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Q: where could i put my hands when im makeingout?
i really want 2 know please help?
You should put them up in the air..like when you are on a roller coaster.

Q: ok, next year i will be in 7th grade and i am gonna do athletics. im kinda short for my age and dont have much muscle or anything. im not overweight, but im not exactly "strong and athletic". im afraid that next year i will make the bad teams and be one of the worst atheletes there. im not a ver good runner and im afraid were gonna have to do alot of that! i just dont wanna look stupid in front of all my other friends who are tall and long-legged and will be able to run a mile in 5 minutes, wen im bak there truggin along. does any1 no an easy way 2 get in shape without havin 2 like do hours and hours of strenuous excersise?? plz answer! :)

I RATE WELL!!!!!
Steroids.

Q: Ok well tomorrow I'm leaving for Flordia. I hafta go on a 5 hour plane trip! Does anyone have any ideas for things to do?? I have my cd player (but ive already heard all my cds!!), a walk to remember book (my favorite :D), and a notebook. CAN ANYONE HELP ME??
Bring a bomb. I can assure you will have a blast.

Q: I have a problem with cutting myself and I've always been to afraid to tell one of my best friends for fear that she might think i was some kind of freak! I just need an idea on what would be a good way to start off a conversation and then breaking the news to her! I would appreciate it! OH and ill rate u goood!!!!!
Well i highly suggeset getting help for that. Cutting yourself is an extremely serious and dangerous matter. Your friend probably wont thing you are a freak, she will probably worry about you. If you want to tell her about it, than maybe sometime when you are having more serious conversation just say "you know there is something i have been wanting to tell you, but i have been worried about what youd think.." or soemthing of that sort.

Q: im only 13 and i really like this kid but he lives too far away. i met him at summer camp. he's really cool and fun to hang out with. but im not sure if he likes me. I want to go out with him (if he likes me) but i dont know if it would work because its really long drive. im going back to camp in a few weeks and i dont know what will happen...HELP PLEASE !!!!!
tysM!
PS. I RATE IF ITS GOOD ADVICE!!
Id keep it a camp thing. If he is fun to hang out with than that is great, you will have a boy you like to look forward to everytime you go to camp. Because of the distance and age i highly doubt an actual relationship would work out between the two of you. You guys should forsurely keep in touch though. Give him your email addy or screen name..that way you can still enjoy him even if he is far away.

Q: on of my turtles has a lil sratch on his shell...its not very big and hes not acting weird or anything...but i was just wondering if he can feel the sratch or if it hurts him...
thnxxxx!!
well i dont know a whole ton about turtles, but i do know that their shell is like their house..so does your house hurt when it gets scratched? Doubt it. So i am sure your turtle is fine.

Q: i like this guy and he only likes me as a friend so what should i do?? i will rate u!!! plzz help!!

confused- gurl :(
Just be his friend. That is all you can do if he doesnt like you that way. Sometimes if your friendship stays sturdy, it will bloom into something better.

Q: How come everytime your with a boy and a "sweet" car goes by.. they always know what it is.. how do they fucking know the year of a car and stuff.. i mean there always like oh, thats a 46 blue honda..or whatever i mean honestly how do they know thats the year it was made and ugh i break my cars down into like 3 groups.. bus..car..truck.. its that simple.. o yeah and i mean i know what toyota's and stuff are and like fords but other then that i dont know what a car is unless it states what it is on the back of the car.. wow i really wanna know why they always do this please tell me lolol..
How do you know what brand of clothing something is when you look at it? Or what kind of makeup the girl next to you is using? Boys who are interested in cars recognize them because thats what they like to look at and research. Girls do the same thing, just with different items. I know most guys cant even tell the difference between a tube of lipstick and foundation. If you want to become car savvy though, just listen to the males..they would probably be more than happy to teach you their ways.

Q: ok well im a guy that no girls like cuz i am ugly. all the girls around where i live r shallow. none of them like boys that have freckles, redhair, and very very lite skin. what should i think of myself? as an ugly person or a cute person juss ppl cant see that?
Just think of the story of the ugly duckling. Perhaps you are the sad ugly little duck, that eventually turns into a swan. Or maybe you dont turn into a swan and you stay the way you are. Girls are shallow at younger ages, but personality really does count and goes a long way..so work it, and try to be confident. You will someday find another duck that will love you for who you are.

Q: can a certain type of condom make u lose your erection? me and my boyfriend were gonna do it and everytime he put on a condom, he lost his erection...do u think it may be this certain kind?
His penis may have what is called a "condom allergy". It is a serious matter and he should talk to his doctor about it right away.

Q: okay im 16/f n im a virigin
ive have known ma man for 3 1/2 years and he really wants to do it and so do i.but im so scared b/c its my 1st time and im so scared of gettin pregnant. he told me that we will use a condom and everything but still im not 100% sure.can anyone tell me how can i be 100% sure that i will not get pregnant.
Dont have sex. It is as easy as that. If you are scared and have doubts than that means you shouldnt do it. The only time you should have sex is if you are 100% ready and for sure that its exactly what you want. Otherwise, it could lead to things you dont want.

