It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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ok so first off i'm an 18 year old guy. i've been in a relationship with my dream girl for now 7 1/2 months. she's 17. she's the first girlfriend that i've ever had. before me she dated a guy for 7 months, they broke up about a year and a 1/2 ago, but that was pretty much it for her. we're both deeply in love with each other. before her i was depressed and miserable but she changed all that and since we've been together i'm happier than i ever could've imagined. i know that she's really happy with me too. so basically we can't get enough of each other. something that has really been getting to me lately is the issue of sex. in 7 1/2 months we haven't done anything sexual at all, no blowjobs, no handjobs or anything like that. i kind of thought that was a good thing for the first couple months because we were able to make something great together without sex or anything but lately it's been getting to me. i'm really sexually attracted to her and it's just driving me crazy. i know that she's strongly attracted to me too, she's said so and i'm exactly her type. we've both sent each other alot of nude pictures and there was no big deal about it. i feel completely comfortable sending them to her and she feels the same. we do touch each other alot, not sexually however. for example, sometimes we'll just lay on her bed for 4 hours snuggling up with each other really tight just talking about how much we love each other and stuff. we have this thing where we tickle each other alot. we tickle bare skin like the stomach, back, and she likes tickling my "man boobs". she also likes giving me wedgies. she's jokingly admitted that the whole wedgy thing is just an excuse to touch my ass. lately all that touching stuff has intensified. i get the feeling that i really need to do something. i know that alot of the time sex is bad for young couples but its been 7 1/2 months and we've made such a solid foundation already without it. i don't really want to go into like real sex until maybe prom night, which is in 2 months. i want our first time to be special and romantic. i do want to do some of the other stuff though. i want to go down on her so badly because i feel like she deserves it and i want to make her feel good. i don't even want a blowjob or anything else all that badly because i just want to make her feel good. she has told me that her ex went down on her while they were dating but she never had sex with him, she's still a virgin like me. it's embarassing to say but i know how to do all of the stuff because i looked it up online. there are alot of times when we have the opportunity to do stuff, both our parents work alot. i really don't know how to even get into that situation. people have said to just kind of "explore" while we're making out and go from there. i'm kind of an awkward kid and i'm somewhat unconfident and very scared of failure even though i've gotten all the info i need from websites and friends, both male and female. so if anyone could help me out i would much appreciate it. i know i probably sound weird but i'm just really confused about the whole thing. (link)
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I have to say, before anything else, what a nice guy you truly sound like. There's nothing wrong with being awkward, there's nothing wrong with waiting, and there's certainly nothing wrong with doing research to have an idea of what's going on. Now, after that, I'd have to say make yourself comfortable, because this might take a minute. [:
As I was reading through this, I immediately had flash backs to my first time "exploring" with my boyfriend. First things first! Talk to her. If you feel so intensely about something, and you think she does too, actually communicating about it will get the ball rolling! Two months is [in my opinion] plenty of time to get yourselves aquainted with each other, for prom night.
After talking about it with her, and you actually want to DO something, take it slow. When you're making out, slide your hands up the sides of her shirt and just hold her, firmly and securely, not too tight or loose. Lean back from the kiss and just smile at her and tell her you love her, then make out some more.
I can [enough, atleast] understand what you mean about going down on her. It was a really big thing for my boyfriend because he felt the same way about me. Tell her what all you want to do to her/for her, and why. When you're in bed cuddling for hours on end, try something then!
Ask her permission, and unbutton the top button of her pants. If she objects then, STOP. If she doesn't object, pull down the zipper. Slide her pants slowly down her hips and off, dropping them on the floor. If she looks or says she feels awkward, stop what you're doing to reassure her that she's beautiful, and you'll stop whenever she says so.
Then, if you dare continue, hook your fingers into the sides of her panties and get her to help you ease them off. Pause again to make sure she's alright, then continue. I would suggest fingering her [start with one finger, because she's probably rather tight, and eventually you two will work your way up to more fingers]
That should get you started, I hope. If you have anymore questions, feel completely free to ask. [:
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well me and my ex have been broken up for months now and at first it was nothing and then i sarted getting obssed with him and then i got really angry with him like i would always say man i ahte him and i would talk to his friends bad about him. or ill text him out of now were making up something to see i he would talk to and when i go to his myspace i see his ex third on is top and it makes me very very angry so i deleted him becuase last time i deleted him he added me back but not this time so im gettting very very mad.
then i see him at school and he use to say hi to me but i just ignored him and walked on by. now we dont even talk and i regret what i did to him like ignore him when he said hi to me and all that how do i get back with him? or at least get him to get my attention? what do i do to come down the ex? i just want to talk to him i miss him and i know he is the one for me i just know it i dont anybody else and its not ike i cant just go up to him and talk to him now. any advice? (link)
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My advice is to get over him and yourself. I'm not trying to sound sarcastic or rude, but really. You lost your right to have imput in his life when you two broke up and then you acted as if you wanted nothing to do with him. Apologizing works sometimes, but you're so obsessed with him right now it would probably just weird him out. Everybody needs space. Give him, his.
