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Hey my name is Tanner. I'm pretty sure I give good advice so ask whatever you want.well i am a cool guy i guess...
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E-mail: longhorns626@yahoo.com
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I am turning 15 in less than a month and lately ive been looking up information about female masturbation. I masturbated the 1st of march for the first time ever. Well i dont know if sticking a magic marker in your vagina is masturbating...but anyway. Today i worked up the nerve to finger myself. It felt weird. Yesterday when i first ever masturbated i thought it felt really good...and i really want to have an orgasm...i just dont know how. I'm not comfertable with large objects in my vagina, only the size of my index finger. So my first question is " How do i get an orgasm with nothing bigger than a magic marker or my finger?" and my second question is "how come the morning after the first time i masturbated i felt really sick?"
Sorry this is so long...but i really need to know. Thanks everyone. (link)
i really dont think u should be sticking thinks up yourself...its called waiting until marriage..lol...and a magic marker?psssshhhhh........ur weird...thats all i can say..


i have a friend that copies everything i do and I HATE IT!!! but somtimes we have fun and somtimes we absoultly hate eachother!
what should i do
sgined jealous? (link)
tell her off


ok remember me? The one that had just broken up w/her bf that jut wanted to sleep w/me? Well guess what he calls me back a week after our argument asks how I am then gets mad at me for not calling him. Then I get pissed off and tell him exactly what wrong, I said, "I don't know what kind of girls you've been w/but if you got with me just to sleep w/me your not getting it!!" (in those exact words) Then its quiet for a while then I hear him start to cry and he tells me mija (means little girl in Spanish, what he always calls me) why woul you think that I would do that? If I gotwith you it's b/c I really love you and I want a long term realationship. Then he tells me that he loves me and that he misses me. I really don't know what to do. I'm so confused, should I take him back? PPPLLLEEAAASSS HHHEEELLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!! (link)
dont go back out with him...your not gonna end up with him anyway....


is it phisically possible to lick your elbow?
please answer, me and my friend are mad at each other because she says it is possible but doesn't care to prove it.



lee lee (link)
i dont really think so..i just tried it and it doesnt work....lol tell your friend that he/she has a problem..


does how a girl dresses influence guys liking of them in any way? (link)
yes it does..


Ok i know this is kinda gross, but i have really bad backne. (acne on my back) I dont know what to! I have to wear this really pretty dress to banquet in May, and its spagetti strap. These dont mix. Does anyone know any easy non painful ways to get rid of it? i rate high! (link)
yeah, theres this stuff called pro-active and it works great..when i used it..my pimples went away within a week...its awesome..!


there's this guy i like but all my friends sort of think he's ugly. i really don't know what to think about how good he looks. anyways he like gives me mixed signals and sometimes acts like a jerk. i am way too scared to tell him i like him cause i know he doesn't like me. what should i do? i really am desperate. i have to say i'm in junior high and haven't dated once. (link)
tell him..because he could like you back you never know..


My dad is always playing halo 2 on X-box live and lately he has been acting like the teenagers on there and he is 38 years old. And today he asked me to do something and when I did it, it was wrong and he said he was going to beat my ass. and I said do it and i will call the cops and he said call them now so they can take you away bitch. and that mad me so sad and I am crying right now and before he played halo he was so nice but now I hate him but when he isnt playing it he is nice sometimes and he yells at me all the time. I tell him all the time about I dont like him becuz of halo and hes is like the game isnt changing me..BUT IT IS... (link)
yeah i see this in some of my friends that play halo..im not the video type tho...what i would do is like get the game and throw it out...and when he asks where it is just say you dont know...they say halo is as addicting as cocaine...


valentines day is just about here... i NEED to find something for my b/f. we have been together a month and i have no clue what to get him. what would you guys love to get for valentines day??? i know heaps of people are prolly askin the same question but i really have no idea! please HELP!!! i only have a few days left to decide!!! :( thanks for any help, i will rate high if the answer is not just plain stupid. (link)
just give him something it really doesnt matter...it should be being with you that really matters..


heyy everyone. ok i was wondering if a guy is 18 years old and your 15 is it illegal to go out as boyfriend and girlfriend? because theres this really hott college guy and i really like him a lot but hes like i cant ask her out because its illegal. thanks yall! (link)
yes!


I have plenty of clothes but I never can find something to wear. I'm overweight and its hard to look decent without looking weird. It takes me sometimes 2 hours to find something! Does anyone have any ideas? (link)
lose weight...not being rude...but its the best way!


my n my boyfriend have been going out for 5 months... im 13/f and well valentines day is coming up.. and i have no idea what to get him... hes sorta a prep, he plays football, and umm idk hes just like a normal 13 year old guy.. please help!!
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give him money...or some cologne...