The condom can break at any time. There is no absolute safe way to have sex, so just remember that.

Q: What is the point of fingering a girl? I heard it was to 'stretch them out' for sex. What is fingering supposed to do? Bring them to orgasm?

Also are handjobs supposed to be done to bring your partner to orgasm?

I am 13, female, and I just wanted to know why you do these things (orgasm, pleasure, stretching, etc.). Thanks!
AHhHHH..too many little kids are getting into this stuff. Dont worry about sexual things till later.

Q: Oh I am so distraut! A few years ago, my husband Cleatus and I met in the forest by my house, and well, hes a hobbit. At first I didn't have a problem with it since we are so in love, I really didn't think it would matter. But every time we walk down the street together, the stares we get bother me (especially recently).

For example, last night as we were entering a restaraunt to go and eat, the waiter asked us to leave because Cleatus had left a trail of foot hair from the door all the way to our table. I was so embarassed. And when we go out, he has to keep a fold up stool/booster seat in his satchel just so he can reach the sink when he uses the restroom, or sit up high enough so we can see each other.

So I love my husband dearly, ever since we met eyes(well ever since he met eyes with my knees then looked up), but I guess my question is..whats the best recipe for pancakes?
I suggest using pancake mix. I am not much of a cooker. I am happy you and your hobbit husband are well together. I knew youd always find the man of your dreams..Maryanne.

Q: k, me and my bf have been going out for 6 months, and we've had sex like...a lot. like every time we see each other at night, we get turned on. we've done it everywhere. now he's telling me that he's got another girl, and he accidently called me her name last night. i got mad, and he got mad too, and said that he didn't want me anymore and he was just using me for sex, and she was his real gf, and she fucked better than me anyhow. so what do i do now, i love his sex, and i love him.
Kill him.

Q: if i am going to have sex with a girl that it is her first time how do i go about it with out hurting her? should i just go slow?
LUBE LUBE LUBE.
Ask her what she wants. She is the only one that can tell you if it hurts or not. Just be sensitive and dont stab her to death with your ween.

Q: i wanna have sex b4 i'm 15...sum of my friendz tell me 2 wait, what do i do?
You are completely stupid. Sex shouldnt be a goal in your life.
Wouldnt it be great if you got an STD that you have to live with for the rest of your life? Or maybe you could have a kid. That would be fun.
Sex before you are ready is a big mistake, and you shouldnt do it unless you are in love, and trust the person you are doing it with. Otherwise, you are probably going to end up with something you regret.
Another thing..find a boy before you start making decisions on what you want to do.

Q: i'm 12 and i started my 1st period june 15. i heard u were supposed to get it every 28 days and i'm about a week late if that's the case! could i be pregnant, i mean i havn't had sex, but could i be? plz help!
GOOD NEWS! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY YOU CAN BE PREGNANT! That is unless you like to feed your vagina semen...

Periods are almost always irregular. Especially when you start out..so i wouldnt worry about it.

Q: If you use a condom, can you still get an STD?
Yes..but of course.

Q: I just found out that if you have anal sex that if you have anal sex then your not a virgin! is that really true? and..i wanna no if a guy cums while his penis is in a gurl (during anal) can she still get pregnant..and if the girl gets cum on her front side and doesn't whip it off right away can she get pregnant? hurry I need to know!!!


PLEASE I NEED SOME ANSWERS!!!
Having anal sex doesnt de-virginize you. It just makes you gross. There isnt really a way you can get pregnant in your ass, BUT, anal sex can rip a very thin tissue that seperates your urethra and anus, so too much butt sex can cause uncontrolable pooping out your vagina. FUN FUN FUN. And if cum gets on the front side..even if you do wipe it off, can still cause pregnancy. When a girl is moist the semen can grab on and swim their way up to baby making land..GOOD LUCK.

Q: im 12 yrs old i dont know anyone who has had sex (well people my age and a couple yars older) but when i read some of these problems on advicenators most of the people are like 13 or 14 and say that they have sex a lot its kind of creepy my sisters 14 but she hasnt had sex im wondering if these people are either lying about their age or more mature than me. i feel like when im 13 or 14 that il be soo pressured into sex and stuff. i hear these unbelievable stories of guys and girls having sex since they were 12. its so perverted and i mean is it weird im not ready or as into it as other people are?
Kids have sex because they are too emotionally immature to know what they are doing. Media tells us how to act, and what is right and wrong. Having sex before you are ready at any age isnt good because it can bring unwanted pregnency, STDs, and regret because the person you did it with doesnt care about you. You will probably have plenty of pressures, but dont give in until you know its time.

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