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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ I was just wondering what to say to my boyfriend he is 18, to compliment him. Without making him feel weird. Like he always says im beautiful and things like that, but I always wonder how I can make him feel as special as he makes me feel but without making him feel like less of a man or somthing like that...any idea? thank you
Just tell him how you feel; tell him what he means to you, and how much you appReciate having him aRound. And if this is haRd to say oR come up with at a moment's notice, wRite all youR feelings down on papeR, so you have something to follow. Compliments aRe wondeRful to heaR, and eveRyone enjoys them, but you must undeRstand that he doesn't NEED to heaR them in oRdeR to know how you feel.. It's tRue that he is NOT a mind ReadeR, but pRoviding you show him enough affection and attention.. he'll just know!
I wish you the best!! :)

♥[?]♥ Hey Im 13/f...i never had a REAL bf... I tihnk im afraid of getting into Relationships cuz my dad used to beat my mom..:-/* but every things all good now and they are divorced adn everything.. I never even kissed a guy....what shalllll i doo!*?
You shouldn't feaR Relationships just because youR paRents didn't woRk out. I *suppose I could slightly undeRstand why you might feel that way, but you MUST know that not eveRy guy is bad, I PROMISE you!! Just go into this whole dating scene with an open mind, and you'll see that not eveRyone in this woRld has cRuel intentions. And if this helps you feel betteR: I have many fRiends who aRe 20 - AND OLDER and they STILL haven't eveR had a Relationship befoRe!!!! Honestly, theRe's no Reason you should woRRie about this. Just because some of youR fRiends might have done ceRtain things does NOT mean you should have alReady done them also!! You'Re only 13, Hun - you have PLENTY of time still. TRuthfull, it's NOT as big of a deal as you might assume. HoweveR, if theRe's someone you know well and may slightly like, and you figuRe he just doesn't feel the same, then you *DEFINITELY* need to confRont him on this. Just be bold, be honest, and go foR it. It's the *ONLY* way to know FOR SHORE if he likes you oR not; you can *ASSUME* he does all you want... but you'll neveR know exactly how he feels unless it's coming stRaight fRom his lovely face. And if you'd like to spRing foR new guys entiRely, just tRy going up to one and giving it youR all! Just RemebeR to always be confident, and to SMILE, SMILE, SMILE! See, I have NOOO pRoblem appRoaching people, because I believe that I can do anything, so I just push my feaRs aside and go foR it!! I'll walk up to some man in the mall and tell him flat out, "You'Re hot"... and it always gets us talking. Why does it always get us talking?? Because confidence is sexy, and confidence shows. It's just a good ice bReakeR, you see? And even if he's involved, oR not wanting a Relationship at the moment, any man who is a QUARTER of a man will speak with you foR just having enough guts to go foR it! I have complete faith in you; and I think you should too. Go get 'em, TigeR! =D

♥[?]♥ Hey guys!! Okay I have a really confusing conflict! I am going out with this guy and I like him a lot and he is a great kisser! but I just found out he cheated on me. and he is the kinda guy that doesnt seem like he cares so I dont know if he cares about me. ok I like his friend, we have talked a lot and I know he cares and I know he wouldnt cheat on me....I dont know if I want to break up with My boyfriend and go out with his friend or if I should stay with my boyfriend and see how things go?! PLEASE HELP!! I need all the help I can get!!
ScRew youR 'boyfRiend'; he Ruined that when he cheated. What the HELL kind of 'boyfRiend' is that anyways!?!? A boyfRiend who loves you sooooooo much you could so easily be Replaced??? You don't need that kind of infantile shit going on in youR life. WhetheR you date his fRiend oR not.. DEFINITELY ditch his ass!! And I don't see a pRoblem with dating his fRiend AT ALL! If you feel you could have a nice futuRe with this boy, then you go Right on ahead. And don't even begin to woRRie what youR cuRRent [lateR ex] boyfRiend will think - he is in NOOOOO position to staRt lectuRe oR passing judgements!

Best wishes to you!!
Hopefully this helps some!! :D

♥[?]♥ i wanna give my boyfriend head. but how do i do it while maximizing his pleasure? and how exactly do i go about it? wut are some positions and tricks used?
---TO GIVE A BLOWJOB... it's not haRd. Just don't think about it befoRe hand, because then you'll stRess youRself out. And don't pay TOO much thought to it WHILE DOING IT. Just kinda, go with the flow, if you can undeRstand that?



