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If you have sex, you're eligible to be pregnant. But only if you're a female,of course.There's no set age to lose your virginity, chances are you'll end up regretting it sooner or later. I don't know if he or she likes you. I can't tell from where I live. If you need to lose some weight, run, excerise and eat right, but you can't lose 30 pounds in a week. Please don't ask me questions like that, I've answered them all in the paragraph you just read. Thank you.
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over a period of time about 6 months i have become infatuatated with my colleugues wife. whenever i go to her house to see my collegue i keep staring at her. some times i feel she is also doing the same some times.i have definiteky seen her doing the same. I am 45yrs old happily married.she is about 40.I have a hunch that she wants me to make a move but i am not sure.i want to to take minimum of risk as the consequences are too much to bear.on other hand i feel a fling for a short time is not bad as we only live once.please help me (link)
Shit man. Watch Fatal Attraction with Michael Douglas and Glenn Close. If you're happily married, you wouldn't be thinking about doing this. Don't. It'll only be bad. If you get away with it, you'll feel guilty. If you don't, you'll feel guilty AND your marriage will be over AND your friend will hate you for the rest of his life AND after your divorce, you won't see your kids but like once a week. Is it worth it just for a little pussy? No. Go home and fuck the shit out of your wife.


This semester, I have decided to take AP US History. Today was the first day of school. When I got to that class, my teacher started off saying that:
1. homework would take at LEAST 2 hours a night, not including time for studying
2. if we had a hard time reading and comprehending -which I do-, that our grade will suffer greatly
and
3. we are required to read books outside of class that she assigns throughout the semester

When I first heard all of that, I got upset: I knew that I would suffer a lot in this class. I'm a horrible and slow reader, and she said that chapters frequently would have to be read in one night. I'm planning on telling my dad all of this tonight and asking him if I can switch into honors world history instead, but I don't think that he will want me to. How do I convince him that I will fail this class, or possibly get a C or D? By the way, he always tells me stuff like "you're the smartest kid I ever met", meaning that he won't accept me not taking the highest level class. (link)
Ok often times these teachers exagerrate shit like that. This class is more work than when I took History 2057(1865-now) in college and that class was a beast. Made a B though. Anyway, you probably will have to read a lot, but how many times a week are you talking this class? If it's 5, then it's unreasonable to ask you to read a chapter a night. We had to read a chapter for like every three nights. And we just had to have the general idea of what was going on. What I'd do is stick it out and give it a shot. It won't be nearly as much work as she says. It's a fuckin high school class. And I'm the smartest kid in the world to my dad too. I'm not. It'll be a good warm up for college.


my husband takes seroqueal at night to help sleep & 4 bipolar. he used to want sex alot but for last 1 1/2 yrs. only 1 or 2x a mo. i never used to want it but now i always want it. i need to know what i can take that will reduce my sex drive? we are both 38 yrs. i don't know if theres something otc i can take or if i need to ask the dr. 4 somethin spasific or even if there's a food that i can use. please help me. i don't know what else to do. it's definately not a lack of luv on his part he blames the meds. and all other aspects r fine thanx... (link)
You're in your sexual peak. Mid to late 30's;he was in his 20 years ago. Also, your sex life may be getting stale for him. I don't know;I'm not there. He may be out of shape and tired all the time. You mention him not being able to sleep and most people who exercise regularly are able to sleep pretty well. You can't take anything to reduce your sex drive and don't. It's not a problem. It never hurts to talk to a sex therapist who is a pro at this kind of stuff. I know this isn't a pleasant subject but could it be another woman? I don't know the guy or you so don't get all pissed off.


What is a Godmother/Godfather?
Example: When your friend has a baby and wants you to be the Godmother.
Thanks in advance! (link)
You have not read Harry Potter. The godparents raise the child if the parents are killed or are otherwise unable to care for the kid. Sirius Black was Harry's godfather.


I went on a blind date today and it didnt excactly turn out the way I wanted it to. Well for starters, I had agreed to meet him at a local coffee shop with the couple that set us up. He was late and when he did show up he didnt look too happy when he saw me for the first time. He didnt offer to buy me anything to drink or eat, and the whole time we ended up talking about his friends or his business. He didnt ask me any questions about me or my personal life or interests, which indicated that he wasnt too crazy about me. We all talked for about a half hour, and when the couple the introduced us had to leave, my date looked at his watch and said he had to go. He never offered me his number or asked for mine. He actually looked like he couldnt wait to get out of there. The other couple looked surprised and thought we would have stayed longer. My friend (the wife of the other couple) I think felt bad and invited me over to her place afterwards.
Is it just me, or was my blind date really rude? I don't understand what I did to make him act like this, the whole time I was polite and engaged him in conversation.
Any feedback will be appreciated. I rate high! (link)
Not all blind dates go well. This one obviously didn't. This guy sounded like a total jerk;even if he didn't like you romantically, he could've at least been nice. Forget about it. I don't really know why he acted like that, but some people are assholes. Don't take it personal.


what is a milf
and
what is a unic (i kno they say it in pirates fo the carribean) (link)
Mom Id Like to Fuck

A unich is a guy who just has a dick and his balls have been removed.


