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Q: alright so i love gossip girl, and does anyone watch it!? so anyways. in the new episode, blair ends up having sex with chuck in the back of chucks limo. does anybody know the name of the song that is playing when that happens?
"With Me" by Sum 41

Q: I read about the horrible conditions of the city of Juarez in Mexico. I've been searching for a while for ways to improve the world. I live in the United States, but what are some ways to reach out and help the people there?
-Habitat For Humanity
Here's a map of third- first- and second-world countries. The Peace Corps is also another good society that helps people. Good luck.

Q: PLEASE READ (FACT: SORRY ITS LONG) i GIVE YOU 5
--Okay So pretty much all my friends ask me what do you want to be when you get older..
i always reply with a i dont know;;
thay already know what thay want to be
we are 14 15, i cant just pick anything (right?)
anyways i know what id like to be but people tell me diferent!
-1. i want to act nothing big like movie act like some one huge! just like someone off of newport harbor like that kinda of stuff or just be in a movie something good you know
-2. modeler or do there cloths like the hills tv show from mtv
-3. i cheerlead so id like to be come famous cheerleader something like that!
but alot of people say i cant do that!
thay say i cant be come and actor because i havent ever tooken acting classes and stuff like that' and thay say i cant be a modeler or do stuff like thay because i dont live in calfornia and california is where everyone becomes big!
and thay also say i cant be a big famous cheerleader when i know i can do that!
but what gets is what if i dont want to do that what if there right?is california where it happens me and my bestie want to move there when we get older and stuff like that!

and thing you can think of that might help please do! im dyeing over here and ill help back
just any advice would be great thanks for reading for those who did!
I would suggest modeling or acting, and acting has my best vote. Cheerleading forces everyone to be the stereotypical blonde thin girl. One girl I saw had to dye her hair lighter, because they said it made her look too ethnic. This would NOT be a good choice. You can make maybe $300 a year on it, and sometimes you LOSE money for deductions on paying tanning salons, plastic surgeons, etc. Modeling puts pressure to be ultra-thin and gorgeous, and fire you if you gain 2 pounds, or get a pimple. I know it seems like I'm being over-dramatic, but it's true. You can get an agent, and show your stuff to Disney Channel, and Ford models. Ford is the least likely to put the skinny-pressure on girls, on my opinion. They're really wholesome. You can even try getting jobs at places like H&M, Nordstrom, Macy's, etc. Hope this works out for you! And remember, have fun!

Q: I'm determined to become one. Is height a big issue? I'm only 16 and in a few months, I'll get some photoshoots done.. yet, I am only 5'1-5'2. I'm not going for high fashion, runaway.. sort of modelling.

But would people want someone like me [height]? Especially if I have a unique look? Or do i just get canceled out?
You'd need to have EVERYTHING else PERFECT. No laugh lines, thin, no problems. Because height MATTERS. Height makes women look powerful and perfect, like goddesses. Even if you do have everything perfect (besides height, or lack of, rather), there's still a good chance that they won't hire you. I'm not supporting it, I'm just telling it like it is. Good luck.

Q: Ok im really interested in being a model but my mom says im too short! its her fault anyway...haha just kidding. But anyway i think im really pretty and would like to give it a try though i know its a hard business but im 13 and will be 14 in a couple weeks and im only 5'3. I know i am pretty short but its almost average for my age isn't it? and i dont want to do major modeling just small jobs im not in it for the big thing, the real deal like a profession just something fun to try. ;) thanks so much!!!
You can't model at 13! The youngest model I know is Kimora, who started modeling at 14, but even then! And your mom's right; you need to be taller. Wait until you're 16 or so. It may seem like a long time, but it's not. You'll probably grow bigger, but in time. No one is going to hire a 13-year-old to do an 18-year-old's job. I'm sorry if you're disappointed, or want to give me a 1 rating for this, but it's true. Life's tough, and you should focus on things like school and having fun. Modeling is a job, and anyway, you need to be older to legally have your own job. Sorry, hon. I think that your eagerness will earn you a spot later on though. Rememeber, it's not because you're too short, but because you're too young AND short because you're young. I know there's those 12-year-old Australian girls strutting down the runway, but listen, that doesn't make it healthy. There is so much pressure to be beautiful and thin; you'll be fired for gaining a pound or getting a pimple. Enjoy being young and I hope you take this advice to heart, because I know that you'll do well, but this is just too much for someone so young.

