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My shoes are on fire.
So I was walking this evening and I accidently stepped into some kerosene. I just shrug it off and keep walking with my jazz hands lookin' all cool when this guy runs by and yells "That building is on fire!" So I start running towards it all like "yeah, who's your hero now?" with my jazz hands, looking cool. I get next to the firy part and my shoes are on fire randomly. Now I'm on a laptop someone gave me. What should I do?!
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Ooh, who gave you the laptop? I want one!
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Try psychotropic medications.
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Someone gave youa laptop??? COOL!
*cough cough* Anyway, you should of jumped in a lake....that's all I got.
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I suggest smothering the flame with some flame-retardant material. Water may be of limited usefulness as kerosene is an oil, and water will not dissolve oil. It might not help.
Other than that, you could scream and see if someone notices.
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Wheeeee! Fire!
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Water. Shoes. Pour.
Good...
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Return the laptop and thank the person kindly, and then hail s cab and head to the nearest emergancy ward.
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take off your shoes.
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Get a big bucket of water, and stick your feet in. Make sure it's cold water. Or hose your feet down. Or get a fire extinguisher. Anyway works. Use some common sense.
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take off your shoes? That might be a good idea, you see when your shoes burn and or melt away (depending on if they have rubber soles or not) your feet will then burn, and that is not a good thing so, please take off your shoes then you won't get burned...
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Use your jazz hands to grip the laptop and hit yourself in the head. Repeatedly. With any luck, it might actually force your brain to PRODUCE brain cells.
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You have a few options here:
1) Fan them with your jazz hands,
2) find a giant snowbank and jump into it, or
3) Stop, drop, and roll!
Take your pick.
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