Okay tonight i was suposed to go see a movie with my boyfriend and some of his friends. By the way Im 15 and hes 16. The movie was rated R and I told him to get his parents to go ahead and get them in advance. But he didnt take my advice we get there and we buy tickets to another movie. Well then the movie i wanted to see ... they were checking ticket. Now Im pissed because I really wanted to see this movie and Me & my bf were the only 2 who didnt get in. He should have listened to me right??

Should I really be this pissed? (link)
If this is the worst thing he does, he's a pretty good guy.


Hi

I am a very confused 22 year old woman.I have never been in a lesbian realtionship before, but i have fantasized about making love to a woman. I recently just started an online relationship with a woman who is 14 yrs older than me and she has already told me that she has deep feelings for me and that she is in love with me an we have only been talking for 3 months. I do know for sure that i love her, but i want to make sure that i feel the same way cause i don't want to string her along SO HOW CAN I TELL.I can't imagine my life without her and i feel physically ill when i think of her loving someone else. PLEASE HELP.

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Ok when you say an online relationship, I'm not even sure if you've met her yet? Don't you think maybe you're getting a little ahead of yourself before you say that you're sure that you love? A lot of girls fantasize about being with other chicks and why wouldn't they, girls are hott. I think you really need to take this a whole lot slower before you rush into this and make a big fuck up. And yes, you can imagine your life without her. You lived 22 years without her.


15/f
Ok... this really is for guys only but if girls want to give an opinion. I just have a question... why do guys not like me. I mean... every girl in my class that is so annoying and so holding a leash on their boyfriends has a boyfriend but not me. And you're probably thinking that i just want to go out because everyone else is. Um... no. I just want that special relationship with the right guy is that too much to ask? Guys just don't like me for some reason, though. I'm not that bad looking.. im not that skinny but not that huge. I have an awesome let loose personality. I'm into stuff like action, comedy, a few chick flick but it's limited... and I love going to games and stuff... idk.. why am i still single? (link)
Do you give guys the impression that you like them? Do you hang out with guys a lot? Are you really really picky about dudes? If a guy you may not be interested in asks you out, do you say no? Consider these and other questions on your odyssey for a boyfriend. But guys really aren't worth it. Neither are girls. So my advice is:become asexual.


I have kind of an odd question. My friend told me that if you listen to Stairway to Heaven backwards, its satanic messages. I was skeptical and my parents told me it wasnt true. I had so many nightmares that night, thinking about what it sounded like, that when I woke up this morning, I turned on my computer and tried to find any and every piece of info I could about "backmasking" or listening to songs in reverse to hear satanic messages. I was really scared, but interested. It was all I thought about the WHOLE day, and Im not even kidding. Im afraid because I cant get the song Stairway to Heaven backwards which is "Oh My sweet Satan" and things like that out of my head! what do i do?! And also, is it REAL? Please somebody give me more information about backmasking. Ive looked up every google site on it. But, I want someone to give it to me in their own words. I will give everyone a 5 who has a good answer! (link)
I don't care what I get rated. I'm not even going to dignify that with a response. That is one of the greatest songs ever recorded and Led Zeppelin did not worship Satan. I think you've been guilty of a "Communication Breakdown" that has left you "Dazed and Confused."


Hi! I just finished my shift at my job today. This married lady that I work with is trying to set me up with a guy that knows her husband. They met him at a New Years party and he asked her if she knew any cute, nice girls from her work that would want to go out with him She said he is 32 and owns his own computer business. She said he is a really nice guy and wants to date a nice girl who has no kids. He's had problems with on line dating (and so have I)

I am 28 and have never been married or have had children. I told her I am quite shy and havent dated anyone in a long time. She said he is shy too. She is going to phone him and we (me, this guy, her and her huband) are going to meet for coffee.

Do you think he sounds like a nice guy that won't just try to sleep with me?

I rate high!
thanks
p.s it was my new years resolution to get a bf this year! (link)
Give it a shot. He sounds kool. Good luck to you in that department.


