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Woodchucks
my favorite question of all time:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could.
--Jack
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a woodchuck could chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. lol
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well, since he cant chuck wood right now, why bother?
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Just as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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A woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood! ; )
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A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood...
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You should really be asking this sort of thing to the famous <a href="[Link](Mouse over link to see full location) Oracle</a>.
No, seriously do not do this. They will hurt you. Many just emotionally and mentally, but a few might just track you down for sport. Really. This is the oldest question and the one they get more than anything else. All the really funny answers have been given and everyone who thought it was funny to ask it is now very sorry that they did and well on their way to recovery.
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Most people fail to remember the end of that rhyme:
"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
*bows*
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Scientific answer:
I don't think wood chucks really eat wood.
Better answer:
Enough wood to take over the world with, in alliance with the squirrels, at which point they shall force us all to work in their wood-and-nut mines.
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Well, it depends on what color the woodchuck is. You see, if the woodchuck was brown, it would only chuck wood until its teeth would come out. If the woodchuck was purple, it could chuck an infinate amount of wood. If the woodchuck was orange, then it wouldnt be able to chuck at all.
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3 furlongs. Its that simple.
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The answer is indeterminate, as different woodchucks have different appetites. That doesn't even take into consideration at all whether the woodchuck even feels like chucking, or has a full stomach.
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck wood chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck.
Then he would upchuck. On you.
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A woodchuck would chuck all he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuckwood!
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