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Okay I want to be gothic and my mom wont buy me anything gothic ... or let me be who I am !!

I am only 13 so therefore I cant buy anything because I dont have a job .. and me and my parents dont get along so please quit saying the same advice you give to everyone else

"talk to your parents .. hope I helped"

NO YOU DIDNT HELP

so please think about it

Hahahahah! 'I want to be gothic' how lame.

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I weigh only around 70 and i'm 13 but i have big legs and i'm skinny but sometimes it looks like i'm kinda fat and i really want to be a model becuase i got an offer but i want to lose some of the fat on my legs and stuff, but i only 70 pounds so could it be dangerous? please help me i'll rate 5's for good answers

You should just work out. Such as run because that will work out your legs.

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My best friends friend who i meet on AIM, is now my boyfriend...i havent met him yet but we say i love you and stuff. I'm not sure if i really want to break up with him but i dont want to have my first kiss with him. I mean he's nice but not cute, and i dont know if i should tell him i dont want to kiss him becuase he said he really wanted to,can anyone help me?

You just shouldn't have been lame enough in the first place to date someone online who you've never meet.

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i wanna make my myspace pretty. so can someone give me like two really good colors that blend really good and it would be really pretty! thanks so much!

If you have livejournal you can join this really good community for myspace layouts that are really cute. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=myspace_archive

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Hi i was just wondering dus any1 know of any sites that tell you how to get from a certain place to another place by bus or train? cos all i can find is driving directions but i dont have a car

or if you cant find any then could sum1 tell me how to get from barking station to Harwich please

I'm surprised you even found driving directions spelling like that.

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OK...sometimes i just hate my family soo much....every single thing i do (even if its the right thing or im not doing anything) is bad....i ahte it i mean right now my sister is crying (she older than me) because i wouldn't let her be a character in a video game because i was already that character...i mean big whoop....i dont kno wut to do....plz help...i rate high unless you give me answers like "i dont kno" or "y would i care"...:-P

Oh my gosh. Your sister is older than you and is crying over a video game. If I were you I would punch her in the face. I'm not even kidding.

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the gurl really likes me put i dont like goin places with my best friend which is her cuzin and her we are gonnna prob go out wen the summer ends because she doesnt want a boy friend in the summer.i dont like goin wit my friend and my almost gurl friend because i cant be myself wit him around and she noes that. i dont want my almost girl friend goin out wit any guys i dont noe aboutu no so help me out if u could thanxs i need help bad i dont no wat to do

Holy shit. Are you mentaly fucking retarted, or do you always talk/write like that? Have you ever heard of reading over something so it makes since?

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Fellow atheists: I have a friend who is a militant Christian, meaning, she thinks it's her job to convert everyone who isn't Christian into one, including me. She knows I'm atheist, but it really bothers me when she tells me that I'm going to hell for not believing in Christian ways. I've told her many times that I don't believe in a god, afterlife, or book of worship. Yet, she still has the nerve to constantly bring up "god" and how I NEED to be a Christian. Other than that, she's cool. Are there any ideas on how to get through to her that I really don't want her help when it comes to religion? I'm going to snap if she comments to me one more time.

I hate people like that. I've known so many of them. But anyways. Sadly I don't think there is a way to make them stop trying to convert people. But I guess you could just tell her that its messing up your friendship. Alot of people will change if it means losing a friend.

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ok, well, my bf's friend asked me if i would make out with my bf and i said i would. you see my bf had never made out with anyone before. so when we went to the movies with him and our friends something happend. all the guys were calling him a wuss bc he has never made out before and stuff. so anyway in the middle of the movie he turns to me and says "look, i love you but i dont want to mess anything up so can i kiss you?" and i was like...um...yea ok. so he was like.."lets do it then". i felt REALLY werid. so then everyone came and sat by us so we kinda stoped talking or doing anything. so then about...i would say 10 mins past and he said "ok, i know this is gonna be akward but im sorry". so out of no where he starts to make out with me. and im not saying it was bad but it felt werid. so after 3 seconds i pulled back and said "this feels weird". and he said sorry and stoped talking. so now i feel bad. i mean, i want him to kiss me bc he wants to and bc he likes me. not bc his buddies are making fun of him! so the question is...should i tell him why i pulled away? and was it bad for me to pull away? sould i say sorry? im so confused so I BEG OF YOU! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help me!!!!!!! theres some 5's involed : ).

It wasn't bad of you to pull away. Like you said it was weird and you shouldn't have to be put into a situation that makes you feel weird. But yes you should really tell him why you pulled alway and why it was weird. You shouldn't have to say your sorry, because it wasn't your fault, its his friends fault.

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ne ideas on how to tell a guy tyou like him, or how to ask him out somewhere where moeny aint exactly amazing?

Guys really like girls who can spell and who use proper grammar.

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I didn't know where to put this, so i just clicked a random category...

My friend came over here last night and she called some people that we met off the internet. It was after 9 so it was free, but I was wondering...it was with Cingular just FYI...but since it was free, would it still show up on my detailed billing? My parents are the kind that don't like me talking to people that I meet off of the internet, so if they found out that they had my PHONE NUMBER they would freak...I mean I wasn't the one talking, but yeah...anyways...does it show up on the bill even though it was free?

You should listen to your parents and not talk to people off the internet. You think 'oh big deal they just have my phone number' well you can get someones address from just a phone number. You have no clue as to who the people you are talking to are really who they say they are so why take the chance?

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Well me and my friend our boered. WE usually tan outside but its cloudy today. Anybody have any ideas on what we could doo?

You can still tan, because the sun's rays that give you a tan can go through the clouds.

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I've been working out a lot for sports, and now I have so much muscle. I used to be really skinny, but now my abs push out my stomach even more, and my thighs are huge. How do you get rid of muscle without not eating?

Stop working out.

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When should you start visiting colleges and looking at them?

When your a junior.

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i got a probably wit my hermones and the doctor told me that my problem is that they produce too much many eggs at a time.. this problem make me break out all the time more each time.. but my question is since i produce a lot of eggs does that mean i can get pregnant faster and that i have to use MORE protection then usually??

Yes you can get pregnant faster.

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... I'm 14, and my boobs aren't that big.. they are 36 B's... which is Alright i guess, but the problem is, I've seen other girls boobs, and my nipples are really big... their's arent!...
I feel so weird, and recently at the beach, they wanted to go skinny dipping and I didnt too, but I didnt want people to see my breasts and laugh... they're weird :( is this normal?

Maybe you just shouldn't be such a whore at 14 and going skinny dipping. Slut.

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I Started My Period Again Yesterday, Would I Be Off Of It By Thursday Morning. Cause I'm Going To The Pool Wit A *Guy* Friend?

Why do you start every word with a capital letter? Are you retarded?

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ok well when ive gone on dif myspace and xanga layout sites ive noticed that they have a thing where you can donate money to them how do i get one of them on my xanga layout site?

http://www.paypal.com/

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Alright i havent got to tan like hardy any.. things have gone on with family *deaths* and my boyfriend had mono and was in the hospital.. so for my last two weeks everyday except weekends i was going to tan a couple hours do you think i could get a decent tan...? i'm not real pale but i usually tan alot and this year i dont right and i dont *DO* Tanning beds.. if you have any ideas for a tanning oil that would help me out let me know thats a ton.. ill rate high and give feedback..

I hope you get skin cancer.

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is porn a bad thing to do?

No.

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