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Why is it that the US Government prohibits flights directly from the US to Cuba? I know you can go to another country from the US and from there fly to Cuba, by why is direct flights from the US to Cuba not allowed?

The US placed an embargo on Cuba. This prevents contact between the two, except in some special circumstances. This is very bad for the US, since Cuba has many good exports. The rich capitalist US bastards are too short-sighted to see their mistake and refuse to lift the embargo. It's the national equivalent of saying, "you suck, I'm not talking to you any more."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuba_embargo

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ok what email provider has the thing where you can see whether or not your emails have been opened.
like if you send an email and you want to see if the other person opened it yet, are there any email things that can do that?
im on gmail at the moment and i dont think it can.
please help! any and all help appreciated!
thanks!

It's called email tracking. I only know of one company that does it, they may have the method patented. Unfortunately they charge(though the price is reasonable). A free trial is available. They own two sites:
http://www.readnotify.com/ and
http://www.self-destructing-email.com/

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Hi,
I am reading Anthem by Ayn Rand and anyone whos read this please help.
I have a paper that I have to do and one question is

Why does the Council of Vocations assign Equality 7-2521 the job of Street Sweeper? Is it due to error, incompetence, or a more sinister motivation? Explain.

Thank you so much for your help!!

It sounds like capitalist propaganda to me, and I would object to being forced to reading it.
Here's from wikipedia(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthem_%28novella%29):
Equality is assigned to work as a street sweeper, and accepts it willingly to repent for his transgression (his desire to learn). He works with International 4-8818 and Union 5-3992. International is exceptionally tall, a great artist (which is his transgression, as only people chosen to be artists may draw), and Equality's only friend (which is also a crime because, in Anthem's society, one is not supposed to prefer one of his brothers over the rest). Union, "they of the half-brain," suffers from epilepsy.

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I need this information as quick as I can.

My computer has 1.60GHz and 1.00 GB of RAM. I want to buy sims 2 tommorow...and they system requirements are 2.0GHz and 256MBs of RAM.

Will the 1.60 GHz work? Or do I have to buy some sort of video card? And if so what type and size?

My computer is a Dell Latitude D505 (btw!)! thanks

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You have the requirements wrong, they are lower
* OS: Windows 98/98 SE/Me/2000/XP
* CPU: 800MHz
* RAM: 256MB
* Disc Drive: 8x CD-ROM/DVD drive
* HDD: 3.5GB free space
* Video: 32MB DirectX 9.0 and T&L compatible
* Sound: DirectX 9.0 compatible
see, the CPU is 800MHz(1000MHz=1GHz), so you're fine. You need 2GHz only if you have an Intel Extreme Graphics or a Radeon 7000/VE Series graphics card, you can use the method below to find out if you do.
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the GHz is your CPU and the GB is your RAM, it has nothing to do with your graphics/video card. The graphics card number is a number of MB next to video card. Sims 2 requires 32MB of -video RAM-. This is a very low requirement, and even without a graphics card it will probably run. To see what kind of graphics card you have, go to start, then control panel. If it says "pick a category" on top, change it on the left to "switch to classic view". Double-click display. Go to settings tab, click advanced. Go to adapter tab. The number you want is under "memory size:". If it's above 32MB, you're good. Talk to support people at best buy or something if you want to buy a graphics card, they are complex.

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is there a site where you can like upload a file to? im on my computer and i dont have a printer, so i want to upload some paint files to a site so i can go on my other computer and get the files. is it possible?

http://megaupload.com
http://upload2.net
http://box.net

comparison of similar services:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_one-click_hosters

If you want to send/host one file only, go with megaupload or another one-click host. If you want to set up an account and use it like storage for your computer, use box.net or similar. Try this search if you want online storage:
only search advicenators.com

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WHAT DID U MEAN BY THIS???

If you can't find it you might be able to find it using bittorent, but that could violate advicenators' TOS, so I won't tell you how.

