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Q: Alrigt!! I was in this chatroom the other night and i totatly huked up with this mega hot lady online and she lives so clsoe to my house. well, it's not close, really. its like 40 minutes away on the other side of town. but she's so hot!!! i know this cause she sent me a picture of her. my friends all tell me i'm dumb for wanting to visit a stranger but they're MEGALAMOES!!!! they'll never get some like i will. which i will. LOTS OF BOOTY FORR JERRY!!! HAHAHAHa!!
Ok! first of all wat is your question. Second of all don't go. It could just be a guy and the girl is off the internet.

Q: there is a guy that i have liked for 2 monthes now and every night he asks me to sneak out with him.....to make out and crap like that and i talk to his friends and i found out that he never liked me but he asked me out 2 weeks ago but the only time he will hang out with me is at night when we sneak out!!!! sometimes i say no but he always says he has a surprise for me which always works but im tired of just talking to him at night i want to hang out with him and talk during the day as well but he wont!!! so i no i should break up with him but i dk!!! please help me!!!
I would. No Offense but he could be cheating on you. He is a JERK! BREAK UP!!!! RATE ME WELL! ANy moRe questions send to my inbox!!! thanks!

Q: ok so a couple of days ago my chrch went to camp.. jst the middle school people... so i think i really changed but when i came back i broke up with my boyfriend and i just don't feel liek hangin out with some of my friends like that go to my school. iu mean i don't feel liek hangin out with my best friends and i don't know why.. most of them go to church or are vistin churches but i don't know whyn i don't wanna talk to them or hang out with tme even though i love them all to death!! i mean it feels liek im doin the right thing but how can i be doin the wrong thing when i'm not talkin to my best friends?? i just need some help so if someone would!! i rate high!!!!!!!
It sounds like you are tired and just need a week of space. This should be back to normal in no time!!!! RATE ME WELL! If you have any more questions send them to my inbox! THANKS!!!

Q: Thirteen/ Female.
I want to be an author, is there an age requirement to be one? Also how can I publish my book?
Thanks,
~K.C~
I was just reading about that in a book go to the library and check out The School Story bye Andrew Clements It might help it's a really good book. If you have any more questions you can send them to my inbox. xoBrowneyes GL (good luck)

Q: okay, well i have a black dad and a white mom.. well i dont have white hair and i dont have black hair either.. but its frizzy. it looks REALLY pretty when its straightened, but when you dont put special stuff on it, it looks bad.. anyway, is there any special straightening stuff that you guys know of to put on my hair?
I use fredia defriz

Q: ok... so i know this is going to be one of the dumbest things you've ever heard... but... my best friend.. idk she doesnt make me feel very good.. she does things that cause me to cut myself.. and she steps all over me.. i bend over backwards to try and make sure she's happy and everything.... but she just doesnt seem to appreciate me.. i'm a really pure hearted girl.. and it's gotten to the point where she could slap me and say she hated me and i'd still love her.. kinda like when you hear about those guys that beat there wives and they stick arond and dont rat on there husbands.. i know its dumb.. but idk... im not happy in life... she's made me weak and insecure... she swore she hated this girl amanda....those two hated eachother for the longest time... and now its like nothing happened and they're best friends again.... i hate it.. and all of my friends say to just forget my bf because she isn't worth it.. but no one understands how hard that is for me..... i know i shouldnt stick around... but gosh.. its so dang confusing.. please help me anyone!

5's to anyone that helps...... :'(
If you don't want to stop being her friend stand up to her when she does something you don't like. Tell her when she is hurting you or your feelings. If things don't change your going to have to let her go. Good Luck!!!

Q: i was wondering if VEET bladless shaving actually works?? and if so how long do your legs stay smooth?
It works for different people it worked for me and my sister!

Q: well i really really like my boyfriend an he knows that and well i dont think that he is really into me he kisses me nad everthing well all of his friends know how much i like him and all and i keep asking them for advice but they dont really know but i really want to know if he likes me and of course he will say he does but it dont seem like it what do i do???
Ask one of his friends to ask him if he is really into you most guys don't think that they are going to tell their girl.

Q: i met this really cute guy in summer school. but im really shy so ill nvr make tha first move.
any suggestions?
Just talk to him and ask your friend to tell him the dirty stuff.

