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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ Hey guys :) I just started up an xanga site. I was wondering how do you get your layout on there? I'm so confused, haha :\. ANY help for this site would be great!
Here are some layout sites for you:
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMPLYy_SWEET_LAYSZx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Socialite_x_lays
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=omfgeee_layoutsx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=LinseysxLayoutsx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=squirrely_4layoutz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxNiCe_LaYoUtZxX
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=KayKay_Layouts
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XihavelayoutsX
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=RomanceBOMB__Layoutz



And you simply COPY the code, and PASTE it on your "LOOK & FEEL" page in the BOTTOM box called, "WEBSITE STATS".

It's really not that hard; you should be able to get it!! Happie hunting!! :D

♥[?]♥ ok this is hard for me to ask. i am a virgin, and hear lately i have had the same dream for 2 weeks that i have sex for the first time,im 13, 14 in 2 months and its with a 17 year old guy. does anybody know wat this could mean? oh and i cum sometimes and no one does anything to me. and 1 more thing...... ok if my parents found a dildo/vibrater the would freak, so wat would be the best thig to use as a replacement? if you help i rate high :-)
Your dream doesn't mean anything, Hun. MANY people have dreams like that; it's EXTREMELY common. There's NOTHING wrong with it OR you. You're only human, and everyone longs for sexul pleasure.. it's really no biggie. Don't even worrie about it. Truth is, it was "just a dream" Nothing to worrie about or get worked up over; doesn't mean a thing.

And as for substitution, just be creative. Walk around your house with and open eye viewing everything as the male genitalia. You could try:
- hair brush.
- handle of a screw driver.
- handle of a spatula.
- magnifying glass.
- flashlight.
- turkey boaster.
- a pen.

There's really a lot of things if you really think and get creative about it! :D

♥[?]♥ Ok, so im not fat or anything, but i want to lose about 3-4 lbs.....how can i do it, and is it achieveable in a month? I'm 14 years old.


Thanks
It's achievable in a few days, Hun. PRoviding you cut out the EXTREMELY unhealthy foods, such as WHITE bRead [substitute it with wheat], cake pRoducts, ice cReam, hambuRgeRs, and soda... [if you'Re used to consuming A LOT of it] you can see a MAJOR diffeRence the fiRst two weeks, ALONE. My fRiend did it.. and we weRe both shocked to all hell!



You can find lists of healthy foods at:

-- http://www.fit4free.org/healthy%20foods%20list.htm
-- http://www.whfoods.com/foodstoc.php
-- http://bellaonline.com/articles/art1862.asp


As you pRobably alReady know, it's best to eat SEVERAL SMALL poRtions a day. Say, have an apple and a piece of cheese, two houRs lateR have a few cRakeRs, and an houR lateR have one piece of wheat toast, and so on and so foRth, ya know??? Little intakes of food like that givs youR body time to digest it pRopeRly. You see how that's betteR than eating one oR two huge meals a day... because it takes too long to catch up, and it can not buRn the caloRies quick enough, and then just quits, adding body fat.


Hopefully this is of some use to you! :D

♥[?]♥ has anyone tried the veet rasera bladeless kit? does it really work? is it worth it? thanks
♥BLAiR
I've never tried it, PERSONALLY. However, TWO of my friends have, and they said it was a suck ass product. Both of them said it didn't even remove the hair well at all. They referred to it as a 'pathetic product' and a 'rip off'. However, I read below me that other people have great things to say about it, so maybe it varies by each individual case? If this is so, then I think it's worth the money just to find out, because it very well COULD work for you, and just not for others. :D

♥[?]♥ What does it mean if your period blood is brown??
It just means it's been sitting there a while, Hun. This is a sign that you should probably change it more frequently. It's no big deal though, there's nothing wrong with it, and it's pertfectly healthy. :)

♥[?]♥ DOes anyone know how to get taller I'm 5'1 and I wanna be 5'3 by the end of the summer please help!
There really isn't much you can do, Hun. Eating a healthy balanced diet will add to the mixture, of course. But then there's the pesky genetics, which play a MAJOR role. Look at your parents, for example. Are they tall people? USUALLY, NOT always, but USUALLY.. if your parents [either one or two] are tall.. your chances are GREATLY increased. Or perhaps a better way to look at it... view an older sibling of the same sex [if you have one?] Look how they've grown, and ASSUME you'll be around the same height was you've hit THEIR current age. Sorrie I can't be of more help here. Fact of the matter is that there isn't much TO DO, ya know?? :)

