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Okay well I saw someone ask about nameing a star they bought... what does that mean? how do you buy stars? thnx.

There are registries that informally name stars. They send you a fancy diploma and mark the name on a list, but the IAU(the organization that actually does name stars) doesn't recognize these names.

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I dont know which religion to go with. I dont like christianity because alot of the people around here are fake and they just pretend like they are really good. I know some of you arent going to like me for saying that, but whatever. I dont believe in god. I mean, I believe that there was a man named Jesus and he was a great guy and everything, he helped the poor, and all that. But I dont believe he was sent down from god and all that magical stuff. I just think that the best thing is to love one another and be nice and kind and tolerant. I dont believe in heaven or hell, they were both made up to scare people. And i dont understand why people say god is so forgiving, he will forgive you of your sins and whatever, but then everyone says that bad people are sent to hell. Why doesn't god forgive them?!?! So those I believe were just made up to scare people, "you wont get into heaven if you do this, youll go to hell if you do that." So basically does anyone know of a religion or faith? I just want one that is tolerant of all other religions and one that focuses more on the future than on the past. Supports the wellness of the world and its people and one thats not based all on money. Preferrably one thats liberal, democratic. Oh yeah I have already seen Buddhism and thought about that one... so anything other than that would be great!!! thank you so much, sorry its long

Take a look at http://www.religioustolerance.org/ and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_religions . In the wikipedia link, be aware that all abrahamic religions believe in a god, dharmic religions believe in the law, and taoic religions believe in the way. You don't absolutely need a religion, you can just live with whatever your outlook on life is. Don't take those "which religion is right for me" tests, and don't worry about eternal damnation.

Unitarian Universalism is a good one for people that don't believe in anything, but want the same community a religion provides.

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for english we have to write diary entries for romeo and juliet and we have to have quotes at the top of the page from different parts of the book and he said we have to use the correct format for quotes... and i don't know what that is! can anyone help?

Indent every line. Don't include "quotes". Here's an example: http://theymos.com/advicenators.html

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On youtube, i saw how people made videos, but its like a bunch of pictures - kind of like a slide show.

To do that, do i need to have a speical program of some sort or something on my computer
Or how do i do it.
xoxo

If you have windows ME or above, go to start>all programs>windows movie maker. That is what many people use.

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ok well i was doing a scan..and most of the files infected came from the cookies...how do i clean them and if i clean them...does it remove the infections? cause like every site i visited had an infection .... thank u :)

Cookies aren't much of a threat. Don't worry about them. They're tiny bits of text, and it can show advertisers which sites you go to, but it doesn't allow them to steal your personal info or ruin your computer. Every time to select "remember me" on a login form, it's saving a cookies. Th banner ads at advicenators probably leave a tracking cookie. If you want to delete them(which will log you out of every site), go to tools>internet options. If you use IE7, click delete on the general tab. If you use an earlier version, click "delete cookies". For firefox, go to tools>clear private data, make sure cookies are selected, and click "delete private data".

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Alright, I just started on Mod the Sims 2 trying to download new stuff for my game. I've never used it before, and i don't understand how to download anything! I registered, and I downloaded a recoulor thing. But when I click the download button to download a wallpaper, I don't know what file to open with. That's my main problem-what file should I open this file with and more importantly-how do I get to that file?

http://www.sims2wiki.info/wiki.php?title=Game_Help:Downloading_for_Fracking_Idiots
That's the guide on their site, you should have checked that first. Applying a mod will be hard for a novice; read their guide carefully.

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hi.

can someone find me, or give me a link, to the most rated person on advicenators? it doesn't matter what their rating is, but just how many times they've been rated.

is there a way to filter out like, the most rated when searching columnists?

No, there's no way to do that. Number of questions rated is just in this month, so it wouldn't make sense to sort by this value. You can set a minimum amount of questions answered(which usually correlates to questions rated):
http://www.advicenators.com/colview.php?answers=5000
Change answers=5000 to a different number, for the minimum amount of questions. You can see that younggrandma has answered the most questions.

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Okay so you know how on a myspace profile you can hide stuff (like comments..friends..stuff like that) ..well when you have mozilla..all you have to do is click on "no style" and you can see all of the things that are hidden.

i want to know how to block those things, even with mozilla so nobody can see anything. does anyone know how to do that? thanks.

All the code that is added to myspace to change it is Cascading Style Sheets(CSS). The browser always has the option not to use the CSS. If you look at the source code, all of the stuff that you hid is still there, just not displayed. Simple browsers like lynx, the off-by-one browser, or the GoogleBot will ignore your CSS, and display your content. Myspace doesn't allow you to actually remove the content, so there is no way to absolutely hide it.

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okay so 3 weeks ago, i hooked up with this kid, and then that night [like, 3 hours after i made out with him] he began to get the symptons of mono, and then next thing i know, hes out of school for a while.
so here is my question: do i have a risk of getting mono because he got it that night?