---AS FOR TIPS/TECHNIQUES... eh. Just take it in youR hand and kiss all the way down the side, and lick the undeRside - they have a majoR vain theRe and it's VERY SENSITIVE! That usually dRives them wild. Then suck on the head a bit.. bRing it in youR mouth until the head is entiRely in.. then bring it out and lick the outside a bit. And usually guys like if you play with theiR 'balls'; so staRt to gentle massage and fondle them, and then ask if he likes that. And BEHIND the 'balls' is the location of the pRostate gland. If you Rub diRectly theRe he will have an amazing climax, complete with a huge 'finish'. Eventually you'll staRt bRinging him all the way in youR mouth as much as possible, and all the way out -- it's not as complicated as it sounds.




---SPIT OR SWALLOW... honestly.. they like when you swallow. It makes them feel masculine and in contRol.. like.. "oooh.. this bitch is all oveR me", kinda thing, you see? As faR as taste goes.. it honestly DOES depend on the peRson; so I can't say much theRe. Sometimes it'll be okay... sometimes soo yummie, and otheR times so nasty it'll make you wanna fRicken puke [in my peRsonal expeRience, that is] EveRy guy I have EVER known likes when they swallow, so tRy that, definitely. And if you don't like swallowing.. you don't have to do it again, just make shoRe you get the entiRe fiRst load down. Any guy who is even a QUARTER of a human being won't be upset with you if you don't swallow. If someone gets mad oveR that, they obviously hold NOOOO Respect foR you, and this is a sign you need to DITCH THEM IMMEDIATELY!! And noooooooo.... it does not make you sick. And nooooooooo you can not get pRegnant. And theRe isn't Really a bad side of swallowing. And if you weRe to spit... just spit it out. Plain and simple. Don't make a hawking noise.. that's uncalled foR. I guess it's easieR to just lightly "spit" it out of youR mouth only faR enough to Run down youR chin.




---ANOTHER NOTE... when peRfoRming oRal sex.. STD's aRe DEFINITELY POSSIBLE!! Many times people aRe wise about this and use condoms. These condoms aRe the same as that of condoms you would use duRing sexual inteRcouRse. Condoms nowadays come in many diffeRent coloRs, textuRes, flavoRs and even glow in the daRk. You could have fun with it!! And that could also take caRe of youR spit oR swallow dilemma. I'm NOT tRying to scaRe you, I just think it's impoRtant you know the possible consquences of youR actions. I've included a link all about STD's and theiR pRevention. Please take a look at this and think haRd on whetheR pRotection is something you choose to use oR not.... http://www.epigee.org/health/stds.html



I'm shoRe you'll do fine. :) It's honestly no biggie. I wish you all the best of luck, though you won't need it! =D Hopefully I have been of at least SOME help heRe!! Know that if you eveR need anything else... I'm always heRe foR you!! :D

♥[?]♥ I'm use to having sex with my boyfriend several times a day.. and he's out of town right now, and I really feel like I need some. The problem is I don't have a dildo or anything, does anybody know anyother foreign objects that I could use that would make me feel really good?

thx sooo much
Hmm..

- hair brush?
- flashlight?
- handle of a screw driver?
- wine bottle?
- turkey boaster?
- vibrating cell phone?

There's a lot of things around the house to get it on with. Be creative, and see everything as a penis.. you'll come up with something, I promise.

♥[?]♥ i have myspace/livejournal/etc..
and i want to get a diffrenet layout .. Can you please give me some sites where i could find some ?? Thanks ..
You could tRy:

- http://www.createblog.com/skins/index.php?type_id=3
- http://myspace.nuclearcentury.com/
- http://www.myspaceeditor.org/
- http://www.mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=create
- http://www.strikefile.com/myspace/editor.htm
- http://www.carrierawks.com/myspace.php


Hopefully this helps you. :)

♥[?]♥ this os for guys. do guys prefer it when girls shave it all off? just a little? or what? just give me your opinion.
To be honest, I do not know a SINGLE guy who PERFERS pubic haiR.. but that is not to say they do not exist, as they definitely do!! TRuthfully though.. it's YOUR body, theRefoRe YOUR decision. HoweveR, if you DO decide you want to shave, I've taken it upon myself to make a list of tips foR you:
--- NEVER dRy shave.
--- Find a shaving cReam/gel you'Re happie with.
--- If you can't go out and puRchase shaving gel, use a baR of soap and latheR youR legs up REALLY good, but keep it moist and latheRy.. don't let it soRt of dRy out.
--- If you CAN puRchase shaving gel, I Recommend 'Skintimate's Shaving Gel' oR 'BaRbasol Shaving Cream".
--- Always, always, always shave upwaRds, peRiod.
--- Use a good RazoR, and change it often, if not EVERY time.
--- Yes, disposable RazoRs aRe fine.
--- AfteR shaving, apply lotion to help moistuRize, and help pRevent RazoR buRn.
--- DO NOT shave daily!! TRy eveRy otheR two days oR so.

