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Chatspeak burns my eyes. How can I jump through my computer and kill people who use it?
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Heh, I'd like to know how to just through the computer and kill chatspeakers, too, but sadly.. We never shall be able to.
I suggest saying something like "Could you please type our things completely? It would make reading your messages easier for me." - Something along those lines. Unless you're speaking to a really troublesome person that should solve the problem. Maybe even offer to teach them how to type correctly (I know many people I need to teach to type, hehe).
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There are at least two methods I can think of immediately.
1. Kidnap the closest thirteen-year-old, preferably a female (you will be able to tell by the bright-colored plastic baubles all over it, the squealing noises it makes, and it will likely have a spaghetti-strap, striped top and a bare stomach), and stuff it in your trunk. It's not necessary to remove it from the car trunk. Thread a small wire into the trunk and into any part of the thirteen-year-old you can reach. On your end of the wire, affix a USB cable-end, and plug it into your computer. The chatspeak will be uploaded to your hard drive and, after the thirteen-year-old is unplugged, you may use this chatspeak as you wish. Some options are to fill chats with it and crash the server, or send spam over the entire AOL database (message header should consist of the repeating letters "Fwd:" over into infinity). Chaos and discord may result.
2. Building from the first option, once you have the thirteen-year-old in the trunk of your car, wire her and plug it into the USB-port where a digital camera or other image device would be hosted. Go to www.geeklife.com or some other similar technogeek gathering junction and inform them that you have a chatspeaker available for hacking. At least one will jump at the chance to acquire, as I think of it, the weapons of the enemy. You will likely be able to sell or barter for this resource, and I would hold out for over two thousand dollars or a time-share on the beach.
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This is a three part answer, and the first part doesn't count.
2. Become a Matrix Agent
3. Have fun.
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Say...(repeat after me) STOP!
My cousin ALWAYS does that...it's so confusing. (not you rachael...you know who I'm talking about)
Okay, don't mind what I just put in the parentheses there.
DON'T KILL THEM! Just slightly hurt them (just kidding). Just tell them, "I'm sorry but I'm not going to talk to you because I don't understand what you mean." It's as simple as that.
~GL with that~
~Here To Help~
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hhhhmmmmm.... idk. a/s/l? lol. ttul. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~
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Shay, she doesn't you use chatspeak hon, she is talking about the people who use it. ;)
Anyways, It's not nice to kill people. I simply abduct them from their homes, and train them until they can type correctly. :) You know that thing that guy did, where he like, rang that bell thing and the dogs like, you know, drooled and stuff? Sort of like that. +_^
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Alright I have been working on a method for the death of anyone who decides to replace an 'ause' with a 'uz'. Or any other stupid different way of typing that 'saves time'.
Can I get a message out to all those who do this while I'm here? Thank you. It is not only annoying but it also makes any one using it appear to be a 12 year old kid in 6th grade.
Send me a letter with everything you would ever like typed out and I will personally type it all out for you so long as you never hit the kets w, u and t in succession again. Please, for the sake of all that is holy and good, just type the whole freaking word out. No bombs are going to explode in the nano second it saves by not having to type a few extra letters.
Does it make you look 'cool'? Dear Lord in Heaven no. It just allows people to either a) jump off a cliff in sheer anger and frustration or b) hire a great hitman.
Just stop it. Stop it now before I kill someone.
My method for jumping through the computer screen is simple:
1) Get baseball bat
2) Smash monitor screen
3) Hit 7f_@# and finally hit the Number lock key 12 times.
4) Observe portal which has opened
5) Jump inside portal
6) Kill
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I just usually ignore the person who messages me, or make a point to use proper English. It pisses me off too!
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lol.. how does it burn your eyes? lol.. if you ever figure out how to jump through computer's and kill people.. tell me!.. ha.. i'm just kidding =P
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I dunno but if you do figure out how, tell me!
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You can always block it. I always diss people who try to chat with me and I don't know who they are.
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1 word. dont
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Well I don't think that’s the good way to go... chatspeak has just been born to make things easier so people can type faster not to piss people off... but it obviously does... but if you killed everyone that did it the population would be greatly reduced especially just about ever member of the middle and high school, and collage students... so I think you best except it, or do what you can to ignore it... just wait till you hear someone use "lol" in real life... I hear that all the time...
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How does chatspeak burn your eyes? And Im very sorry, but it is quite impossible to jump through a computer :-(. I know Ive tried it! No j/k. My advice is to just not use chatspeak if you hate it so much.
-shay :-)
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