEXT
NEXT again
save your image as the file type, name and location you'd like,
and click NEXT again
and it should scan.


Let me know if this doesn't do the trick, or if you have any more problems or concerns. I'll do my best to be of any assistance I can.


♥[?]♥ do u know any songs with "i love you" statements on them? or the "i wanna tell you how much i love you" kind of songs? need it.thanks.

:)
How about "My Valentine", By Martina McBride?


http://youtube.com/watch?v=MrHk4Do6Gsw&mode=related&search=

♥[?]♥ Does anyone have the myspace to someone who was on Sweet 16? :]
Here's the adoptee from Erie, PA, Jazmin.


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=29680384&MyToken=eb926aac-d177-442a-b4d3-054832507f71


Don't ask me how I know. =P

♥[?]♥ do yall think that a guy would find it weird if you sang to him? im talking about if they were goin out. thanks in advance.
Not in the slightest. Why would it be? My man sings to me every night. I love it. They're my lullabies. :) I just wish I had the guts to sernade him for a change. (: I think that it's a seemingly simple gesture that can grow to be a really sentimental and wonderful tradition.

♥[?]♥ well i didnt know what category to put this question under, so i just chose the one i thought most people would look at. anyway, on ebay it asks for my credit card number....and i didnt know what number they wanted. so how long is the credit card number that they want?
Obviously that isn't your credit card... You should put it down, far away. And step away.

♥[?]♥ what is cervical cancer and how do u get it
This should answer your every question:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cervical_cancer

♥[?]♥ well my bff asked me 2 make-out w/her man so i did the next time at skool me and my bff"s man were in a library and he made out w/me he cam on 2 me and now my Bff is PISSED at me and now we r in a BIG fight wat do i do?o i forgot the night b4 she presured me into fucking her man but i didn't.
Please tell me this is a joke.

♥[?]♥ what are some good songs by hellogoodbye?
Obviously I am not into this band, but for a complete list of their songs, check out:
http://www.azlyrics.com/h/hellogoodbye.html

♥[?]♥ i made a forum on advicinators but now how do i tell people on this sight to go to it? like can i put it in a question and post it or can i even put it in a private question or is that considered "advice whoring"? i really dont know. but i love talking 2 people and my computer wont let me connect to that chat room for now im working on fixing that though. could i post a link to my forum in the chat room or is that also not okay?
Do not post it in a question to the pool. Do not post it in a question in private Inboxes. I suppose you could "post" it in the chatroom, but what would be the point? To be honest, you will either find the chatroom to be empty, or that the occupants won't even care. Besides, if you're already in a live chatroom, why bother to take the time and effort to play tag on a forum?


If you want to inform other users of your forum, copy the URL of your forum and post it in your Bio section on your "Profile Settings" page, which is found under your Inbox link. Or even easier: just paste the URL in the slot for your "Website URL". Hopefully this clears some things up for you. :)

♥[?]♥ how do you use the pads when you have your period?
Perhaps you could stick them in your underwear? If they have wings, bend them down to stick to the front of your bloomers. Remember to change them as often as you need, or every 4 hours.. whichever comes first. Changing them on potty breaks is a healthy and sanitary way to go about it. Just don't flush them down the toilet.

♥[?]♥ what do ladies think semen taste like and if you are experenced in the field do you spit or swallow?
I see that people are telling you "Nasty". "Nasty" is an opinion. It may not be "nasty" to you or I. As far as what happens with the finishings, that is up to you. You shouldn't let anyone talk you into doing something which makes you uncomfortable. Don't knock it until you've tried it, though. Keep an open mind, but remember your morals and never be afraid to say "No." Someone also told you that you can get sick from ingesting semen, which is absolutely incorrect. Semen is protein, and that little dose of protein is not harmful. If you have a hard time believing that, look it up on Google. There's nothing wrong with checking around to find some solid answers until you are satisfied. I searched Google, and here is what I found. If you don't mind reading, take a look at this.


