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I am 16 years old, and I am sure you are on here for advice, not to learn about my life.

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No, this question isn't ''What is a blowjob?'' I know what it is.
But my cousin went to a bar and he told me that his friends bought him a drink that was called a 'Blowjob'.
He doesn't remember what it tasted like (since he was drunk as hell) but I'm wondering has anyone ever heard of that drink, and if so, what's the recipe for it?

Thanks :D

The Blowjob is usually for girls. It is a mixture of Bailey's and Kahlua and topped with whipped cream in a shot glass. You have to take the shot without using your hands.

Basically you wrap your lips around it and gulp it down, and the whip cream is all over your mouth, hence why it is called the "blowjob."

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i don't remember like any of the lyrics but in the beginning it goes something like "when i see your smile tears roll down my face" and its kind of an emo sounding song, like its slow but its not really emo. sorry i dont know more of the lyrics!!

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - "The Acoustic Song."

When I see your smile tears roll down my face
I can't replace.

And now that I'm strong and I've figured out
How this world turns cold and it breaks through my soul
And I know I'll find deep inside me i can be the one


I will never let you fall
I'll stand up for you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to Heavan

And seasons are changing
And waves are crashing
And stars are falling all for us
Days grow longer and Nights grow shorter
I can show you I'll be the one.

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up for you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you send me to Heavan

Cuz your my
Your my mi-ei-e-i
My true love my whole heart
Please don't throw that away

Cuz I'm here for you
Please don't walk away and
Please tell me you'll stay

Yea yea, Oh oh oh oh ohh Stay
whoaa

Use me as you will
Pull my strings just for a thrill
And I know I'll be ok
Though my skies are turing gray [gray]

I will never let you fall
I'll stand up for you forever
I'll be there for you through it all
Even if saving you sends me to heavan
[Repeat]

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A girl from my school and her boyfriend just died in a car wreck. They were 16 and 17. For some reason, though I didn't know them personally, this really makes me sad. I did know one of her best friends though, so I just sent a little "I'm sorry" to her through email. I'm sure she already has a lot of those. There was also a bulletin posted in her memory asking everyone to re-post it and ave a moment of silence for her. I didn't feel like reposting it, but a lot of people did. Well, I got a reply from my "I'm sorry". The friend got really mad at me and said I didn't even know this girl and everyone should stop acting like they did. Now, I know she must be going through a lot of pain, but is really that bad for me to say I was sorry? She also posted a bulletin on myspace this morning about how no one knew the girl like she did and everyone should stop pretending like they cared. I really don't want to start something, and I know what she's going through (I've had family deaths and severe injuries related to car accidents), but this is sounding a little rude to me. I mean, if I were to die, or a friend were to die, I would want people to care. Please help me understand, why in the world this girl is hating everyone for caring?

Just because you did not know her personally does not mean you cannot be upset about a death. It is someone that goes to your school, which is scary and upsetting, so no one has the right to tell you that you cannot grieve.

I, too, went through this. A guy on my Cross Country team committed suicide last year. Him and I were not close, just a hi in the hall way kind of thing. I was crushed when I heard he died. It is such an unreal situation. They had people who were crying and upset go to the library, and his best friend was there. They were all telling stories and crying together, and one stated that half the people in the library should not be there, because they did not know him.

He says this because he was the guy's best friend, they did everything together. It was true what he ment, but I took what he said in a different way. He said half the people did not know him, but I think he ment that half the people did not know him like he did, which was undoubtfully true. Nobody knew him like he did, and no one was trying to take that away from him. In fact, the people in the library are just trying to comfort him, and everyone around him.

It was upsetting hearing that, but I do understand where he was coming from, and you should too.

It was her best friend who died, and she is just as upset as you would be in this situation. Don't say anything back to her, let her grieve on her own, this seems like the only way she could grieve is out of anger, which is understandable.

This is a difficult time for everyone, but you have every right to feel bad about what happened, because it is not something anyone wants to go through. It shows you have a heart and that you care for the people around you, even if you do not know them.