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i dont want to buy one but how can i make a shirt myself that is like tight at the bottom and loose at the top?
kindof like these:
http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/product.jsp?categoryId=176&subCategoryId=215&productId=10085
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http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/product.jsp?categoryId=176&subCategoryId=215&productId=10083
Thanks:) (link)
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You just move your alter your seam. I'm assuming you have some sewing knowledge, if you want to attempt this task. To make something smaller or more fitted, measure and pin where how you want it and turn it inside out, then sew on the left [if you're sewing on the right side of the shirt] or on the right [if you're sewing on the left side of the shirt]. YOU WILL BE SEWING ON WHICHEVER SIDE IS CLOSEST TO THE MIDDLE. Then take out your pins and turn it to the right side and try on.
++You might want to baste it first, as to get a clear idea of what it will look like, without having to rip out the seam (which takes forever if you have small stitches).
Good luck [:
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What does it mean to give someone a head or something like that!??!?
Mmkay.. thanks! (link)
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It means to give someone oral sex. [Either eating a girl out, or giving a guy a blow job.]
Simple as that. [:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=head
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I get close to an orgasm and my legs start to shake and it is so overwleming and I have to stop cuz I start to go crazy and seem like I just can't get enough...what should I do...any ideas?
Thanks(: (link)
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You get close to an orgasm and then you stop;; what should you do?
...You should go ahead and have an orgasm?
If you "just can't get enough" keep going for another orgasm until the desire goes away or calms down?
Advicenators can't go into detail about sex things, though, so sorry about that.
try www.solotouch.com for ideas?
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so yesterday on trl, the jonas brothers were number 10, but they had the most video views and highest voting.
then mtv put the comments for the video at -30,000 which isnt even possible
so all of the jonas brothers fans went to MTV at 9pm and commented like crazy and got the comments up to 7,500 but now they are going down again!
how is this possible? (link)
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Ask MTV, not us. :]
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hi:D
can you guyz pleaase give me a list of your top
favorite songz?i need new good songs really badly!i luv everything*except for country*
and i luv especially ROCK^_^ so plz tell me what i can download^_^
thanks:Dill rate all^_^ (link)
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My favorite songs?
Coin Operated Boy by the Dresden Dolls
True Affection by The Blow
Sister Golden Hair by America
Thank You by Chronic Future
Nowhere Fast by Head Automatica
Sexy Can I by Ray J
Love in This Club by Usher
Bye Bye Baby by OKGO
Karma Police by Radiohead
Anyone Else But You by The Moldy Peaches
That's about it, lately.
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Ok lets start with the other day. I broke up with my bf for a while and he's going insaine. So he promises me that he'll wait for me. I truthfuly have no problem with him going out with someone else. But he promise he wouldn't cause he loves me to much. Then the night before last, he calls my bestfriend and asks her out!!! She's mad, and im mad at him. Should we be mad, and if so, what can we do about it? (link)
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You and your boyfriend broke up. If you have no problem with him going out with someone else... why are you mad that he asked her out? If you're broken up, promises made during your relationship don't count anymore. Neither one of you have anything to be mad about. If you broke up with him, you don't like him anymore...which means you both should get over it.
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i heard there's like an airbrush spray 4 legs
where can i get sum
does it rub off when i sit or sumtin (link)
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They sell spray on tanner at anywhere you can buy cosmetics. Walmart, Walgreens, Publix, Albertsons, Target, anywhere like that.
If applied properly and given the time to dry, it won't rub off. Some tanners say you have to rub it in after spraying [be sure to wash your hands so they dont get orange!] and some merely just need to touch skin. Be sure to read your directions.
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Okay so i have gone out with alot of guys but none are really worthy of kissing. I have had my first kiss but not a makeout. I am scared. I dont no how to do it. How do i do a good makeout. People tell me it just happens but howwwwwww ahhhhh (link)
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My boyfriends a foot and an inch taller than me, so usually when I want to kiss him, I slide my hand around his neck and pull him down to my level, or I lace my fingers through his hair and pull him down.
