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How do I become a labor and delivery tech?


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 5:29 pm

okay I talked to this lasy who was a labor and delivery tech and she said it only takes 8 weeks because you only set up & stuff like that fot the labor and delivery nurses. where do you take those classes at? by the way I live in the lake county area of illinois. thanks in advance

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love life advice


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 5:19 pm

What does it mean when a guy doesn't call you after you give him your number?

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Pertaining to the book Isaac's Storm


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 4:47 pm

What was technology and the economy like in Galveston, TX prior to the Hurricane of 1900?

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sudden weight gain


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 4:19 pm

18/f

I am 5'5'' and weigh 121, but I used to weigh 118 back in January. I ate badly/drank a lot one night and gained two pounds. Ever since then I haven't really been able to keep my weight down. I do not eat terribly, but I will sometimes binge on days and eat a lot for one day. I typically keep my caloric intake under 1,600 calories and work out at the gym 6 days a week for atleast 1 1/2 hours, with 1 hour of cardio and 30 minutes of weights. My question is, how did I gain weight so quickly, and why am I not losing weight? Ironically, I started working out a lot in January as well (going to the gym 6 days a week)and it's so frustrating that I've gained weight. I feel like such a fat ass and just want to get back to 118.

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Why is he ignoring me??


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 4:15 pm

Hi all, i just wanted to ask a question about my bf. So we have been dating fer about 3 months. we are both 13 (please don't tell me i'm too young... i'm mature).......Today him and his friend got into a big fight while i was around him and my bf walked off. it was at lunch so he just moved to a different table. So, i just ignored him cuz he was in a bad mood. He put a few notebooks in my locker a few days ago and always leaves them there. at the end of every day he is always waiting at my locker for me. so, after lunch he walked a separate way from me. i got ahead of him and held my arms out to hug him but he just ignored fully!! (the guy he was fighting apologized to him) so at the end of the day i went to my locker and got all my books ...

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Getting along after the "I Do"


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 2:27 pm

My husband and I did just fine until we said "I do" and then he became a control freak. He has been married 4 times including me and has abused all of them, even me. I didn't know about the abuse until I did some home work and saw the Div. Decrees. He has got the idea of taking sex away he can ontrol. I guess he can. I just want to know what kind of personality disorder this is?

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advice about what to do about my living situation


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 1:56 pm

My name is Alicia. I'm currently homeless/on the street. I wound up in Jackson, Mississippi which is a very small town.

I have health problems that prevent me from doing much of anything. I'm on Disability, and I'm expecting to get my check on the 3rd of the month in about 1 week.

What I'm having a hard time with is that I'm trying to decide what to do with the money I'm getting. I would like to leave here - I'm originally from California and don't really like it here or belong here.

But that's the hard part. Because of my health, I'm really not well enough to go anywhere and I can't seem to think about anything just yet. I have PTSD - where I have flashbacks of everything.

...

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piericing is stuck in my lip! HELP!


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 1:18 pm

my piericing is stuck mmm like the flat side is stuck in my lip whaat should i do?


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Crystal Light Pure


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 12:30 pm

Hello everyone! For years I've been looking for healthy alternatives to get water into my system. I've always heard Crystal Light is bad for you because it contains aspartame. Just recently I found out CL Pure contains stevia, which seems to be a 'safer' form of sweetener. I just wanted to know if anyone has their opinion on stevia vs. aspartame? Would CL Pure be safe to drink on a daily basis? Thanks in advance.

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punk bands


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 10:26 am

Can anyone recommend some good punk bands? No, not 'punk' like my chemical romance or green day. I mean legit, like what I hear coming from the UK like little flags. Please make it music thats not popular, I want somethin new. Thank you :)

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He is going to talk with his ex... and they were together 5 years. I am worried.


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 3:28 am

im 18/f and my boyfriend is 19/m

my bestfriend that ive liked for months and months asked me to be his girlfriend only 2 days ago.. and now that im in the picture as his girlfriend, it would seem his ex wants back in too.
Him and his ex girlfriend were together for 5 years, and im worried about her coming over and catching up with him, just cause im scared that his feelings will come back and he'll return to her.
she also has a boyfriend, but that doesnt stop her from being flirty with him
he asked me if it was okay that he catches up with her, and that he promises nothing will happen. and although i trust him that he wont DO anything, im scared that he WILL get stronger feelings for her, then what he...