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"What's in Semen
Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

* Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol
* Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine
* Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium
* Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline
* Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins
* Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen


- Is Eating Cum Healthy?
Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin. Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.


- Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "servings"? we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.


Many people have questions about oral sex and disease transmission: Can you catch an STD from oral sex? Can get other diseases from swallowing cum? Will swallowing cum hurt you or make you sick? Is it safer to spit than to swallow? We'll attempt to demystify some of these issues.


- First the Good News
Cum is an all-natural bodily fluid that doesn't harbor any diseases or harmful bacteria in a healthy person. The purpose of semen is to transport sperm to the female ova, and it is a high-protein, nutrient-rich medium designed to support and sustain the spermatazoa during their relatively brief journey. The sperm themselves also present no threat in the digestive tract, and are neutralized by gastric fluids by the time they reach the stomach.


***If anything, swallowing the cum of a healthy male may in fact be good for you, since it is a highly concentrated source of protein, minerals, natural sugars, and other nutrients. Healthy seminal fluid is mostly fructose and proteins, and doesn't contain any harmful chemicals. The slightly bleachy smell of semen comes from its alkaline pH and minute traces of chlorine, but if it's mild enough for a vagina, it's not going to be any harsher on your mouth or throat. Because the ducts and glands that produce the components of semen feed into the urethra, the same passage that carries urine out of the penis, cum may pick up some traces of urea or uric acid. However, these are harmless, as is healthy urine in general. The urinary tract of a healthy person contains only trace amounts of bacteria, and there are no substances in urine that are harmful to consume in the quantities excreted normally.


- The Not-so Good News
The sort of good news is that swallowing your partner's cum will not put you at any greater risk for catching an STD. The flip side is that if your partner does have an STD, by the time you've had unprotected oral sex with them, whether you swallow or not, you've been exposed to whatever they're carrying. Having unprotected oral sex (giving a blow job without a condom) is risky. Some of the disease that can be transmitted through oral sex if your partner is infected include herpes, genital warts, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis. The risk of HIV transmission through oral sex is still undetermined. Some experts say there is little to no risk of getting HIV through fellatio, while some say there is possible risk, especially if there are cuts or sores in the mouth of the person performing oral sex."
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And no, I did not write that. I would provide a link, but some of the other content on the website is inappropriate and would violate Advicenators' "Terms of Service". But happy reading. Hopefully this eases you some.

♥[?]♥ Is one kiss considered "cheating"?
It's enough for me.. Whether or not it's worth throwing away great history is one thing, though. It is all very particular and personal.

♥[?]♥ does ANYONE. know any good websites that have like love .. friendship. heartbreak quotes. like good ones. not like roses are red violets are blue crap.. please help.. i cant find anything. and its driving me crazy
You're bound to find what you want at one of the following:
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ guys do you prefer blonds or brunettes, thanks.
It's all about the brunettes. :)

♥[?]♥ is there any really good free photo editor i can download off hte internet?
I use a program called The Gimp. You can download the program's limited version absolutely free at: http://www.gimp.org/ Now, the installation process could perhaps confuse you, as there are two sections you must download from. Just be prepared to follow instructions, and you should do fine. It took me a while to figure out the installation process myself, so if you should run into trouble, feel free to AIM me for some extra help. :)

♥[?]♥ lyrics/quotes about divorce?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_about_divorce
There's a list of songs for you. (:

♥[?]♥ can anyone give me the site that can let me help download GIMP? i download it, but its not on my desktop & has no icon anywhere? please give me a link? or a site or something

kthanks
You can download the program's limited version absolutely free at: http://www.gimp.org/ Now, the installation process could perhaps confuse you, as there are two sections you must download from. Just be prepared to follow instructions, and you should do fine. It took me a while to figure out the installation process myself, so if you should run into trouble, feel free to AIM me for some extra help. :)


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