Don't rush it, there's no hurry for anything. There's nothing to be scared of, everyone's nervous for a while. There's no right or wrong way to make out, just what your partner likes more or less. You probably won't believe me when I say this, but it really and truly does come naturally and you just kind of..explore each other.
http://www.links2love.com/teens_kissing.htm
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ok so like 3 months ago my family and i started going to this new Christian church and well we liked it. there's this guy and he's very nice and sweet I think I might like him but Im not sure if its right because i met him at church..besides my dad wouldnt approve b/c im 17 and he's 22. Should I forget about him? or should I go for it? if yea How?? (link)
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with dating within church. In fact, it should be encouraged, if you're a religious person; that way you can have one of the most important things in your life, in common.
That age difference isn't horrible, and your dad doesn't have to be all over it the first second you ever talk to this boy. Hang out with him in a group of other church kids for a while, maybe invite him and a couple other people over to your house, or to go hang out somewhere. Once your dad gets used to seeing you two around each other, start casually mentioning how much fun he is. Your dad will think he kinda has an idea of what this kid is all about, and is less likely to disapprove.
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okay. well im in 8th grade and about to move into high school soon...
im like mad crazy for this guy in my class. were pretty good friends.. i mean liek i talk to him in all[but not recently] && i can imagine us being together.
but well he got accepted into this IB program. and i didnt.. so we wont have ANY classes together or even see him probably in high school. cause i've heard that IB people get a totally different schedule.
anywayz... wel i really wanna go to the school he's going[all me friedns is too] & i dont wanna lose some of my closest friends & the guy i totaly love.
but i wanna go to a different highschool. because it gives me better education[since i wasnt accepted into IB -.- ugh. loll] i feel pathetic.
but that highschool is a really nice looky and good school. i wanna go but i dont wanna go. >_<
i dont wanna loose everything..
i got a short time to make up my mind because my decisions would have to be decided before summer so my mom would kno where to move.
& it seems like an impossible choice.
losing everyone or start over with new friends[& go0d education] (link)
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You can't replace a good education. Boys will come and go (especially in high school) but knowledge won't. Keep in touch with the friends you have now, and make new ones at your new school. It'll be fine.
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but i had a dream about a month ago that i was pregnant so i started to believe it. and also i wanted to get pregnant..and in psychology i learned that this woman did that and she started to retain water and she got bigger and gained weight and whatnot. and then nine months later her water broke. but nothing came out. because she wasnt pregnant. and that happened to me. and now its happened again. i got rid of it last time because i got drunk off my ass and then threw up like 14 times. and i dont know how to get rid of it now. im calling it my "psychological fetus". but i dont drink anymore. so what do i do?? (link)
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Um.. go to therapy? Talk to your doctor? I've never heard of that happening.
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i got drunk at a party
did really stupid stuff
people are really pissed at me and im scared to go to skool
i go to a public school which makes it even worse because thers like 100 kids per grade
im a mere freshman and it was a senior party and im so embarres and i did terriable stuff and im scared to go to skool (link)
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First of all, if you're a freshman in high school, you shouldn't have been drinking. The fact that "everyone" was probably doing it, it's still illegal because you're underage. That was problem number one.
Secondly, get over it. You have to go to school. You can't just not go to school cause something embarrasing happened. Play it off and chances everyone else will too. If they don't, tell them that you were too wasted to know what was going on and you should really learn how to hold your liquor better.
Then how about you stop drinking underage, hm? That might help you out in the future.
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hello,
i am 14 years old.
okay, well my boyfriend broke up with me because he liked my best friend, but she does not like him. she likes my ex boyfriends best friend. but now my ex is being really mean to me and my best friend. he is saying things that are not that nice. what should i do?
-Strawberry (link)
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Ignore him. If he starts harassing you, tell a teacher, principal, relative, parent, or big mean friend, to protect you.
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I like a lot of old (not that old) music and a lot of my friends like all the good stuff (to tham) and it's like rap and everything i like rap but not the rap now and i think i will be unpopular if i don't like the music now what do i do?
(link)
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You think people will make fun of your music taste? Don't change your taste, in that case, change your friends. Besides, who cares about being unpopular?