Q: is there a website that i can plug in a math question and get work shown for it?
Yes, but it depends what kind of problem it is. Here are some sites:
Proportions: http://www.algebra.com/algebra/homework/proportions/solve-proportion.solver
Reduce Fractions: http://www.algebra.com/algebra/homework/NumericFractions/reduce-fraction.solver
Fraction Calculator: http://www.helpwithfractions.com/fraction-calculator.html
That's all I can think of right now. If you need something else to solve, feel free to message me.

Q: ok, so i'm 14/f. this year i'm in the 9th grade. well, in december we're having snowball, its like our winter formal for those who don't know. well, i want a cute dress, but i'm not sure what color or anything. i have brown hair, like, medium skin color, and i'm a little bigger. like, i'm not super skinny or super fat, like in the middle. so what dress would look good on me?? and then i have a totally different subject about snowball. see, there is this guy that likes me, and i think hes cute and everything, but i don't know him really well. my best friend thinks i should just ask him, and maybe i could get to know him more. but another thing is, i don't even know if i can have a date. my parents aren't super overprotective, but it's just weird to ask if i can have like a date cause i've never had a bf or anything. my best friend, she is prolly gonna have a date, but shes not for sure eaither. so what should i do about everything???? i'd feel more comftorable asking my mom if i can have a date, but it would be better if my friend was w/ me. is that an ok idea?? help me please!! snowballl is december 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks a bunch!
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=257893&CategoryID=30770
That dress is REALLY cute. I would buy that. It'll be great unless you're chunky in the upper chest area, in which case:
http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=257897&CategoryID=26692&LinkType=EverGreen

And I say to go for it! You're going to regret it later if you don't give him a chance! Plus, what've you got to lose? If it doesn't work out, then that's that, no hard feelings, but you could miss out on the man of your dreams! Go for it. Good luck and have fun! Oh, and before Snowball, invite the guy to have a family dinner, so your parents can meet him. Best of luck!

Q: ive seen this north face hoodie around and i really want to know where to get one (or at least an online site or something)
ive looked online and couldnt find anything

its basically a regular hoodie with strings from the hood and everything except its a little bit thicker and it has the north face logo

if you could give me a site that its on it would be appreciated
I don't know they're kinda expensive. But this is what I found:
http://www.nextag.com/north-face-hoodie/search-html
http://www99.shopping.com/xGS-North_Face_Hoodie~NS-1~linkin_id-8001666

That's the best I could find; hope that helps!

Q: I have beautiful eyes, seriously they are one of my very top things about myself because they have a Japanese look to them (aka slighty slanted, very pretty) because im a quarter Japanese (so i dont really look that Asian) but they're small so i was wondering how can you apply eyeliner and eyeshadow and stuff to make them appear larger? thanks so much!!! :)
1. Apply a light shade of eye shadow to the crease of the upper lid.
2. Curl eyelashes with a eyelash curler.
3. Apply a coat of thickening mascara on the top lashes only. Wait a few seconds for that to dry, and apply a second coat.
4. Use a sharpened black eye liner to the inner corner of the eye and top. Use your pinky to steady your hand, by placing it on your cheek, just below the eye.
5. White pencil on the inner part of the eyelid will help make eyes appear bigger.
6. If you also want to make your eyes appear wider, make your eyeliner thicker towards the edges of your eyes.
7. Be careful! Do not use dark eyeliner on the bottom lid, this only makes eyes smaller! Many makeup experts use white eyeliner - it works!

Q: About how many times do you go shopping a week and actually buy something?

About how many times a week do you stay home and just chill? (as in, not really hang out with anyone, more like just watch tv, talk to your family, or whatever.)

And lastly, how many pairs of socks do you think you need (or have)?

Just random things on my mind...
1. I go shopping at least once a week (weekends) and usually buy one thing about every other week.
2. I chill about 5 days out of 7.
3. I have about 4 pairs of socks; two for running/jogging, one for boots, and another pair of knee-highs that I sometimes wear with Uggs. I also wear tights, and have about 2 pair.

I wish there were more questions like this one...

Q: I was wondering if there's anyone else who hates sports. I feel like I'm the only one. I haaaate going to any sports events but all of my friends love it. Gah! I mean I know it's to socialize, but I can do that elsewhere..

Well anyway, if you hate sports too, why? :)
Well, I am not good at sports, haven't ever been, hopefully will be some day. But my friends are sports fanatics. They play field hockey, softball, etc. I personally love to play them, but am just not very good. All I can tell you is that people like to take out energy and get into the competition. It's human nature to want to fight and compete. It gives a chance to bring everyone together. If you're not strong or athletic, you can cheer, or just support from the sidelines. Look at it this way; you dislike sports, but others may dislike what you consider fun. They can ask themselves the same question: Why does everyone like (fill in blank)? It's boring and I can socialize in other places." Try to have fun at sporting events, and accept that different people like different things. Hope this helps you understand.