You are sweet, and keep being sweet to those even though they are not back. It is what they need right now even if they do not think so themselves.

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ok. i'm 14, i'll be 15 in october. and i STILL don't have my period. EVERYONE else does except me. isn't there a range of ages you should get you period in? i don't wanna be like an underdeveloped freak:/
also, this is really weird talking about but i have NO BOOBS. i mean i see ten year old with bigger ones than me. i'm 5'1 and 95lbs. which is littler than average i guess, but i have a friend who's practically the exact same size as me, and she has boobs and period.
when will it happennnnnnnnnnnnnnn!?!?!?

Well, you can never tell for sure when you are going to get your period. It is hard being a girl in this generation because everyone is so worried about growing up before one another. Because you are so tiny, you are probably just a late bloomer, and it might take a little longer for you to develope. You still have a lot of time to get your period. Some of my friends did not get it until they were almost 16. However, if you do not get your period by the time you are almost 17, there could be a problem and you should probably talk to your doctor about it.

As for no boobs, don't even worry about it. Padded bras are your friend.

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shuld i wear tanning bed goggles in the the tanning bed? does it protect your eyes better than just closing them? i've been going to the tanning bed w/o googles, and i'm worried it might hurt my eyes or cause blindness..

Yes, you should wear them.
Not wearing them will cause problems in the future, such as becoming color blind. Also, wrinkles will form around your eyes earlier than they should.

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moshing??

At a concert, when people get into the music, they push everyone out of the way and form an open circle. There are many interpretations of what moshing is, but you typically do it in a "pit."

There are two different kinds of pits. There is a push pit, which is when everyone is crammed together without any breathing room and are being pushed from different directions, not being able to move. Then there are the mosh pits, which in my opinion are fun, but dangerous.

Some people "two step" around the circle ( two mini hops on one foot, swing other foot in front and repeat), and push people around. There are the people who go into the middle and windmill kick and flail their arms everywhere. There people who intentionally try to hit someone and just run in and start throwing punches. Or there are the kind where no one goes into the circle, and people from the outside get shoved across and ram into the other side of people. I've seen many people get hurt pretty badly in mosh pits. Coming out of them bleeding and beaten up horribly. I, myself, have gotten a black eye, a fat lip, and plenty of bruises.

Here are some videos.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=T7dnWB1BiRA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=gKrGMbRc4NA&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cOAnyTZBykE&feature=related

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I've dyed AND bleached my hair so much in the past that I gave it a break for almost a year. So my hair grew out from bleached streaks and a bob. I probably dyed it twice during the growing out stage because the bleached parts resurfaced over and over. So I'm asking for some help to get beautiful hair. My hair is to my boobs now and it's curly. I got a perm for christmas to get a loose curl. My hair naturally is curly/wavy but it forms knots, you know? >_< My hair was fine but now it's just going back to knots. Sometimes I try straightening it but it just comes out as bad Hermione hair. I mean it looks fried even though I use some hair product in it and it's completely dry. Right now, my hair is a light brown towards my roots and it gets darker as it goes down. I really want to dye it all a chocolate brown but get it professionally done.. Would that be a good idea use a little of bleach?

I really need help lol. What are some good products to use for knotty, damaged, dry hair?

Frizz serums? Heat activated sprays? Deep conditioners? I really want to get the color fixed but should I wait it out? It looks like I tried going blonde :S Or should I just use a color stripper again?

I'm on a low budget so if there's anything I can put together at home, it would be great =P

You REALLY need to get all of the product out of your hair. That is what is weighing it down and unhealthy. To do so, while you are in the shower before you wash your hair, take some Baking Soda and wet it a bit. Then smooth it around in your hair. After that wash and condition it as usual. The baking soda will get rid of all the product that is caught in your hair.

You should probably find a rich conditioner, and use it from roots to tips. Also, it would be very wise to not color it at all for a while, since that is what is killing your hair.

