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I was only flipping out at some person because he/she was being wicked rude and Its over anyways that was posted awhile ago. . sry you thought I was crazy or something.. (link)
thats ok, nice way 2 scare peeps though


Does anyone else ever get an itchy spot on their hand that, even when you scratch, doesn't go away?

HOW CAN I MAKE THE ITCHING STOP!?! Its brutal. (link)
i have had that before, but i think the only thing to do is to either put ice on it or ignore it


just before christmas i had a fight with two of my at the time best friends my mum was there and everything one of my friends called my6 month pregnant mum a f*****n fat mole and i whent off my head at her like any daughter would about 3 days after that we came back from our x-mas holidays to find a notice in our letter box asking either me or my mum to ring the police station. the next day my mum rang the police and a cop came to talk to us the bitches had put out a report on me saying that i said i was going to kill them and i was going to stab them which i DID NOT say the cops let it be and said that she is just trying to get attention. now they have gone around telling other people that my mum said she was going to stab them, but she told the police it was me so they are lying to everyone trying to press charges on me so i really need some advice on what to do here please (link)
tell the truth, no offense or anything, but i would hate to be in that position, what kind of friends would do anything like that?


Ok, so I'm still hung up on my ex boyfriend. And he has a new girlfriend. But, everyone tells me not to give up on him. (There's a lot of reasons why they say this.) And it would be so easy to make him jealous, but I don't really want to do that...and I don't want to use and hurt another person in the process. Does anyone have any ideas on what I should do? Thanks. (link)
leave him alone bout that, just hang out as friends and if he breaks things off with his new grl, and u still feel that way, find out how he feels bout u but dont go pretendin to chase some1 else cause they probably will get hurt. GL


I am confused because I like this kid and I think he likes me but i can't tell how do i know? (link)
this is gonna sound wierd, ask a friend to ask his friend if he likes any1, (betta tell the friend to ask his best friend), if he does tell them 2 find out who


I like this 1 guy and i knew him from my old school. I think he likes me by the way he acts. he isnt all out going and flirty bcuz thats not his personality. My friend said that This boy (we'll call him Fred) asked if she knew me. Since Fred asked if she knows me i seems like he likes me. My friend said she thinks he likes me 2,

Do u think he likes me??


~> confuzed * (link)
i would think so, but you need to find out bfore you do anything bout it k. hope it works 4 u!


theirs this boy named Dorian I really like him but he doesnt want a relationship and when he does he's confused and I really want it to work and dont know what to do Should i keep trying or give up what should I say to him (link)
talk to him. i really dont know what to say to this, but good luck


My friends are bugging me to go to this party tonight, but I'm sick. Seriously. They don't believe me, they just think it's me being anti-social. Should I go anyway and make them all sick just to prove a point? (link)
no. show them how sick you r. if u have a temp, take it with them there or just say, ya, im faking it in a sarcastic voice, but think about it, what kind of friend wouldnt trust u?


I like this kid named Orlando...I just look at him and I melt. But the thing is, I've never ever talked to him before, and he's never talked to me before and I'm so confused because I don't think it's just a crush, and he is just so cute and funny from what I've seen from him.
In the beginning of the day at school all the students have to go into the cafeteria because classes didn't start yet...and usually I walk in and only him and his friend are there and he looks at who came into the caferteria and I feel like I'm gonna trip or something because his stare catches me off guard....
As you can tell...I like this kid, and my mom works for the Board Of Ed in that particular city, and she lets me do some extra help with her work and she pays me for it. Well, since he goes to the school in the city my mom works for, one day when i was doing a job I came across his address. So my question is, do you think it would be like I'm stalking him or something if I write him a letter just saying how I felt about it...because I'm only going to write it when this school year is over so if anything happens I'm not there. (I know..but I'm shy and I feel like this is the only way I could do it) If I explain to him in the letter that I'm that girl (because he's seen me before, and noticed me) then do you think this is a good idea? Please help me...I really want him to know, but I'm extremely shy.
I'm very sorry for the length, but Im desperate. (link)
dont worry about the length, its the most interesting thing ive read so far. first, im not sure you know that you like him if you never spoke to him, but if you really think you do, dont write yet. i bet he would think it would be kind of strange if he got a letter from a girl he never talked to. Strike up a conversation with him and after a while, tell him how you feel. Im ssoooooooooooooo sorry if this doesnt work for you, but it probably will. Hope it does! GL!
--------Cork


Chatspeak burns my eyes. How can I jump through my computer and kill people who use it? (link)
1 word. dont


ok my xxbf sed i kissed to rough and my lasted xbf sed i kissed to low like on his lower lip! i wanna be a GR8 kisser.... soo how do i do it?? my xbf was SUCH a good kisser and left me breathless but how do i kiss then?? HELP!! me!!!! thnx

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try not to kiss as rough, and try the top lip, not too high. Hopr it works!


Your website spacefem.com is driving me CRAZY!!!! Im trying to log in after i registered, but the !@#$%^& think wouldnt let me!!!!! I typed everything in correctley like 1000000000000 times but the thing said it was wrong. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! peace out (link)
make a knew log in thing. gl


ok here we go ..... Im soo ugly ... my boyfreind now x boy friend dumped me after he had sex with me and now i think im pregnet.... he sed i was the uglyest person alive and and i belive him!! i havent seen my parents since i was 5 cuz im they ran away cuz im soooo ugly!! so my uncle tells me everyday of my life... :-( i have no friends... no 1 wants to be friends with me.... at times i think seriously about suicide cuz its the only way out that i can see... i dont want to have a baby or be UGLY n e more... so if n e of u no a good plastic surgun or a good abortionist let me now PLEASE!!.. and if n e one knows a good hiT MAN let me kno so i can give my xbf wat he deserves.... !!!!! (link)
Hey, think about it. Why would your bf say you were ugly? because he is a, well, you know. show people who you really are. ok, now its gettin corny. dont believe anyone when they say anything bout that. Find urself a shallow hal grl! GL




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