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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ where do you get those bracelets that mean different sex things?
You can puRchase Jelly BRacelets thRough online stoRes, such as EBay and Amazon. As well as in one of the stoRes in youR local mall that sell fashions and jewelRy to the youngeR cRowd. I also say you should check some of the uppeR class dollaR stoRes. ♥


♥[?]♥ what are some fun things to do with your boyfriend for a very small price? thanks
TheRe's actually LOTS to do when you REALLY think about it:


--- LaseRquest.
--- Paintballing.
--- PaRk. And inexpensive way to enjoy the paRk would be by bRinging a blanket and some music! And pack a picnic lunch, which doesn't have to be difficult. It can consist of tuRkey sandwiches on slice bRead, gRapes, wateRmelon, pRetzels, twinkies etc. And make shoRe you bRing a cRap load of bRead to feed the duckies!!
--- FaiR.
--- Bowling.
--- Ice Skating.
--- RolleR Rink.
--- Go-KaRting.
--- Mini-Golf - oR even just the dRiving Range.
--- Cinemas.
--- RENT movies.
--- Switch it up a bit, and go to a DRIVE IN movie.
--- Take pictuRes.
--- Beach.
--- LibRaRy.
--- ConceRts - this may be pRicey, but sometimes a downtown paRk will host a little jhazz conceRt foR $5.00, if not fRee.
--- Paint.
--- Cook.
--- Play video games.
--- Lift weights togetheR.
--- Go swimming.
--- DRaw.
--- WRite thRee paRt stoRy!! Like.. each one of you sit down with a pencil and piece of papeR and each wRite the beginning of a stoRy foR like 5 minutes... then tRade papeRs.. so eveRyone has a chance to add on to the otheRs, ya know??
--- Do KaRaoke.
--- Tell jokes.
--- Play boaRd/caRd games.


Just be cReative and open minded!! Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ how long after a break up should you wait before the next chase? I mean like... looking around for new people... if the relationship you've just come out of wasn't that serious... but I don't want to hurt his feelings by jumping straight back in... :S
16/f
ARe you ALWAYS gonna live YOUR life for SOMEONE ELSE???

WHO CARES when HE's Ready for YOU to pick up anotheR Relationship!!!!! I undeRstand you don't want to huRt his feelings.. but TOO BAD! It's NOT his decision to make!! It's YOURS!!!

WheneveR YOU feel YOU'VE found the Right guy, you should be faiR to YOURSELF and give it a chance. You can't push something away that might tuRn out to be TRULY gReat just to spaRe SOMEONE ELSE'S feelings. It's YOUR life... you need to do what's best foR YOU.. you need to do what makes YOU happy!!

Think about it?
I wish you the best!

♥[?]♥ why is juicy couture so much money?
do people even wear it?
It's just a bRand name.... which makes it expensive. Tha'ts REALLY lame if you ask me.


And of couRse people weaR it.. because it's bRand name, and they want to look 'cool'...


PeRsonally, I tRy to stay away fRom all of that tRendy shit, but maybe that's just me???

♥[?]♥ ive heard that the brown jelly bracelet is 'toss my salad' but i have no clue what that means. can someone please tell me?
The bRown means, 'toss my salad', yes.

The bRown bRacelet RepResents analingus.

Now, I'll just give you the dictionaRy's definition heRe: "Stimulation of the anus with mouth and tongue."

Hopefully that clarifies!! :P

♥[?]♥ what velocity?
DictionaRy's definition:
- http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=velocity


This page seems to do a good job at explaining in moRe detail, also giving examples:
- http://schutz.ucsc.edu/~josh/5A/book/notes/node12.html



Hopefully that helps ya!! :)

♥[?]♥ what r some picture sites like picture trail that i can use? that can hold up to over 35 pictures?
How 'bout:
- http://www.photobucket.com
- http://www.webshots.com
- http://www.fotki.com
- http://briefcase.yahoo.com

Hope this helps!!

♥[?]♥ how old are most people when they start masturbating? I know this is a weird question and I don't want to [masturbate], but I'm just curious.
I was VERY young, but I'm always a special case... =/


And uhm, honestly... it just depends on the peRson; so it vaRies fRom individual to individual. I would say fRom 11-16. I say this, because this is when youR body goes thRough pubeRty anc changes begin, and hoRmones Run Rapid.