Hopefully this helps?? :D

♥[?]♥ Ok im 14/m and im thinking about eating out my gf she shaves and shes had lots of bfs and none have said anything about it so i hope im the first one but still is it a bad idea to eat her out?? and what will it taste like? and also will it feel good for her?
It WILL feel good foR heR, howeveR the level of heR pleasuRe depends on youR peRfoRmance, so peRhaps it wouldn't be a bad idea to study up some and find some tips online. As foR the taste.. eveRyone is diffeRent.. peRiod. May taste okay, may taste awful, may taste amazingly well.. it's all a matteR of opinion, and this vaRies fRom case to case.

If you want some tips on how to woRk it, check out:
http://www.sexinfo101.com/pw_cunnilingus.shtml


Hopefully this helps!! :D

♥[?]♥ if i were to qive head to some1.. i def dont want std's .. or ANY other disease.. just like anyone else wouldnt. even thouqh for tha quy it wouldnt "feel as qood".. should i use a condom ?
If this will make you feel moRe comfoRtable, then DEFINITELY go about in this way. STD's ARE VERY possible, and if you ask me.. it's betteR safe than soRRie... ♥

♥[?]♥ I have this ex-girlfriend, ok? And see what happened is she just broke up with the guy that she broke up with me for. And I'm kinda worried that she might try to go back out with me just because I'm their and I'm familiar. Plus we also were lightly flirting last time we were together, which was about a month ago so I think I'm safe. What should I do to let her know, without a doubt, that I won't get back with her now, but do it lightly so it's not really noticeable?
If SHE could sooo easily hurt and betray YOU, when the HELL would YOU care about letting HER down gently??? A simple "Fuck no, Bitch", will send the message you want to get across.

Hope.. I.. helped..?

♥[?]♥ I have a myspace website, and I want to put music on the webpage, does anyone know a website, where i could get some music to put on it ??
Thanks
You can find a song at one of the following:

- http://www.xanga.com/xanga_music
- http://www.xanga.com/music_galore
- http://www.xanga.com/musicurl
- http://www.xanga.com/XxAaNnGaA_MUSIC
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Beyond_Amazing_Music
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxX_MUSIC_4_U_XxX


Chances aRe it will play on Windows Media PlayeR. In WHICH case, simply go up to "FILES".. "PROPERTIES" and copy EVERYTHING in the "LOCATION" slot.


Then SIGN INTO My Space.. and go to "EDIT PROFILE", and in youR big "ABOUT ME" box, paste the following code:

< bgsound src="URL OF THE SONG HERE" loop=100>< / bgsound >


Now, simply go thRough and delete the empty space afteR the FIRST , make sense?? And don't touch the loop paRt..

It's actually veRy simple.
♥ Mackenzie!! ♥

♥[?]♥ i met this rele hot kid on buddypic. and i talked to him for a while. hes rele cute, nice, funny, hot, blah blah blah. but he hasnt been online and he hasnt replied to n e thing on buddypic. whta would u suggest is his reasoning?
Anything? Who knows. He could be doing a million things! He could be busy with sports... he could just be out with his friends enjoying his summer like a normal male.. his mother could have died.. he may have you blocked.. he may have fallen 35 feet into a tar pit... just wait it out; it's not the end of the world, I promise!

