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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



I love Mikey!



Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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Is it true that girls dont like gamers? By gamers i mean people who play video games as a hobby or a profession. Also is it true that they dont like computer techs? It seems like everywhere around where i live that girls find that to be a turn off. I live in Tennessee, if that helps. Just wondering.

some don't. i'm in love with one though :) my boyfriend plays video games all the time.

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i am definitely not the hottest guy in the group (lil helpful info) i am very funny, great personallity, friend to all, some call me a super hero :) i am always good at giving advice...but this is 1 thing i cant figure out = /. if you have any helpful ideas they would be greatly appreciated. i am a 14/m

um.. you didnt really ask a questions, dear.

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why did i just get really grossed out when my boyfriend told me he had to go take a shit? i mean i love him and we've been together for 15 months, shouldnt i already be over the "omg eww he goes poop" stage? lol

maybe you got grossed out by the impolite way he said it. thats kind of a "too much info" thing. but everyone poops... its kind of nessicary. i get grossed out when my boyfriend spits, so i guess its okay to be grossed out by your boyfriends defication.

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I'm 17 years old and I was friends with my boyfriends sister before I started going out with my boyfriend. I never really hung out with her that much or anything and I got to know her brother through parties. Blah blah blah. We have been together 9 months and now she is saying things infront of my friends that arent true. Such as last night infront of my friends she said "My Mom said your ditzy" I got so embarassed so I said something to my boyfriend like how I dont want to be at his house when his mom is there because I feel like an idiot because I haven't gotten to know her too well she works a lot. My boyfriend got mad and said his mom woudl never say that and calle dhis mom and she denys it and he called hsi sister flipping out and she is saying that it was said. I dont know what to do because I feel like I caused a whole big problem and I feel like I can;'t show my face at the hosue because one of them is lying and its embarassing and everything. Any suggestings??

the sister might think you used her to get to her brother. i bet she is the one that is lying about the comment. you have every right to be at his house, you didnt cause this problem, whoever lied did and they need to resolve it. yeah its embarrasing to be called names, but to quote captian jack sparrow " sticks and stones, love"

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HI uummm see i just broke up with my boyfriend because he was beating me, u know banging my head n his car hood, and stuff , so I broke up with him and well i still love him for some reason but did i do the right thing?
plz help!

you are seriously doubting you did the right thing when this creep could have killed or brain damaged you? you not only should have broken up with him , you should call the police on his ass.. that is called assault, dear. move on with your life and dont think about him, unless you'd like to visualize yourself in a coffin 6 feet under....

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I find myself really attracted to gay guys. They are very cute and a lot of them are so sweet! And they're funny and fun to be around! Is this abnormal? Since they are feminine, does this make me not straight? Can someone please help me??!!?!

gay guys are more well groomed and more in touch with their feminine side. its not abnormal. it kind of sucks though, dont it? ;) you are definently straight, but are probably looking for a more sensitive kind of guy.

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Ok, lets say one of your best friends just broke up with his gf, who you have kind of liked for awhile? Should you ask her out right away or give her some time? It wasn't a very serious relationship, but I don't know how she would feel going out with me, after being with my friend?

oh definently give it some time. its far too soon, especially if its your best friend! but maybe you could slyly make it known to her that you are interested in her.

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i have a boyfriend kevin but i want another guy named mike and kevin is like the hottest guy alotta ppl like him n mike is just soo much nicer n there is a less chance of him hurtin ur feelings becvause kevin is the kinda guy who would cheat on you and has already done alotta things that i dont know if im into yet...but lately i have been talking to mike alot and hanging out with him when im goin out wit kevin n i have NO IDEA what to doo....because alot of girls would be lucky to have kevin and i think i have alot more feelings for mike ... what should i doo??

if you have more feelings for mike, then you should be with him. you have to follow your heart, especially if kevin is doing things you dont like. and, yeah, i know being "hot" is a plus, but someone thats nice is way better in the long run. i think you should let some "lucky" girl get cheated on instead of you and go for mike.

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i love my boyfriend.. or ex boyfriend i should say, very much. so as of right now, i am waiting for him and i have been for about 3 months or so now. i know its unfair to me, but he has told me numerous times that he loves me and that eventually he would get back with me. we were together for a pretty long time and he decided to end things because he wanted to go out and have fun.. and also bc i moved, although, not a very long distance at all. we still spend time with each other now and then and we still keep in touch.. and he assures me that he isnt seeing any other females. but well, i was wondering, if he loves me like he says he does, then why is it that hes not with me now?

sounds like this guy is keeping his options open. he keeps feeding you a line that he loves you and stuff, but he is probably on the hunt for other girls. if he doesnt find one, then he always has you to fall back on. see the scheme? not cool.

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hey im 13 and all of my friends either hate me or lie to me or sumthin i have a million guy friends but all my friends that are gurls are mean whats wrong with me? and my friends?

maybe the girls are jealous that you are so close to all your guy friends and are jealous that you are comfortable to talk to them and they arent. girls are weird. the majority of my friends are guys too, so i know what you are talking about.

