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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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im getting my wisdom teeth and half benn for about a month and i just want to know how to stop the pain cuz i tried everything and how to make them comein faster!!!!!!!!

Get them pulled.

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Ok I have really bad stagefright I can barely sing in front of one person yet I found a way to sing in front of Rae who is in charge of the play for our school. She gave me a part singing. The play is in front of the whole school and I need to fiure out how I can sing without dying in front of all those people. I have always been a good singer but only few people know that but I want a real music person to tell me if im good thats why I tried out for the play cause someone might be there that kind of is a recoding person and i have always imagined this happining in my dreams but i never thought it would. So please help me get over my stage fright
Thanks

Ha. I was actually in tears at an audition today. :/

You know you're good. That's why you got the part. If you want to become more confident, then please read my singing tips website on my column.

Good luck!

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KEEP IN MIND TOM SAID IN THE NOTE HE THINKS SHE IS A SMALL, AND SIZE 5 OR 1
and HE EVEN SAID HE WAS JUST THROWING OUT NUMBERS TO MAKE A COMPARISON. HERE IS
THE STORY: Tom and Margaret were sitting in a diner. Tom noticed that Margaret was wearing an oversized coat:

Tom said (as he touched her sweater): "Size 10 body in a size 12 sweater.
Margaret: "Do you think I am a size 10?"
Tom said: "No. All I am trying to do is make a comparison that the sweater is bigger than your body. I could have easily said size 50 body in size 52 sweater or I could have said a size 100 body in a size 102 sweater or even size
300 body in a size 306 sweater. I am just throwing out numbers"

However, the next day when Tom saw Margaret he handed her a note that he had written: Margaret is not extra, extra, large, Margaret is not extra large, Margaret is not large, Margaret is not medium, and has never been medium. Margaret is small and has always been small. Margaret I THINK you ARE a size 5 and if size 5 would be considered a large size than I think you ARE a size 1.;

Margaret told her friends about the sweater incident in the diner and showed them the note Tom gave to her and her friends said to her that: (1) in the diner all Tom was doing is trying to show that the sweater is bigger than the body; and he does not think she is higher than a size 5; MY QUESTION: DO YOU AGREE WITH MARGARETS FRIENDS

Yes.

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Ok I know what a bible is but i don't. I know it's like a story of jesus' life. I know it's for christains. I believe in Jesus I just don't exactly know what the bible contains. Please tell me everything you know about it. Like wat it contains and stuff.

Well, different religions have different Bibles.

For Jews: Torah [Old Testament]
For Muslims: Koran
For Christians: the Bible

I'm sure that there's a Sparknotes on it.

only search advicenators.com

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Does anyone know how the columnist of the day is detirmined?

Yes. Only people that read the FAQ know how.

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more likely to be more horny if hes had sex,gotten a blowjob,fingered a girl, etc.
over a guy who hasnt done anything?

My guess is no.

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What's a moderator? And how do you become one?

Step 1: Read the FAQ.

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=11

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i would like to tell you all, that you are beautiful. everyone on here are the greastest among people. for we are all hear to help and be helped. and this is no question. and if i get suspended or deleted from advicenators for it or something, so be it. but the main point is, you are all wonderful people and every one of you are making this world a better place by signing on here everyday and helping someone half way around the world that you don't even know. that's what's gonna change the world. if everyone was like the people here, the world would be a better place. but sadly it's not. but maybe someday, it will be. so if you see a struggling man or woman, do not laugh, stick out your hand to help them. do good in the world, more than you already have. and maybe someday you can change the world. and i write this becuase someone answered the boy from pakistan in a way that really moved me. and it makes me appreciative of what we do here. and it makes me aware of how good i am. compared to some people in the world without homes, money, food. or are young parents. and their last hope in the world is here, and when everyone gives a helping hand, it's something beautiful and unreplacable. God bless all of you!

I know, right? We're awesome.

JUST KIDDING!

Thank you so much. This totally made up for the 46783453 people that don't rate.

:]

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Last week I was on the last day of my period, like that morning when i woke up it was practically gone. Well that night I had sex with this guy and he used a condom, but we stopped having sex for like 20 or so minutes and then did again and he used the same condom!! yes i know bad idea, but it happened. Well Im not sure if im pregnant i bought a pregnantcy test, but I know there is a certain time when a woman is most likely to get pregnant something with the time of the cycle. Everyone I ask tells me something different, so if anyone knows for sure when it is please please let me know.

You can get preganant on all days that end with Y.

:]

Use the pregnancy test!!!

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How can you do french braiding on yourself--the EASY way? HELP please!! I want to do 2 french braids .. kind of like pigtails.. only french braids..if that makes any sense? lol.

