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I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ ok i want to put a marquee with pictures in a text table but its not working and i dont know what im doing wrong. i would just put the marquee with pictures but for some reason it stays at thevery right and is so thin that you cant see the pictures. i know this is confusing but if you could help id really appreciate it
This Is a bit confusing, but I THINK I understand? The HTML code for a picture marquee would be as followed:

< marquee >< img src="URL OF PICTURE HERE" >< / marquee >


And simply go through and delete all of the EMPTY SPACES within in < and > [EXCEPT FOR THE ONE SEPARATING THE WORDS "IMG" and "SRC".



The picture you want to scroll has to have a URL code. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. if it is a picture you have on your COMPUTER, you have to go to http://www.photobucket.com and SIGN UP for a FREE account. Then "BROWSE" for a picture on your computer. Once you've found it, click "SUMBIT". Next it will PROVIDE you with a "TAG" URL, and THAT is the one you want [the "TAG" one]. Just copy that right into the comment.



If this picture is one you just found online, simply RIGHT CLICK it. Go down to "PROPERTIES", and copy it's ENTIRE "(URL) ADDRESS". Then simply PASTE that withing this code where it says "URL OF PICTURE HERE", make sense?


It's really quite easy. Hopefully you understand. :D

♥[?]♥ ok im trying to go on a diet and i was wondering wut r some good snacks for being on a diet (im a diabetic and i hav to eat snacks and im a loud to hav sugar) besides fruits and vegetables i weigh 128 lbs and i wanna lose at least 15 b4 summer is over. Plz help i need to kno quick! I rate high!
Well 128 pounds does NOT seem heavy AT ALL to me, but if you feel you MUST shed some pounds, you can find lists of healthy foods at:


-- http://www.fit4free.org/healthy%20foods%20list.htm
-- http://www.whfoods.com/foodstoc.php
-- http://bellaonline.com/articles/art1862.asp



Also, it's best to eat SEVERAL small portions a day. Say, have an apple and a piece of cheese, then two hours later... have a few crakers, and an hour later have one piece of wheat toast, and so on and so forth, ya know??? Little intakes of food like that givs your body time to digest it properly. You see how that's better than eating one or two huge meals a day... because it takes too long to catch up, and it can not burn the calories quickly enough, and then just quits, as it then turns into body fat.

Goodluck on your mission.

♥[?]♥ what are the signs of a yeast infection?
These two websites should help you out a bit:
- http://www.intelihealth.com/IH/ihtIH/WSIHW000/9339/10956.html
- http://familydoctor.org/206.xml

♥[?]♥ I'm 15 years old, 5'1, and weigh 113 pounds.
Any weight fast and easy weight loss tips?
Whoa!!! You DO NOT need to lose weight. I know this probably isn't what you wanted to hear, but you should work on keeping your weight right where it's at. And honestly, it doesn't sound like it would hurt ya to GAIN some weight, but that's up to you...

♥[?]♥ how do you get a yeast infection?
These two websites should help you out a bit:
- http://www.intelihealth.com/IH/ihtIH/WSIHW000/9339/10956.html
- http://familydoctor.org/206.xml

♥[?]♥ does anyone know of any cool xanga layout sites that i can get a layout? i want to get an evanescence layout so does anyone know where? i rate just hurry i need an answer
I'm not shore if they have Evanescence, but here are some layout sites for you:
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMPLYy_SWEET_LAYSZx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Socialite_x_lays
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=omfgeee_layoutsx3
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Pimpn_layoutz_4_u
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=DAM_lalalayoutz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=BANGxBANG_x_LAYOUTS
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=LinseysxLayoutsx
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=squirrely_4layoutz
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XxNiCe_LaYoUtZxX
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=KayKay_Layouts
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=XihavelayoutsX
- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=RomanceBOMB__Layoutz

♥[?]♥ what website can i go to to get color codes?
Gosh, there's a bunch!!
- http://webmonkey.wired.com/webmonkey/reference/color_codes/
- http://html-color-codes.com/
- http://www.immigration-usa.com/html_colors.html
- http://www.htmlgoodies.com/tutorials/colors/article.php/3478961
- http://www.computerhope.com/htmcolor.htm


Goodluck deciding on a color!! :D

♥[?]♥ if you finger yourself do you loose your virginity?
There is a piece of skin within the 'vagina', called a Hymen, or "cherry", for slang. THIS is the symbol of virginity. This skin serves no known purpose. TECHNICALLY, when the Hymen becomes intact, virginity is taken away, but that's only if you wanna get TECHNICAL, and NO ONE EVER thinks of it technically, as it is stupid. Because the Hymen can tear with the drop of a hat while doing such activities as extreme sports, horse back riding, the splits and inserting tampons, we view virginity as whether or not one has engaged in sexual intercourse, and that's that. So, no, masturbation will NOT take away your virginity..

