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♥[?]♥ I want to take the words out of a song on a music CD,and some how,(DO NOT KNOW HOW),record the same song with my voice. I want to use my computer to do this. Can anyone tell me HOW this can be done,IF IT CAN,or some ideas on how to do this at low cost,cheap software,computer recording trix,any advice no matter how little will help. I have a Music Match Plus Program,if that will help anyone,I will greatly appreciate the HELP. thank you,MrNoVoice.

My fRiend does this all of the time. UnfoRtunately, I can not Reach him and the moment, since he HAPPENS to be the most difficult peRson to get a hold of. HoweveR, I know he uses a pRogRam called CAKEWALK. FoR moRe infoRtmation, check out the main website at:
- http://www.cakewalk.com/

Hopefully this helps you!! ♥ ♥

♥[?]♥ im a 14 year old guy. i like this one girl, who ive liked for a while. i havent talked to her in years, and im afraid to talk to her. what should i do?

Uhm, well.. call me CUHRAZZZIIEEE... but I think you should initiate some conveRsation, Kid! :) Do you eveR see heR aRound wheRe you can appRoach heR??? Would you feel COMFORTABLE appRoaching heR??? And if not.. get heR scReen name??? PeRsonally, I always like to heaR how my fRiends aRe. Often times I look back wondeRing what eveR became of them, and how they'Re doing. I would kill foR a shot of an update fRom my past fRiends.. so now that you've got the chance.. definitely take advantage of it!
Goolduck -- hope I helped!! :D

♥[?]♥ does anyone know the name of the song it goes something like let go let go ... cuz there's beauty in the breakdown. it is a song featured in the movie garden state. oh and can you include who its by.

The song is called "LET GO", and it is peRfoRmed by FROU FROU.

LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/froufrou/letgo.html

I can't find the VIDEO, but the SONG can be HEARD at:
http://a425.v8384d.c8384.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/426/8384/3b858b51/mtvrdstr.download.akamai.com/8512/wmp/2/25703/29990_1_1_05.asf

♥ Mackenzie!!!!

♥[?]♥ i was wondering if you could tell me the title and artist of this song?:
lyrics-
im just a girl in the world
livin in captivity

The song is called "JUST A GIRL", and it's peRfoRmed by NO DOUBT. It's on theiR "TRAGIC KINGDOM" cd.

LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Loft/6394/No-just.htm

SONG can be HEARD at:
http://a425.v8384d.c8384.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/426/8384/3b858b51/mtvrdstr.download.akamai.com/8512/wmp/3/545/28497_1_1_05.asf

VIDEO can be seen at:
http://search.music.yahoo.com/search/?m=all&p=just+a+girl

♥ Mackenzie!!!

♥[?]♥ okay i no this sounds really dumb but what do these 'jobs' mean i know a few but im confused and i need to know what they are like blow job, finger job, etc

BLOW JOB, pRopeRly known as FELLATIO, which is ORAL SEX:
"Oral stimulation of the male genitalia for sexual arousal and pleasure; slang - "blow job", " giving head" etc."
Taken fRom: http://www.ifsha.org/glossary.htm
Basically.. it's when an individual uses theiR tongue, mouth and lips to sexually aRRouse a man. They kiss, lick and so on and so foRth.

HANDJOB:
"A handjob is a form of sexual stimulation in which a male's penis is massaged by [himself or ]his partner, normally to the point of ejaculation...."
Taken fRom: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handjob
Basically.. it's wheRe you gRip on tight and massage up and down...

FINGERING:
"Inserting fingers into either the vagina or the anus"
Taken fRom: http://www.ifsha.org/glossary.htm#f
Basically.. that's pRettie self explanatoRy...

Hopefully this claRifies!! :D

♥[?]♥ okay if someone has a std could you get it by just making out?? or what if they have one on there mouth can you that way? or what if they just have one below can you still?? ill rate fives with acuarte answers...thanks!