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so i like this guy.
he's been my friend for over a year now.
and we've been hanging out and talking a lot recently.
i kind of like him.
and i think he might like me.
how can you tell if someone likes you?
i know how annoying that question is, but yeah.
i want to tell him i like him.
but whats the best way to do so without ruining a friendship? (link)
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http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=526205
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http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=408439
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=506340
Alright, I think you get the point. You aren't alone in not understanding boys.
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My boyfriend and I have been together for a year, and lately we've been going through a hard time. I thought I could trust him, but like I have issues with sites like myspace and facebook and stuff like that because of things that have happened in the past. But like he was having a hard time of having his friends know about me so I asked him if he would change his status on facebook to in a relationship. After a while of trying to convince him, he finally did. That was a few months ago though and the other day I looked on his facebook and it said single... I feel like he's maybe trying to tell other girls that he's free and stuff but I don't know. And like I also asked him if he wouldn't use it that much anymore and the last week I had a feeling he was using it still, and I asked him if he was using it and he lied straight to my face and said no. But then tonight I wanted to see if it was true and it wasn't... he was on it..and like I don't know. I'm in love with him, but like... I can't trust him online.. (link)
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Wait, how old are you again? You don't have a right to tell him not to use his myspace or facebook. It's not illegal, so you either need to grow up and realize that people just irk you sometimes, or you need a little bit of FAITH in your man.
"And like I also asked him if he wouldn't use it that much anymore and the last week I had a feeling he was using it still, and I asked him if he was using it and he lied straight to my face and said no."
If YOU DON'T KNOW that doesn't mean he's LYING. Get that straight.
"But then tonight I wanted to see if it was true and it wasn't... he was on it..and like I don't know."
How exactly, do you know he was on it? Did you have a polaroid of him? And besides, if you asked him
"-And like I also asked him if he wouldn't use it that much anymore"
(Not only is that the most insecure and stupidest thing I've heard all week so far) THAT MUCH means sometimes is okay with you. Get over it. You aren't his mother and you aren't his wife.
Trust him, get over yourself, or move on.
[I'll enjoy your twelve year old smartass remark in my feedback when you rate me low, too. Have a lovely day, sweetheart.]
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I have been dating my bf, Travis, for almost two weeks and things are great! Well except for the part where my best friend, Johnny, is incredibly hot and I really like him. He is really nice and I think he may like me, I have been looking for the signs though. Johnny always hugs me and has kinda been there for when I need someone to be there, or when Travis isn't. He is incredibly hot, and despite the fact that all my friends say that he is untouchable because all the girls love him, I think I might have a chance with him. Travis is also really nice and he makes me laugh a lot. But he is a bit immature and that does bother me, plus, he doesn't really...seem committed to the whole relationship. He hugs and kisses and all, but I really don't feel much of a connection. What should I do? I really like both of them, and I can't date them both. And people say that I make a good couple with Johnny but then things are going well with Travis. What should I do? (link)
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You're with somebody. Whatever you do, END it with someone before you START with someone else. No one on this site can judge your relationship with either boy better than you can, end of story.
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Alright, so a few months ago I met my favourite celebrities for the third time, and now we're sort of acquitances. Definitely not friends, but we're on first name basis and one of them is on my MySpace.
ANYWAY, as a joke I got one of the guys to pose with me to kiss me on the cheek, and then him to kiss me on the cheek in front of 10 journalists.
The journalists just laughed it off, knowing it was a joke. But my school...hm...
My locker got broken into not too long ago, and someone handed in my school diary to the office. It's covered in pictures of me and that celebrity, most of them are innocent (Just smiling and waving to the camera) there's another joke one of him hugging me like a pedo.
My school counsellor rung not too long ago, and told me to ring back asap because of this 'problem' because she thinks I'm going out with him? He's 30, so if we were it's not legal. BUT WE'RE NOT GOING OUT, HE HAS A WIFE!!!!!!! No one else thinks we're going out, I mean if a bunch of hungry journalists who hate him can laugh at it, why is she being so serious?
Anyway, I haven't called back yet and I don't think I will but on Monday she'll call me into her office about it. What do I say?
I know he can't get into trouble, because we've only met a few times and he doesn't even live in the same state, but I'm scared it will somehow get back to him, and he'll think I've been telling people we are going out or something. (link)
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That's retarded. Tell them that. Tell them that it's every girl's dream to meet somebody famous, and absolutely nothing came from it. It's none of their business, and they should be discussing with you how someone broke into your locker, not how you got lucky and got to meet somebody. There are bigger fish to fry, and they're making WAYYY too much of this.
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