I have been dating a girl for almost a year now. I am 29, she is 27. I recently found out that she cheated on her previous boyfriends. Do you think there is a better chance that I'll be cheated on than if I was dating a girl who had never cheated? (link)
Certainly. People don't change.


lately i want to go bi because i dont like having sex with men anymore ive never been intimate with a girl before i mean their were lots of times but never all the way im physically attracted to woman but emotionally attracted to men but want absoulutely no sex from guys whats wrong with me im only 21 (link)
You're a switch hitter. Maybe bordering on girls a little more. I understand why. Guys are ugly. Hairy ass, legs, arms. Why would you want that anyway? Go for the girls. No hair in any of those places. Plus girls are just way hotter.


Is it possible for a 14 year old girl to get a job on a cruise line over the summer as a waitress or table busser or clean up or anything like that?

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No, too young. Unless you know somebody pretty important in charge.


I was at my friends birthday party which was in an indoor swimming pool. I was wearing a Tiffany ring that my mom had gave me for my birthday last week. I forgot to take it off and when I got home I realized it was missing. What do I do if my mom asks me about it? (link)
The truth.


heyyy hockey fans - does anyone know the flyer's official record? i thought it was 22-12 but my friend thinks it is 23-8!
thanks guys!
ps dont gimme the website =] (link)
The Flyers are 23-8. They have been involved in 5 overtime games. They have 51 points, which is tied for second in the eastern conference with the Sabres behind Ottawa.


I am a 17 year old boy, the only son in family. I have four sisters, three are elder and one is younger. My all family members love me a lot as I am the only brother. I also love them. But I don’t know why I have dirty feelings about my sisters. My mind always filled with dirty feelings about them. My mind always work on dirty schemes.But they all think me a innocent boy.I share a room with me eldest sister she is about 24 years old. She has a fat body. She snores during sleep. When she is in deep sleep I touch and caress her body and feels the softness and smells her private parts, specially her hips. I also try to hear the sound from washroom when she use it. Many times I have shown my male organ to her as I come out after taking bath in towel. I like to see her impressions when I (posing that I am unaware) give her view. Twice I have also shown to my youngest sister (she is 13 year old).
My sisters are friendly in nature, I have habit of slap and pinch their hips. Some time we fake fight with each other and during that I touch their private parts posing my self innocent. They believe this brotherly love but I have dirty thinking. I try to see them using washroom or taking bath from the backyard and when ever I succeed many days spend in dreaming about that

In spite of all this I have no sex thoughts about my sisters, I never thought about that. I just like to do the above mentioned things & enjoys.

Please give me an advise, how should I control my self to avoid such things. IS I am sick?
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Ok I thought I understood the question, until you said you had no sexual thoughts about you sisters. It sounds to me like that's exactly what you're thinking. If you have no sexual thoughts, then why are you touching their "private parts"? I'm not quite sure I get that aspect. But, what you need is girlfriend. It's simply not healthy to fantasize about your sisters in this manner. If you feel like you're horny, beat off. Then look at your sister afterwards. You may just be uncontrollably horny and you'll think clearer after you unload. If not, you may need professional help here.


im a girl 14/f and i like looking at lesbian porn. i love boys but i just like looking at it. i would never date a girl but its just interesting to look at. is this normal!?!


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Yes, it's normal. You're not the second coming of Satan. If I do it, it can't be that bad. Check out welivetogether.com or herfirstlesbiansex.com if you really wanna get with it.


who do you think the 10 hottest girls on here are?
i will rate 5 for names!! (link)
What? I dunno. I'm on here because I'm bored and I want to tell people what I think every once in awhile. I don't do it to look at the girls on here. I look at porn for that.


I'm 27 years old and my ten year highschool reunion is coming up in the new year. Well I feel that by my age I should have acomplished more than I have.
For one thing, I'm still single and don't own my own home or have children. I thought by now that I'd be married, have either a successful career or be a housewife.
All I have is a ten year old car, a small appartment that I rent, a part time job that doesnt pay that good, and some nice furniture and lots of movies, cds, and large television and computer. Maybe I shouldnt complain, I guess things could be worse. Some people from my class are in jail, or had to move back in with there parents for financial reasons, or became single parents.
How can I feel better about myself so when I do go to the reunion I won't sound like such a loser? (link)
Watch Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion first. Then realize that you do have it better off than a lot of people and that many people have not achieved their ultimate status yet. Just tell people the truth, you won't sound like a loser. You'll sound like a loser if you lie about what you did. Like inventing post-its or something like that. Seriously, watch the movie.




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