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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



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Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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ok i know this sounds stupid..but i don't know what a hetrosexual is! can some please tell me?

thx

hetero means opposite in some old language. when put with "sexual" means that you like the opposite sex, as opposed to homosexual which means you like the same sex.

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so then whats a metrosexual?

LOL a metro-guy is a straight man who likes to get groomed and generally do ( seriously i mean no offence to anyone at all by this) homosexual-like things

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I've been sexually active for about 6 monthes or so now, and I'm going to the gynocologist sometime this week. Will she be able to tell that I'm not a virgin? I'm only 16. Oh, and if she can find out, are they supposed to tell your parents? PLEASE, PLEASE HELP!

yes she will be able to tell if you arent a virgin. they dont have to tell your parents, but i think if they ask, the doctor has to tell them because you are a minor, but you'll have to check with your doctor.

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Okay herr it goes.. My best friend is haveing a swimmin party at her house. On the same day i get my peroid. It would be my 2nd period ever so is therr a good chance i won't get it cause i'm not on a regualr cycle.. or ami most likely to get it? i'm a pad wearer.. i'm swichin to tampon in bout a year or so..so i really done wanan try 1 but i have to go kuz she's my best friend.. wut do u all think..
Signed,
Help!

why dont you just switch to tampons? they are so much easier and conveinent. and you can swim with them! TA DA! if you dont want to totally switch from pads to tampons, then only use one for that day.

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i like this guy at skool and he really loves me and he asks me out all the time.hes not very popular tho and im afarid that ppl will make fun of me. plz help me!!! thanks

if you like him, then you shouldnt care what anyone else thinks about your relationships because its none of their buisness.

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i always flirt with all the guys at school or where ever i go. does that make me a slut bc everyone calls me one

it sorta depends on your definition of "flirting". if you mean hanging all over guys, kissing, grabbing, or generally talking "slut-ish" then yeah... it marks you as a "slut". but if you are doing a more mild form of flirting like hugging, joking, laughing, or something of the sort, then no.. i bet people are just jealous that you flirt and try to hurt you.

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How do you break up or, tell a guy you dont want to be thier gf without hurting them??

yeah thats almost as possible as nailing jell-o to a tree. its going to hurt him, and you need to prepare for that. the least pain-causing method i think is to just be honest and say you don't want a boyfriend because____ and you have a lot going on and are stressed out. good luck with that one though.

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i want to paint my room black, and then splat paint it with bright pink. i thin kit would look awsome!!it would really reflect my wild, punk personality..im sure it would. but my mom says she will never paint my room black. i get soooooo pissed off!!!! nop matter what i do she always says no. i want the theme to be pink and black no matter what. please tell me what to do or how to get my mom to consider it!!!

please help!!

-britski-

i think you should switch your idea around. how about hot pink with black splatters? or pink and black stripes? if she wont paint it black, then she should (maybe) let you do it the other way around and it would still look totally badass.

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what do i do about a controlling boyfriend? my boyfriend is allowed to mess around and talk to girls but im not allowed to talk to guys! i found this so unfair and everyone thinks he has total control over me because when we break up, and he asks me back out, i always say yes. is it because i'm weak or i'm just under his little 'spell'?

first thing i have to say is HOLY CRAP, GIRL! i think i would have been put in prison for attempted murder if my boyfriend EVER EVER EVER did crap like that to me. why do you say yes??? my friend was in the same situation as you, but i talked to her and said " next time he asks you back, imagine all the times he's ever hurt you and multiply that by ten and you'll see how much its going to hurt this time and PLUS you will feel so dumb because im right and he will never change... oh and if you go back out with him ill beat you with my shoe" so read that to yourself, because i think its damn good advice and i also think you deserve so much better, cupcake.

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any creative costume ideas? i want it to be funny and cheap

wrap yourself in tinfoil and call yourself "Leftovers" haha

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I am 17 f and my boyfriends friend always wants to talk to me about sex and he always tells me how much he loves me and needs me in his life but he knows that i have a boyfriend and my boyfriend is like his best friend I dont know what to do cuz I like my boyfriends friend but only as a friend do u think i should tell my boyfriend what his friend is saying to me? or should i just let his friend talk to me the way he does?

thats an incredibly not cool situation that guy is putting you in. i know if i was in your shoes, i would say something to him about how you don't like him like that AT ALL ( make sure there is NO point in that conversation where he would think he has the slightest chance) and how your boyfriend and his best friend wouldnt appreciate the whole lady-stealing. if he doesnt stop, definetly tell your boyfriend how uncomfortable you are in that situation. guarantee, your boyfriend will probably re-think who he hangs around with. but DEFINENTLY put a stop to that NOW!!

