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Okay, the other day my friend went to this site where you could type in your "pet peeve/annoying thing" (or wutever) and it would tell you whay it meant...like she typed in running water and it told her that it meant you wee insecure.....she odesnt remember what site it was...does anybody know of any site like that? please help!

www.penisland.com

Go there if you trust me.

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1. I was wondering if it was normal for a 15 year old(3 months away form being 16) not to have her period?

2. Is it possible for someone not to get their period at all in a a lifetime?

1. Yes
and
2. No, im a guy and i still havnt had one, so i guess your answer is yes. Or maybe im just weird. I should get myself checked out so i can start having those huh?

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Does anyone know how to tell if you're bipolar?

No.

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When my boyfriend and I talk on the phone, he always switches over to another call. Well with his phone I am able to hear the voices, and it's ALWAYS another girl's voice.. could he be cheating on me? How do I bring this up with him...

No...he isnt.

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Does anybody know any good bible scriptures? I know that Psalms is good.. but anybody know any on wisdom?

Learn the one outta pulp fiction. You know the one samuel L. says right before he shoots people?

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okay well i rlly rlly like this guy and we flirt a lot...but the problem is that i'm 14 and he's 16...he thinks it would be wrong to go out w/ me b/c im still in middle school...but i don't think its wrong at all b/c everyone else does it...do you think he's scared or that he doesn't like me?,...please helpp

You're in middle school. YEACK!

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ya .. so me and my ex of 7 months broke up about a month ago.. and we're still kinda together, just without the official name ya know? but yah.. he goes out and sees other people, and i have been lately too. but tonight, he got drunk, and he said that he was with a girl and all this other stuff, and it made me realize how we really need to see other people, because hes still hurting me by telling me this stuff. how can i forget about him? everytime i'm with another guy, hes in the corner of my mind.. and i can't take it anymore because i want to be over w/ him. help.

Stop caring.

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could someone give me the names of some really upbeat songs that make you smile when you hear them. they don't have to be a new song I go for the oldies too.

Anything by
Mindless Self Indulgence

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i want to make a cd for a 4 year old. does anyone know some really fun songs. i don't want anything too babyish though, just something he can dance to.

No.
Prodigy- smack ma bitch up

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ok so my boryfreind came into work today to introduce me to his best freind...i was excited about meeting her, till i saw her. She was gorgous, exactly how my boyfreind used to explain how i looked wen he first met me...tall long black hair, tan, skinny...spet shes prettier then i am...least i think she is. I know he would never cheat on me, cuz he loves me, and i love him..blah blahl blah,...but now that i met her i feel completly uncomforatable with my boyfreind bieng around her...ahh i hate bieng jealous..what should i do?

Dont care about it.

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You know what?? Whoever is asking these repulsive questions needs to knock it off!! Whoever it is you are a disgusting pervert who needs to go play with a tree!! And moderators, delete this moron! You can't let him ask these questions!!
I'm also going to stand up for candi_sweet_hart, you aren't whatever that ass called you. Whoever it was, he/she is a mofo.

Maybe we should have you banned too because you could have just sent this to the web admin and owner and they would have taken care of it, however you had to waste good question space and go on and do this. I think both of you should be taken care of.

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What kind of dog would you reccomend that is small and you don't have to worry much about its hair?

A hampster.

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So there's this guy I like who likes me back.. the only reason we're not going out is because he lives in another city really far away. But its sort of understood that we have this thing going on. Anyway.. he's always talking about how hard it is for him to communicate openly with girls considering he doesnt have many female friend... ha yeah right. I just so happened to have guessed his email password (wrong I know.. but I have it and now I cant just not have it anymore!) and he has a ton of emails from all sorts of girls. There are "xoxo"'s and "love so and so"'s everywhere!!! I know Im not technically supposed to be mad considering Im not supposed to have been in there anyway.. but I cant help it. Is there anyway I can confront him about the girls.. ask him if there's someone else.. without him knowing I went in his email? Or should I shake it off and leave him and his email alone?

Start sending rude emails back to the chicks then he'll be telling you the truth when he doesnt have any girl friends.

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I am planning on highlighting my hair using box stuff.... any pointers?

Dont screw up. You'll look terrible for quit some time and you'll be laughed at constantly.

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I am 13 and I play sports all the time get up at 6 in the morning to exersise and eat healthy and I still have a bulging gut! What can I do?

Self improvement is masterbation.

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hey so im going out with a really hot guy who is really nice and loves me a lot. he calls me like 50 timeseveryday, and i can trust him with anything. one problem... hes not the guy i truely like. usually, i would break up with him in hopes of going out with the other guy, but this time is different. you see, the guy i really truely like isnt that cute and hes never had a girlfriend before. me and him are really good friends, have most of our classes together, and play soccer at the same club. i know he probably wouldnt go out with me until highschool (im in 7th grade) but i feel guilty going out withy a guy i dont really like. what should i do?

What do you want to do?

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I'm on a diet right now, and obviously, Easter is coming up. I have younger siblings who still get candy from the "Easter Bunny" and they're probably not going to buy "The Easter Bunny didn't bring your sister anything because she's on a diet." What can I have my mom give me so that I can have fun on Easter and still stick to my diet?

Money.

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I'm sorry this is gonna be long but I really need the help with a few questions.

- I want to break up with my boyfriend. I was kinda desperate when I said I would go out with him. Tuesday will be a month and a week we've been together. And I know he really loves me. He's even snuck out of his house to be with me. I still wanna be his friend. But I'm afraid that if I dump him he won't wanna be my friend. And there are a few reasons that I want to dump him. Any ideas here?

- The guy that I like, really really likes me. He asked me out a while ago and I didn't like him then so I just said I dunno, and then I got a boyfriend. But now I really like him and my one friend was talking to him and they started talking about me. She asked him if he would ask me out if me and my current boyfriend broke up and he said he would. Then he said that I would never say yes, so he probably wouldn't. And I really wanna go out with him. And I'm dumping my boyfriend (hense the question up there ^) lol. What should I do???


- Please help me!!!!

You should dump him. You already answered your own question.

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So im talking to this person from another country.. I ask him what his country thinks about 9/11. The attack we had. So He said i dont want to tell you im really sorry for that but i should better not tell u prob u must have already understood but still wont teel u. What is it that they possibly think? They think what we are doing is wrong?

Yes..They do. They're scum. Their govs brainwash them into thinking certain things about us that isnt true.

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Kay well there is this guy.. and we went out for 4 dasy then he COMPLETELY broek my heart.. when he broke up w. me for my BFF and then she was all like chicks b4 dicks.. and I thank ehr fr that! but then she got mad at me for something.. and then went out w. him for pay back.. they broke up in like 2 days and then he started liking me again (thankfully) but i said if you really love me wait until the next day and ask me.. and he did but he didn't like me anymore.. then almost 3 or 4 months later we started talking again me and him (oh and about January me and mah friend started talking again and everything is cool now) and like he and I always play question games.. and he alwasy says that he loves me and everything and like he always jokes around w. me.. and then my friend and him started talking again also.. and they are going out.. btu she cheated on him Friday night.. and they broke up (I think) and trhough all of this I haev always still liked him.. when he and her started going out.. I said.. I thought you didn't like her (becasue that what he said) and he goes well everything I said to you was just a joke.. and I was like WHOAAA! and now he is starting to talk again to me like he did before.. and I have NO IDEA what to do.. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! pleaseee!



Oh yeah and this was from about late November to Now!

Hmm. You're stupid to keep falling for him.

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