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I'm friends with benefits with this guy. I used to have a crush on him.
We agreed to just be friends with benefits.
We don't hang out alot and fullfill the friends with benefits but lately he's been calling alot just to talk and stuff. He comes over every now and again and we just talk. He tells me that he doesn't want a relationship with a girl because they all are sweet in the beginning then they turn out to be crazy.
He has never called me for a booty call. But lately there has been alot of chemistry going on between us, alot of flirting and such.
We aren't really friends (as in normal friends you know) so it confuses me as to why he calls so much to just talk. I know what friends with benefits is, and that's not what we are. I'm not sure what to do? He sends mixed signles. What is going on with us? If we are just friends with benefits why does he call so much, I thought you just called for a booty call when you are fwb?

Ey.. i think he likes u but iz jus afraid to admit it. Tell him wha u told me n thats da only way you'll find out how he feels.

~1~

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Is gatorade healthier/better than water?

No. Gatorade has some sugar (but it's still healthy), but water has none.

J

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What do you say when asked if Santa has children?

Uhhh, id probably say no because all the kids of the world are his "children".

J

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....I'm not too sure if i am a guy or a girl, it's really confusing and my parents wont tell me. So how can i tell if im a guy or a girl???? PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!

plzz no stupid answersss

Look inside your pants and see if you have a penis. If not you're not a man. Then check inside your shirt. If its bumpy [breasts] then you're a lady. K?


J

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how do i put up a pic?

You really dont know? Ok, go click 'profile settings', and 'upload picture.' Then scroll down and click 'submit'. If the pictures too big to upload go to tinypic.com, host a picture, and copy and paste what it says in the first box on the left and paste it on 'profile settings', 'url of a picture of you.'

J

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on AIM what does

=P
:D

and other things like that mean ? i dont know what they mean ! or if they even have a meaning. ill rate 5's for any useful serious answers

They is smileys.
=)

J

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how bad is weed fa real? no bullshit.

LOL, it can cause cancer, but if you're going heavy on it. Fo' real.

Ight Peace.
J

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what does the spanish word mierda mean in english?

Crap.

Peace. J.

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I can only reach orgasm (either from masterbating or oral sex) when my legs really straight, have lots of muscle tension, and are touching the floor. Ive tried to practice with them bent but I just can't get off that way.

It makes me sad to think I wont be able to have an orgasm during sex because i can't keep my legs straight and close enough together. My boyfriend thinks I'm weird. Is this normal? What could I do? Why am I like this?

LOL, i'm not sure if its normal. Im no female. And i have noo clue why you're like that. But theres only one thing i can tell you. If your boyfriend thinks you're weird hes not worth your time. You are how you are, and if you cant get an orgasm from sex he shouldn't care. Ight take care. Peace.
J

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is it true that deoderant can give you breast cancer? especially if you put it on after you shave?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

That is NOT true. Fo sho.

- J

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someone, anyone tell me what this guy thinks. i love him, and i can read what he says. but im wondering if theres somthing 'inbetween the lines'? help, ill rate & all that jazzzz < 33

me: will you go out w. me?
him: no
me: whatt, why?
him: complicatedd
me: just dime
him: i hate you. END
me: what
him: that was SUCH a joke
him: tard
me: but..
me: but i like love you
him: so suck it
him: bye
him signed off at 5:51:56 PM.
him signed on at 5:53:27 PM.
him: so to set this straight, benny dared me, i dont like you, i like jenna, ask anyone, get out of my face and stopo being such a clingy little 4 year old
him: so stop following me, and stop obsessing over me, just stop, youre WEIRD.
me: what
just too radical: want me to spell it? W-E-I-R-D
me: fine w.e
him: i know you care
him: youre crying arent you
me: s what if i am
him: thats so sad
me: really?
him: i mean sad as in loser as in, pathetic puppy
me: as in suck it
him signed off at 5:56:57 PM.

What an asshole. He doesnt deserve you, and he likes Jenna. Just move on. Hes gay.

- J

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My parents have been telling me Santa Claus is real..I mean I am trying to believe but my parents have given off to MANY clues. I asked my mom the other day and she gave me the whole pep talk. Is Santa Claus real or is it his "helpers" who live w/ me?

LOL, he's not real. It's probably yo mama dressing up as Santa.

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I masterbate alot how can i chill out on doin it cause i do it alot

LMAO. Uhh dont think about it. Get occupied. Waste your time with guys so you wont be tempted to fuck girls.

- J
Peace.

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I got some hatemail in my inbox today. What would you say to the jerk who sent it if it was sent to you? The jerk said I was gay and ugly. Can you help me?

Get that bitch banned!

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well..
i have known my best friend since 7th grade ((we're in college now))&& we are very close..and last thursday..we got even closer..well we were at his apartment and we were watching a movie..and out of no where he stopped the movie..and we were already cuddling..and yes..durin the movie..i did feel him get.."happy"..but anyways..he kissed me..and we started makin out..one thing led to another and we endin up having sex..now everytime i see him we end up makin out and doing it..i talked about being in a serious relationship and he seemed hesitant but he said he wants to think about it..and i told him that i am not going to be his little whore and everything..and he was like..i would never think of you like that..i like you a lot..but i don't want our friendship to be weird..but i told him that it already was weird after we had sex..so what should i do..i really want to be his girlfriend..but i am so confused about everything..i need sum good advice..and i rate 5's for good advice

Poor baby. He's using you, i can tell. A relationship isn't all about sex, if he loves you he wouldn't say "a serious relationship is weird." You said yoursef "everytime we see each other we end up having sex" thats not a relationship. Hope all goes well.

-J

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Okay so Ive been raped,cheated,used and more in past relationships. But I've know this guy for about 3 years now and weve been dating almost 6 months. Were very close and well I really really think I love him...Is this possible..were sophomores in highschool and weve been best friends ever since 7th grade. We have the same family background and everything. He talks of me being his wife someday..what do you all think?

Sounds like he's good for you. Keep em'.

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does smirnoff taste better than beer? what about tequila?

Smirnoff taste way better than beer. Beer at times can taste like shit. And tequila, even better.
:)
Have Fun Drinkin'
Peace.

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theres this boy called Aaron i feel alot for him but he doesnt like me and hes going out with one of my best friends i dont no what to do because i want him to like me and i want him to be mine!
thankyou Natalie x

Well it would be wrong to steal him away from your friend, so you should tell him about it. He'll know how you feel and he'll tell you what he wants to do about it.
Peace.

-pimp

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if you were gonna have sex with sumbody, then u see they got a mole on their vagina, what would ur reaction be?

It wouldn't matter to me at all.

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hi, my family has 4 animals, 2 dogs, a, cat and a guinnea pig. i REALLY want a kitten for my birthday or Christmas. my mom and dad already said no, how can i get them to say yes?

You cant force them to say yes, sorry. They are your parents... kinda of like your mini jesus's, haha.

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