Think of your hair like a piece of silk. When it first grows in it is soft and pretty, but after brushing it, washing it, combing it, straightening, blowdrying; it becomes torn and brittle, and looses it's sheen.

You need to start treating your hair better if you want it to look nice. After you wash your hair and what not, let it towel dry.

Leave in conditioner is your best bet. Usually they are around 10-12 dollars. Getting your hair trimmed would also help, since it would get rid of most of your dead ends and preventing your hair from splitting.

Just remember coloring is fun until the after effects start to show.

Here are some things you can do at home for your hair.
http://www.ehow.com/how_2133634_home-deep-conditioner-hair.html
http://www.pioneerthinking.com/conditioner2.html

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im 5'1, short, AND SELF-CONSCIOUS.
- my boobs, WONT grow! I'm in a 32B & im 17. its really embarrassing for me, and i just dont know what to do.

is there A.N.Y.T.H.I.N.G. i can do to, make them develop, get fuller etc.

its really humiliating,
and my body isnt beautiful.
i dont ever want to go out in a bikini,
wear tank tops etc.

- implants isnt an option for me,
something safe..

thank youuu so muchh

I am sorry to say the only way for your boobs to grow is to be patient. You could be a late bloomer, or because you are so petite, that could be as much big as you'll get.

In my opinion, huge boobs on tiny people is not attractive.

The only think you can do is get a good padded bra. You don't want it to look too fake, but enough to bump you up a cup size and fill you out better.

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/category/?cgnbr=OSBRPZZZZZZ

You can search through Victoria's Secret, but those are pretty pricey. Walmart has a good selection of padded bras. Just remember if you want to look more filled out, padded is best. If you want more cleavage, push up should be your choice. Push up of course, push your puppies up, but that also means compacting them in, which would make you look flat.

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There was a story on the internet a few years ago about how a girl was riding with her boyfriend and he was drinking or something and they hit a car and she was dying and she wanted the nurse to tell her mom she loved her or something along those lines, and the people in the other car didnt make it and it ended up being her parents. Does anyone know where i can find that story? thank you

Here you go.
http://www.snopes.com/glurge/jenny.asp

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I see a school counselor. He said that if I hurt myself or others, he has to tell me parents. If I tell him that I'm bulemic .. doesn he have to tell my parents?

Bulemia is self harm, AKA hurting yourself. So yes, he does have a right to tell your parents, because it puts yourself at danger.

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Does anyone know if there is going to be anymore episodes?
Or was tonight the last one?

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/zoey-101/jamie-lynn-spears-distressed-o-15265.aspx

It says on the bottom.

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Is the show Zoey 101 actually over? Because I know she's in England and everything now, but when they talk about her pregnancy on the news they mentioned that Jamie Lynn was going to continue shooting Zoey 101.

So are they just doing it with her in England instead? I'm kinda confused.

http://www.buddytv.com/articles/zoey-101/jamie-lynn-spears-distressed-o-15265.aspx

If you keep reading, it says on the bottom.

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Does anyone know any movies similar to Shoot 'Em Up? Basically, a lot of shooting, a lot of killing, a lot of cheesy one liners, a high body count, and a ridiculously awesome story line? :)

Thanks.

Boondock Saints.

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ok so im 14/f and still TERRIFIED of the dark. every night when i go to sleep i imagine murderers breaking in and killing me. I don't watch scary movies anymore, just a few here and there. the old ones still come back to haunt me, i'll remember any scary thought when it's nighttime. the fact that my house is PITCH BLACK at night doesn't help at all either. i really really desperately need help, i'm scared to go to bed at night. i can't even get up to go pee because im scared the killer with "hear me". i want to use a nightlight, but i don't want my parents to think i'm a wuss, i mean i'm 14!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help me find a way to be comfortable in my own house at night.

You are not the only one that is afraid of being in the dark. I know plenty of people your age and older who sleep with a night light or a hall light on because they just cannot go through being in the pitch black.