Q: what time does britneys show come on tonight and what channel?
It's on MTV which is channel 66 at 11pm tonight.

Q: how do u know if someone added you to there favorite columist list??
Their name should show up!

Q: My younger sister who's eleven has an amazing voice for her age and I really want her to be discovered! Her birthday's coming up in July and I think that if I found a way for her to get noticed it would be a great birthday present. Can anyone help me find a way to help her be discovered?
You could call many karieokie stands and see if they want her to sing i would not pressure her at this young age.

Q: what are some good fruits to eat to get healthy and lose wieght ?
Apples bananas and oranges are the best.RATE HIGH AND SEND COMMENTS

Q: i dont no what to do. my best friend/the guy i love. that "loves" me back. is moving to bosten(i live in ny) and i go to him "are you ever gonna come back to me"? nd he said no. then i asked him if he would forget me and he said yea. then i asked when ur like 23 nd out of collage are you gonna come back to me, nd he said no i will forget you. i dont no what to do im so sad. i cryed alot about it cuz i really really really love him. and now hes moving in 2 weeks. im crying right now. im gonna miss him alot, nd he is going to forget me. someone please tell me what to do. i need help

I RATE HIGH.

- confused
You should call him every night so he doesn't forget. I am sure he is just saying that. RATE ME HIGH AND COMMENT!!

Q: Am I going about this in the right way? I am 19 and my ex is 18. We were together for almost 3 years and this is what happened:


Ok. I know that I have not wrote in here in a little while, but my heart has not been in the right place to do so. Two days ago (actually less than 48 hours) I found out something about my boyfriend that changed my life forever. I found out that he has been cheating on me for the past four months of our relationship with a girl named Allyson who lives in California and who is 17. They have never met, but I found out that they have been talking on the phone for 4-10 hours a day and sometimes all night long and this has been happening since January. This was the hardest news that I had ever had to hear. Even worse than hearing about 9/11 when it happened, in my opinion. I love Cory with all of my heart and I would have given him everything. I will forever love him and he always said the same. He told me that he loved me and only me. But, now he says that he no longer loves me and that he loves her more than anything he has ever known (including me). He even says that he no longer loves me. How can this be? Does love die this quickly? To know that everything that I ever though was special between us like our future plans, him saying that he loved me more than anything, and all of his promises to never leave me or hurt me in any way has all been said to her now. To me, this makes his words meaningless and therefore our relationship meaningless. I never thought that I could be as hurt as I am now. Yesterday, I went to class and when I got to the steps of the doorway I sat down to talk to my mom and I ended up not attending class and I just sat there and cried my heart out. If he ever loved me, how can this be what he wants and yet not have it bother him. Does this make him a bad person? I will never love someone as pure and as deep as I loved him. The entire world that I knew is now taken from me. So, you ask, what now? Well, currently, they are no longer going to be together and neither are he and I. Allyson and I have been talking and we both decided that this is what is best for him. He don't deserve either one of us and neither one of us is willing to take the blame for this. I Refuse! He blames me, but how can he? Did I do this? Did I ever cheat? Was I deceitful and dishonest? NO! I was never that disrespectful to him to be anything of these things and yet he did this to me. That makes it his fault and not mine or Allyson. Just to clerify, she did know of me, but she was told that he left me four months ago. How is this supposed to make me feel? It is like a slap in the face! I mean nothing to him anymore at all and this all came crashing down on me within a short time. I woke up one morning and didn't even know of Allyson and by 5pm that afternoon, she had entered into MY perfect world and taken it from me. How does someone get over something like this? Right now, she and I have both decided to just walk away. He was even going to lie to me (and did) and say that he was seeing a friend in California named Mike this summer and he was really going to see her. HE WASN'T GOING TO TELL ME! This is the worst part of it all. It is the worst because I realize that everything that I ever loved about him (his morals, his pure heart, his lving words) were all meaningless and untrue if he had the heart to do this. My perfect world is now destroyed and my world came crashing down on me (almost literally). I am so hurt that I am sure that you cannot fully understand this and there are a lot more specifics to it, but it is hard ot talk about. This is the hardest thing that I have ever had to go through. I gave him a decision today (same as Allyson's decision) that was the hardest thing I have ever had to decide to do and then follow up on. She and I have decided to let go. We are walking away from him and let letting him be. I think this is for the best. Well, I think that I have said pretty much all I can. This is why I have not posted in the past few days and I am sorry. I hope you understand. My heart is shaddered into a million and one pieces. Have a great day everyone! I am trying to do the same. I am feeling better now that I have had time to myself to cry and to get to the point of letting go. I think I can only become a stronger person after this and I intend to be. I am now going home for the rest of the summer which means that I am not doing my seocnd summer session. I am not in the state of mind to do so. If you ever want to talk, IM me. I am always here, forever crushed and forever hurt and forever in love with the same person that now stands for everything that I hate in life: lying. Hope you understand!


