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I am certainly not the best speller in the world. I also do not claim to have the best grammar or punctuation skills. My holy crusade is ,however, that you should make some effort to spell better by reading over what you write on the site. Have some respect for the people reading your questions and proof read, you capitalist pigs.

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Hey guys- do you like it when girls play hard to get? jw thanx in advance!

Personally, I'm stupid so I don't usually get it. If your guy is a self proclaimed stud muffin then do it to take him down a few notches but if he is a nice guy spare him.

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Will you have my babys?

For you, anything.

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i am not sure sure how u cook a damn shrimp!! i tried frying it but the house caught on fire and i just stole a laptop from my grandma and wanted to ask you. so if u could really answer this question for me that would be really good

thank you
anynomous.

Boil it.

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I AM A COMUMNIST, AND I CANT FIND AN ANSWER..
PLEASEEEE READ ! IM SORRY FOR THE LENGTH, BUT THIS IS SERIOUS !!


Okay, my sister has these bumps on her breasts, around her nipple and that hurt.. well only when you apply pressure.. and she wears 2 bras and sometimes a tanktop.. or sometimes more layers... and she thinks its because of all the pressure because whenever she wore just a shirt went down a little.. and i really dont know, she's had it for like 2-4 monthhs.. and she has mono too.. and has had it 4-5 months.. and i just really feel the need to help.. ohh and she hasnt started her period and her breast just started to grow.. breast cancer couldnt be given thru heredity because no one in our family has had it.. and im just really scared for her and this is serious !!

Da comrade communism forever! Though I fail to see what it has to do with your question. Also just because you are a fellow commie does not give you an excuse to be pedantic and not know how to spell.

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i got a probably wit my hermones and the doctor told me that my problem is that they produce too much many eggs at a time.. this problem make me break out all the time more each time.. but my question is since i produce a lot of eggs does that mean i can get pregnant faster and that i have to use MORE protection then usually??

I think it is terrible that you have more eggs than most people because you deserve to breed so much less than they do.

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Well iv been with this girl 4 2 years and she says she wants to wait till she gets married to have sex,but i cant wait that long i think i waited long enough what the fuck do i do

Learn to spell, capitalize the letter "I" and use periods to separate thoughts in your writing. Your girlfriend will find it so unbearably sexy she will leap upon you and steal your virginity on the spot.

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Why do atheists have a problem with Christian's trying to spread their religon? They seem to always get so defensive and mean. It really bugs me because they can't have an open mind to what someone else says without flipping out. Like Christian religon says "help those who don't believe in God" or something, and the atheists just FLIP out. I've been open minded to many atheists I know and listen to what they say about it calmly without saying their opinions are dumb, but then when I mention my relgion, they say it's so stupid and get mad at me for talking about it.

Anyway, to sum it all up, you basically just need to read the first sentence.

I firmly believe that there are two types of people in the world. Some people have a religion (and atheism counts as a religion) and they tell everyone and let everyone know and try to convince other people to be like them. These people are stupid. Jesus didn't try to convert people to christianity (mostly because he wasn't christian he was a jew) he just led a good life (and according to scripture made miracles). Jesus taught people how to live well he didn't tell them to believe what he does. Lots of atheists lead good lives and help others and do not hate christians (or muslims or jews or any other member of a religion) because they don't need to. That is the second type of people, people who believe what they believe and do not feel the need to push it on others. I am not saying you shouldn't be willing to discuss your views just don't be a zealot for any religion.

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I'm having a few of my close friends over tomorrow, about ten or so of them. They will be staying all day, but the thing is, I don't have any ideas whatsoever on what to do. It will be raining all day so we can't really walk anywhere and no one is really bringing money to go to the movies. I have a lot of movies in the house, but they are all horror movies, which my friends aren't into. Suggestions on what to do will be appreciated. If it helps, I am seventeen (although the people who are coming aren't all the same age) and both guys and girls will attend.

Can you say twister?

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How should I ask a girl if she will go out with me?

Nike has the right idea: Just do it.

