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Hobbit happenings
Oh I am so distraut! A few years ago, my husband Cleatus and I met in the forest by my house, and well, hes a hobbit. At first I didn't have a problem with it since we are so in love, I really didn't think it would matter. But every time we walk down the street together, the stares we get bother me (especially recently).
For example, last night as we were entering a restaraunt to go and eat, the waiter asked us to leave because Cleatus had left a trail of foot hair from the door all the way to our table. I was so embarassed. And when we go out, he has to keep a fold up stool/booster seat in his satchel just so he can reach the sink when he uses the restroom, or sit up high enough so we can see each other.
So I love my husband dearly, ever since we met eyes(well ever since he met eyes with my knees then looked up), but I guess my question is..whats the best recipe for pancakes?
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Maybe give some free advice about: Cleaning?
I suggest using pancake mix. I am not much of a cooker. I am happy you and your hobbit husband are well together. I knew youd always find the man of your dreams..Maryanne.
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