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what the heck is that!! and how come it only came up that one time andd did the question even get answered ugh!!

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?f=93

Read the Help and FAQ every so often. You may learn things.

AG

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How do you become a level II moderator? Is it possible for like anyone?

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=13

The FAQ and the Help are a great place to learn about the site.

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Hey!

What do you mean bye if there are any 10 11 12? Because shouldn't you love those even if they are not your type? Well I am not te=rying to be rude, but you should not tell people to ask you a qeustion and their age be limited! I am 15 by the way! Please mail me back! I was going to ask about, well, i am uncomfortable with my chest. It is small and weird. Could you tell me a way besides stuffing to make me look like a girl? Thank you so much!

The reason I have a age limit is because for a while I was getting questions almost every day from 10, 11 or 12 year olds. They were very stupid questions such as "how do I get a guy to like me" and "I want to ask this guy out....blah blah blah". They are KIDS they shouldn't be worrying about dating yet. Plus Advicenators is for 13 and up. I'm a L2 and I don't think I should encourage kids to get advice from me. Especially if they get a account I then have the joy to ban them.

Live with your chest! If it's small, it's small. You can't do anything to change your breast size. Your 15, you should know that. Live with it and hope that you'll get bigger.
You don't want to have huge breasts either. If they are too big than you can get bruises under your arms and have back pain. There are many girls out there that wish they didn't have any breasts. So live and be happy! You can't change it.

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You're cute. And I'm not just saying that because I know it pisses you off, I'm saying it to draw attention to the not-so-recently changed picture on your column. It's because I'm sure you didn't change it to draw attention. EVERYONE!!! LOOK AT THE CUTE PICTURE OF KAT!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I changed the picture hoping that it wouldn't be noticed. You suck. But since you did use Kat instead of Kathleen I shall not get annoyed. ALTHOUGH you could have spared me the caps for the last sentence. (It even made me look at my own picture)

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How come when i go on edit answers, if i scroll down some of my other answers say they have been deleted and will not be shown on the advice columns, but when i look on my adivce column there still there. Why is this? And why are they deleted?

When questions have been deleted after you answer them (whether by the person that asked or by moderator/low ratings) it says that.
The reason the questions are probably still showing on your column is because you have it so you still see it even if the question has been deleted.
If you want to change that so that questions that have been deleted don't show on your column you go to Profile Settings under your username. scroll down until you see the question that says: "If a question is deleted (by either the user asking it or a moderator) should we still display it on your column?"
Click no and deleted questions won't show up anymore.

AG

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can u get kicked off advicenators w/o notice b/c of a perverted question you asked/

saying "hey sexy" to another columnsit will not get you banned from the site. (I know you did because I am a level 2 mod) Only if you start harrassing other columnists that you might get banned.
AG

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When can you become a moderator? what are the requirements? I need to know because I want to become one!

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=13

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=11

The Help and FAQ are a great place for information about the site. (do learn to use them in the future)

AG

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let the rain come down and wash away my tears. let carrots be free to the other animals when carrots reproduce. carrots go through puberty sometimes in their life. it's common, if you think about it.They start around normal human being's age about 13. The only reason that most carrots dont get puberty is because usually they get eaten. Unless the owner of his/her/heshe carrot has forgotten you in the fridge for years.And my fellow carrots, like human beings, you don't have to use tampons. All you have to do is get a pickle and put it next to your face and breathe slowly until your breath smells like pickle.(perhaps maybe you mnight be able to eat it). When your breath is pickleish, the smell goes through your stomach and provide and push to the strawberry juice that comes out of your butt. (not blood for carrots.) Also another thing that most people "DO NOT" do is, getting a huge blob of pudding and jam it thgrough your throat. This will help the jelly go through your stomach smoothly and then blob on the strawberry juice so it gives more push. When jelly and pickles collide with each other, they make fart. Which will really help. You are probably thinking "why not just drink milk." But that is not the key to the answer because carrots cant drink milk. The reason is because a long time ago in the 15th centuries, carrots and cows had war which was called the, "COWROTT WAR" Thats how for the carrot religion, they can't Drink milk. Now your probably thinking, "why not eat cheese?" But no. Because in the 16th century, the prime minister of cheese named ,"JoJomA LoGOLa" and the carrot president, "President Abraham Carrocoln" had a major conflict of whether not to put a piece of TIK TAK on a piece of air conditioning material. So now its against their religion. So back to topic, carrot puberty is very important for our natural studies to make hope for them to again unite with the cheese and the cows. We need to convince them to break their religion. HELP ME WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER AND HELP THEM. so it wont be late like the jewish being badly treated by the germans. First everyone thought it was crazy but later when they realizied what a problem it was, it was too late. PLZ JOIN ME IN MY "HELP CARROT PUBERTY CLUB" thank you! UNITE WITH CHEESE AND COW!! THANK YOU GO GO!!! GO FIGHT WIN CARROTS! PUBERTY!

hahahaha, I support this weird, idiotic club of yours. Luck to you in your weird hobby....hahahaha

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How come my rating doesn't show up on my column?