Q: how long after getting my first perm can i get another one
If your hair is starting to get flat, by all means, go get another one, if you want. Usually perms tend to go flat within 2 to 3 months of one. However, if you're hair is flat before that, don't get it done again; it will damage the hair. Same thing goes for having it done too often. Ask your hair care professional for more info on perms, since I'm not an expert.

Q: I have always been one to over think things, but lately, it's been ten times worse. Im in a new school and things aren't exactly going great. I dread waking up, walking to the bus stop, and It even worries me about getting on the bus. It's like a feeling of panic. When I get to school it's okay, but some situations make me feel sick. It's not so bad, but when I get home, worry overwhelms me. I involuntarily replay the events of the day in my head- going over embarrasing moments or bad parts. I build up so much unessacary worry for the next day. My stomach hurts, my heart pounds, sometimes it's hard to catch my breath. Sometimes I just break down. I know this is not normal, I should not worry so much, but I just cannot help it. I'm trapped in my own emotions. What's wrong with me? How can I stop this? I just can't handle it anymore.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlIBp4Ffo9FNOOXUK52B1G0jzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20070730163619AA0MtlE

Also try meditating, breathing exercises, yoga, and some massages.

Q: i have a flabby stomach and it kinda has cellulite on it. im not that fat, just only in my stomach and i run about 5-6 times a week for 20-30 minutes and i have been doing this for about 2 weeks and havent seen very good results. so if i keep running will i eventually get a flat stomach? and how long?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqEHEIVO09GgZ.mDIB1vYMgjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20070612071422AApO2fg

Sorry about your cellulite. : (
And for tummy flab:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Agt_ckbu_Ez5lA_ERM26PvcjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=1006040406425

Q: Trends aren't important to me but making my style my own is important to me. I know I can't be original but I need some help. For reasons irrelevant to the question a large amount of my clothing has disappeared. 8-) I am NOT emo, but I think someone who is emo might be able to help me. =/

In the makeup department I'm good and in the hair department I'm okay but I need some ideas for clothes.. stuff I could find laying around the house and do something really cool with.. Cutting the fingers off gloves type stuff.. only something I haven't thought of.

I currently have limited money and supplies so the cheaper your answer the better- lol. Any hair ideas that are easy and cheap would be nice too. I usually wear it down or in a ratty bun or over my face.

I feel kind of stupid for asking this on here but nobody knows who I am so it must be safe! Haha.

Please help and thank you.


THANKS A WHOLE LOT.
Any answer is pretty much a good answer on this one!
Well. I'm sorta preppy, but I THINK and I'll TRY to give you some good places : )
-synth-tec.com
-goodgoth.com
-torrid.com (plus-size)
-try some thrift shops (punk is actually a revitalization of the '80s, so you can catch some stuff there)
-subculturearray.com
-beeunique.co.uk

Hope those ideas help!

(After Feedback) What?! Only a 3! I thought this was some pretty good stores, and some pretty damn good advice! They're not THAT expensive, and trust me, I know NO ONE who shops there, so you WOULD BE UNIQUE!!! And what about any answer is a good answer? : ( I am now officially very upset with you, whoever you are.

Q: I won't tan and I can't buy makeup light enough for my skin. (Im goth btw.)
I usually use Halloween makeup (but it peels) or Halloween makeup mixed with real makeup.

Anyone know of any quick, easy household fixes or ideas to help me stay pale and beautiful and not look like I have a faceful of dirt when I wear makeup? Lmao.
Go to the make-up counter and try different shades until you find the shade right for you. Trust me, there is a shade light enough for you, unless you're albino :O. I have very, VERY light skin, and wear my makeup perfectly. Also try soft brown mascara and liner (black is sometimes too harsh) and bold shimmery shadows, and some glimmery pinks for your pout. Red also looks good on pale skin, but that may be a little bold for some people. Hope I helped!

Q: what happens if you do the 'number 2' (i'm sorry i don't want to say it, cause i don't want people to think EW, even tho everybody does it..)


but what if you do the number 22, and it's GREEN?
what does that mean? should i go to the doctor?


ahh please help i just went and i don't know what to do..
It is usually because you ate a lot of salad (or grass, or vegetables...) Don't worry. It is so totally normal for your poo to be green after having greens. It's just the chlorophyl that was in the plant. That's usually the reason. Or sometimes it's because you eat Fruit Loops or some colored food like that. The dye will sometimes turn the poo an unnatural poo color. So yeah, it's okay. Just stop eating those Fruity Cheerios and green Gatorade, and your poo color should be a nice healthy brown, unless you ate spinach all day.