Am I wrong to feel this way? Does this make me pathetic to be left for someone online? Am I doing something wrong? Am I right to feel this way? I am really confused. Thanks so much!
ok well i can't say much i have never had a bf and i'm 13. All i no is that that guy is not worth it and he is the pathetic one. RATE ME WELL!! BYE

Q: I am going on a field trip tomorrow with my fellow freshman classmates and I'm a bit self concious about something. You see, we are going to a theme Park (Dorney Park... It's in NJ. Sort of like 6 Flags) anyway, they have a water park and I am going to be wearing a bikini. I'm a bit self concious about my back. I have a few pimples on my back- not big ones but they are very red and noticeable. My hair since it is long covers up a few of the pimples but I'm still a little nervous about going out in public like that. I've always been covered. I've tried a few acne medications on my back and nothing seems to work. Does anyone have a way of covering them more or helping me so that I am not as self concious about it? Any help would be appreciated.
i would just wear clothes over my bathing suit. I am sure everyone has that problem.RATE ME WELL!!

Q: okay.. well im 14/f and imk 5'3 and 86 lbs. and i really need to gain some weight because i am not comfortable wirh how skinny i am. like every day someone says omg your so skinny! or something like that and its so annoying and i hate it.. and im definitely not anorexic or belemic.. i could never do that. but the thing is that i eat a lot every day and i dont gain a pound! does anyone know what i can eat or do to gain a few pounds? thanks! ♥
lost of chocolate. rate me high and comment on me thanks

Q: Does anyone have really good ideas to do over the summer?

WHAT I NEED:

1.Something that pays
OR
2. Something really fun and inexpensive

thnx!
Babysitting pays well.

Q: i am 14/f with very low self-eteem. I have grown up ugly and now some guys tell me i'm hot, but some tell me i'm ugly. I dont understand. Also, I am quiet and am aftaid of rejection.

I am working on loving myself, but it is hard when you have so little friends.
Any sudjestions?
It doesn't matter what others think about you it's what you think about yourself. I am glad you are working on this. Having just one good friend is better than having 10 ok friends. Hope that helps. Good luck. Rate me HIGH and please comment on this. THANKS BYE

Q: ok..so i want to learn how to play my electric guitar. would the person who teaches people be at a place that sells guitars? or a separate place? what am i supposed to say when i walk in? do you have an idea on how much i would go and how much it would cost? (like once a week, every week day, and so on) what will they teach me? dont say how to play...duh. but what will i learn? do you have an idea how long the lessons will be? (an hour, or what) and do you know how long it would be for me to be able to stop going to lessons? (a month? 3 months? how long?) and am i supposed to bring my guitar in each time i go to lessons? or am i going to be playing one of theirs? i think that would be pretty embarrasing to walk in holding a guitar ready for lessons...but it wouldnt seem right to be playing theirs when you should be getting used to yours or something. but whatever. or do you think i should just buy a tape and learn myself? please help!
Ok. . . Yes the places where they sell guitars do have lessons to teach you how to play the guitar. When you walk in you ask if they have lessons, how much, how long will you be in there taking lessons. Stuff like that. My brother went at music music for 30min every Saturday for 15 a month I think or lesson. They teach you how to read music and where the notes are on the guitar and lots of cool stuff. You could stop anytime as long as you called them and cancled that week or just to say you arn't intrested any more. My brother brought his instrument there when he played. I don't think they will let you use on of theirs but maybe. I would take lessons if I were you. Please Rate Me Well And Add comments. If you need someone else to help you with a question just send it to my inbox I am xobrowneyes. Thanks By The Way my bro is great he is playing ACDC songs and everything. BYE GOOD LUCK!!!

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