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Q: I kind of lost my virginity on Saturday , it was just like a "fck" like we didn't kiss, it was just sex, but me and the guy are cool , I don't like him at all now I see. But I really like this boy W , like almost love we've been talking for like six months, we've only kissed but we stopped talking , and he's had girlfriends, done stuff and every thing, although we've stopped "Talking talking" , he knows how I feel about him, and in actuality it's like we haven't stopped talking. Now he's with this girl A, I told him about the sex thing w/ no details though, I just said "I had sex", I doubted he cared, he's with this girl and shows no feelings toward me even though he knows how I feel! Now he's super mad at me & I cant stop crying. Idk what to do.. Please help.
I don't understand why he's mad. Although the sex was a bit careless, it was your choice and not his. Don't let him get to you. He has a girlfriend and he should not be preoccupied with who you're doing it with. In my opinion, he's just jealous that you didn't do it with him.

Don't let a silly boy get to you :D

And remember to always be safe!
-M

Q: i have a really crappy life. my parents are assholes to me all they care about is if i clean and work for them. and my mom gossips about me everywhere telling people that i am mentally retarded and a freak of nature sent from god. And she told my sister that she wants me to commit suicide so she wont have to deal with all my issues anymore. and besides that i have high funtioning autism and im awkward and clumsy so no matter how hard i try to make friends i can never say or do the right thing and no one wants me around and everyone thinks im a freak. i have next to no friends and the friends i do have are pretty crappy they always eventually find people they like better than me. and guys never want anything to do with me ill probably never get a boyfriend and i have to watch everyone else have one and be so loved and i have to go home to my god forsaken parents while everyone else gets to go out and party and be loved by their guy. i could probably stand all of this except for one thing im in love with this guy and i just cant forget about him and he liked me at first and i thought he was different and for once in my god dammed life i was actually happy so happy i was on air but then just like everybody else he now doesnt even want me around at all and now that i no what it feels like to be happy i just cant stand having that feeling taken away from me and being thrust back into this hell :( :( :( I just cant stand it i really dont know what to do i really dont want to die but i dont want to live like this either. all i want is a fair shot at life like everyone else or in the least just one good happy thing in my life to look forward to cause i have nothing and no one cares about me at all so i just dont know what to do should i kill myself or not? what do you think?
Well i think your parents need therapy. That is no way to treat your own child. I'm pretty sure every teenager has felt like this at some point in their lives. I know i have felt it. I've questioned suicide because i thought my life could not get any worse.
But then i thought about all the people who didn't have what i have. There are so many kids just roaming on the streets with no food or water and no place to stay. You have the essentials to lead a happy life. You have everything you need to stay alive now all you need to do is be happy.

If you think it is necessary, get professional help. It might help you and they would also be able to help your parents.

I was at a point in my life where i thought i needed professional help but i was too scared to ask for it. So i came up with a method to make myself feel better.

Try sitting in a calm place, preferably outside. Then i want you to notice every little detail about your surroundings. Take time to notice the little things. Then, write down how you are feeling. That sounds corny but it really works.

PLEASE DO NOT KILL YOURSELF!
i'll be your friend if you want =]

and remember: You were once the fastest, strongest sperm out of millions =]

Q: 16 yr old guy and im a bit worried my penis is really small its really embarrassing what can i do to make it bigger? do girls care about the size?
honestly, most girls dont really care.
But they do have enlargement pills and creams or whatever.
you could try that.
Some girls do care about size, im not gonna lie, but then there are girls who are kinder than that and wont care about that kind of superficial stuff.

but if it will boost your self-confidence you can try enlarging creams/pills.

best of luck!

