about

Hey, My name is Ryan, And I will be your shrink for the day, I have 18 years of life experience, trust me I have been through it all, loss, births (no I didnt give birth silly), Parents divorce, my own bad relationships, I have fixed heaps of relationships, basically, I'm the one who will lay it out straight! if you dont want the answers everyone seems to give like those stupid answers that never really help, then come to me, I condone the realists approach, the ways that REALLY work :D so ask me about ANYTHING..

advice

My friend and I are starting a band, and are trying to get a record deal. The probem is she wants to be a singer. But she's really bad and I'm great{that's what everyone tells me}. And I write all the songs! How should I tell her I'm the lead singer and that I need her to play an instrument instead?

errr a band.. of two people? babe.. you might as well be a soloist.. but hey.. if two aint a crowd ;)

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i'm 13/f and i weigh 115, but i really want to lose 15 lbs. I'm not sure if it's like unhealthy because ive never used them and don't know anyone who has. I know diet pills aren't healthy and don't work, but are diet patches the same way? and how would i be able to get them, cuse i can't just ask my parents to buy me diet patches, they deffinatly wouldn't do that. and i don't want to use them if it's not compleatly safe. help please? thanks -*jeanine

you are a lazy arse bitch.. there is no miracle fat burners.. if you want to lose weight.. you have to work for it.. the faster you lose weight.. the faster you get twice as much back on.. so get off your fat arse and do some exercise ;)

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I really love this guy alot and although people think Im crazy I know its true because all I think about is him. People have told him but Ive never told him myself in person. Hes single now which is cool but if I want him to like me like a girlfriend what do i do?

I think you are an over obsessed moron! maybe you should go up to him and ask him out.. thats the only way he will like you like a girlfriend.. you idiot!

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I like this guy so much and i dont even think he knows i exist i mean like i talk to him all the time but all he ever tells me is about his girl problems and how they all piss him in off when i know deep inside me we are meant for eachother but i dont know what to do...HELP!


hes a gay? duh! open your eyes stupid!

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is 12 too young to wear thongs?

you sick bitch! why the fuck would you wanna wear a thong at 12 years of age?

ewww, thats just fucking wrong!!!

What is it with todays youth -_-

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How can you get rid of hickeys. and if you cant, how long does it usually take for them to go away?

a hickey is a bruise you dumb fuck.. it takes as long as a normal bruise.. so my advice? if you dont want people to see your hickey.. DONT GET ONE!!! for fucks sake.. what is it with todays youth -_-

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How would a girl know shes turning you on especially if you try to hide it off?.. is there a certain something that turns guys on? xxOo plz & thank yOu

You sick lil monkey you :P

and no there is no certain "thing" as long as it does not involve arses.. or other men :P unless you are a faggotino.. in which case.. you can get lost.. and go to the airport.. if you dont know the way.. ill show you!

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My heart has been broken by my best male friend
but i still love him...should i still be friends with him or wat?

dont be stupid you fucking idiot! of course you shouldnt.. he broke your heart.. would you be friends with someone who broke your arm? or killed your mom? I dont think so!

Thankee'sai

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I think about sex all the time.....but i know if it came down to doing it i wouldnt do it...I dont want to have sex but i think about it all tha time....im plannin on waitin until marriage...but wat do these thoughts mean?

um.. that your a horny fuck? maybe you should try some of these things

For girls - stuff yourself full of sharp objects (ie knives, forks, or even the occasional pepsi can)

For guys - Shove your dick in a meat grinder.. or a pickles slicer.. that should cure your thoughts :)

Thanke'sai

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Is masterbation a sin? Some people think it is, and some people think it's not. Some people think it is-- only under cirtain circumstances. Like if it's for lust, then yes it is, but if it's not for lust then it isn't..> Is it? Or isn't it?

depends on your religion i guess.. im an athiest so i dont beleive in sin.. so to me.. no.. its not a sin.. but if your agnostic (partially religios.. ie dont attend church but beleive in god/sin/miracles) or athiest then no.. its not a sin :P hope this helps

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This maybe kinda long so forgive me. I am a 17 year old female, and i'm a senior. Well when it comes to sex I am totally cool with it. But anytype of foreplay I am so nervous of. My current boyfriend has been with a few different girls and i am always worried that I won't be able to satisfy him like his other girlfriends have, i know he is very sexual and he has done a lot... and it really makes me nervous. Its so weird becuase i am cool with sex, but that kind of sucks too becuase i tend to jump to that quickly because i really don't like doing anything else. ITs not liek i have never done anything to a guy before, but its been rare and i'm always so scared. So i guess what i'm askign is like is it possible to totally suck at say giving a hand job or giving head? And what kinds of things to guys enjoy? Hope you don't mind answering... i'll rate 5 if you do!!

I guess it is possible to suck at it.. but hey.. how can you know if you dont do it.. umm.. just kinda.. ask him how he likes it.. coz like girls.. everyone is different.. some like to go deep throaght some dont.. just ask him.. or just go ahead and do it... so yeah... hope i helped.. oh.. and dont be nervous coz it makes things hard for you..

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ok...there is this guy at my school and i like him alot...my friends told me he thinks im hot and they all think he likes me...during lunch he looks at me all the time and whenever im talking to people, he'll come up and sit next to me..hes a pretty shy person, its not like he jumps all over me, but ive noticed that he stares and always tires to be next to me...the only problem is that he is already going out with someone...she doesnt go to our school, and he never talks about her..when we first met, i was talking to him and we crossed the b/f, g/f subject and he didnt say anything about his g/f. i found this out through my friend...i really like him and im not sure what to do...since your a guy, you probably know what hes thinking...HELP!!