You'Re talking about HERPES.. all of youR questions and moRe can be answeRed at the following:
- http://www.niaid.nih.gov/factsheets/stdherp.htm

Hope this helps!!

♥[?]♥ ok tonight i had like 4 or 5 beers..for me it was enough to definately get me tipsy..i feel sober now but can i still get a hangover in the morning? any thing i can do or take tonight to prevent a hangover?

To avoid a hangoveR...
- avoid foods with a lot of sugaR.
- avoid foods with a lot of sodium.
- drinks LOTS of wateR.
- you can tRy dRinking thyme tea [but who has that fReshly stocked in theiR house????]
- Get plenty of Vitamin B.

Hope.. this.. helps?? :D

♥[?]♥ I'm sure you guys are really sick of period questions. Heaven knows there's a lot of them.

Anyway, I've had my period for about 6 years now, so not much has been new to me. Okay, so today is the day I should be getting it (seeing as how I keep a calendar)... and I noticed some blood, but then it kind of ebbed off. I'm not sure if it's completely stopped, but what's up with that? I've been exercising lately, something I never do, so could that be why it's weird today?

Yeah... no idea what's up.

Well, it's always possible. Though, I doubt a bit of exercising would have that much of an impact on your body. Unless of course this is sudden and excessive exercising?? Either way.. if it was only supposed to come TODAY, perhaps it will come tomorrow? For now, I wouldn't worrie about it.. just take it day by day. :)

♥[?]♥ Hey! Does anyone know what I have to type to get a sentence to move across my column.... its marquee something... i just dont member. Thanks a bunch!
XSugarpieX77

< marquee >TEXT HERE< / marquee >
and you just delete the spaces around the word "marquee" :)

♥[?]♥ im really tired of being single and miss having a boyfriend, but im gonna be a Jr. and i think i should get serious about school and my future. Should i get a boyfriend or just worry about school?

THANX
-twiSted

If you feel you can juggle BOTH at one time, then I don't see why not. HOWEVER.. school comes befoRe anything and eveRything.. so maybe it's best to leave it as is.. and wait to see if someone COMES aRound. Don't go looking foR love.. just let it come to you!:)

♥[?]♥ Anyone know any really good *love/depressing* songs? Ones that will either make you *think* or *cry*. Thank-you mucho.

-- "Concrete Angel" by Martina McBride IS a good one, so I agree.. check that one out.

-- "God's Will" by Martina McBride.

-- "Hold On" by Good Charlotte.

-- "Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle.

-- "Beautiful" by Christina Aguilera.

-- "I'm Okay" by Christina Aguilera.

-- "Two Beds & A Coffee Machine" by Savage Garden.

-- "Maddly, Truly, Deeply" by Savage Garden.

-- Really ANYTHING by Savage Garden.....

-- "Butterfly" by Mariah Carey.

-- "Hero" by Mariah Carey.

-- "A Moment Like This" by Kelly Clarkson.

-- "Untitled" by Simple Plan.

-- "Take Good Care Of My Baby" by Bobby Vee.

-- "Crush" by Mandy Moore.

-- "Only Hope" by Mandy Moore.

-- "Everytime" by Britney Spears.

-- "This I Promise You" by N*YSNC.

-- "God Bless The Broken Road" by Rascal Flatts.

-- "There Goes My Life" by Kenny Chesney.

-- "Forgive" by Rebecca Lynn Howard

-- "Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter.

-- "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You" by Michael Bolton.

-- "How Do I Live" by LeAnne Rimes.

Hopefully this helps you!! :)
♥ Mackenzie!!!

♥[?]♥ at my dads house, (which im going there now) theres nothing to do. There's nothing ever on TV, i dont do anything with music there, theres nothing to do online, i cant have any friends over, i cant go anywhere, and theres nothing to eat! lol. So what could i do there? thanks i rate 5's.