But WHO CARES when OTHER PEOPLE staRted to mastuRbate!! If **YOU** wanna do it... then by ALL means, Kid... do it to youR blue in the face!


Hopefully this pRovides some ReassuRance. :D

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♥[?]♥ I found out that someone that my brother knows smokes ciggarettes and i think im just going to stay out of it but i want a second opinion!
And WHY do you think you have a say??? You can't live otheR people's lives FOR THEM, Hun.... leave it be.

♥[?]♥ This is gonna be long but I need help..

So me and my boyfriend were totally in love.. But then he cheated on me with another girl, he made out with her for like an hour. AND he was the one that came onto her. I broke up with him, and was totally heartbroken because I still love him... So then I saw him, and he apoligized, saying, "I`m so sorry, You are perfect, I only want you, that kiss from her meant nothing, I love you so much and I`m so sorry.." And so now I`m going back out with him.. But the thing is, I`m not sure. I still love him, but I can`t trust him.. And things are just kind of awkward now. I have no idea what to do.. Please help, I rate high !!
Wow.. YOU may 'love' HIM...
but HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T 'love' YOU...
..he made that apaRent..




It is MY opinion that since you have made the choice to take him back, you have only showed him that you accept and appRove of his infedility. Now, I'm PRETTIE DAMN positive that you do *NOT* want to give him that foldeRol impRession, yes??? And whateveR you do, please, please, please don't believe the line, "I've changed" - Riiiiight, that's what ALLLLLLLLLLL the guys on MauRy say, isn't it?? And look what happens THERE!! If you take him back this time, he'll think he can Run off and peRfoRm whateveR infantile behavioRs he so chooses, because he'll HAVE REASON to assume that you'll ALWAYS be theRe with open aRms. Bottom line, it's simply unfaiR to youRself... don't even botheR with it. I say the best thing foR you to do, though tRagic, is to gatheR up the pieces of youR bRoken heaRt and push foRwaRd, leaving him in the past... waayyyy back in the past. Love is RecipRocal, Kiddo -- meaning, it's NOT just one-sided, so if a peRson has taken an inteRest in TWO INDIVIDUALS... they simply DO NOT feel ENOUGH for EITHER ONE!! Think of it this way: what's the point in giving youR heaRt away to someone who isn't willing to give you theiRs? Don't waste anymoRe of youR time, teaRs oR effoRt on this CLOWN. Just use youR head, and think of youR *own* well being heRe! I wish you the best of luck - hopefully this gets you thinking. I wish the best to you! ♥

♥[?]♥ hey
can anyone give me links to xanga quote sites...i tried looking, but my computer is half retarded and like, i dunno.
so, plz, links!!!
thanx
Hmm, how 'bout:
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xOnlyxQuotesx

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=AwesomeQuotesx

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=o0x_qOinq_Crazy

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=PokeADots_Quotes

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=HAWt_QU0tES_x3

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=gorgeousquotes

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xo_SiMpLyQuOtEs_xo

- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=quoteXunquote



Hopefully that will help ya some! :D Happie hunting!!

♥[?]♥ Is it possible to lose 10-20 pounds by July 20? If so, can someone please give me some tips? Thank you in advance.
Indeed.

StaRting with the obvious.. exeRcise. Jogging and bicycle Riding will do WONDERS foR you!!! Don't foRget jump Roping. And if you'd like to tone youR ass and thighs, leg lifts aRe just the ticket. And lighting weights [doesn't have to be heavy, even if 3 pounds] will help slim down youR biceps IMMENSLY!! And of couRse the obvious sit ups foR youR tummie.



Also, pRoviding you cut out the EXTREMELY unhealthy foods, such as WHITE bRead [substitute it with wheat], cake pRoducts, ice cReam, hambuRgeRs, and soda... [if you'Re used to consuming A LOT of it] you can see a MAJOR diffeRence the fiRst two weeks, ALONE. My fRiend did it.. and we weRe both shocked to all hell!