LoL, so he is shy.. so maybe this "GF" who doesnt go to this school doesnt exist.. maybe.. he is trying to see if you are interested.. see how you act if you think he has a girlfriend.. be flirty.. give him the impression you like him.. wink at him.. smile at him... eventually he will talk to you about it.. if he doesnt.. talk to him about it!! hehe

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I recently acquired a thermonuclear missile through my contacts in the Russian black market, and intend to launch it next Tuesday when I get back from my morning classes and lectures (I always make time for fun after I've been working). I might even fire it before then if I get particularly bored by an essay or run out of cigarettes. Problem is I'm in two minds over what capital city to launch it at. The obvious choice would be Paris, of course...but then I do value originality, and Oslo is just asking for its very own mushroom cloud. Then there's Istanbul, Rome, and Toronto...all of which suck in their own very special and unique ways. And of course it would be simply hilarious to get either Hiroshima or Nagasaki again...I don't want to take this thing too seriosuly. But then I also believe in equality of distribution. Oh there are just so many factors to way up...what's a guy to do?

Hell, if I crank this thing up all the way I could give the moon a little something to think about. Or would that just be a waste of a perfectly good missile? I have to admit...I'm lost for a solution.

Help, guys?

if you blow up the moon.. the earths oceans will go beserk and destroy humanity :P 'kill tha moon kill tha moon' chant with me guys 'kill tha moon kill tha moon'

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Hello all,
What does it mean when ur Gf of 2 1/2 years makes me decide all the time, gives me options, (eg) go to my house her house or out, then when i say, choose my house she will tell me she has no way to get here, it really pisses me off, because she should know what she wants and not make things difficult. what should i think from this? i hope that makes sence, i know it probly isnt that big of a deal to you but it is to me. Thanks

she is trying to share the control with you.. it seems to me like maybe she has been to controling.. so she has decided to actually let you make some descisions to let you know you still share the control.. even if the options arent really possible..
if she has been like this from the word go? then id say she is just a wierd one :P just tell her you dont like it when she gives you choices that arent possible and she should stop :P

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some guy told me i turned him on :-P wut does that mean?

you pressed his on button? you made his brain function enabling him to do stuff until he is turned off :P

nah.. it means he thinks ur hot, and he wants to bone ya (ie, have sex with you)

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My boyfriend live 1500 miles away. Weve been together what seems like forever, but its 8 months. We're so in love, even though its been a short time we really know each other and im close with his family. But everyone is like hes cheating on you. Hes a guy... I know hes a guy but im not stupid he did do stuff before me but not much and hes not like that. Hes so against cheating and would NEVER do that. But how do I get these people off my back? Even his losker room buddies say it. And I know they wouldnt know much bc he didnt really talk to them much. He never lied to me and I could easily find out. i know where he is at all times. Hes not cheating on me. How can I convince other people?

If you truly feel in your heart that he is NOT cheating.. then just ignore them people.. they dont know jack.. serious. just ignore them and they will stop.. u no.. say like "Woteva" or "Proove it!!!" hope this helps!!

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since i am a girl, i want guys to answer this. i dont know if i should ask my crush out or not. i think that he might think that i am completely crazy and insane and will break off our friendship cuz of it. i donno if he knows that i like him but i wanna ask him out and i dunno if i should or not.

if ya dont risk anything.. you risk even more..


Go 4 it!!

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hey, im the girl that told you that you were ugly...well my life doesnt stink, my life is off the hook, well your life must be suckier then mine because your the one that was asking for advice, and i wanna know if that period thingy was fake becuase why would you ask for advice like that were people like anywhere that come to this sight can see it? jeeeeeeeeees...well u were obviously wasting your tym if you wrote that letter bout your period....

~*coryn p:s:better then you!!

NEWSFLASH!!! im a guy.. guys dont have periods... as for askin for advice.. i asked some stuff about subwoofers :S so me thinks you needs some councilin..

im better then you *22$ an hour job w00t w00t*

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16/m/tx
lol, as the subject of my question suggests, i um, have a micro touch hair trimmer, i got one for xmas cuz i thought they were cool and i got bored...so...i um, ran to the bathroom and like, trimmed my hedge so to speak? lol, it's not like bald or anything but it's cleaned up and i think it's COOL lookin :p, plus, it makes what i have look like the 8 it is, and not like a 7 :/ , lol, so what i'm asking is should i keep it short and well kept, or, grow it out and just be all natural like the chick on "without a paddle" ?? =O haha :p
xxxkylestylexxx is my advice column, there's a pic of me on there, stop by! :p
thx,
-Kyle

dont mind dover.. i once told him to get a bag or feature himself on rotten.com.. hell prob rate me a one but meh.. i was just talkin to one of my chick friends about this very same thing.. she said most girls dont mind its all depends on wat makes the guy comfortable.. if you dont want any hair.. lose it. if you want it trimmed.. trim it.. if you want it bushy.. let it grow :P good luck!!

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Ok, so like everytime I try to take a livejournal Icon from some random place it always ends up being saved as bmp. But I can't put bmp files onto my livejournal. How do I change that stupid little bmp to gif or anything else! Please help! Im 14 f thanks..you have NO idea how much it would be a huge thanks. -Adrianna

get the picture.. open it in a photo editing program.. ie PSP or Photoshop or even Paint.. go to save as then file type and chose JPEG.. then save it a vala.. its a jpeg

:)

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