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Jokes to tell girls?


Question Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:36 pm

Can anyone tell me some jokes that girls like? I want to get to know this one girl but I am the funny guy but I don't think girls would like my usual jokes. So do you have at least one joke to tell girls without offending them somehow?

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hotpotato answered Tuesday November 17 2009, 10:19 pm:
Nothing sexual, racist, no blonde jokes or yo mama jokes, unless they are the type to laugh at those kinds. There are different types of humor. Slapstick is like when clowns throw a pie in someone's face or people getting hurt. There's dark humor, sarcasm, dry humor.. you can Google those up too. You have to gauge a person's reaction first by engaging them in conversation or watching them respond to other people. Some people are naturally funny, but funny doesn't always has to be in joke form. Sometimes it is in the way you say something, what words you use, and what words you emphasize. People tell funny stories/anecdotes of things that happened to them or other people. Self-deprecating humor (poking fun of yourself) makes other people laugh and it can only really offend yourself. People usually laugh at corny jokes, though because they are corny lol. Try first telling jokes relating to the class she's in. Maybe imitate the teacher or if it's a science class, you can tell a joke like, "Two hydrogen atoms were walking down the street. One atoms said, "I lost an electron." "You sure?" "I'm positive!".

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starrynight answered Tuesday November 17 2009, 9:44 pm:
hi speaking from a girls point of you .. you should just be yourself and stop stressing because if your genuinely the funny guy as you say then they will laugh at the jokes you make just make sure there suitable for girls to here and well you should be fine there isnt much i can say i dont know any jokes but best thing to is ask one of your boy mates and they should help you out :) .

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