It's not about being a wuss, it's about feeling safe in your own home. If you don't feel safe in the place you live, you shouldn't be afraid to add something like a nightlight to change that. If you parents don't understand that, then fine. YOU want to feel better about the night life, not them. The dark is freaky, but it's not the DARK that you are afraid of, it's what is in it which you need to work on.

If you don't want to try out a nightlight yet, then try keeping your door open a little bit, and keeping some kind of light on. Also, you should probably be the one to lock the doors/windows at night. That way you know for sure no one can get in.

I used this when I was little and still sometimes use it today, and it works like a charm:
When you are lying in bed and thought and pictures come up in your mind of a murderer in your home or whatnot, think of it as a movie. When you see the murderer, pretend there is a director yelling "CUT!" during it, and yelling at the guy for doing a horrible job at the part. Trust me, it may sound stupid, but you'll get a laugh out of it, and eventually fall asleep.

Eventually, you will grow out of it, but for now I suggest you should get a nightlight. If none of these work, maybe you should consider a sleeping aid for a little bit.

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im 14/f
how do you make ur arms less skinny without muscels
i want my arms to be bigger but not like body builder arms
i've tried 2 stuff myself this week but its not workin & after every meal i get so stuffed that i have 2 lay down is there an easier way to make me fatter
i was lookin for weight gaining granola bars but all i found was like weight loss bars where can i fing weight gaining bars

Eating until you are stuffed and eating horribly fattening foods is not a healthy way to gain weight. It will just make you feel crummy and sluggish. Plus, you would gain weight in all the wrong places. Go to a health food store, or the grocery store and get those weight gaining protein shakes. High protein helps you gain weight. Chicken also helps. It's about getting a little extra meat on your bones, not so much getting "fat."

http://nutrition.about.com/od/dietsformedicaldisorders/f/GainWeight.htm

Here is a site that has some suggestions.

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I am a bit of a pathological liar, but the thing is I only lie to certain people. For example, I tell a person everything is ok when its not only because I don't want them to know that I'm upset or in pain. These people are people who either don't like me or want to see me fall or upset. How do I stop the lying without letting them win?

If something is bothering you, instead of lying about it, just tell them. But when you do tell them, don't start bawling into tears and complaining about it. That will be falling apart. Say it like it is no big deal.
Example:
"What's wrong with you?"
"Ah, just having a bad day, no big deal."
Say it calmly without whining. You will be telling the truth, without showing you are too upset.

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I'm taking drivers ed & we need to complete a certain amount of hours on the road. Last time I went driving, my teacher yelled, cursed, got really mad at me for making a few mistakes, and really just scared me. I'm nervous when I drive to begin with so extra yelling isn't helping me. I came home shaking & started crying as soon as I got into the door. I think driving is full of pressure alone, so all of this extra stress isn't helping me. I don't know what to do. I still have quite a few hours to go before my test, but I doubt I'll even pass it now. What should I do?? Any advice/tips?? Thanks!

You should probably tell your parents. Try getting a different teacher, or going to a new school all together. The teacher is supposed to help you out, not make things worse.

Since you have just 6 hours to go, I bet you can tough it out, since I bet you toughed it throught a lot more than 6. Then when you do get your license, you will be free from her, and shove it in her face. Good luck though! :]

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you, stupidass.

Clever!

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im 13
i feel like im in a rush to have sex
idk im always horny?
and i just wanna do it HAHA
should i do it yet?
is it too early?
am i weird? :|
and how am i supposted to do it when im pretty sure no one else my age is ready nor wants to.. and i dont have a boyfriend right now.
i've never even had a boyfriend before.. :(
i think guys my age are extremely immature
i've always wanted an older guy haha
and im pretty sure im ready too
i know all the risks and how to be protected and all..
what to do?

Calm your hormones. Masterbate.
13 is too young.

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How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

There is a different between being immature and knowing better.

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