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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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how do you know when your in love? (link)
to quote the matrix, oracle, "being the one is alot like being in love, no one can tell you you are, you just know" so basically the fact that you are asking this question means you most likely are not


Help! I have writers block! doesn anyone have ideas for new poems for me? * ill rate 5's! ** (link)
a broken heart? that sparked most of my poems


do guys suck each other at sleep overs as dares? my boyfriend did and i dont think its normal? (link)
not normal at all, i dont think ive ever met a guy that would do that much on a dare, and have only met one girl that would. you two need to have a serious talk. by the way its not even that normal for guys to have sleep overs.


ok for english class we have to finish the statement, Life is . . . , and im not sure what to do, then we have to explain it. Do guys have any ideas on what to do??? Thanks in advance! Oh and we can't use life is a box of chocolate, you never know what you are going to get. (link)
life is a bitch and then you die so fuck the world and lets get high. that is if you have a liberal enough of a teacher. how about "life is just this, it's living" i stole that from buffy, but spike makes a very good point when he says it (actualy sings it). very metaphorical and there are plenty of tangents you can go off on to fill up how ever many pages you need to write


Does anyone know how to add a pic to a comment on myspace? (link)
< img src=url of picture > remove the spaces after the >< 's you can get the url by right clicking the pic and clicking properties


ok i have this dress and it fits like perfection but u can see my underwear though it..and if i wear like a g-string u can still see the lines..not really by my but but on the sides..does anyone no like anyway to fix this? thanks!! xoxo (link)
you can always just let it show, that's hot


ok so now you can change your top 8 which is coooll...but for some reason i cant drag people to change the top 8...help me pleeease (link)
most likely your browser isn't compatible if you aren't using IE try it


What is the difference between being Atheist and Agnostic? (link)
atheists don't believe in GOD. agnostics think there probably is a GOD but religion is full oghf shit


A couple of days ago I gave a gift to one of my best guy friends for giving me his old computer. I got him a circle of friendship candle. At first he said that I didn't have to give him anything and sounded anoyed, but then he opened my gift. He got all emotional and sounded like he was going to cry. His voice changed and he said that everytime he would look at the candle he would think about me and our friendship. Then we hugged. To me it felt like we were definately more than friends, but I just wanted a second opinion.
Do you think I'm right or I'm reading more into things? (link)
yeah he likes you, or hes gay. most definitely one of the two


whats a blow job? (link)
To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan. This will send him up the wall. When he does reach orgasm and begin to cum swallow it, and lick it off of him. This will also drive him insane.

Like right now, i bet at least 5 guys reading this right now are jacking off fanticizing about someone doing this to them. Sorry guys, if I was there, u know I would. ;-)


not to sound like a freak but whats an orgasm..i here my friends use that word alot and i never quite knew what it ment

i rate all fives (link)
The peak of sexual excitement, characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also called climax.


if a girl masterbates is it a turn off for a guy. do most girls do it? (link)
most girls do it and its a turn on, especially if you let them watch


ok.. i kno having sex is a big thing anme virginity is something i could neva get back my boyfriends and i have been goin out 4 2 yrs and the subject about us haveing sex came up about 2 months ago and hes not a virgin and im not either but i told him i was(long storyand weve been goin stedy and i love him ... uis 13 to young to have sex and is there any way he could find out im not a virgin...... (link)
no theres no way he could know, the hymen can be popped other ways like with a tampon 13 is a bit young but only you can make that choice. just make sure you use protection


Okay, there's this guy Robert. Long story short, he's annoying. Well in math class he made me drop my stuff so I told him to pick it up and when he did he slammed it on my desk so I kinda smacked him in the side of the head and he smacked me back the same way. Now, I don't keep things from my boyfriend, so I told my boyfriend what he did. Now Justin (my boyfriend) wants to fight him for hitting me. I told Justin, "it's okay I hit him first," "it wasnt very hard anyways" whatever, but he doesn't care. Now Robert's pissing me off because he's up at the front of the room talking to my friend Bryce calling me a mother-f****** c***-sucking stupid lying ass b****. And when someone in class says "We don't screw everything in math" Robert goes "Christina screws everything." It's starting to piss me off and I don't know what I should do. I can't ignore it. Any help is greatly appreciated, thanks! (link)
let your bf beat him up


is it ok if your boyfriend looks at porn? i thought it was, like i had nothing wrong with it. but today i found out that he sent a message to some girl on myspace asking for pictures of her "down below" is this ok? should i say something to him about it? what should i do? it was some girl that was not from around here.. and you know how like there's a lot of girls on myspace that only have like naughty pictures on there? it was one of those girls. i don't know what to think :-/ (link)
eh its ok, would you rather he look at porn or flat out cheat on you? id say its ok, as long as he doesnt do it TOO often. now as for messaging some girl and asking her for pictures, well thats a little iffy. does he talk to her alot? if so id talk to him about it. if he just messaged some radom girl then its fine.


ok my boy friend is gonna finger me soon and i no i am ready but i need some facts
- will it take my virginity
- will i get an infection if so then what can i do to prevent it
- what should i do well he is fingering me but nothing like with his penis
- how long do you think he will take
-how do i no when he will do it
- JUST PLEASE GIVE ME ALL THE FACTS YOU NO AND IF THERE IS ANY WEB SITES TO HELP ME THEN PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME (link)
1. no only sex takes your virginity
2. you could i guess nothing serious though
3. um hes fingering you and you dont want to touch his dick? hmm not much else you can do dont hold back your moans though
4. assuming he does it right a couple of minutes
5. when he says take of your pants im gonna finger you, thats a surefire sign


ok when i was like 8 or 9 i had a friend who was a boy and his mom and him lived with me and my mom and dad because they needed a place to stay so we let them stay with us and once in a while the boy would like i guess finger me kinnda like he would stick his finger up there.... we were like 8 am i a virgin or no? (link)
yes you are a virgin because you havent had sex


i dont get how people are anerexic or belimic or w/e im not sure wich one it is
but i dont get how they throw up! its not like im going to do it.. thats totally wrong but i just dont get what makes them throw up
i rate easy 5's!
*im curious to know (link)
by sticking their fingers in their throght and touching their tonsils


Does anyone know what prerequisite means? (link)
something that has to be done before something else. in school terms its a class or classes you have to take before taking the class they are listed under


omg please read this im going insane!
ok so i was messing around with my computer and the tool bar on the bottom of the screen just magically went to the right side of the screen! i hate it over there and i want to move it to the bottom! please tell me how to move the tool bar from the right of the screen back to the bottom! i rate 5s for anything that works!
LOVE YOU ALL WHO ANSWERS THIS CORRECTLY! (link)
click somewhere there are no icons and hold. drag the mouse back down to the bottom and release. if that doesn't work right click the bar and uncheck lock the toolbar (or something similar) and then drag after you have it where you want it check lock toolbar and it wont move again




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