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Okay, the thing is, I'm confused. I know this is going to sound stupid, but I need to ask. People are always asking about tips on kissing and making out. I've never done either of those things, but what gets me muddled is the whole 'it comes naturally' thing. I mean, is it really based on instinct, or should i be worried about my first time doing all those things? (I'm having a hard time getting my point across here, work with me). People ask things like 'where should i put my hands' and 'what kind of kiss' and 'how do you french'. Are those things that you really need advice about, or do they really all come naturally and people only fret because they haven't done them? Is it better to have people tell you how-to's so it'll go better, or is it all going to come together anyway? I hope you don't find me too silly for asking, I'm just(like I stated before) confused! Thank you to all who choose to answer

i can see how you are confused, but kissing is pretty much a "go with the flow" kind of thing. there isnt really guidelines on how to kiss, its just what you feel is right and/or what your kissing partner is doing. definently do not be worried, and since you are a beginner, dont jump all into frenching and such. its all going to come together, and you arent silly for asking.. its a big thing to be worried about ( even though you'll feel really dumb for worrying later)

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What is a good line right before u kiss someone. bc im not a brave enough person jsut ot do it i need a line.

if the kiss is meant to happen, you wont need some dumb line, it will just happen

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Kevin1986 here again. I've been hearing a lot about guys only look at looks and everything like that. Lemme set the record straight here. If a girl is hott,she's a lot more likely to get asked out,true enough. But very few guys will tolerate a hot bitch. We're much more likely to go for the average looking girl with a great personality. I get pissed when we're made to look the bad guy and not every guy is as shallow as you describe. And besides,who are you more likely to ask out,Brad Pitt or the nice fat guy down the street? Stop being so hypocritical.

aww.. i love you kevin1986!! great point of view for all the girls on here who have that perception of guys.

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My bf jokes around with me all the time like he'll say
"your dumb" jk. Or eww who would want to go out with you? then he says no im jk your beatafull. (don't know how to spell it lol) Is he just flirting or is he really thinking that and just saying jk? we've been going out for 8 months and I really don't think he would say somthing like that. but tell me what you think!

he's just messing with you because my boyfriend does the same thing. like if i say that i look like crap today he'll be " yeah, you should do something about that" but then when i get sad ( not really sad.. faking it) he tells me he's kidding and he loves me and stuff.

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Is it bad or like not cool to go out wit ure frends ex bf?? cuz my frend sed if once ure frend goes out wit a guy the guy is "their property" nd the frends cant go out wti them but then my otha frend has like stolen like 5 of my bfs.. so is it bad to go out wit ya gurls ex (not steal but just like a while after they break up.)
thnx

talk to your friend about it. if she is completely not cool about it because its too soon after their breakup, she may be mad. so wait awhile until she doesnt care. or if she is cool about it, she will be really happy that you were honest about it. i personally dont think its that bad.. my current boyfriend dated one of my friends before he dated me, and its been all gravy.

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I really like this guy (im 15/f) like i think it might be love.. but he has a girlfriend.. me n him always chill n like make out n stuff.. and he always tells me he loves me.. but why is he with her?

because he is trying to be all 'macho' and crap and have a girlfriend with one on the side. that is DEFINENTLY not cool... this guy is a player! anyone who would do that to you (or do that to another girl) doesnt love you. love is when you have feelings for ONE person, and he obviously has them for two. i think you should make the guy choose between you before you continue your relationship, because that way you know you just arent his" chick on the side"

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Hi. Im 16 and I'm pregnent. My boyfriend and I had sex 5 months ago and I got pregnant from that. My family is in distress and my sisters and brothers can't even look at me now that I'm starting to get a little fatter. But the problem mostly is my boyfriend. His name is Jamie and well I really love him. When I told him I was pregnant he said he'd always be there for me and the next day he came over and said his parents now kicked him out of their house and my parents said he could come stay with us until he can find a job and apartment but I know Jamie isnt happy. It's hard to finsih high school and take care of a kid. What can I do to make my boyfriend happy even when our lives are totally going down the fricken drain? Please help me!

i honestly don't know what to say. i feel for you, i really do, but this is a big deal. i dont think he is going to be happy for a while, because this is some tough shit. both of you will probably be down until you see your beautiful child and until everyone accepts the fact that you guys are parents. finishing high school should probably be the last of your worries right now--you are having a child and need to have finances to keep it. try to be positive for him and show him you arent scared (even if you are) and tell him you love him and are glad you are going through this with him.

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what do girls do when they start to get sick of a guy?

they...dump them? lol sorry to state the obvious.

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ok, what is the best way to reject a guy without giving the "lets not ruin our friendship" speech and not making them hate you? THANKS :)
annie
xoxoxo
(15, f)

thats a tough one. just be completely honest and tell him you dont feel the same way as he does and it would be a lie if you two dated. i dunno thats what i said to my ex and were friends... good luck

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hey umm im kinda afraid for a guy to finger me cuz "down there" its wrinkely cuz like when i was little i rubbed it alot and stuff and i dont want them to go spread rumors and stuff idn im really scared

i think if its all "in the moment" the guy wont even notice. so i dont think you should worry about it too much. if you really dont want that to happen all together, when a guy goes to do it, tell them you hate it and it turns you WAYYY off.

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