ALRIGHT THANKS FOR THE HELP THOUGH YOU GAVE A VERY HELPFUL ANSWER

Bittorent is a way to get files off the internet. It is often illegal, and violates copyright. Downloading tyra banks show using bittorent would be illegal. The advicenators terms of service prohibit links to, or instructions for, illegal or copyright-violating activity. So I can't tell you how to do it.

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whats the easiest way to build your own website. that cab be accessed by many people kind of like this one but not exactly.

Building a website requires a lot of work, time, and in some cases, money. I'm sure this site took months to build and costs hundreds of dollars each month to host. There are many ways to build a website. If you want a commercial website, you should hire someone. If it's a simple personal website, learn HTML and do it yourself. A site that changes, like this site or a forum requires PHP or ASP, which is complex, and takes months to learn. There is free hosting available, but if you want a very large site you might have to pay. If you want a domain(something.com), you'll have to pay. Attracting visitors to your site takes years, and only works if your site offers something that people want to look at. If you want, I'll make you a simple HTML site and show you how to host it. Ask me a personal question with exactly what you want on it. You can learn HTML, javascript, PHP, and ASP for yourself at http://w3schools.com/

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I have a photoshop on my computer...
but does anyone know of any free ones that work well.....
Changing colors...
Fixing Blemishes...
Changing eye color...
Anthing!! lol.



thanks!!!

the GIMP for windows will allow you to do these things, but not automatically. Once you familiarize yourself with it it's easy.
http://gimp-win.sourceforge.net/
Semi-transparent paintbrush is your friend when fixing things!

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what is kamastura? my friend and i saw this book called Kamasutra: Lovemaking Skills and it had like positions in it, but where did it come from? who invented it? and what is it exactly? thanks!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kama_Sutra
look on wikipedia next time you have a question like this

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I really like Tyra Bank's daytime Tv Show, "Tyra" is there anyways to get season 1 or not. If there isnt, its ok to tell me theres not I wont rate low, but if there is I'll be soo happy!!
Any thing is appreciated!

http://www.amazon.com/Unusual-Phobias/dp/B000JINWOE/
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If you can't find it you might be able to find it using bittorent, but that could violate advicenators' TOS, so I won't tell you how.

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some people send me pictures and they make their picture black and white but have this bright blue eyes. even though they really have brown in person.

i know how to make the picture B&W
but how do i make the bright blue eyes

( and no not from paint, I want them to look real )

Here's a step by step:
-go to http://gimp-win.sourceforge.net/ and download and install the GTK+ 2 Runtime Environment and the the GIMP for windows
-load the picture you want to modify into GIMP
-go to select>all
-go to image>mode>greyscale
-go to image>mode>rgb
-go to view>zoom and zoom in about 400%, or whatever is needed so one eye takes up the entire area
-bring up the box with a lot of buttons
-find the two boxes of black and white, double click the black one, and get the color you want the eyes by moving the big left selector around and press ok
-back on the box with buttons, find the paintbrush. If you hover your mouse over it it will say "paint fuzzy brush strokes". double click this.
-Click the box with a dot in it next to "brush:", and on the menu select "circle fuzzy(05)"(you will need to scroll down)
-move the opacity slider on top so it is somewhere between 20 and 50 percent, then press the X on the upper right to close that small window
-back on the picture, draw lightly over the iris of the eye, till you get it how you want it
-zoom out using view>zoom>100%
-it should now be finished, go to file>save as on the picture

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is yahoo jukebox free?

The program is, but Yahoo Music Unlimited is not.

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ok so i have a lot of zits lately
and i barely EVER got them!!!
and i got this really ad one on my nose
and the type where its under the skin and its hurts REALLY bad
i dont wanna get pro active cause i dont want to have to spend that kind of money when it only works on some people
and i have this clean and clear fighting pimples all day stuff- that doesnt work
and i have this neutroguena rapid clear 8 hour thing and it doesnt work either
i dont know what to use!!!
but i want it to go away
anyone have good stuff that i can use??
that like you can buy at walgreens or jewel
something like that!!
not that you have to order and all the trouble =]

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Acne

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What animals are the smartest, easiest to train and are loyal? I'm talking about pets, but no animals that would be to dangerous to keep.

