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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ http://i19.tinypic.com/4469auh.jpg

does anybody know that girl's name? i know she's an actress but i can't remember what movies she's been in or her name.

thanks-
Yes, yes, she was in Stepmom. And her name is Jena Malone. :)

♥[?]♥ I need some good teen friendship quotes.

not like by ben franklin or from the bible.
You're bound to find what you want at one of the following:
- http://www.wisdomquotes.com/
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xx____qu0tezz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=x_emo_quotes_x
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quotes_4_yeew
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=flip_x_flop_quotesz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=love_quotzx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SO_CUTE_CWOTES
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx
- http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/popular.html

♥[?]♥ what are love handles?
A "love handle" is simply fat on the top of your hips that hangs over the sides of your pants.


http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/994617/2/istockphoto_994617_overweight_lady_holding_stomach.jpg

♥[?]♥ im very scard. i smokED, i recently stoped 2 weeks ago because of my shortness of breath. (weed and cigs) i noticed if i went up about 6 stairs, i was complety out of breath. i used to play soccer, but i cant anymore cause i cant breath. today i was skiing and i took 2 aleve in the morning, for my knees. at 4 i came in and they were killing me, so i took another aleve. now its 6:30 and its kind of hard for me to breath, and i have a killer head ach but i cant take anything for it. also im drinking cold water. but i saw a commerical on mtv, that was talking about lung cancer. im 14 and my parents DONT know i smokeD. i was wondering what are signs of lung cancer? im scard i might have it.
I am not a doctor, but I sincerely doubt you have lung cancer. People develop lung cancer after years and years and years of smoking. Around 30, or more.


But here are a few websites which might come in handy to you:
http://www.deborah.org/consumer/lungcancer/Lcancer.html
http://www.medicinenet.com/lung_cancer/article.htm
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/lungcancer.htm

♥[?]♥ what are your opinions on tankinis.

are they more for older women (25 and up), or can teenagers where them too and still look cool. like would you wear them?

thanks
I think they're sexier than bikinis, that's for sure. Bikini's are what they are, and are only intriquing for so long. Tankinis leave something for them to wonder about. :)

♥[?]♥ Ok so I have never gotten armpit hair&yes I have already had my period but never any armpit hair. Is this weird? Or is anything wrong with me?
That isn't anything to worry about. Just consider yourself lucky.

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if a guy calls you kfc wat does that mean?
"KFC" could be a number of insults. The best thing for you to do is look through the list of definitions to find which one applies to you:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kfc&page=1

♥[?]♥ Hey my names alyssa and i have this sudden urge to watch lezbian porn. im 13 and i wanna no, is this normal?
Yes.

♥[?]♥ do girls like average looking, nice guys???
Why not? :)

♥[?]♥ you know the site you sent me?
http://www.calculator.com/calcs/conv.html
How do you work it? like for the 63kg where do you type what?
See the middle section, "Weights In Units"? Well in the space for "Kilograms", type 63 (in this case), and click "Calculate". It will fill in the rest of the blank spaces to the equivalance of 63kg. Pretty simple. Shouldn't take long to figure out. Just play around. :)

♥[?]♥ does anyone know how many pounds are in a kg or how many kg are in pounds? When you weigh yourself on those things they give it in pounds but when I read celeb's profile to compare my weight to theirs it's like 63kg and always in kg and I don't know much much that is in pounds!
63kg is equilavent to 138 pounds.


This is the website I used to convert the figures:
http://www.calculator.com/calcs/conv.html

♥[?]♥ how do you dry up a rose so it lasts and doesnt need water? my mom said to put it in a paper bag and let all the air out, but i did it and the rose dyed anyway.

helpp =]
Once you notice your roses really begin to die, you can hang them upside down. You'll more thank likely run into difficulty trying to hang an entire bouqet, but one or two roses should be just fine. You could just stick it with a thumb tack into a cork board. They'll eventually fade to a creamy yellow and wilt slightly, but the petals can stay intact for several years before breaking lose. :)

♥[?]♥ how to i make roses live longer? what are the best things to do to make them stay alive?

http://www.laroses.homestead.com/PreserveRoses.html


That website tells you all about the suggested care you should take with roses to prolong their lifetime. If you follow their tips, there isn't anything more you can do beyond that. Sad how all good things must eventually come to an end. Once they really begin to die on you, you can hang them upside down. I would assume you'll run into difficulty with hanging an entire bouqet, but one or two should be just fine. You could just stick it with a thumb tack into a cork board. They'll eventually fade to a creamy yellow and wilt slightly, but the petals can stay intact for several years before breaking lose. :)


As for keeping them in the refrigerator, that will help preserve them, yes. But that would be hiding them, when I would think you would want to enjoy their beauty for as long as they last. You are obviously free to do whatever you please with your roses, but if it were up to me that just wouldn't even be an option.