Yes, you could have it. Its incubation time(the time from infection to symptoms) is very long, up to a month and a half. If you start getting flu-like symptoms, go to the doctor. It's not life-threatening or anything; surely nothing to be too worried about(It's nothing like AIDS, even very different in how you can be infected). I wouldn't go to the doctor's before you get symptoms.

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i want to change my username but im not sure i can DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW ??? of should i just get a new profile and start over???

You have that ability if you buy a paid account. Or, if you have a really good reason, you can email dangernerd at dangernerd@gmail.com .

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If you push 'delete your column' on the site map will it delete it write away or will it say 'Are you sure you want to delete' or something? Supid question I know. I just was going to click on something else and I almost pushed the link to delete my column.

It tells you have have to contact dangernerd@gmail.com , there's no way to automatically delete your column any more. There used to be, which is why there are links.

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How do I go about throwing up.
I'm not bulimic but I feel sick, and it's like the stomach flu, I know that if I can just throw up I will feel better.

So is there a sure fire way to do this. I have a deep throat so using just my fingers doesn't work.
Any ideas on exactly how to do this?

The only sure-fire way of making yourself throw up is to drink Syrup of Ipecac or eat Algarot Powder. You can buy Syrup of Ipecac at most pharmacies. You can also try drinking a bunch of water, though that won't work nearly as well.

You really shouldn't try to make yourself throw up, it's not very healthy and probably won't make you feel better.

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how do you request to become a featured columnist if you meet all the requirements already? or do you just have to wait for it to happen?

You wait; the featured columnist is randomly selected from the available candidates.

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I just finished The Book Thief (about the holocaust/bombing) and it honestly changed my life. I want to do something about genocide and war, but I don't know what to do- I'm only 16.

I looked up Amnesty International, but they honestly do nothing but complain and write letters/petitions. Does anyone have any ideas for things I can do? Organizations that help places such as Darfur? I feel so helpless and I want to DO something...

Here's a list of organizations that help countries like that:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humanitarian_and_peace_organizations

Check out http://www.darfurgenocide.org/ and other results at
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You can contact your representatives(you can do that, even though you can't vote yet), and form an organization at your school.

I personally think that capitalism is the root of all these horrible problems, and you might want to research capitalism and anti-capitalism. And, while it's not an activism site, you can visit http://alllla.com , a site proposing peaceful global solutions.

If you aren't happy about the existing organizations, you can create a new one. No one cares that you're 16, you can still make changes if you grab the attention of enough people. I'd be glad to host the site of such an organization(ad-free, even).

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i have looked everywhere for this song and i can't find it anywhere. on limewire i try to download it and every source i pick doesn't work. does anyone know where i can find it?

**If my megaupload.com link didn't work, try:
http://www.pirateshare.net/?id=7791498
**
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WRH0FQ8H

I also, have the entire Abbey Road, if you'd like that.

(It took me a while to upload, so please rate.)

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Sorry, another math question!

Which is NOT equivalent to 4.75 meters?

A. 0.0475 km
B. 47.5 dm
C. 475 cm
D. 4,750 mm

THANK YOU!!

A, 0.0474km, which would be equal to 47.5 meters. It's very important your brother memorizes the metric prefix order, which is:
kilo(k)
hecto(h)
deca(da)
meter, gram, liter (base measurement)
deci(d)
centi(c)
milli(m)


(COMBO!, answered both)

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Does anyone know how to put make up in your picture on adobe photoshop like how professionals do?

Like if my lips are dull, somehow make it shiney or just make it look like i wore something on my lips using photoshop?

Use a semitransparent paintbrush in the color you want(make it semitransparent using the opacity slider). You make it look shiny by making it lighter on one side(including up or down).

I use the GIMP, not Adobe® Photoshop® Software, so I can't tell you exactly how to do this.

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I'm trying to help my younger brother that's in 5th grade (I'm in 8th) on his math homework, and I don't even know some of these answers! He needs help on 2 problems, here they are:

Which is NOT a rational number?

A. -3.95


B. -7
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5


C. 5
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0


D. 3.14



Next one:
An environmental club planted 2 trees in a park for each of its members. There were already 12 trees in the park. Let 't' represent the number or members. Which equation represents the situation?

A. 2t + 12 = 38
B. 12t + 2 = 38
C. 2t - 12 = 38
D. 12t - 2 = 38


Thank you!

First one is 5/0, because anything divided by 0 is undefined, an irrational number.

Second one is A(2t+12=38), because 2 times the number of members(represented as "t") is the number of trees planted, and 12 is the number already there.

Be sure he reads my explanations, so he knows how to do it next time.

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Not to sound goofy or anything
but are myspace bullitens real?
like ones that are like
you you will loose the one you love most and stuff.
?

Yes, God writes the myspace bulletins, so you know they are accurate. Watch out, though, he uses tricky wording to mess with you.

/sarcasm

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About what does one person make on Minimum Wage per year? (in the United States)

Federal is $5.55($11,544 per year), some states are higher. Here's a complete state list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_minimum_wages

Jobs usually pay about 50% more than the minimum wage they are required to.
Convert hourly to annually with

hourly * 8 * 5 * 48

8 is hours, 5 is days per week

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