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=6

Really, Learn to use the Help every so often.
AG

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Hey, this is rainbowcherrie. I notice that I am on your faviourites list. Is this because you are on mine or because my advice is actually worth listening to?

Your advice is totally worth listening to. Thats the reason I added you. I have never seen your column and I happened to look at it today and I really was surprised....You advice is good.
Keep it up! :P
AG

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hey does anyone know how to change your name on your column? How to change the capitilization of your name in your advice column so that it looks better?

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?f=39
Use the FAQ/Help every so often. Thats why its there.
AG

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Im on your friend list...but anyways. How did you get to be a level 2 mod? I want to be a level 2 moderator!

Hey DemonDrummer,
Well for one, I have been on this site since the begining of the year and I stayed around. Unlike alot who get tired of just answering questions.
But anyways I would suggest that you just stay with the site and keep up your good advice you give. Rate questions like crazy if your a L1 and in time I bet you will be reconised for your hard work.

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What are some sites I could go to to get cool backgrounds for my advice column? (besides googling is :P) Thanks a bunch!

~*~*~Ren~*~*~

http://www.advicenators.com/backgrounds.php

Thats Advicenators backrounds. They are all free and really kind of cool.

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My column says that I've been rated 25 times, when really, I counted& I've been rated 63 or so..is there any reason why it does that? I've looked under FAQ and couldn't find a thing! MODS please don't delete!

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=6
Use that link, it should tell you all you want to know.

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TRY MY FRIEND JeSSiiHaLL she give awsome advice she should be level 2 monerator she showed like ever one at school this site shes awsome not trying to suck up to you she just really deservse it... i dont want her to get into any troble b.c im telling you this tho thanks for reading!! oh bye the way GREAT ADVICE!!

Seeing that you wrote this to not just me I will be honest this is not a site to advertise. This is also not how the admin chooses L2's. If you read in the FAQ it says the requirments for a level 2. she has to stick around for a while and she is already a L1 so she has to go from there.
It is nice that you think of your friend like this.

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Yo, MFS here...

You all probalby noted that the site was down for a while. We had to switch to a new server/host, and it took longer than anticipated.

Currently, it looks like our avatars / user pictures are screwed up. I don't have time to look into it much right now, but it looks like a matter of a folder not being transferred or something on those lines. I'll make sure the Admin is aware, and hopefully it'll get fixed soon.

If you find other issues with things not working, just know that it might be part of the whole move that just took place. Things only came back on-line over the weekend, and all bugs aren't worked out just yet.

Yeah I noticed that, I just thought that everyone needed to refresh their pics. Guess I was wrong.
I answered a question I think before the change of servers/hosts but when I came back to advicenators it was in my inbox as a new question.I haven't answered it again. I'm thinking of rejecting it. This is probably irrelevant to what you said but hey I decided to say what what was on my mind. heh... Thats me.

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Just so everyone knows, putting this in the subject of your question not only does not affect our decision to delete it, but it only serves to point out to us that you have already asked the same question before and it was deleted.

Asking the same exact question two or three times, only putting "MODERATORS, DON'T DELETE THIS QUESTION", does nothing but serve to annoy us more.

Thankyou, I know who you are and I think all needed to here this. I'm gettinf so sick of reading questions with that, it makes me want to delete the question but I restrain myself normaly.

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How do I delete a question from my advice column once I have answered it?

Very easy, You just click the "Edit Answers" link on the right side of your screen and you go to that question you want deleted click "edit answer" and just high light all your advice and back space click "Edit Answer" and it will say that that question a has been deleted frome your column.

Good Luck!

advice~gurl

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ok we've answered 15 questions already but our column still doesnt show up...what do we need to do???? whenever we click to veiw our column it says that no one has this username.

Conatact the Admin. She is the creator of the site she can help you. (Advicenator_Admin)

Good Luck!
advice~gurl
kat

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Due to an error that really messed up the site today, I've set up the "give advice" page to operate in "backlog mode" (because, well, we're backlogged). What this means is that instead of just seeing the newest questions first, you're seeing questions with the fewest answers first. After someone answers a question, it gets bumped down. This helps to make sure every question gets answered, and all the questions are answered equally. Questions three days old just aren't shown at all.

I put the site in this mode because we're in an emergency situation, but what do you think of it? Should we have it like this all the time, so questions with no answers are at the top, waiting for you? Or do you think we should go back to the old way, so you always see the newest questions when you click on "give advice"?

Answer with your opinion!

I liked it the way it was before. Because now when you answer a question and then go back to the "Veiw Questions" its gone down lower sometimes or off the first page.
I personaly DO NOT like it. But prehaps I am wrong.
I just think that it kinda messes everything up. I liked it the way it was before because it seemed very organised, now it seems like evey time I want to give advice it's like the questions are moving in a way.
This is my opinion, may be wrong but it's what i think.

Advice~gurl
kat

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