♥[?]♥ ok well i have a friend thats anorexic and she hasnt had her period in a while. But now she's eating again will she get it back ?? also i told her that if she eats her boobs will get bigger (hers r really small) is this true i need an anwser to the period question please !!
Anorexia isn't the way to go. You will lose weight in time, but you'll gain all of the weight you lost plus some, in a shorter time than it took to actually shed the pounds. If she lost weight, her breasts probably have thinned down. Naturally, once she begins to eat normally and healthfully again she will regain some body fat, which will increase the size of her bust back to it's prior measurement.


As for her period, it will more than likely come back. It usually does, but there are those rare cases when it doesn't. This is called Amenorrhoea. Should that occur, she is in a world of trouble. Anorexia can jeopardize your ability to conceive a baby. You don't want to fool around with eating disorders. It's like playing with fire. She can be satisfied with the weight she's lost and her extra attention from men, but compared to how many men would potentially leave her later on in life when they find out she is unable to birth a baby.. is just not worth. She is in way over her head. She needs to correct this problem immediately with some serious help.


Now it sounds like you're a good friend. Why not encourage her to go about weight loss the safe and proper fashion? Perhaps you can even do this diet with her. A little toning up never hurt anybody, and sometimes some people need the extra motivation. It could even be fun.


Here's some links you might be interested in checking out, though:
http://www.ehow.com/how_1723_eat-healthfully.html
http://www.4woman.gov/faq/easyread/anorexia-etr.htm#e
http://www.thedietchannel.com/
http://web4health.info/en/answers/ed-other-slim-menstruation.htm

♥[?]♥ if a boy keeps playing around with you and everywhere you go somehow he is there and when he always get closer to you and hugs you alot but like in a takling way and he always comes talk to you when your talking to another boy does that mean he likes you
Well, I would venture to say.. The best way to find out for sure is to come out right and ask him, or just go in for the kill and "make a move".

♥[?]♥ a hole looks so small.. how does the guys "thing" fit in..?
If the vagina has the capability of passing an entire human being, a "thing" is a walk in the park.

♥[?]♥ Why do some of you get on here just to be nasty and write rude things(when not attacked) that dont even have anything to do with the question... or purposely write wrong answers? no ones twisting your arm to hit the answer this button..if you dont know...then dont answer.Then you want to whine about getting a low rating and pust the abuse link..when you didnt help in the first place...This might sound rude but as another colunmist and a person who asks advice...I think that people who ask question should be able to report abuse to.
I suppose some people just can't resist a joke. They're too caught up in their shenanigans to realize that the columnist asking the question might not be chuckling along with them. I do see the occassional (what I think to be ridiculous) question on here but I just take it for the laugh that it is and move on. It's a good practice of self-control. :)


As for reporting abuse, you can do that at:
http://www.advicenators.com/abuse.php

♥[?]♥ okay i was just wondering...
do guys like hjs fast or slow?
or does it really matter?
Everyone reacts to the heat of the moment differently. If he knows of a better speed or grip, he will direct you accordingly. If you're doing these things, you should be doing these things because you are comfortable with the idea of it all and then with the idea of pleasing him to whatever extent you're willing to go. Don't be afraid to ask him what he does and doesn't like. He knows better than anyone else. I'm sure he will even appreciate your thoughtfulness.

♥[?]♥ lol do you think its cool to say "Thats poptarded" instead of retarded? i was just eating a poptard and it came into my head since alot of tachers and stuff dont like kids saying that, lol. im in 7th grade.. lol not like an adult.. that would be funny if like my mom said that though, but not much since shes not 13. (and a girl!)

this really deserves to be in the random weirdos section haha
I would laugh if an adult said such a thing. However, if I were to hear that come out of a kid's mouth, I wouldn't find it too hip. But who the Hell am I, or anyone for that matter, to decide what is and isn't "hip"? If you find it humorous, then why not? There certainly isn't any harm in saying it, and there are worse things you could be spouting off.. :)

♥[?]♥ which programs help get rid of spyware? any you can download free?
Ad-Aware. It's free, and none of that trial crap.


http://www.download.com/Ad-Aware-SE-Personal-Edition/3000-8022_4-10045910.html?part=dl-ad-aware%26subj=dl%26tag=top5


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