OK i got this realllly cute real Guchi purse for my birthday. Its really cute! and I just figured out that the most popular girl in school has the same purse! Im really mad cause i really want to use it but i can't because if she see's it shes gonna hate me! and well she kinda likes me right now and lets me hang out with her and shes really nice and stuff. BUt we cant have any of the same stuff as them. Even clothes. It really stinks cause i love all her clothes and i have the oppurtunitiys to but them! I really like there group! should i even hang out with them? (link)
to hell with them...wear the clothes you want to wear..if they get pissed just say its a free country read the 1st amendment bitch..


Well as yall know valentines day is coming up.. I have no clue as to what to get my boyfriend. Hes really into his truck, but all that stuff is really expensive. Please give me some ideas!
Emily (link)
get viagra..Jk..go to ebay and get him something there...


I have a boyfriend and we've been going out for 2 months and 1 week. I really like him and all..but sometime he bugs me so much!! I kind of miss being single and I dont know what to do..
and i dont want to break up with him...ugh..i'm sucha mess...please tell me your answer (link)
well if i were you i would break up with him...hes not mr.right if hes not your type so just tell him that hes not your type..lol


well my friend sarah is away at camp this weeekend. so her little sister spent the night at my house. she hung out with me n stuff.. and she was telling me about all the foul/rude/mean things sarah says about me.

1..* she said that im trying to steal a guy named bob that likes her. she concluded that just becasue ive talked to him a few times on the internet. im so not that kind of person! i wouldnt "steal" a guy from my best friend.. thats so messed up!

2..* she said that i am lame and i cant get any of my own friends cause i talk to hers. omg i have so many friends. thats not why i talk to hers, im just trying to be friendly so if i ever see them i wont be shy or anything.

theres otheres but they're not important.

what do i do? shes gonna call me today and idk what to say to her. im so upset with her, and im pissed she actually says things like that about me! help!

*Me (link)
cus her out..


Im kind of unsure about what to do about this one guy I like. I've liked him for a long time and he knows I like him but he doesnt know if he likes me. Last night we went to a party together but the party was really weak. Me and him never danced and all everyone did was chill and talk and eat..and listen to music. There were a bunch of instances of him flirting with me but sometimes him and one of my friends would gang up on me and sometimes they went to far and really got on my nerves. He says that when he does that stuff, hes only playing and he doesnt want to hurt anyone and if he ever does, hes sorry. But now I dont really know what to do. The first time me and him actually went somewhere together and it turned out so lame. I want to go to the next school dance with him but hes going with one of his old friends. He doesnt like her like that but you know how it is when you have a friend you've been friends with for a looong time. I have to admit though, I am a bit jealous.
So anyway, I want to ask him if he likes me because I think Ive given him enough time to decide and next weekend I might go over his house if he wants. His mother already invited me over. I just need some advice on what I should do about all this. I'm still kind of bummed out about the turn-out of the party... (link)
ask him out...dont be scared...


ok theres this girl..i dont know if i would consider her my friend but i try to be nice to everyone.well she liked my boyfriend b4 we started to go out.and of course i did 2.well she WAS mad when we started to go out so ever since then shes been butting into our business.like we can be walking down the hall holding hands and what not and she just walks up in between us.after awhile it can get verrry annoying.when me and my boyfriend are on the phone ill get online and she'll IM me and want me and my boyfriend to 3 way her.he doesnt like her and she pisses him off.today she crossed my boyfriends line.she pretty much was trying to invite herself to the movies with me and my boyfriend and that pissed him off so he goes no we want to be alone for once.i cant really blame him but shes allllways on my business.i dont want to be mean to her because im not that way.what are some ways to tell her to back off without being mean? (link)
well its kind of hard not to mean to a bitch like that so what i would do is tell her that she needs to backoff and that your boyfriend doesnt like her...shes gonna come back with a smartass remark so say something like u bitch...and then fight her..


I'm a teen, and after changing schools and being away for a few years, I moved back to my hometown this summer. I have a guy friend that I was best friends with before I left, and I'm starting to like him as more then a friend. But, I don't know if he likes me back. We're in English together and over the past couple of weeks I'm noticed him glancing my way out of the corner of my eye and he comes over to my desk 'just to talk' all the time. He's started sitting at my table at lunch and other things also. Do you think he likes me, and if so, what do you think I should do about it? (link)
im dealing with the same thing...and i havent done anything about it either...but im a guy and you should maybe make him notice you more and he might ask you out...but dont be a slut or anything...


This may sound dumb but I really need help.

I was browsing the internet and remembered a site I had visited earlier called TeenOrg or something like that- it had like chat rooms and articles and stuff. I was pretty sure I remembered it, so I typed in teenorg.com. And viola, a teen porn page appears. Of course I closed it out, but I'm freaked now- my uncle fixes my computer quite often and I'm scared he'll see it.

My internet browser is Mozilla Firefox and my computer is Windows XP. How do I get rid of it? (link)
i dont know how to get rid of its but if i were you i would just confess and tell him the truth...




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