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revenge Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 12:37 pm
so while i was at six flags yesterday with friends, my stupid boyfriend decides to text me to tell me that he got into a fight and asked me to come over bc i was the only one he wanted to see. when i called him he was givin me all the details of this fight and i was flippin out. well today, it turns out he was just kidding. he apologized and said she shouldn't have done that [well duh], but i wanna get him back. since im a girl i cant very well say i got into a fight, but since i was at six flags all day im tryin to think of somethin that i could say happened out there, i just dont know what. i want it to be good, something that'll make his stomach drop for a minute like mine did, but i cant think of anything. any ideas?
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Weird Uncle = Gross me out Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 12:31 pm
I have this uncle, who had a divorce. Then he met this girl. He is 63. This girl is 23. I have no problem with age differences. But this has gone to far. That is somewhat 40 years. That is nasty. I understand 20, or less, but 40, come on. He defentily does not look 60. He broke up with her for a 22 year. Myt uncle disguests me. My whole familly has no problem. I want him to be happy, but that happy, is to me just plain wrong. He also is verrrrrrrrry rich. These girls seem to like his money.He doesn't notice or get hurt. I am tired of seeing a young woman, that is only 2,3, or 4 years older then my sister who's 20. They could be my isters. That so nasty. I need peoples opinion on young + old = love/like relationaships.
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Work Dilemma Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 12:29 pm
Sorry if this is going to be really long but I have a feeling someone out there might be able to help :]. O.k. so I'm 16/f and I've been looking for a summer job for quite some time now. I've applied to about 15 places but no ones called me back :[. Recently, about 2 days ago I applied to two places that seemed really promising, places that wouldn't just throw my application in a pile, this is because they were hiring which definitely helps. I haven't heard back from them yet but yesterday someone finally called me back and asked to set up an interview! Unfortunately this was my last choice, seriously out of every job this was the last one I'd chose but I agreed to the interview. I figured I'd be stupid to pass up the only place that actu...
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Terrible Twos? Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 12:23 pm
Two Terrible Two questions...
Can you explain what the terrible twos are, exactly?
My toddler is not two, yet his behavior makes me wonder if this is what the terrible twos is.
And if it he is experiencing the terrible twos at not yet a year and a half old, do I seriously have this to look forward to for another year?
He's a very sweet boy, but my word, does he have his moments...
Please... Share your experiences and your advice.
I just don't know what to do some days.
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Stolen ipod, fast money Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 12:14 pm
Hi there! Ok, so a few months ago, when I was still in school, I got a brand new black 8g 3rd generation ipod for my birthday. My parents wouldn't buy it for me for my birthday unless I saved up half the money for it. So I payed for only half of it. Well, stupid me decided to take it to school on a field trip day, and stupid me left it in my backpack, in the locker room. Of course, it got stolen. I was, and still am upset because I had only saved up 100 dollars exactly, so I didn't have any money left. Obviously, my parents weren't so hapy about me getting it stolen and taking it to school in the first place. They still say "I told you so". Plus it wasn't my birthday anymore, so they wouldn't pay for half of the cost again. Basica...
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Caught up Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 12:06 pm
So there's this guy that I really like but he has a girlfriend. He acts really nice to me but I doubt he likes me. He's quite popular while I'm okay. His best friend and my close friend (both the same person) said that I would have a good chance with him but not over summer. Thing is, I don't live where he lives andni kind of want him now. He has a girlfriend, and they're really in love and even if he did break up with her he would need time befre moving on and thats also time up for me. I really want him to like me, what should I do? I know I should be myself, but I'm so so DESPERATE ! What do I do? I know this may sound weird but I really want a boyfriend !
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Overwhelmed after pregnancy Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 11:07 am
I just had my baby boy on the 4th of July.
He was a long awaited arival and I am over joyed that he is here.
Ever since my fiance and I brought him home though, I've felt really sad.
I had a bad pregnancy, but now that it's over, I miss it a lot.
My Fiance just went back to work and now I feel extremely overwhelemd. . . I feel like crying all the time.
My baby sleeps a lot, but since Ross has returned to work he seems to be up more or harder to settle down.
I don't know if any of this is normal or what. . .I could use some advice.
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quotes! =/ Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 10:40 am
i need aim profile qoutes for aim 6.1 !
any websites or anything that have some good qoutes ?? or any qoutes that you have seen that you would like to show me ? id apreciate it greatly <3
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green card Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 10:35 am
hey i would like to know the steps to applying for a green card,i tried to get them off google and its really confusing me lol my brother is an 11 year old american citizen and it says that you can get the green card through a family member that is a citizen.Im really confused and i need to apply to it as sooon as possible cuz this stuff can take up to a year!!any help is VERY much appreciated and thanks for your time =D
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??what's so bad about that?? Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 10:06 am
what are the ups and downs to maming yourself puke...b/c my "friend" is doing it to herself and i want her to be healthy. so can u give me the ups and downs bout makin yourself puke. and yes i already talked to her bout stopping because she doesn't know what will happen to her afterwards. so please dont leave the option to tlk to her bout it!
