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Voicemail greeting ideas?


Question Posted Tuesday November 17 2009, 11:25 pm

Do you have a cute or funny greeting on your voicemail? I want to but everything i try sounds kinda lame to me. Can you give me some advice on things to entertain people who call when I am not available? Thankies!

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Corez3r0 answered Friday November 20 2009, 1:35 am:
Good evening. Sorry but ____ isn't available right now. Instead..
This is god.
Thats right, I'm intervening on your phonecall.
Now.. I know exactly what you wanted to say to her, but I have a better suggestion..
Maybe you should tell her how you REALLY feel?
You know what I'm talking about.
I'm god, you should totally trust me.
This really is god.
and as god, if you don't tell her how you're totally crushing on her and all, then I'm just going to have to smite you.
Don't test me.
I WILL smite you.
Here's your chance, remember I'm watching.
ex-nay on the ite-smay.
Ready.. go!

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dottie4 answered Wednesday November 18 2009, 12:43 am:
Sing a song you like.
That's cute and then say leave a message.

xoxo,
dottie4

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