♥[?]♥ heyy i was reading your advice column & you give really good advice! anyways i was wondering if you could give me tips on how to do my eyeliner? mine always comes off after like 30 minutes. also, i want to do it on top, not just on bottom! thankss!!
When it comes to liquid eyelineR oR pencil eyelineR, it's just a peRsonal pRefeRence as to which we use. CeRtain things suit ceRtain people. HoweveR, if you ask... chances aRe that most people will tell you that pencil is a betteR choice. It's a gReat staRt foR a beginneR who is just getting used to it. If you mess up, pencil is A WHOLE LOT easieR to clean up and Re-do than liquid would be. And if you plan on caRRying it aRound in a puRse oR pocket.. you also face a chance that the liquid may Ruin [though I don't suggest caRRying eyelineR in youR pocket]. And if you do mess it up, just take a tissue and slowly Run it along the Rim of youR eyelid.. it'll come Right up. Now, the desiRed effect of eyelineR is to cReate the illusion of daRkness just above the lashline to enhance the look of the lashes. To apply it, gently hold youR eyelid down, and staRt at the inneR paRt of the lid [closest to youR nose]. Then just simply dRaw a thin line smoothly and evenly along the uppeR lid, getting as close to the lashes as possible. And as foR the bottom lid.. VERY VERY GENTLYplace youR hand on youR cheek and tug down a little bit, pulling the bottom eye liad away fRom youR actual eye. This makes it simple to glide on, AND might help take away some of the neRvousness of gauging youR eye balls out, ya know? Also, make shoRe you dRaw the line all the way to the outside coRneR. It will pRobably take some pRactice; as many things in life DO. It pRobably took me about two days of eveRy day use to get the hang of it, and now I'm the champion of alllll champions at make up! You didn't ask foR pRoduct suggestions, but I have those to you if need. Goodluck!! :D

♥[?]♥ hiya,mi names' kymberli and i'm trynna b a singa and i alredi gotta rekord deal but mah mom dont want me tah be a singa bcuz she sez youungh fayme culd ruin mah "childh0od"lyyfe...she juz dusnt see haw imp0rtunt this iz to meh..what shouldd i du?
liike eyE s0oo0 tOtaLLy n0 hows yOu b fEeLiin gUrL liiKe yUh NeeD tuh liiKe juS LiiKE stRaiite up sLap y0 biiG faT mama aCroSs heR face, n datZ liike rEaLZ. y0oS fEeLiN meH?

♥[?]♥ ok i've been rele horny lately.. and i've been having sex with my boyfriend aggressively i mean i don't think he minds but i don't like it..how do i stop becoming as horny all the time? i mean i dont watch porno and im as average as average can get? i dont get it?
Why would you want to stop rough sex????

But I guess I could see what you mean here. Why not setting the mood with a nice dinner out, followed by a night of pure passion and 'love making' by candle light??? Seems nice enough. :D

♥[?]♥ hey well i get hot in the car and when i do i freak out and my mom is trying to talk to me when i am freaked out and i get all mad at her and she dont talk to me...she wants to take me to our phycologist and i dont want to.. what do i have?? is this a mental problem??
Well I suppose it COULD be a "mental problem", if you so easily flip out over everything else, ya know? And if not.. it's a simple discomfort factor; and that's fine - perfectly healthy.. Just tell her you do not feel the need, and it's just you do not like being confided to small places..

Hope everything works out!! :)

♥[?]♥ hey, so okay when you want to put a picture from a photofbucket or something on a website like myspace whats the code you put before and after the site... its some thing like " img//" haha i have no idea please help i rate highhhh
The code is as followed:
< img src="URL OF PIC HERE" >

No delete the TWO EMPTY spaces separating the < and > from the rest of the code, you see?? And make shore you keep the quotations around the URL. Holpefully this clarifies! :D

♥[?]♥ Does anybody know the lyrics to right here waiting by stained? Or like a link to where i can find it-thanks
LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/staind/righthere.html

♥ Mackenzie!!

♥[?]♥ Alright, so like last night, like 4 girls where all on me, I had two on my dick and 2 more in my face, it was soooo amazing, why is this??!??!

Also, I didn't use a condom and i'm afraid of the outcome, I'm not sure why, could you guys tell me?



-Levi-
They were all hideous bitches. I guess they figured since you are in the same boat as they are and you happen to be so desperate for some action it wouldn't matter to you....

You were used.

♥[?]♥ K, so Last night I was riding my girl harcore up the butt, and she was screamin and grabbing onto anything she could, then I came...In her butt, pulled out, then she went to the bathroom for some reason...I thought it was wierd...Then after about 2 hours she came back out and was like...Wut's in my butt....Does this mean she's like prude?

Dude like help me out home dawgy's...

Also, should I use a condom since im only 11...?

K, thanks guy's, I REALLY need to know.

-Levi-
This doesn't make her prude necessarily...

My advice.. quit tappin' the 7 year olds....

... and move onto me..


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