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ive been chewing tobacco for about a year now, on and off, and its a good subsitute for smoking pot and drinking 2 much, but now im kinda disgusted with my habit, and i wanna kick the habit...but im not sure hot to do it, because im around the stuff so much, its like impossible to resist..
HELP adam

i have an idea! look up pictures of people with mouth cancer on the internet! its soooo nasty and chewing is the best recipe to get it, buddy. and i bet its a huge turnoff with the ladies ( well for me at least it is) and not to sound too girly here, cause thats not me at all, but spitting that stuff is NASTY! good luck with the impending quitting :)

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What do i do when i hate my parents???
I have a question about what i should do in a very odd situation. I am moving from Cali to colorado springs with my stepdad and mom whom i both hate for many different reasons. I will be away from my friends and my dad. i will miss my dad but he is not in a situation where i can live with him but if worse comes to worse should i emancipate myself. .if not what should i try to do to make the situation better with no sucking up involved cuz that just is not in my personality.

emancipation would be tricky.. and probably expensive too.i see young celebrities doing that all the time, but its not too common-place. if you are put in that situation, i think you should go and live in california, and get a part time job, so you can have money to travel back home to see your friends and dad. and i completely understand the hatred towards parents, so sucking up is not nessicary if you can make the best out of a bad situation until you are 18.

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hey yall! well i did a really stupid thing! i had sex with my bf without a condom. But he pulled out before he came. But when he pulled out he got cum like on the really high part of my leg and I thought i was pregnant...but now im like bleeding(its been like a week later)...does that mean im not? PLEASE PLEASE HELP MWA!

are you bleeding because you are on your period or because you lost your virginity? chances are you arent pregnant. if you are really worried about it, you should buy a home pregnancy tests. and always use a condom!

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do chocolate and soda cause or give you give you pimples / acne ?!?!

any websites about chocolate or soda pop causing acne?

negative!!! that is what is called an "old wives tale" stress, puberty, heredity, and not washing your face all the time can give you pimples though.

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My 14th birthday is comin up soon and i want to get my belly button pierced for my birthday because i have a nice body and with my belly button pierced, it would look really good. My parents said i couldn't get anymore piercings cuz i already have three piercings on my left and right ears and one more piercing on the top of my left ear. I really want my belly button pierced and i dont know how to convince both of my parents to let me get it done. Can someone please help me out lol? One more thing, if anyone would like to tell me how you get your belly button pierced like how they do it and etc, that would really help so i can show my parents and maybe they would let me get my belly button pierced.

Thanks

well.. most places only do it on 16 years or up, but i'll tell you how i got mine. my 15th birthday was coming up and all i wanted was a bellyring. so i told my mom and she said " hell no". so i thought about it a bit and said: "well you can either take me in a few days, or take me to the hospital to treat an infection for when i do it myself. either way i am getting it." she took me the next day :) plus.. always make sure the place is SUPER sanitary.. like make sure they are certified and stuff.

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I was just wondering what r some websites to get quotes off of?

firehotquotes.com has some really good stuff

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ok well before i left for hawaii .. june 26th.. this guy i like came over and we made out and he said the sweetest things to me like i dont want u to go, im gonna miss u so much, manuel (my ex) is so stupid for leavin u bc ur so beautiful.. blahblahblah stuff like that and now its been like a month and i still havnt seen him he calls like maybe once a week and like we made plans for last tuesday but then he never called or wutever. his best friend cole tells me all the time that he likes me and stuff so i mean idk wut to do cuz i mean i still like him soo much but i havnt seen him since the nite before i left for hawaii and grr idk he makes me mad bc he said all those things and now hes not doin anything at all. wut do u think happened/???

kristin

boys are silly creatures. ( no offense to guys reading this, because i know girls are too :P) maybe he doesnt know where he wants your relationship to go yet. maybe you should call him and see whats up, and if he needs time, then give it to him. did he ditch you on tuesday? if he did .. grr not cool, man. he should be scolded for that definently. well good luck and i hope you had fun in hawaii and i am definently jealous.. i never go anywhere cool like that :)

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Well me and my boyfriend have been goin out for 3 months starting tewday...and i have this problem with cutting ( my wrist ) and i havn*t told hym untill yesterday....and he got really mad at me and said i either have tew stop cutting or i have tew brake up with me cuz e doesnt wanna risk losing someone he really loves......but i think he is just running away from the problem.....wat dew u think he is doing

he obviously isnt running away if he said that!he really cares about you, and if you care about him ( and your life! ) then you should stop. and yeah, i know its easier said than done, but there are other ways to release pain without mutilating your body. you could write your angry thoughts in a journal, write poetry or songs about your pain, or if you really like inflicing pain upon yourself, then try getting a super thick rubber band and wear it around your wrist. whenever you get the urge to cut, snap it repeatedly. there are so many online support groups for cutting, you should really check them out, because its not worth losing your life. if you need someone to talk to, IM me or something.. im always here for you :)

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ok me and my friend have been friends for a while and stuff but anyways. ever since i took her to youth group at my church everybody seems to liek her more now then they do me... they are all her friends instead of mine!!and im really hooked on my bf and whenevr i talk about him she gets mad but i dont get mad when she talks about guys thats shes not even going out with.. what do i do? do i take a break from her? help!

she's a new face.. usually new people to a group get the most attention; that's pretty much the norm. and why does she get so mad when you talk about your boyfriend? unless you talk about him obsessivley like every other sentence( which i highly doubt) then i dont know what her problem is. it could be that shes jealous that you have a boyfriend and she doesnt. maybe you should kind of set her straight. tell her that you are happy you are with your boyfriend and it makes you happy to talk about him because you are proud and if she doesnt like that, then she can jump off a bridge ( not serious.. dont tell her that its kind of a mean example but you get what i mean, right?) if she does get mad, then yeah i suggest a little break.

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