All animals will be loyal if you're with them long enough. Even fish will notice the difference between you and someone else after many years. The less smart the animal, the easier it will be to train. I've heard that parrots and other birds are very smart.

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What are some things that make your zits go away quicker? Besides going & buying abuncha stuff from the store, I dont really have anyy. But, i'm gonna hang out with some boys next weeks & i'm hoping i can get them to shrink/go away by then. What are home rememdies? I have oily skin.. if that matterS?

Use benzoil peroxide OR hydrogen peroxide OR rubbing alcohol on the area(not mixed). Crushed vitamin B3 pills mixed with something cream-like will help(put on skin, not eat). Colloidal silver, ingested or applied to area might help. You can exfoliate your skin by getting some salt or sugar(salt is less sticky), and rubbing it on your face with water. Don't rub to the point that it hurts. Make sure all the salt/sugar is washed off afterward. See:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acne_vulgaris#Treatments
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Acne
only search advicenators.com

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Ok Capital One took over North Fork Bank - I heard that Citibank wants to take over Capital One is this true. Or do you know of any company that wants to buy CAPITAL ONE.

Companies don't announce that sort of thing until the last minute. You can see at http://finance.google.com/finance?q=capital+one
that capital one is on what looks like a downward trend, but it seems to be evening out. http://stocks.us.reuters.com/stocks/recommendations.asp?symbol=COF
doesn't say sell, like it would if it was suspected that it would be acquired. I don't think anything is looking to acquire it right now.

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does anyone know a website that teaches you show to do things. like it shows how to do ur makeup and hair and cooking and lots more... thanx

http://www.wikihow.com
http://www.soyouwanna.com/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/
http://www.everything2.com/

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is there any websites or anything that can show you what your kids might look like? like even if its not 100% legit just for fun?

No, there isn't. It's incredibly difficult for a computer to analyze a face, and even scientists can't predict with any certainty what a child will look like, since it's somewhat random.

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19/F

I had a (male) friend over today, and we were watching movies and drinking together. Just innocent fun.

I ended up getting more tipsy than I usually do, and we ended up starting to have sex. I sobered up pretty quickly and made him stop before we actually did, and sent him home.

Here's the thing: I have a boyfriend who I love dearly. We're talking about moving in together when our leases expire, and we've discussed marriage.

He's the one I really want, and I feel sick having cheated on him. I know I could never do it ever again. I hate what I did.

So my question is, what do I do? Do I tell him? Will that hurt him more than if he doesn't know? Should it be on a "don't ask, don't tell" basis?

Keep in mind that my boyfriend is the man I want to be with for the rest of my life, and that this friend was equally as intoxicated as myself.

Thank you! I'm tearing myself to pieces because of this.

You shouldn't tell him. While it might seem romantic to tell him and "never have any secrets", you risk breaking up. Nothing bad can happen unless he finds out, and bad things can *definitely* happen if you tell him.

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Why is it that even though my internet is working for explorer and AIM, but when i try to buy a song of Itunes it says that it can not connect or that my internet isnt working and dont say firewall is blocking it because my firewall is disabled.

thanks =)

If you're using a firewall other than windows firewall, make sure the windows firewall isn't on. It will turn itself on if you turn another firewall off(which is pretty annoying). If you are connected using a router, the router can sometimes block connections; look at the router manual to figure out how to add an exception. Apple also recommends you disable popup blockers, and flush your DNS. Flush your DNS by going to Start>run and typing cmd, then enter. Then type:
ipconfig /flushdns
and press enter. If that doesn't work, contact apple/itunes support

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