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sex in a canoe


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 1:40 am

Me and the guy I have been fooling around with have talked about having sex in a canoe. Has anyone tried this? Like what would be the best way to go about it? And please don't say don't do it because we still will, whether we succeed or not lol.

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Which phone?


Posted Tuesday May 24 2011, 1:23 am

Black berry curve or Samsung prevail for boost mobile which one should I get I text A LOT..

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The test said no, but I haven't gotten my period (2)


Posted Monday May 23 2011, 10:52 pm

I took a pregnancy test and it said no, but I still haven't gotten my period.

Here are the details to my previous question:
I got my period last month on the 17th, it is now almost the 24th of this month and it still hasn't come. I took an early detection pregnancy test on the 19th and it was negative, and I took another early detection last night on the 22/23rd and it was also negative. My period has kind of been all over the place the past few months too. For example, in March I got it on the 8th but last month I got it on the 17th and back in January I had it twice in the month.

The chances that I am pregnant are very slim, so what other reasons could there be for this to be happening? I only just r...

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Hair products for medium-thin lifeless hair?


Posted Monday May 23 2011, 10:25 pm

I'm cutting my hair like this tomorrow:

http://www.google.com/search?q=jenny+mccarthy+short+hair&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1282&bih=597

and I've always had a problem with volume and body. I know cutting my hair this short will mean I NEED some sort of volume, otherwise I might as well look like I got a bowl cut.

I've tried Tresemme, and it's not really doing well. I also have a huge round brush, doesn't do the trick either. Neither does blow drying, with all this combined.

Should I get shampoos and conditioners instead for volumizing/body/shine, etc. instead of the mousse I've been using (Tresemme)?

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How to approach your boyfriend if your shy


Posted Monday May 23 2011, 10:00 pm

Im a shy girl and so is my boyfriend. We hug at school and we text eachother 24/7 and we talk on the phone. But when we are with eachother we are both too shy to start a conversation. It really bothers me but im just so shy because i really like him and i dont want to say the stupidest thing. We both want to kiss but we dont know when to, and we only can at school. Im 13 as well. Help asap?

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My girlfriend is scared of thunderstorms ?


Posted Monday May 23 2011, 9:53 pm

It's raining and thundering and lightning at our house and my girlfriend is terrified of thunder and lightning. She scared she can't stop shaking and she's crying she keeps saying she's scared. What can I do to help her ?

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Shy about calling him.


Posted Monday May 23 2011, 9:48 pm

I have been talking to this guy for a while now, and he is extremely sweet, funny, and charming. I really feel like we connect. He and I share this same level of sillyness and quirkiness and I really like that. He is different from every guy I have known, although I am aware I have to be in his presence to really know him. Recently, he told me he really likes me a lot. And I feel like I like him a lot too. But there's a catch. He lives in Minnesota and is about three years older than me.

I think we have become very close since we first started talking. But I really wanna hear his voice. I really wanna call him. But I feel like I would bore him to death, but I also wanna learn not to be shy, too. How can I be a flirt in askin...

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love her ,yet still unsure


Posted Monday May 23 2011, 8:23 pm

18/m

Hello there

Iv been going with this for just over 9 months and everything is just perfect. what started off as just friendship has turned into a crazy love for each other such that I can't see my life without her. I care A LOT about her and these feelings are mutual.

This all sounds good but then I just can't help thinking to myself, I'm 18 years old, I'm young, how can I possibly be in love,where could this relationship be possibly going. I feel at times that I should rather be living that commitment free life and that I'm missing out on a certain part of my life that I would never get back.

I'm just confused,love her,want to be with her,but yet still unsure
Help x|

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wrong to go further with girlfriend?


Posted Monday May 23 2011, 8:12 pm

Hi

I've been going out with this girl for a while now, 8 months+ , and things are great, she's 16 and I'm 17, though I just like to know if its wrong to want to go further, we kiss but that's about it, I feel like perhaps its wrong to just ask her to go further or even like feel her up coz she's 16 and dnt wana be forcing things on her..I'm just not sure.

Thanks for the help :)

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