♥[?]♥ Ok so i have this friend (we'll call her tina) whos is like madly deeply in love with this guy (we'll call him josh) ok so i really really still like josh*, we went out recently for 6 months and then took a little break and during that break he madeout with my friend tina* so i was like alright i guess we'll be nothing. but we started talking again after and we're friends and then last night he came over and we made out. he told me he loves me and he wants me back if i go back to him i will lose one of my BEST FRiENDS but i still love josh* what do i do?! thanks a tonnnn!! ( 16 female )
Wow!!! Well if you would like to know what *I* would do... I would talk to "Tina", and tell her that the two of us should drop "Josh" like a fucking rock!!!!!!! Honestly, THAT'S what I think you should do, so THAT'S what I'm suggesting to you. At the very least, YOU forget about this fucker.. and let HER be the one to get hurt. It's HER heart to break.

What kind of guy "loves" TWO fucking people??? An ass. An ASS.. "loves".. TWO.. fucking people!!! Fact of the matter is.. you simply CAN NOT "love" TWO people. It's IMPOSSIBLE! If you "love" TWO [or more?] people.. you don't love EITHER ONE ***ENOUGH*** And with love, TRUE LOVE, it's 360% or NOTHING AT FUCKING ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! See what I'm getting at?? Not only is this weasel a jerk, he's also EXTREMELY infantile, and you deserve BETTER and you KNOW this!!!! THAT *ALONE* is hopefully enough for you to understand that you must kick this pathetic CLOWN to the curb!!!!!

And if not, then is he worth losing your BEST FRIEND over?? Hardly ANY guys ARE, Hun. But I can tell you right now.. this bitch DEFINITELY is NOT worth it.

But whatever you decide to do, I wish you the best!!! Hopefully I've made even the slightest little impact here; know that you can *always, *always, *always come back to me if you ever need anything else!! I'm always here for you!!!
♥ Mackenzie!!!!!! ♥

♥[?]♥ if i call a suicide hotline, can they get my number nd like call the cops or sumthing?
They could if they felt you were in REAL danger of doing it right then. They'll try to keep it between ther two of you for as long as possible..

♥[?]♥ alright well,to get straight to the point, I'm paranoid and an insomniac.. is there a connection between the two?
There could be?? Why do you feel paranoid? Are you nervous about something SPECIFIC? I know sometimes I think of 'bad things' so frequently, that I'm scared to death to sleep. I'll end up staying up for four days, until I can take it no more.. and pass out. Maybe you could try sleeping pills?? I dunno.. if you're really worried about it, perhaps you should consult your physician. :)

♥[?]♥ So I need my teeth to get whitened. What's better - Oral-B/Rembrandt Whitening Strips or Crest Whitestrips? Does it cause sensitivity? And, can I split the box with another person, with still enough strips for each person?
I've only tried Crest White Strips, so I honestly couldn't say which one is "better". I do know, however, that I saw AMAZING and QUICK results from Crest; so I definitely recommend that one. I've never ever noticed any sensitivity. Also, I don't have any braces, or cavaties or fillings, but I don't really know if that would even make a difference? I doubt it. And the boxes are well stored, yes, so you CAN share if you so choose.. :D

♥[?]♥ if you put homemade strabery milk in the freazer will it make ice cream? i rate 5s no smart asses please
[[its w/ strawbary suryup nd milk]]
No. It will just be frozen milk... sorrie. =/

♥[?]♥ Hey ima advice columnist, my names kristi and i was wondering how people get the backgrounds like that, like ushally at the bottom it says "layout by dustin" but urs is hot too!! But yeah mines extremly plain!!!!! And how did you get pictures and the slide thing that says "if i had a milkshake it would beat yours" and you also have the thing up at the very top that says Xanga..How you do all that good stuff?? can you please help me Thanx a bunch


oh by the way, i added you as a favorite columnist hope u dont mind

♥ Kristi
Heyyy!! :) Okay, well a lot to say here, Kristi. Thanks for the compliment, first of all. And I have NOOOO problem helping you out whatsoever!! That's what I joined this site for! :D




Advicenators offers backgrounds. Did you know this? Check them out at:
- http://www.advicenators.com/backgrounds.php

If I'm ever in need of a background I search http://www.google.com under "FREE WEBSITE BACKGROUNDS". I did look up a few for you, though I'm not shore you'll value any of them, but here goes:
- http://www.bellsnwhistles.com/bkg8.html
- http://www.diamondrains.com
- http://cyberstyling.pavovision.com/free_backgrounds.html
- http://www.entheosweb.com/fireworks/background1.asp
- http://www.fau.edu/~parkerso/backgrounds.html
- http://www.starlightmks.com
- http://www.backgroundcity.com/
You could also try searching Xanga for them....





