Mackenzie's advice column

Aww!!! This 'question' just bReaks my heaRt. You DO NOT deseRve to be tReated in such a negative manneR. Have you tRied speaking with youR school PRincipal about this?? OR do you feel that's completely out of the question???

EitheR way, I know foR a --FACT-- that these little snot nosed punks at school aRe in *NOOOOOO* position to Ridicule *YOU*!! Tell them that when they fixes *THEIR* flaws.. you'll take *theiR suggestions seRiously!! And who caRes what they think, anyhow!?! Who the hell aRe THEY to judge?! Shouldn't the only opinion that matteRs be that of youR *OWN*??? BOTTOM LINE... If *YOU* aRe happie with the way *YOU* aRe, then -TO HELL- with what eveRyone else thinks!! It's *YOUR* body.. theRefoRe *YOUR* choice!! Do whateveR makes *YOU* happie!!!!!

Know that I am always, always, always, heRe to talk if you aRe eveR in need.

♥[?]♥ does anyone know how to make pictures all the same size? i wanna put them on myspace but it looks dumb cuz they are all so different in size. someone help!

TRy copying the pictuRes you want to go on youR site individually. Then go to START.... PROGRAMS.... ACCESSORIES... PAINT... Paste it on Paint, then go to IMAGES.... STRETCH/SKEW, and simply make the peRcentages smalleR, just RemembeR the numbeR size you made them. Goodluck to you!! :P

♥[?]♥ what do you do when a girl who you truly like chooses a different guy over you for the 3 time and still wants to talk

Does she know how you feel??? If not, you MUST tell heR. Maybe she didn't even know you weRe an option??

Call me cRazy, but peRsonally, I tRy to stRay away fRom those who causes me pain, ya know??

Take caRe, Hun. :)

♥[?]♥ Well my boyfriend and i plan on having sex pretty soon and he wants to use 2 condoms for extra protection just incase... you know but do you think that's dumb and is there any kinds of condoms that are like extremely durable and are like guarenteed not to break or anything... please answer... thanx

-just asking...

OMG!!!!!!!!!! Two condoms??? NOOOOOOOOO!! They will RUB TOGETHER AND THE FRICTION WILL CAUSE THEM TO TEAR WAYYYYYYYYY EASIER THAN IF HE WORE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS A ***BAD*** IDEA, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD!!!!

And just go with the TROJAN MAGNUM. :D

♥[?]♥ My friends the other day were talking about bases, like " i heard __ got to 2nd base with __" what are the bases, who eva answers this will get a 5

It seems eveRyone has theiR own opinion of 'the bases'. I've always known them to be:

FIRST BASE: Kissing.
SECOND BASE: Mutual MastuRbation [which is like 'fingeRing' and 'hand jobs']
THIRD BASE: ORal sex.
HOME PLATE: Sexual InteRcouRse.

Hope this claRifies! :D

♥[?]♥ who do you like in your grade 1-3

YouR Mom.

♥[?]♥ i'm 13.. and i'm a girl. this sounds really dumb but how do you make out? :(

It's difficult to tell you HOW to make out, but I found a website that thinks it's capable of doing JUST that: http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/ Goodluck!! Hope this helps!! :P

♥[?]♥ What Are Level 2 and 3 Moderators? How Would Someone Become One?

Thank-You In Advance

love... Maggie

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php

ScRoll down to "ABOUT MODERATORS". This will answeR all of youR questions..

♥[?]♥ can people see who asks the question on advicenators? i mean like i'm asking this question, can anyone find out that it's me?

thanks

Only Level 2 and 3 ModeRatoRs can do this, Hun.

♥[?]♥ have you hugged an emo kid today?

No, but I ditched one in the back alley.

♥[?]♥ Im just wondering..when you get your cell phone bill in the mail, does it ever list what the text messages said?

Oh no way!!!!! :D

♥[?]♥ what food contains vitamin e?

WELLLLLLLL... I seaRched online foR a bit, and unfoRtunately I didn't come up with a whole lot. I found a website that might offeR you SOME help though:
- http://www.eatright.org/Public/NutritionInformation/92_nfs1102a.cfm

Hopefully that's of some assistance!! :D

♥[?]♥ I have a question..

what is better to use when going horseback riding
tampons or pads

thanks

i rate 5's for good answers

It doesn't matteR. Just whateveR feels most comfoRtable to you. PeRsonally, I'd go with the Pads... :)

♥[?]♥ this kid asked me out and hoped i would say no just to be mean.. what do u suggest i do ?

Say NO, spit in his face, and call him a FAGGOT!!!

That should get the message acRoss he so despeRately wants.

♥[?]♥ so i wanna get this 'skin' for my xanga but i dont know how and its so confusing! and when i put the code in the box its just like says the code and not the xanga!

HELP PLEASE!!

thanks! i RATE HGIH lieka 5!

I don't undeRstand youR 'question', but I'm the masteR at making layouts. If you need help, feel fRee to instant message me on AIM: SiMPLY x GiRL

♥[?]♥ is it harmful to taste your own cum? i heard cum was healthy for you.

Nah, go foR it. I love the shit, mine oR anybody's.

♥[?]♥ i've just gotten a modeling audition for a prestigious program. I'm average looking with brown hair,brown eyes,and skin. I'm 13 and i'm 5'1. Should I do the program or should I turn it down?

Why would you tuRn it down????????

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