You can find lists of healthy foods at:
-- http://www.fit4free.org/healthy%20foods%20list.htm

-- http://www.whfoods.com/foodstoc.php

-- http://bellaonline.com/articles/art1862.asp





As you pRobably alReady know, it's best to eat SEVERAL SMALL poRtions a day. Say, have an apple and a piece of cheese, two houRs lateR have a few cRakeRs, and an houR lateR have one piece of wheat toast, and so on and so foRth, ya know??? Little intakes of food like that givs youR body time to digest it pRopeRly. You see how that's betteR than eating one oR two huge meals a day... because it takes too long to catch up, and it can not buRn the caloRies quick enough, and then just quits, adding body fat.



But of couRse weight loss takes time.... you just have to stay committed, and have the dRive to keep it up. TRy to keep youRself busy... and sleep as often as possible... these things keep youR mind busy and off food. I can't Really say how long it will take; I suppose that diffeRs fRom peRson to peRson. It Really just depends on how much weight you'Re looking to shed. I'd say you could lose 10 to 20 pounds in a month; that's veRy possible.




Goodluck to you!! I wish you the best!! Hopefully I've been of some sort of help heRe!! :D

♥[?]♥ Is it wrong to masturbate yourself?Will anyone find out without telling them?
TheRe is absolutely NOTHING wRong with mastuRbation. And no one will find out unless you decide to tell them.

♥[?]♥ is it unhealthy if you dont masterbate or play with yourself down there?
Not at all!!

♥[?]♥ If someone smokes pot for about a week straight and stops 4 or 5 days before they are given a dip test for urine testing, will they pass the drug test?
Oooooooh, is this about YOU??? ;D



It actually depends on youR Metabolism. It may take 25 days foR you, an only 9 foR anotheR.


HoweveR, it is my pRediction that.. you'Re fucked.



I checked online foR some sites foR you, peRhaps you'll find them helpful?
- http://www.marijuanapassion.com/How-Long-Does-Marijuana-Stay-In-Your-System.html

- http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-17794.html

- http://www.concept420.com/how-long-does-marijuana-stay-system.htm

♥[?]♥ Whats cum?
"Semen or ejaculate is the fluid discharged from the penis during ejaculation, usually at the time of orgasm. Like blood, semen consists of two compartments, the cellular compartment (spermatozoa) and noncellular compartment (seminal plasma). It contains the sperm, which sometimes results in pregnancy following vaginal sex with a female. Semen is a whitish, milky fluid, slightly viscous, containing water and small amounts of salt, protein, and fructose."
-----is the dictionaRy's insight.-----


It's just a body fluid. A body fluid which is Released upon the climax of sexual gRatification.


Hopefully you undeRstand this. :)

♥[?]♥ I need to be more outgoing. I really want to be able to go up to people and just talk to them. I want to have more confidence. How do i do so? I keep missing my chances to meet new guys.
Honestly, this pRobably isn't what you weRe hoping to heaR, but you just have to be bold, be honest, and go foR it! It's all in youR head, Kid. Just tRy walking Right up to someone and giving it youR all! It's also impoRtant to SMILE, SMILE, SMILE! See, I have NOOO pRoblem appRoaching people, because I believe that I can do anything. I just push my feaRs aside and go foR it!! I'll walk up to some man in the mall and tell him flat out intRoduce myself, oR thRow a quick one-lineR at him like, "You'Re hot". It bReaks the ice, and it always gets us talking. And let's say that gentleman is cuRRently involved with anotheR, any man who is a QUARTER of a man will speak with you foR just having enough guts to go foR it! It's all about confidence. Confidence is sexy, and confidence shows. If you ask me, I believe you CAN do this; now I think you should stoRe that belief in youRself too! :)

♥[?]♥ i just got a hair cut. it is like the first one on the page only a little shorter,do you think this looks good? --[[first one]] --

http://www.salonweb.com/hstyles/long.htm
Looks gReat, Kid. :D

♥[?]♥ I have been looking at this product,Hair formula 37,and im wondering if it really works [[google it..it helps hair grow faster]] but what i want to no is how many inches it adds a month? or do you see results with in a week? Please Help!
I seaRched online foR you and found a couple sites you might find helpful:
- http://www.salonweb.com/37/testimonials.htm


- http://www.hairvitamins.net/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=18&sid=add7eddae8da719c5a5a436ecd5c9590
this one is a foRum, wheRe people who have used the pRoduct in the past discuss it. Same goes for the below link.


- http://www.hairvitamins.net/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=22&sid=add7eddae8da719c5a5a436ecd5c9590



Hopefully this is of SOME help.. :)


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