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Here is a few:
http://www.tinypic.com
http://www.villagephotos.com
http://www.imageshack.us
http://www.ripway.com
http://www.photobucket.com
http://www.smugmug.com
http://briefcase.yahoo.com
http://www.picturetrails.com

♥[?]♥ Is it wierd to call a guy babe? cause i was talking to him online(nd we were flirting, he's really hot and i plan on hooking up with him), and he was like, g2g love you, and i didnt know what to say so i was like, ttyl babe.

is that wierd?

There are a bundle of terms of endearment out there, so there's no need to expect that each and every one of them will be comfortable for you. Personally, "Babe" isn't one I choose to use. It just doesn't jive well with me. But if "Babe" doesn't suit you, you might consider making a cute name up for him.
Or if all else fails, skim this website for ideas: http://www.yaelf.com/toe.shtml

♥[?]♥ i'm starting to get love handles, is there any way i could possibily get rid of them?

These websites look promising:
- http://www.bodybuildingforyou.com/articles-submit/karen-sessions/love-handles.html
- http://www.flat-stomach-exercises.com/love-handles.html
- http://www.thedietchannel.com/
- http://www.wikihow.com/Diet-Without-the-Myth-of-Fat-Burning-Foods

♥[?]♥ alright so i'm a 17 year old guy and i've always wondered if i'm small or normal size or what, its 4 and a half inches soft

My kind of man. ;)

♥[?]♥ whats some good long lasting, fairly cheap. eyeliner?

i want it to last the entire school day and come in black.

links would be greatly appreciated.
or stores where to buyyyy.

I think the two best brands of eye liner out there are Meryl Norman and Beautique. Meryl Norman, which to my knowledge can only be purchased at The Meryl Norman Cosmetic Studios (often found in malls), is pricey. It typically runs about $8.50 - $15.00, but it really is good stuff. It glides on with ease, and it stays on all day. And if that price is a little bit more than what you're looking to spend, I suggest Beautique - which is actually my perfernece. Thing is, I've only seen Beautique at Sally's. I guess the good news is that it's only .99 cents. And trust me, I wouldn't buy crap make up, so do not let this dollar price throw you off. You'd be cheating yourself out of something really special. Beautique is easily applied, and you will have many hours of perfect wear - all free of smudging. I probably could not promote this item enough; as I am very satisfied with it's results. And if you still have doubts... for only .99 cents.. it's worth a shot. :)

♥[?]♥ Can someone gimme some soccer tips on :
defending
attacking
getting the ball of someone
goal keeping (need heaps of info on this)
passing
stopping the ball
crossing (kicking with a slight turn in the air)
kicking
preventing oposing players from getting the ball

ALL INFORMATION IS NEEDED ASAP PLEEAASSEE!

Something like this seems as if some reading would be beneficial. Try these links.
- http://www.soccerpracticebooks.com/
- http://www.scoresports.com/tips/default.asp
- http://www.soccer-training-info.com/soccer_tips.asp
- http://users.erols.com/soccertip/
- http://www.soccerhelp.com/
- http://www.calstatela.edu/faculty/dfrankl/soccer/soccer01.htm

Public, online forums are a really good place to communicate to others with similiar interests.
- http://forums.soccerfansnetwork.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=7
- http://www.forum.soccerstat.net/

Hope those help. :)

♥[?]♥ okay.. well i really like this guy & i'm really looking for his sn.

1.) is there a database of evvveryone's sn?! like i know you can go to my aim - find a buddy - yaadaa but like is there a website of some sort

2.) if i just flat out asked, "does anyone from ____, ____, USA know ___ ___________'s screen name from ______ middle / high school," would i get banned / would my question get deleted?

thanks!

While Advicenators offers a Search page (http://www.advicenators.com/csearch.php), the option of searching by screen name is nonexistant. The best thing I could suggest to you would be typing in any personal facts you may know about them (such as their screen name, high school or real name) under "Bio keyword" and seeing what you come up with.

As for your second question. I'm not sure if it would necessarily be removed from the site by a higher moderator, but it would be rated down and automatically removed fairly quickly. And as someone below me said, the odds would be slim to none, anyhow.

♥[?]♥ Are there any age requirements to buy Midol? I know I could just ask someone just in case, but if I'm already out and shopping I might as well pick it if I'm able.

Definitely not. It's available at Wal-Mart, grocery stores, Walgreens, and so on. http://www.walgreens.com/search/search_results.jsp?_dyncharset=ASCII&term=midol&x=0&y=0

♥[?]♥ i just heard a song on the radio and i dont know wut its called it goes something like..... we didnt use protection and now she pregant and really big srry i know that doesnt help much but thnx neway luv ya

Right, I looked all over Google, but I've come up with nothing. Sorry. :/

♥[?]♥ ok well does anyone know how to delete a blog comment that i left on a friends myspace? i decided i dont like that comment so much. and i want to delete it. thanx guys

Unfortunately, you can only delete Blog comments that are on your personal Blog only. You can not remove existing Blog comments that you posted on somebody else's page. :/

♥[?]♥ Is there anyway to see who asked you a question in your inbox?

If they said something inappropiate or rude, is there some way to report them?

Thanks

Yes. You would file an Abuse Report for such a thing. If this has happened to you, be sure to do something about it. http://www.advicenators.com/abuse.php

♥[?]♥ I get really bored online. I need something to do, to keep me entertained.
What are some online fun things I can do?
Sites? Games?

I already do myspace. lol.

Thanks!

http://www.candystand.com has a trillion download-free games. :)

♥[?]♥ what day is it this year?

Thursday, April 26th, 2007.
http://childcare.about.com/od/hottopicsinchildcare/tp/childtowork.htm

♥[?]♥ I'm 16 years old, and my parents won't allow me to get my license until I get a job. So I was wondering does Targets higher 16 year olds?

I know of two Target employees in Texas and Arizona who are 16, so I would assume they hire 16 year old applicants, yes. Now, I searched http://www.target.com up and down for information on an accepted age range, but I found nothing confirming or denying hiring minors. If you have any further questions, I suggest you give your chosen Target store a call and ask them.

♥[?]♥ what day this year is the National Day of Silence (for gay pride)?

April 18th, 2007.
http://www.prideandjoyfamilies.org/

♥[?]♥ who said "Sometimes you must be cruel to be kind."

Tough one. Google says it's just "an English Proverb on Kindness".

♥[?]♥ how can i sharpen up my flirting skills??...how can i flirt more but not look desprete??..wat are some flirting tips??

There are soo many ways to "flirt". I looked online for you, and came up with a couple websites that should keep you entertained:
- http://www.romantic-lyrics.com/flirtideafrs.shtml
- http://www.flirtzone.com/tips.htm
- http://www.adze.com/couples/love/flirting.html
- http://www.links2love.com/teens_flirting.htm
- http://www.ivillage.co.uk/relationships/dating/men/articles/0,,139_602486,00.html

♥[?]♥ ok...i heard that sex hurts yet feels good..does it?

Look at it this way: if sex weren't pleasurable, people wouldn't do it.

♥[?]♥ is this the same thing as douching? i wash the outside of my vagina with body wash and then ill put some on 2 of my fingers and ill slide them in and out of my vagina to clean it. then i take out my fingers, rinse them off and then keep putting my fingers back inside of my vagina until i dont see anymore soap coming out on my fingers. it it ok to clean your vagina like that?

Of course. :)

♥[?]♥ how do i change my password for my screen name for aim????

On your Buddy List, click on
-My AIM
-Edit Options
-Change Password.
:)

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