And my layout is the normal layout they start EVERYONE with. It's really nothing special. :)




And the 'milkshake' thing is an HTML code. Just paste the following code within your BIO box on your "PROFILE SETTINGS" page:
< marquee >YOUR TEXT HERE< / marquee >
Now go through and delete ALL of the EMPTY spaces WITHIN the < and >. So that would be TWO empty spaces in the first part, and THREE in the last part, you see???





And the XANGA thing at the top is simple. Just go to your "PROFILE SETTINGS" page, and scroll down to PART III. Then in the slot that says, "WEBSITE URL", just enter in the site address.


It's really easy as pie, Hun. It's not hard. Lemme know if you need any additional help. Thank you so much for adding me to your list of Favorites. I appreciate that. I'm shore you'd also enjoy knowing that I have added you right back in return!

Goodluck to you; hopefully I've been able to help you without confusing the situation TOO much!
Just remember to not be a stranger!! :D
♥ Mackenzie!!!! ♥

♥[?]♥ hey is there any way to delete feedback thats really rude so it doesnt show up on advice collum? or do you just have to wait until they become old? thanks!!
~*jaimee*~
Go to EDIT ANSWERS, and click EDIT ANSWER again, and just delete what you have put. Bad rating goes away, and your rating soars back up. Don't worrie TOO much about ratings. Some people ARE assholes... just try your best and always give 100% effort to helping others in need. :)

♥[?]♥ if you have alot of favorite colomnits can you change the order so certain ones are displayed on you page instead of having to click more, basiclly can you change the order
Nope. They're listed in order of previous update. And it only lists a certain number until you have to click "more". S_C is right though, you could try suggesting this?

http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=advicenator_admin :)

♥[?]♥ does anyone kno any good background websites for my column page? thank u and i rate VERRRRRYY high hahah
If I'm ever in need of one I search http://www.google.com under "FREE WEBSITE BACKGROUNDS". I did look up a few for you, though I'm not shore you'll value any of them, but here goes:

- http://www.bellsnwhistles.com/bkg8.html
- http://www.diamondrains.com
- http://cyberstyling.pavovision.com/free_backgrounds.html
- http://www.entheosweb.com/fireworks/background1.asp
- http://www.fau.edu/~parkerso/backgrounds.html
- http://www.starlightmks.com
- http://www.backgroundcity.com/


You could also try searching Xanga.

Hopefully this helps you; goodluck on your search! :)

♥[?]♥ im 16 and i just had my first baby the father is elping me but im still confused on how to be a good parent
It's a learning experience, Hun. Shore you'll make mistakes, but everyone does...

♥[?]♥ ok about what age/grade do boys start to get attracted to girls and start to think more about going out or being boyfriend and girlfriend?
I would say 12-13. So like 6th, 7th, and maybe even 8th grade! :)

♥[?]♥ on your xanga where do you get all of your icons...im looking for some good oones to use on AIM..thanks!:D
I just really look around, Hun. I go to BLOGRINGS and check under "ICONS". No sites in spefic. Each time I make a new entry, I just surf around. I guess I can go around and find some sites for you if you really perfered. Just lemme know. ♥

♥[?]♥ the guy i like on myspace posted this :

If you're a girl, title this "boyfriend application" and if you're a guy title it "girlfriend application". Repost this and see who's eligibe to be your special someone. Have fun!
Send it back if you think you could get the job... :)

BASICS:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates?
2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists?
3. Do you drink/smoke??
4. Do you like the rain?
5. If so...would you play in it with me?
6. Do you like movies?
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
9. Would you kiss my forhead
10. Do you play an instrument?
11. If so...what?
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright?
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?
14. Favorite body part on a girl?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)?
17. Would you give me kisses just because?


What Would You do if...
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
We got in a fight:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:



Would You...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Buy me a birthday gift:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Keep in touch:
Make me a snack:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
Makeout with me:
Hold me in times of need:
Ditch me:
Use me:
ask me out:
Date me:
kiss with me whenever you had the chance:
Hold me and make my problems go away:

im not sure if i should answer it or not.. he just got out of a relationship and i dont kno if i should answer it or see if he answers mine. if it helps im 14/F
Just do it, who cares... it's no biggie.

♥[?]♥ Hey Mackenzie, i see you like soft cell and omgosh i love them!! where can i listen to them without buying nething or having a membership? is there a site??? pleasehelp

thx
Heyy! And no. I looked for like an hour for you, and I couldn't find anything. However, since I now know who this is, I'll keep looking, and if I find anything, you have my word that I will not withhold the goods! ;D ♥


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