Q: ive been with my bf for 7 months and i love him a lot and were having a problem sexually his penis
is well its on the small side i told him it doesn't matter when we have sex i can hardly feel him and it dosent last that long couple of more times we tried and i cant feel him im not sure what to do i havent said anything i dont want to hurt him i love him a lot so how can i handle this problem without hurting his feelings?
well it sounds to me like he already knows his penis is on the smaller side because you told him it doesnt matter. well there isn't much you can do that wont hurt his feelings because guys take pride in their you-know-whats. um i would just tell him straight up whats going on. tell him you love him a lot and you two can work out something. you could try male enhancement which is a pill or sometimes a cream. im not sure what else to tell you; sorry.

p.s. maybe use sex toys too spice it up. it might help.

Q: if you watched porn on the internet is there any way that the government can find out that you actually aren't 18? i'm worried im going to get caught or something.
no =]
you dont have anything to worry about.
you wont get caught unless it's by your parents or something.

Q: do guys perfer it all shaved or what?
or just a little shaved
tips would be great
and i have tried shaving but i got all itchy
it depends on the guy, whatever you feel comfortable with. Most guys though like it shaved. and to not get those itchy bumps you can shave with conditioner it really helps.

i hope i helped =]

Q: hey, i wuz just wondering if there are any sites for different masturbation tequnices. thx
well my friend is always going on clitical.org i never actually looked at it but i heard it was good.


hope i helped =]

Q: dose a yeast infection cause you to NOT have your period?
nope, your cycle should still be normal during a yeast infection.

Q: 15/f

So on satuday may 5th, i had sex with my boyfriend
that ive been with for a longg time. Now it went fine. I lost my viginity to him and he lost it to me. Now we did it in the woods which is strange but we arent supposed to be doing it and it was fine i didn't mind. So he left his pocket knife out in the woods that day. A few days later him and his 2 friends went out to the woods to get it. His friend lets call him Jay saw the condom and accused my boyfriend lets call him Ryan. He refused because we promised eachother we wouldnt tell anyone that we did it. If certain people found out somehow it would get to his brother and we would be forced to break up. Blah Blah but that not important. When "jay" and "ryan" and lets call the other guy "joe" were out in the woods jay said there was a hole in the condom. Now this was 3 days after we did it and we left the condom in the woods. We thought jay was trying to be a pain in the ass and get a reaction out of us but we had to ignore him because he couldnt know we did it. So i didnt care anymore. Then ryan told me he was still bothered by what jay said. now im scared because if there was a hole i could be pregnant. im not buying a test to dont try that. i know im supposed to get my period this week or the beginning of next. if i dont have it in 2 weeks then theres deffinatly something wrong. I hate to sit and wait though. Im getting the symptoms that i usually get a day ahead of the day i get my period. But what if its not that. I had these pains last nigth and all day today. Which is not normal. Maybe i should just wait. But is there anything i can do to tell sooner? If im pregant im fucked! my mom would kill me and "ryan". And reminder pregnancy test arent available for me wats so everr.

Please help me
Sorry it was soo longg
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all you can do is wait, just try and calm down.
You could try going to a planned parenthood and get tested (its confidential) but other than that you just have to wait. sorry theres nothing mroe we can say =[

Q: is it normal for a guy to get an erection when making out
yeah. it means the girl turned him on.


hope i helped =]

Q: me and my boyfriend and his friend derek were watching t.v one time and when my boyfriend got up to go to the bathroom derek sat on me and took off my shirt and pants and started licking and fingering me and i tried fighting him off but hes alot bigger than i am. i started screaming and my boyfriend came and laughed and joined him. i forgave them and we still hang out and they onyl did it three times after that. so i guess im over it and im still with my boyfriend. but i dont know how to move on. help please. thanks
they're both idiots.
sorry hun but thats the truth.
you NEEEEEED to dump him because thats the only way you could possible get over it.
if they did that FOUR times in total, thats like sexual harassment since you started screaming.
so yeah leave the loser and moveee onn. do a sport or something to get your mind off of it.