& another question ...
Every time I try to curl my hair (With a curling iron, of course), it doesn't even stay in. Yes, I've used hairspray and those curl shampoos or whatever don't work. I've stopped believing in them. LOL. So any tips or tricks?...I need them by tomorrowish, maybe...

I recommend the Klutz Hair book. It's teaching me to French braid on myself.

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okay so i wanted a casual summer time baby doll, short dress.

stores, websites? no price limit.

thankss :)

Old Navy and Forever 21 (XXI).

I literally walked in the door from there. Too cute.

:]

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13/f.
do crunches even work?
i can do alot of them but my stomch is still fat its not shrinking.
i wana loose weight in my stomach whats a different way?
what do crunches even do?

Cardio. You can't spot-reduce fat.

You have to get rid of the fat, and then you cna work on building muscle if you so desire.

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i dont eat any pork, eggs, ham, beef jerky, ribs, steak, hot dogs, or any of that. i do eat fish tho. and usually i have a burger maybe two times a year. i also eat sandwich turkey maybe once every couple months. does it sound like im a vegetarian?

No, it sounds more like you're a pescatarian. That means that you eat fish, and that's the only meat that you eat. However, if you eat one bite of a burger, you are carnivorous, and therefore not a vegetarian.

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i have this research topic to do for my 7th grade literacy class and i have to do like teens and finance. like their financial problems... like the problem, which basically is that teens need to learn to manage their money and etc and the solution is.. well the diff solutions. can you give me some books, magazines, and websites i can find this information on? i need it by the 25th of Feb! thankss

www.google.com

There was a TrueLife show on MTV on this...see if you can find that. Also, speak from personal experience.

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My fiance and I were In a car accadint recently. The guy was drunk and hit the passanger side of the car; The side I was on. This ended with me having 3 cracked ribs and a lot of bruises but other than that I was fine. Why the hospital kept me there for 5 days I don't know. They said I was in a coma, but I was only asleep for about two days and they drugged me up pretty good. Anyways, I was able to go home yesterday and ever since I got home my fiance has been extremely over protective and he even told me that he blames himself for what happened even though it's totally not his fault. I told him that but I can tell he still feels guilty and I don't know how to deal with that. Now back to him being overprotective, he won't let me do anything by myself. I know I have 3 cracked ribs but I know how to walk. He's pissing me off, however I do know he's just trying to help
and that I shouldn't be annoyed or anything but I am. I know how to take care of myself. This morning I blew up on him saying that I didn't need him or his help and that he should just leave me alone, and som other stuff. Now I feel really bad, and I can tell i hurt him because I know he just wants me to be safe. I don't know what to say to him. I haven't talked to him since this morning and it's not that I'm mad at him anymore it's just that I don't know what to say. I guess I'm just tired of people asking If I'm okay or If I need anything and that I have to take time off of school. My fiance thinks I'm still mad at him and has tried to talk to me several times, but I don't know what to say so I just tell him I don't wan't to talk. It relly is seet that he wants to take care of me and all, but how do I approach the situation without hurting him or ending up having another fight? even though it wasn't really a fight, just me yelling at him.

Sorry this is so long, I just really need advice.
Thank-you so much to anyone who answers!

My mom was recently in a car accident, and she felt REALLY bad about it for a couple days.

Reevaluate in a couple days.

And hey, how often is it that a guy wants to take total care of you? Savor the moment. :]

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OK, a lot of poeple it seems base their friendship on how long they've known eachother. Like, some of my friends are like, "I know you like me more than her because you've known me longer." WHAT? WHERE THE HECK DID THAT COME FROM? AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT'S NOTICING THIS? When ever someone says this around me, I'm not sure what to say, because I don't know if that's how I SHOULD base my friendships. I personally base my relationships on if their nice or something? What SHOULD I be basing my friendships on? Please help!

If that were true, you would marry the first boy you saw.

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ok well I have these bags under my eyes when ever I wake up that stay with me all day. I've had people ask me if I was a stoner its that bad. And I'm not a stoner, never done drugs, anything. Anything I can put over my eyes to stop this? Or any change in diet I can do to help prevent it?

A decrease in salty foods should help. Also, try Olay's eye stuff. I used some this morning. AMAZING!

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ok two of my "friends" have been calling me a whore to my face and behind my back because i kissed a guy at a dance who was my date and we were not going out because he is not ready for commitment(and i did not know that at the time) and also because i have guy friends who are kinda touchy feelly but are just my friends please someone tell me what to do.

They clearly don't know what a whore is.

If that's all you've done, you're not a whore.

I have guy friends that are also "touchy-feely." No waaay am I a whore. :]

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whats a bandwagon statement? i cannot find this phrase anywhere

only search advicenators.com


Click the first one.

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do you do

hey: wassup

or hey: Wassup

is there capitalization after the colon

There shouldn't be a colon.

It's would be Hey, wassup?

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