thanks in advance
-cutechick24 <3
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My boyfriend is ignoring me! Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 9:45 am
Hey! Well, I have a bf and we've been together for 9 months. He is 18 and I'm turning 17 next month. He has also been ignoring me. At first everything was great it still is until he starts to ignore me. I just don't get it. I've asked him why does he do this to me, and his reason was if he feels like what I'm sayin is unimportant then he won't listen. I feel like this is wrong, because whether he says something dumb or what not I always listen. I never ignore him. I've even warned him if he doesn't change then we may not be together in the end. I've even told him that what he is doing is hurting me, because I've cried on the phone with him about it. I don't understand. We really do love each other, I mean we've made plans for the future and...
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camp Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 9:01 am
13/f
im going to sleepaway camp in 3 days and my period hasnt started yet. on the 1st day you have to take a swim test and if you dont you just get put in level 1 (not good) i tried using tampons before but i was so nervous after i took of the wrapper and looked at it i threw it away. how casn i either get out of the swim test and be able 2 take it later or fix the problem. if this helps we swim in a lake
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New Bisexual = New Girldfriend Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 8:55 am
I have recently told my mom I am bisexual. My bestiest best friend in the whole world is now my bestiest best girldfriend. We love to hang at her house and talk. But not do anything innapproiate. I would love to tell my mom. But the issue is that if I do, I'm afraid she won't let us hang out without being supervised. We not into getiing "physical". We just love eachothers company. I would love to tell my mom. She has given me great advice on my other relationships. But I also value me and my girlfriends time alone. Anybody have any suggestions on how to handle this.
From ~ A girl
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Eurotrip!? Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 8:43 am
I love that movie :)
But during the bit when Cooper goes to 'Club Vandersexxx' there's a song in German playing.
Like when he's attached to the metal table and the two big scary guys are in there.
A bit that I could make out went like 'eins, zwei, drei, vier, warroom bin ich hier?'
Anyone know what song that is? Also sorry if I made any mistakes in the German spelling, I don't study it.
Thanks.
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Guys... Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 7:37 am
What are the warning signs of guys who just want to get with you to get you into bed?
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upstairs girl Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 5:35 am
my boyfriend and i have been together for almost 3 years. we have a baby together and live together. we broke up for a period of 2 months and just 3 weeks ago, he moved back in, and we are going through couples counseling to try and work things out. everytime i even look in the direction of another man, i get world war 3 in my ear. every little movement i make is questioned...he even goes as far as looking at my cell phone constantly. clearly, he does not trust me, and to be honest, i dont trust him that much either, which is why we are going through counseling to work out our issues and built ourselves up. however, there is a girl that lives upstairs from us (we live in an apt. building) and she lives with her boyfriend and their one year ...
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Abuse? Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 5:25 am
Hi. I'm 17 and my boyfriend is 21. We have been together for a year and 4 months now. When we first got together, I remember him telling me about how his neighbor would beat his wife all the time, and he said this with admiration in his voice. I asked him if he thought it was okay to hit a woman, and he said yeah.
He does have anger problems, and the least little thing would set him off.
He used to tell me not to come to his house unless his cousin was with me, and one time I did go without his cousin and he huffed and puffed and balled up his fists, and turned sharply and walked away...later on he told me that he was going to knock me across the yard...he would always tell me how badly he wished he could put his han...
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PSP?! Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 4:56 am
I'm planning on buying a Playstation Portable over the summer, and I'm wondering what your opinions are on it.
I want to get some games (no action please :P stuff like ssx and maybe car racing games)
and also movies.
So yeah, your opinions & experiences?
Thanks.
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he didn't call AGAIN! Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 3:52 am
17, F
I used to talk to this guy ryan last summer, but I forgot why we stopped. Like I always do when I stop talking to a guy/boyfriend. Hahaha.
So 2days ago we finally got reunited in summer school. Ryan is very popular with the ladies because of his wonderful, excellent, omgoodness, wow, physical experience. So to make a long story short, we ended up kissing in his car, which I now realize I shouldn't have done, but couldn't help it! =)
Well that day he told me he was gonna call me later and after school I ran into him and saw him giving his number to some girl, but I didn't feel the right to get mad because he's not my boyfriend. What a little player he thinks he is! Little does he know I am too, but ...
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Pimples on my back?!! Posted Thursday July 10 2008, 3:38 am
Okay I visited my Dermatologist, I got a cream and a body wash. I got the most strongest cream they could give me, its named Salitop Cream with 6% Salicylic Acid. For the body wash, I use a sponge [the pretty soft kind] and I wash it throughly before using it, and after using it. My back isn't healing. Its just getting worse. Is there anything else I can do? I have been using this cream for about 4 months, and I haven't seen anything change but my back keep getting these obnoxious pimples! It's summer, and I really want to get rid of these because it is embarrassing to swim ! HELP!
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