Q: im a freshamn in highschool im fifteen, and i was at my boyfriends friends house it was me and like his four guy friends. there all football players and everything so there built. there really nice and respectful and all but we were ust sitting on the couch and they were asking me really inapropriate questions like when ill get my next period and how old i was when i first got it, and what size bra i wear. it was really uncomfortable so i got up to go to the bathroom and i heard someone behind me so i turned around and it was my boyfriend he started kissing me and he asked me if i felt uncomfortable. we have been going out for a year since eighth gtrade so i could trust him and he was nice to me and everything so i said yeah a little and he started kissing me and apoligized and then in his friends house there was a guestroom right next to the bathroom and he started pushing me into the room and i went along with it since i mean we werent going to do anything. keep in mind hes a football player and weighs like 190 which is all muscle and i weigh 91 pounds. so he threw me (liturally) on the bed and started taking his shirt off and he locked the door. i sat up because i didnt want to do this. and he pushed me back down and started taking my shirt off and he started kissing me again and it hurt since he was ontop of me. i was trying to get him off and kept telling him no i dont want to do this and he always respected my opinion before when we were doing stuff and i didnt want to anymore so i thought he would this time. all he did was start to punch me and tell me i was a slut and a whore. and he started taking my pants off and he started fingering me and it hurt really bad. i just froze i was in shocke he would be doing this. i tried to fight him off which i knew wouldnt work sincehe was much mcuch bigger than me but he took his pants off and went in me and then i started screaming and his friends came but since the door was locked they just asked if i was okay and i said no and then they broke the lock and got him off of me and asked me if i was okay. meanwhile my boyfriend kept telling them i was a slut and he thought thats what i wanted because thats what sluts do and they kept telling him i wasnt a slut then he got all mad and left. the next day he kept calling me and tellling me how sorry he was and he wasnt thinking that night and he loves me and will wait till i ready to do it again. he bought me flower and he wrote me apoligy notes and all. i forgave him and its been like five months im just afraid hell do it again. i need help. what should i do?
well, you shouldn;t have forgiven him.thats RAPE. i dont care how many flowers he bought that is R-A-P-E and he punched you which is violent. he will do it again, because he got inside you so my advice is leave him.

sorry if this wasnt what you were looking for.

Q: my boyfriends three years older than me. hes eighteen and im fifteen. hes way more expirienced then i am. he always asks me when im on my period cause he wants to suck me down there it makes me uncomfortable. but he tells me its what every girl does when shes on her period. so i did it once and it was verrrrryyyy uncomvortable and grose but he seemed to like it. he keeps asking me now how do i telll him no without him wanting to break up with me? thanks.
well with that age difference you should feel uncomfortable. That means you're not ready for it. Your body is, but your mind needs more time. Tell him to wait and if he loves you, he will wait too. If a guy breaks up with you because you wont let him "perform" on you then he isnt worth your time.

Q: Hi i was wondering,for 14 year olds...what would be better?..oral sex or regular sex?...also for oral would it be better for the girl to do the guy first or the guy to do the girl first..or would it be better for both to do it at the sametime because i know that someone might not feel like doing something after orgasming..also is it better for a guy to wear a condom for oral or not?

thanks =)
umm you are 14 so my advice would be neither but oral if anything. but if you get syphyllis or something, you will be soooo embarrassed. wait a little geez. and yes the guy must wear one.

Q: So i'm a teenage girl. My only imperfection is being about 30 pounds overweight. (but i'm an hourglass so it's kind of okay) I've only had one boy call me, and the other 2 were basically guys who I had already asked out, so they called me to sort of verify the date.

The one who asked for my number had a mental disorder- Asburger's Syndrome anyway.

MY POINT IS- Most of my friends have boyfriends, but everyone is automatically unattracted to me. My friend has this perfect boyfriend and she's all perfect. Why can't I be her?

Don't say "oh sweetie it will be fine. everyone feels this way as a teenager." i've heard that to many times.

I'm mortally depressed and i try to hide it but i think most people can see through it. I'm also jealous of anything that someone else has that i don't have. But it's not obvious. I'm very pretty and i have this gorgeous hair that really stands out and everyone envy's. I'm breasty enough too.

So why am I single? i just don't get it.