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Hey all, I'm working as a waitress and often times I get soooo tired because I normally dont get off work untill about one in the morning. Anyways, I was wondering if there were any types of things I can take or do to boost my energy?? I havnt drinkin' any carbonated beverages for over 2 years, so those drinks are out, and when I take caffine pills, or energy pills, they make me sick. Its so anoying!!! Anyways, this is an easy five question and any help would be great!! Thanks

Excercise is a really good idea. I swim for two hours every morning and I feel great even though I get up at 5:30 and go to bed at 11:00. Exercise really does boost your energy levels. Also eating breakfast in the morning is a good idea.

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i need a list of a LOT of rock bands. dont ask why.
over 5-6 is a five. rock bands, but not gay bands like simple plan and good charolette.

I am not sure whether you mean rock as in classic rock or rock as in punk/alternative rock so here is a list with both.
1. Bad Religion
2. Allman Brothers
3. The Real McKenzies
4. Led Zeppelin
5. Flogging Molly
6. Steely Dan
7. Clutch

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When should you use apostrophes or quotation marks when quoting? I've seen people use both of them different times.

I will be the first to admit that I do not know. My platform of good spelling is more just proof reading my entries before I post and not using words like "pwned" and "teh" or adding "xor" to the end of perfectly good words.

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im 13 and i have 2 b/f :( and i had sex with both 1 guy does it better but the other guy is way more cooler...... wat do i do ?

I am going to have to agree with everyone else in that you are a dirty whore. Also I think you should know that you can't put a number in the middle of a sentence full of words. Words and numbers don't get along.

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ok well my feet are shped very "dis-formed" lets say. they have webbs between them just like a duck and when i wear flip flops with all my friend i feel left out. they really make fun of me. what should i do??

signed,
duckie

Stop wearing flip flops then find a local swim team and join it. Not only will your webbed toes make you go faster in the water you will also develop a wicked swimmer's bod and all the girls will like you regardless of your feet.

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How can I get my mom to let me get my ears pierced? She says I have to wait until I'm fsxking 16! I just turned 15 two days ago!!! She says people would say I look like a sissy. Ok. Well, only the shallow asshats would actually say that out loud, and even then I don't care. They can bite me. But she says I have to wait until the age even SHE got them! 1) I am not a woman 2) I am not my mother.

M/15. I'm just /curious/ as to how I would look in them! If I dont like them I could just let it cover up. I seriously don't see her logic in this other than the usual parent crap 'I want you to be just like me and grow up the same way.'

"Shallow asshats" is so awesome that I won't make fun of you. I bet you will look dashing with them on.

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I have been going out with my boyfriend for 6 months now and we havent done anything more than hold hands and hug. THe reason why i am affraid to go any further is because i am affraid that he is going to judge me because i have never made out with any body or anything, and he has. I am just scared i am not going to be able to do it right. What should i do?

When at first you make out just pay attention to what he does, then do it to him. Everyone feels that way before the first time but there is nothing to it.

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My friend has been starting rumors about me for some time now. I don't know what to do. How do I go about getting her to stop this?

Let me see... Correct spelling, full sentences, capitalization, punctuation. Oh my goodness! A well typed question on advicenators' Who could have forseen this? Oh, wait no the question is stupid. Have you tried asking her to quit spreading rumors? Generally if you want something asking is the first step.

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If given the choice between Italian and German...which one should I pick to learn?

How about you learn to speak a language from a country that wasn't in the axis of evil? Do you like being an imperial facist? Learn Russian be a good guy.

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I don't know. My friend is super skinny and everytime I see her I get jelous. People tell me that i am skinny as well, but when i see people skinnyer than me i feel bac and sometimes i stop eating. Please any advise? 5'7 122 lbs

"when i see people skinnyer than me i feel bac"
My advice; proofread!

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My friend is a horrible singer and he wants to be fameus and sing on american idol but he sucks really bad.. i dont know how to tell him

PLEASE HELP ME !

Ha he wants to be fameus!

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