Q: i have tried to pierce my belly button couple of times and only a few times it has went through but i took it out cause it either hurt or got infected, and it lasted just for a few days. so i read online that you could have pierced your embilical cord when you try to pierce it yourself.. so im scared of that and how do i know if i pierced my embilical cord?
You have an umbilical cord still? I know that myself and everyone else I know had their cords fall off within 2 weeks of being born. How old are you exactly? So yeah. There's no real danger of piercing your umbilical cord when you're above a year old, and are not pregnant. I would suggest, though, to have a professional pierce it for fear of infection, etc.

Q: I have Myspace, DarkStarlings, DeviantART, Facebook, NotPopular, EmoPunk.. yeah, you get it. Anyone know of any other good ones?

Not Hi5 or Tagged. *gag*
..or friendpages, I'm not in the 2nd grade. :P


Thank you!
-Bebo
-Reddit
-Digg
-Friendster
-Jaiku
-LiveJournal
-Twitter
-tribe.net
-Passado
For a full list, go here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_social_networking_websites

Q: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P97iWALqBcQ
in this video in confused at some things.. im sure you could figure out which youtube commenter i was but dont reply to that, reply here cause i dont check when people like reply to me.. its like extremely rare if i do.

1. at around 4:46 was it just me or did jamie and alex bump guitars by accident? haha why does alex always go up close to the other guitar peoples

2. at the end at the song why did jamie just throw his guitar like that? wont it get like.. broken?

3. anyone else like this band? They're the arctic monkeys and im like obsessed with their music XD jamie and alex are also sexay and I miss Andy and i guess im getting used to Nick. Matt is awesome too! (: and i like their accents.. it was kinda hard to get at first but now its easier to know what they're saying in interviews and such

4. Are they like drunk a lot in interviews? mostly alex (but it seemed like jamie was at the mercury awards interview thingy) or is that just his personality? and why do like a lot of rock stars and stuff drink a lot before they play? lily allen isnt a rock star but she still drinks a lot.. and then how can they play instruments (not lily) or sing when they're drunk? sorry im like 13 idk how it would affect you even though when lily is drunk (also alex) they are like wack'd up but its kinda funny in a way
1. Probably. I wouldn't know why; you'd have to ask Alex Turner.
2. Guitar-throwing/smashing is a classic rock band thing. I don't know why they do it. I think that they want to look cool and really passionate, esp. when it involves an expensive sleek guitar.
3. The Strokes, Oasis, The Beatles, The Stones, Dizzy Rascal, George Formby, The Coral, The Libertines. Those are some of their fav bands and bands that influence/d their music.
4. Yeah. Sometimes they're drunk. I guess that's just another rockstar thing. They drink and get drunk a lot. And Lily Allen is classified as "British model" and singer/songwriter in "Pop/R&B". I haven't seen her model, but that's what they say in magazines and stuff. Oh and for the "drinking before they play" thing, you'd have to ask a rockstar himself. : )

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Happy 2008! My name is Dana for those of you who don't know, and I obviously love to give advice, because if I didn't, I wouldn't be here. I will pick at anyone who doesn't bother to capitalize their "I"'s or the beginnings of sentences. Proper grammar and spelling is very important to me. bcuz it Just loooks soooo sloppie when u type lyke this. So a word to the wise, and for the majority of you that it doesn't apply to, think about it, and watch yourself. Second of all, I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever write something that is not true. So therefore I am always right. So stand down and accept it. (Note: that also means that my "opinions" are actual facts. At least the ones I bother to write.)

Never ask me anything about how fat you are or love life. Cliched, I know, but I am heartless when it comes to the truth. If you don't know what to do with your cheating boyfriend that you still love, go ask someone else since I could not care less. Seriously.

Have a nice day!
Love,
missbananafontana


Favorite artist so far: Bob Marley
Favorite movie ever: "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Favorite actress: Grace Kelly (as you can tell)
Favorite brand: Vineyard Vines (as you can tell)
Favorite song: "No Woman, No Cry"

WARNING:
My answers will be based on a preppy lifestyle. I am the clean, preppy sort, like the person who looks clean and classy and doesn't really notice anyone who isn't, regardless that some weirdos think that preppy people hate them. Also, if you wonder about the corrections on the answers I give, no worries; they're just simple corrections to those who don't know where to put a period, or that they have to capitalize the beginnings of sentences. Please don't be offended.

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