I only feel okay with myself when I have a significant other. When I do not, I'm pretty much always on the brink of suicide.
wow. this just isn't right. you need therapy or a guidance counselor or sumthing because you're going to become like a prostitute or somebody who is desperate to be with someone. you should be happy with who you are as an individual, not the shadow of some guy. the right guy will come, but you have to be patient. interact with guys more, talk, laugh with them. stuff like that.

Q: my boyfriend and i have been having sex for over six months now, but it doesn't seem as pleasant when he uses a condom. Does anyone have any solutions as to other things we could use for protection instead?
there isn't really anything else out there. I mean, if you want an STD then don't use one at all. But i think you should just keep using them. At least until something else comes out.

Q: I have come to the point where I cant write, concentrate, derive pleasure from anything, have difficulty remembering things, have blurred vision, eyes seriously hurt, sometimes have severe headaches, most of the time dont know what I am talking especially with my elder brother. I have nt got father and mother I live my elder brother and his wife since 6 years. I am 26/M an MBA had a successful career but now since six months things have been deteriorating. I cant bear it any more. Plz tell me the easiest way to commit suicide which hurts less and is quick and doesnt make much of a mess.
honestly why would you put your brother through that much pain. i mean about your headaches and stuff, see a doctor. just get a job, meet someone to maybe date or something. i dont know but you are young so suicide is soooo not the answer. maybe see a therapist. i have seen people in way worse condition than you. have hope maybe try some new hobbies to get you happy or something.

JUST DONT KILL YOURSELFFF!

Q: ive been seeing my boyfriend now for about three months and the other night we had sex for the first time. the thing is he made me bleed. im not a virgin and it hasnt been that long since the last time i had sex. what do you think is wrong?
is it normal to randomy bleed? its not a lot but ive been bleeding for two days now, what should i do?
maybe you got your period or if not, something could be wrong so i would go to the doctor.

Q: 15/f
so I have been shaving my "south pole" area for a while but lately when I do it, it hurts during the actual proccess. Now I dont know if I am doing it right so if anyone has any tips that would really be appreciated!
i've been told that using shaving cream mixed with conditioner works really well.

Q: 16/m
I'm so sick of being alive. Everything is so hard. I can't stand it. It's like I'm doing something wrong. I have few friends, but it doesn't matter because I don't like them. I don't like any one. People don't meet my standards and they never will. And when it comes to girls I have no idea what I'm doing. It's like there's some secret technique that every one but me seems to understand. My problems with girls contribute the most to my loneliness and depression. I'm unmotivated in school, because I care more about trying to find a place I belong, trying to find some one who understands me. I can hardly sleep because I'm always worrying about all this. I'm scared I'll never have friends. I'm scared I'll never have a good job. I'm scared I'll never have my first kiss or have sex, and if I do it will be with some one I don't want to do it with. Somewhere between now and the next few years I 100% sure I'll be dead. I can't take it anymore. I've been to therapy and they even locked me up like a criminal in a mental health ward, but to no avail. I hate life. I hate myself. I hate every one, especially if they're happy. I don't see things ever getting better. Please help me. And don't post anything about God, Jesus, or religion of any kind, it will be an automatic 1 on your rating.
You belong right where you are. So stop worrying. Get involved in your community. keeping yourself busy will take your mind off of things and help you make friends. you may think you're alone, but the truth is i was in the same situation as you. Life is hard. But that is how it gets better. nothing is free, especially happiness. You have to earn a good life, a girlfriend, money, or anything else. There's no technique to getting girls to like you. Don't be so negative, i know you can't help it but isn't there anything you can get excited about? and if you dont have many friends, i will be your friend. I might not meet your standards but i dont think anyone ever will. look for the good in everyone. i think you just need to talk to someone about all of these feelings you've been having. I really want to get to know you. and i'm not just saying that. the reason is because i think you're pretty brave to say all this on a website. i really wish we could try and be friends. so if you want someone who will listen to everything you need to say then email me: princess.milena@gmail.com

keep your head up, kid.
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