♥[?]♥ this may sound like a really dumb question, but how do u add more posts on ur xanga?

thx.. i rate high!!
I may be a little late on this? But you simply LOG IN, and make shore you have clicked your username link at the TOP RIGHT of the page. This will allow you to see a link in the TOP CENTER of the page that says, "NEW WEBLOG ENTRY". =]

♥[?]♥ My friend weighs like 70lbs and she can't gain weight and she just turned 12!!! Is this normal? ( oh yea and she eats like a PIG)
As long as she's eating often and well, there's really nothing to worrie about. Some people simply DO have a high metabolism. And others, simply WISH they did. =]

♥[?]♥ Some of my friends are using different colors than the regular AIM colors. I asked my friend how she said it was a different program but it had all the AIM features. does anyone know what the program is? and if its free? thanks kinda weird question i know
I would assume she has Applesauce. It's the "cool" thing to have now. You can find it at:
http://www.iconcave.com/ near the bottom of the page. =]

♥[?]♥ is it wrong if you are 15 yrs old and have a 25 year old boyfriend??everyone tells me that its wrong..
Well, it *IS* illegal. While it's NOT something I would encourage, it's something I would ALSO DO, so I won't sit here and lecture. You KNOW right from wrong, and if you DIDN'T know BEFORE that this relationship was "wrong".. you've been told plenty of times here. Ultimately though.. it's YOUR decision..... just make it wisely.

♥[?]♥ Anyone know of any good websites???
I guess it just depends on your opinion of "good"


-- http://www.illwillpress/vault.html [MY FAVORITE!!]
-- http://www.xanga.com
-- http://games.yahoo.com
-- http://www.joescartoon.com
-- http://www.neopets.com
-- http://www.facebattle.com
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=SiMpLe_SwEeTqUoTeS
-- http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=xOnlyxQuotesx
-- http://www.funnyjunk.com
-- http://www.uproar.com
-- http://www.rotten.com
-- http://www.candystand.com
-- http://www.myspace.com
-- http://yourmomgoestocollege.com/
-- http://www.thespark.com
-- http://ww.quizilla.com
-- http://www.videogameflash.com/keatonworld/strawberry.html



Hopefully this is what you're looking for?

♥[?]♥ Hello
1.I am on a diet and my mom bought me these chewy wholesome granola bars. I dont know if alot of people eat them...but are bad for you?

2.How many calories and carbs should i have a day for sufficent weight loss?
Will rate 5's and send feedback:)
Thanks
I wouldn't say they're "bad", but I guess whether they're "bad" or not is decided upon which diet you happen to be following. Certain diets permit a certain intake or certain things, you see? Some diets may be low in protein, some diets may be high in carbohyrates, some diets may be low in carbohydrates. If you're not really "following" ANY particular diet, and you're simply choosing to cut back on the intake.. a granola bar won't do you any harm. As far as HOW MANY calories your body should intake a day, try checking out this website to 'calculate', so to speak:
http://inch-aweigh.com/dcn.php




I'm shore you already knew this, but providing you cut out the EXTREMELY unhealthy foods, such as WHITE bread [substitute it with wheat], cake products, ice cream, hamburgers, and soda... [if you're used to consuming A LOT of it] you can see a MAJOR difference the first two weeks, ALONE. My friend did cut out those items.. and we were both shocked to all hell at the weight loss in that time frame!




You can find lists of healthy foods at:


-- http://www.fit4free.org/healthy%20foods%20list.htm
-- http://www.whfoods.com/foodstoc.php
-- http://bellaonline.com/articles/art1862.asp



Also, it's best to eat SEVERAL small portions a day. Say, have an apple and a piece of cheese, then two hours later... have a few crakers, and an hour later have one piece of wheat toast, and so on and so forth, ya know??? Little intakes of food like that givs your body time to digest it properly. You see how that's better than eating one or two huge meals a day... because it takes too long to catch up, and it can not burn the calories quickly enough, and then just quits, as it then turns into body fat.

Goodluck on your mission though! =]

♥[?]♥ who sings the song that goes like :

cuz i got one hand in my pocket..


and what is the name of the song?
The song is called "HAND IN MY POCKET", and it is performed by ALANIS MORISSETTE. It's off her 1995 ablum, entitled, "JAGGED LITTLE PILL".




