Me and the guy I have been fooling around with have talked about having sex in a canoe. Has anyone tried this? Like what would be the best way to go about it? And please don't say don't do it because we still will, whether we succeed or not lol.
sizzlinmandolin answered Saturday May 28 2011, 1:38 pm: It sounds like a great fantasy, but I think that if you were to try it, it would end up being rather disappointing and the fantasy will be ruined. When I first read it, I was like wow, sex in a canoe, how awesome does that sound! Then I thought about it and what turned me off from it wasn't the danger of getting caught or tipping over or anything. I really can't imagine that it would be very comfortable! Canoes don't have a lot of room to move around and they aren't padded on the bottom. Even if you laid down towels or something, there's metal sticking up from the bottom and beams going across the top. Before you actually try it, lie down in a canoe and see if it would really be worth it. If you still like the idea, then I say go for it. Just be aware that it might not be as great in the canoe as it is in your head! [ sizzlinmandolin's advice column | Ask sizzlinmandolin A Question ]
julie75 answered Tuesday May 24 2011, 10:46 pm: Definitely no sudden movements and try to do it over shallow water. I was able to do it in a small rowboat and cowgirl style worked best. If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask me. I hope this helps and good luck. [ julie75's advice column | Ask julie75 A Question ]
adviceman49 answered Tuesday May 24 2011, 1:15 pm: I hope your very good swimmers and still make sure to wear a life jacket. Canoes are easily upset. I really don't think it is possible nor do I recommend having sex in a canoe.
A rowboat is more stable in the water and I still don't recommend it for you can over turn a rowboat if you are not paying attention. Whatever you decide make sure to wear a coast guard certified life jacket. [ adviceman49's advice column | Ask adviceman49 A Question ]
NinjaNeer answered Tuesday May 24 2011, 9:42 am: Unless you lie very. very still, chances are it'll end in a very wet ending. Make sure you don't tilt too much to either side.
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