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Housing and Friendship problem


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 11:34 pm

Cutting to the chase:
My best friend and I had been planning to get an apartment together for about a year. She joined a sorority last semester and she clicked with two other girls in her sorority. Meanwhile, she was talking to me about still getting an apartment together.

The other day, she told me she had been talking about getting an apartment together with her sorority sisters at the same time and that she was going to live with them next year instead. BASICALLY, she told me all our plans of living together were not gonna happen because I'm not in her sorority.
Now I have to figure out my housing situation next year (I don't have any one else I would live with) and there's this awkward tension between her a...

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How long does it take to get rid of a hickey?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 11:28 pm

I have a monster hickey! Can anyone tell me how long it might take to go away? It is purple and really obvious so I would like it to go away as soon as possible. If you have had a hickey how long did it take to go away or at least become less noticeable? Can you tell it is my first one? LOL!

Thank you!

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Voicemail greeting ideas?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 11:25 pm

Do you have a cute or funny greeting on your voicemail? I want to but everything i try sounds kinda lame to me. Can you give me some advice on things to entertain people who call when I am not available? Thankies!

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Does sperm die when it hits oxygen?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 11:22 pm

We were fooling around and he got some on his hand then he fingered me. He told me not to worry because of well lemme just ask: Does sperm die when it hits oxygen? For real? Like you know this for a fact and would bet your life on it?

Thank you!

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spreading legs


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 11:22 pm

19-f
when you have sex, especially in the missionary position do you have you bascially spread your legs?? like have your feet flat on the bed... kind of like your having a baby in a way?? haha. i mean usually you always have to have your legs spread though right?

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forever strong soundtrack


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 11:04 pm

does anyone know the songs that are in the movie Forever Strong. i've looked everywhere for them but i can't find anything, the soundtrack was awesome.

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How old you have to be to work at subway?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 11:04 pm

I know you are going to think I am stupid but i really want to work at subway. I used to eat there all the time when I was younger and since then i have ALWAYS wanted to be the one making the sandwiches. Now I am older but still afraid that I am not old enough so how old do you have to be to work at subway anyway? Does it change depending on what state you live in or anything?

Thank you!

Signed,

Make mine a footlong!

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How do you make a black eye go away fast?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 11:00 pm

My friend and I were fooling around and I got hit in the face with her elbow! Now I don't want to go to school and have everyone think my dad or my boyfriend beats me so how do you make a black eye go away as fast as possible?

Thank you!

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Retainer after taking off braces?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 10:41 pm

Ok so I am going to have my braces off soon. Can anyone tell me what wearing a retainer is like? Do you have any tips to makes it the best possible experience?

Thank you!

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girl likes her best freind what to do :S


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 10:19 pm

what would you do if you liked your best freind a good while back and he told you he couldnt see you in that way because he was going out with another girl and now hes single you were out with him the other day sitting and he said he had flashbacks of when you used to like him and you asked if he meant it in a bad way but he replied no of course not what does this mean and what should you do if the feelings you had about him are starting to return ?? help would be grand thanks .

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krispy kreme coffee


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:46 pm

does anyone know how much a krispy kreme bag of coffee is? like in the store.

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How many hookups does it take to get over a guy?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:46 pm

My question is pretty self explanatory. Long story short I was in an amazing relationship that began in July and ended well in September. I ended it with him because I couldn't all the drama that came from it (not from him but the catty girls and his dad thinking I didn't like him for him because I was so pretty, his brother thinking I'm a ****, etc.) and I still liked him and it killed me to do it and I still miss him a lot. My friends are all like you're too good for him blah blah the usual. I've hooked up with eh about 15 guys so far at parties, mixers, etc and no not like blow-jobs, or having intercourse or any of that. Just you know making out and stuff. I'm by far one of the classiest girls at my school and I still have looks to die f...

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Straightening hair... guys?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:45 pm

Are there any guys out there that straighten their hair? I want to but I really don't know how to do it.

Can anyone help me? And do you think a guy with straightened hair is sexy?

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these boots?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:37 pm

what are these boots in this picture called??

http://www.splendicity.com/hotmamadaily/files/2008/09/grey-steve-madden-tianna.jpg

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Jokes to tell girls?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:36 pm

Can anyone tell me some jokes that girls like? I want to get to know this one girl but I am the funny guy but I don't think girls would like my usual jokes. So do you have at least one joke to tell girls without offending them somehow?

Thank you!

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periods and unprotected sex


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:34 pm

what happens if you have unprotected sex twice, with a guy a day after your menstrual cycle finishes but you have the implanon in your arm and have taken the morning after pill next day to avoid any pregnancys but you still havent had your periods in two months ? ive recently had a freind ask me this but can find the answer so was hoping for some advice for her ?

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How much does it cost to get your nose pierced?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:22 pm

Title pretty much says it all. I want to get my nose pierced and I want to know how much it costs and if it is worth it or should I get a friend to do it for me?

I am really scared of infection since I had an ear get infected and it was really bad.

Thank you please?

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What is clamovid?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:20 pm

Hi there my friend has a prescription for "clamovid" in her purse. I saw it while I was looking for her keys. What is it exactly? And what would it be for? I know I am being nosy but we do have sexual relations and that does have the word "clam" in it if you see where my mind went. :)

I need to know if I should get checked out because of what she is taking? Anyone?

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How to make yourself tight again?


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:09 pm

Can someone tell me how to make myself tight "down there" again? It used to be hard for him to get in when we started and now he can pretty much just slide it right in with a little lube. I feel bad and I am afraid he will leave me for someone younger and tighter. Please help me!

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Im a slut! :'(


Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:07 pm

I am a slut. There is no denying it really. I am 18 years old and I have slept with five guys! The subject came up at a friend's party and out of 17 girls I had slept with the most guys. I just burst into tears and cried!

I used to believe the "everybody is doing it" thing but now I found out that all the girls around me were SAYING they did things to seem cool and I went and did them so I didn't feel left out or like I was missing out on something good. So now I am a slut to everyone I know. I so wish I hadn't been the first one to answer how many I had slept with.

So now I feel like no guy will ever want me again. No good guy that is. I mean I would never date a guy who slept with more ...

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