LYRICS can be found at:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/alanismorissette/handinmypocket.html




SONG can be heard at:
http://a425.v8384d.c8384.g.vm.akamaistream.net/7/426/8384/3b858b51/mtvrdstr.download.akamai.com/8512/wmp/2/77/92_1_4_05.asf



VIDEO can be seen at:
http://search.music.yahoo.com/search/?m=all&p=alanis+morissette

♥[?]♥ a boy at my school likes me and i dont like him and hes like stooking me hes at my looker and in my class i keep telling him to leave me alone and he still calls and i dont even now where he got my number and my boyfriend thinks im cheeting on him with him i keep telling him im not but he doesnt belive me by a boy stocking me its ruining my reltionship and i love him what should i do
Wow! I'd straight up bitch slap that fucker! That's just crazy!!! I know you might now want to make a big fuss over it, but if you've made it perfectly clear to him that he needs to keep his distance, and he does not.. I should file a restraining order. It seems extreme, but it may be just what the doctor ordered..

♥[?]♥ is anyone else here sick of the people who will say they'll rate and they don't.. or the ones who are to lazy to find a song title on google.. god it's annoying! if you agree answer i'll rate ; ) haha for real though
I definitely know whatcha mean, and Advicenators gets countless amounts of those ridiculous questions asked by lazy asses alllll the time..

♥[?]♥ k so me nd my boyfriend hav been goin out for almost 4 months. but then thing is, whenever we would just run into eachother, he ignores me.. like doesnt even say hi. nd its not like i dont like him .. i like him sooooo much! but he doesnt treat me right.. ur prolly sitting there thinking, "shes crazy.. her boyfriend doesnt treat her right?! she should dump that jerk" but i cant do that.. ive liked him since november nd i was like in heaven when he asked me out. but he doesnt call nd im always the one sayin "hey you wanna hang out?" but i kno he likes me.. cuz we had talkes about this kinda stuff.. 3 times nd he askes me wut i want him to do to change. but i dont wanna change him.. like tell him how to change, i want him to do it all on his own. but hes shy around me. he said he always gets that way around girls he really likes. so i guess wut i really need help with is how to make him not shy .. or b more comfortable around me..
Uhm, honestly... I really don't know. And I know this might seem like a lame and obvious answer, but you have to talk to him about this. I know you said you have a little bit, but you obviously didn't take it deep enough, or else the problem would be solved. It doesn't seem like there's much for you TO DO in the means of trying to make him more comfortable. Just make shore you extend plenty of invitations, and can provide a calm environment for him on most occassions. Do you guys ever do things alone, just the two of you? I highly suggest doing this as much as possible, to get him to open up as much as he can. Relationships are supposed to develop and blossom over time, otherwise, they are simply pointless. And your relationship with him is obviously going nowhere. I say that if he's STILL uncomfortable around you after 4 months, something is up. Perhaps he doesn't MEAN to act this way, but if he IS.. you have to be able to dig deep down until you reach it's source ya know??


Hopefully this was of SOME use to you. I hope things turn out as you'd like to see. =] ♥

♥[?]♥ i dont know what this goes under but .. my birthday is coming up soon and i want to do something FUN ! (( its my 13 b-day )) I dont have a bunch of money so you know i cant do any thing like expencive ((sp)) .. do you have ANY ideas ?????
Hmm. Movies? Park? Bowling? Zoo? Laserquest? Or keep it at home?? You could RENT some movies, pig out on junk food, do make overs, camp out in the backyard, go swimming [if you have a pool, that is] put on a fashion show, sing karaoke, play group games.. such as Twister and Trivia Pursuit. What you could do is make it a themed party. Such as, a mini rave [minus the drugs ;D] Or make it like a little ballroom dance kinda thing? Or how about a laua?? Also, you neglected to state ABOUT how many people will be present, so I'm not EXACTLY shore what to run on here. HoweveR, if there's only going to be a few people in attendance, how about going to a resort spa for a few hours? I'm not quite shore on the price of this one, but could get your finger nails and toe nails done, get soothing facials, a tan, receive a foot and body massage and so on. I'm shore that would be GREAT fun!! Might be a bit pricey, but if you keep you number of guests to a minimum perhaps you might be able to work things out. After all, it IS your 13th birthday!! That's a big occassion that only comes around ONCE in a LIFETIME! Just be creative and be open, I'm shore things will turn out great!!
♥ Mackenzie!!!! ♥

♥[?]♥ my boyfriend goes camping alot with his family ive been dating him for 4 months now and this is the second time that one of his trips just happened to involve his ex hes always saying how much he hates her and how he wants me to go but i cant because my parents wont let me the thing is i never can tell if hes going to break the trust we have i know he loves me and i love him but his ex always gets in the way how can i tell whats going on? thanks in advance
You really won't know until you ask him. You can ASSUME you know. You can choose to BELIEVE any rumors you MIGHT hear, but the truth is.. you'll never know what exactly occurred [if anything?] unless it's coming straight from him. And of course he can easily lie to you, OF COURSE he can. That's what love and relationships are all about.. trust. It's all one big leap of faith. You give your heart to someone, hoping they will remain true to you, just as you do to them. If you wanna know.. you have to ask.. =]


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