TheRe's actually LOTS to do when you REALLY think about it:

--- Play SolitaRe.
--- FiguRe out new haiR-do's.
--- Rent a movie.
--- OR if you HAVE a cameRa, you could make youR OWN movie.
--- Take pictuRes.
--- Paint.
--- Play video games!
--- Gameboy??
--- Any weights to lift?.
--- I'm guessing theRe's no swimming pool??
--- DRaw.
--- WRite a stoRy, poem, song, oR letteR.
--- Do KaRaoke.
--- http://www.videogameflash.com/keatonworld/strawberry.html
--- http://www.ebaumsworld.com/
--- http://www.facebattle.com
--- http://www.joescartoon.com
--- http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
--- http://yourmomgoestocollege.com/
--- http://launch.yahoo.com

Just be cReative and open minded!! Hope this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ I am a dancer and when im home alone... i dance lol.. what are some good fast pace songs that are good to dance?

PeRhaps my ALL TIME favoRite song:

http://a425.v8384d.c8384.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/426/8384/3b858b51/mtvrdstr.download.akamai.com/8512/wmp/0/5623/8010_1_3_05.asf ♥

♥[?]♥ hi im mindy and i ran off with my niebor i left at 10:00 pm and got back at 9:00 am and he is 14 and im 13 and i got pregnent and my mom dont know about but my doc has been giving me these pills to take but his mother has to by them and im afraid to tell my mom well i need ur help and and should i tell my mom

How would you hide this? You can not. You must tell heR. What's the point in hiding it when she is only going to find out sooneR oR lateR, ya know??

Goodluck to you :)

♥[?]♥ I am a dancer and when im home alone... i dance lol.. what are some good fast pace songs that are good to dance to?

PeRhaps my ALL TIME favoRite song:

http://a425.v8384d.c8384.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/426/8384/3b858b51/mtvrdstr.download.akamai.com/8512/wmp/0/5623/8010_1_3_05.asf ♥

♥[?]♥ i find myself hitting guys everytime they make fun of me, dont listen, or for being rude and sometimes other girls. I know i don't hit them hard i don't try to but i do it alot. so am i abusive? how can i stop?

THANX
-twiSted

hahah!!!!!!! Roll with Nick's answer.. "tough love", man!! :)

I realize the fact that every NOW and THEN a guy could use a nice hard backhand, just don't overdo it. You wouldn't want THEM hitting YOU, now would you?? =X

♥[?]♥ I am not asking for advice but i am asking anyone that reads this to please visit www.one.org and sign the ONE DECLARATION a campaign fighting against AIDS and EXTREME POVERTY. They are not asking for your money they are asking for your voice because we can make poverty history one by one.
*JODYFRESH*
THANK YOU

That was beautiful. ♥

♥[?]♥ is it wrong to wear a thong? i want to get one but i dont want people to think of me as a hoe

Nooooooooo, it's not "wRong" at all!! FUCK PEOPLE and theiR ignoRant thoughts!! If weaRing a thong is what will make YOU happie.. then you go foR it! :)

♥[?]♥ Ok, me and what is now my ex both wanted out the relationship cause he liked someone else and I didn't really like him as more than a friend. But I still wants to be friends and he like won't even talk to me. He has another girlfriend now and he's like trying to make me jelous when I'm around (even though I'm not). At this festival thing he was walking past and sorta like pussed her into me? What can I do to like try to become friends again!! I rate!

Not to offend you, but WHY do you even WANT to be fRiends with this guy?? I mean, honestly.. he's obviously EXTREMELY infantile and pathetic.. I can't foR the LIFE of me see why you'd WANT to put up with that.... You deseRve betteR..

♥[?]♥ how do you get those headlines...where they sa something but they keep moving paste the page like..idk how to explain but they scroll the page>??

It's called a MARQUEE.. code is:
< marquee >YOUR TEXT HERE< / marquee >
just delete the spaces around the word MARQUEE, you see??

♥ Mackenzie!!!

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