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my best punishment for failure must be death.


Posted Saturday December 10 2011, 5:12 am

am totally fedup and think i can't do nothing to change my destiny. My great ancestors where poor, my father poor that he even abundoned us. Moma poor and the whole clan. I have tried with all the money i had to make it but lost all my money. Moma always tells me i might be like my father yet i hate his ways, style and everything about him.I can't move any longer with this kind of life in Africa when there are people well off!! if i cant have it then my best punishment for failure must be death.am looking for the easiest way to die before january 10th. tried disone but failed to kill me. this year i wanted to join the US army front in either Iraq or Afagnistan in order to atleast die a fighter and easy but i was told they are moving out.wha...

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toxic love


Posted Saturday December 10 2011, 1:25 am

how do i get rid of somebody i love???

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Did I get mono from my boyfriend cheating?


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 11:23 pm

Me and my bf have been going out for a year now, I just discovered that I got mono... and I'm like wondering how I got it. Me and my bf kissss a lot, ,since wev first started dating,, and I got mono, I dnt share drinks with anyone else, what does this mean? Does it mean he was with anoter girl and got it frm her? Thanks for reading

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Omg! My boyfriend wont put his arm around me! What do I do


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 11:10 pm

My boyfriend loves me but hes afraid to show it. How do I get him 2?

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Healthy food ideas


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 11:10 pm

I need healthy food ideas for breakfast lunch dinner. especially lunch. stuff that is simple and easy. please and ty

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Is my period coming soon?


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 10:52 pm

im 11 goin to be 12 in 1 week i have seen white
stuff in my underwear and my tummy hearts
sometimes is my period close or what?

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BedHead product users,


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 9:52 pm

OKAY SO I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF STUFF, BUT IT IS MOSTLY JUST NAMES OF PRODUCTS. LET ME SAY THANK YOU IN ADVANCE BECAUSE THIS TOOK ME A WHILE TO WRITE AND WHOEVER ANSWERS WILL MAKE ME EXTRAAAAA HAPPYY!!!!!!!!!
<3 :)

Do these products work well for what i want to use them for? and are they worth how much they cost?

-can i use CONTROL FREAKĀ® Serum Frizz Control & Straightener for wearing my hair curly? in the description below it explains what i want. and on the tigihaircare website it says i can, but does it work?

-When i want to wear my hair curly...
does BedHead's "FOXY CURLSā„¢Contour Cream" work well? what does it do exactly? i want a product that wont make...

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What Products Can I Use For Frizzy/curly hair!?


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 9:23 pm

Okay so i have thick hair, and its really wavy... it looks like this(except is like a light brown color)

http://jmarle.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2_5_7&products_id=26&zenid=ap1g08qaffv1pmvrgv04h8ekr4

but that is only when it is wet! when it dries it is like frizzy and poofy. you can see the waves, but they get all frizzy and it makes my hair look tangly and dry! i hate it! it looks a lot like this when it dries. (when i mean that i mean when i use my moose and stuff to try and hold the curls and reduce frizz)

http://forums.longhaircommunity.com/showthread.php?t=71410

[by the way, i got these pictures from google...don't sue me :) haha.]
...

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will people be able to tell my fur vest is real?


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 8:26 pm

my mother has lots of fur coats & such, and i just found them. there is this one white rabbit fur vest, & i know the fake fur vests are in right now, and i really like it.

i want to wear it, but i'm afraid people will be able to tel its real & like beat me.

i know the mink ones & fox ones look obviously real, but i also don't think many people will expect a 19 year old girl to have real fur vest either..? right?

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boyfreind troubles


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 8:22 pm

my boyfriend and i have been going out for 7 days know and once in a while hell talk to me but only if i say something to him first he wont walk with me in the mornings he wont eat with me or we wont hold hands it feels like we arent even dating but we are i think if i remember straight i think we are


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Boys my own age never approach me


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 8:19 pm

Every time I am in the company of boys my age, 15/16 years old, they never approach me. I am 5ft 9in, have long blonde hair and know that I'm a nice person, and I can say that I am attractive. I don't understand why boys my own age NEVER approach me; I can talk to anyone, whether they're 8 years old or 80 years old. What puzzles me is that boys of 20+ always approach me and chat me up, and I am able to hold a conversation easily. I am not self centred, or stuck up; I am simply confident. It has come to the point where whenever I'm out, or at a party, boys just avoid speaking to me. What do you think is the reason for this? I am so perplexed...

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how do i seductively touch my guy?


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 7:45 pm

I from tanzania.i have been making out wth my guy and looks like he pleases me more than i do to him,i want to suprise him next time he sees me,i want to touch him well...how do i do tht?

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Lunch Lonliness


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 7:16 pm

I sit alone at lunch. I hate it I get so upset about it. Every table I've asked to sit at their table. They've said no because it was too "full" or they just didn't want me there. I hate it so much

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Is It Possible To Get Pregnant In The Shower?


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 6:43 pm

well i haven't gotten my period for about a month or 2 . and im kind of scared :/ , i haven't had sex . im still a virgin . but is it possiblee too get pregnant in the shower ; HELP ! ! !

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how long does it take to become pregnant after sex?


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 1:59 pm

i had sex and i dont wannabe pregnant but i had it about 4 weeks ago and lately ive been feeling weak (nothing new) and weird:( does anyone know how i can like feel on my stomach and see if im pregnant? i just got home from a physical and i dnt want it to be a surprise when i get the results:""( help me:"(

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12 weeks and 4 days and I am already getting fat from being pregnant?


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 11:49 am

okay so this is my first pregnancy. I'm not a skinny girl, but Im not fat either. I'm kinda in between so when I got pregnant i knew id gain some weight. But i didn't expect this to happen! I'll step on the scale and I weigh the same with maybe a few pounds difference here and there. but my belly is like huge. its not baby belly either its just jiggly ick!!! Is this normal? I can't fit into any of my clothes or my fat clothes I had on the side. My ass is huge and my boobs look like dolly parton. I hadnt to expected to look like a blimp so soon!

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i m sick of my life


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 9:15 am

my qustion is..
i m not getting good marks in studies. My parents scold me every time. I want to die now. Please help me out.???

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Orgasm: I get SO close... but not quite there. Why?


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 3:24 am

Ok so me and my boyfriend are waiting to have sex but whenever he fingers me I feel like it's coming but it just doesn't get there. I feel like I have to like try to imagine it instead of knowing I'm there. It gets me so close but I don't know what to do. So any advice?

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Vagina smells like fish?


Posted Friday December 9 2011, 12:28 am

Hi everyone, sorry if this may be alittle gross; I'm just curious as to why.


Ok, 19/f; the past couple of days my vagina has smelled like fish. I take a shower/bath everyday, and I clean with non scented soap. So I know its not my cleaning habits.

I noticed that it does this when me and my boyfriend have sex; like a couple of hours later it'll do it; condoms or not.

When I am sitting down, and I open my legs, I can smell it. It's really strong. It doesn't burn, or itch, and it doesn't last that long;

Any tips?

Thanks!



& I learned a couple of years ago, that when I eat fish; that it makes me smell; so I stopped eating fish; ...

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How do I go out with this kid without my brother telling my mom?


Posted Thursday December 8 2011, 11:27 pm

So I know about 7 kids that like me and this one kid asked me out and I said no even though i really did want to go out with him. The reason I said no was because i have a twin brother (btw were both 12) and i didnt want him finding out and telling my mom that im dating *his friend*....so this guy is all sad that i rejected him and is SOOOOO nice and his friends r all convincing me 2 go out with him and he txts me a lot... so my question is "How do I go out with this kid without my brother telling my mom?"

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