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What there to say about me? I'm 27 and a graduate of UCSD. Throughout my life most of my close friends have been girls so I have a unique perspective on relationships and sex. I know a lot about computers as well as random stuff in general. Feel free to ask me anything and I'll answer it to the best of my knowledge.
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i was wondering if you could tell me at what age you had sex. not a lecture to wait or what can happen,, just what age you had it. thanks. (link)
eighteen


Ok well this is gonna need ot be answered really quick. There is a popular girl on AIM right now and sheis nice to me, should i say hi? She doesnt know I have her sn, I got it iff her myspace... (link)
yeah go ahead and do it, if she didnt want random people iming her she wouldnt have it on her myspace


Hey everyone, I got a myspace but like i have no friends, my friends have them but only like 6 of them do!! I see people with like 1000 friends HOW DO U GET THAT MANY PEOPLE I have no one! (link)
its something called myspace whoring, basically going into random groups and asking people to add you. this is frowned upon and will get you kicked out of most groups. just search for your real friends, most people have a myspace.


whats the difference between the clitoris and the labia? where is the clitoris and where is the labia? are they the same thing? (link)
http://www.vaginaverite.com/images/vulva1b.jpg

labium=labia


if u were going to have sex but were a condom how could u still get pregnant of a disease? (link)
yes but when used correctly condoms are over 99% effective


Right. I want an MP3 player, but the one I want says it is only compatible with USB 2.0 (or 'backwards' with USB 1.1). What on earth does that mean in English? And will this be OK on my PC, as my PC is now like 4 years old and a Windows 98.
Thanks! (link)
if you PC has a USB port your ok, look on google for what it looks like but chances are you have one


Ima 19 yearo ld female.. I'm lookin for some suggestions lol :), mainly directed towards guys (ladies if you can help thatd be great too) .. This weekend me and my man are stayin together, so on friday night I know he always needs me to be agressive cause he does all the work usually.. :X So Im gona make it up to him, I wana know suggestions on starting it off.. then I'm going to give him head ( and yall how do most guys like it? on knees or layin down? ) the rest I pretty much have down but please, somebody suggest.. Thanks I appriciate it

-- Also if you could give help on giving head right.. I cant even deep throat that wellll cause the size is pretty hard.. Any suggestions? Thanks yall I rate back 5's


this is an embarrasing question lol but thanks for your time..
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To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan. This will send him up the wall. When he does reach orgasm and begin to cum swallow it, and lick it off of him. This will also drive him insane.

Like right now, i bet at least 5 guys reading this right now are jacking off fanticizing about someone doing this to them.

id prefer lying down


i am a 18 year old boy who has very little sex with either sex twice with a boy and once with a hooker.
i am aroused buy girls in general especially lesbians but transexuals turn me on even more ... wut should i do wut am i ? (link)
bi


okay so for this you dont need to give advice i just want to see how many people can answer this all you have to write is like im cool or something and ill rate you a five!!! haha i just wanna see the highest # thanks! (link)
im cool


My ex hates me now and I don't know why. He's the one who broke up with me, actually he had his friend call me to tell me he didn't want to go out with me anymore instead of doing it himself. if anything, i should be the one hating him.

Me and this guy I was going out with broke up last Tuesday. I don't know why we did, there was no fight or anything. I didn't do anything wrong to him or anything. Then on Friday I was at the football game hanging out with my friends, and he was there hanging out with his. And apparently, him and his friends were saying things about me, just making fun of how pale I am. Pffft.

How nice. I STUCK UP FOR HIM even after he dumped me and this is how he thanks me? I never said one bad thing about him, so why might he be saying this stuff about me? (link)
probably to look cool in front of his friends, sorry guys are like that sometimes


How do you make myspace all colorful and pretty?

Do you use html ooor .. is there a place you can get, like .. premade layouts?

Thanks. (link)
goto someones profile that is all colorful, somewhere at the botom of the about me section there should be a link to thomas myspace editor, or whatever editor they used


I am 17/female. I am wanting bigger boobs. I am a 32A and I'd like to go up to a B or a C cup. Do you know of any natural ways to get a bigger bust? Even if you can find a link please post it.

Thanks! (link)
i hear birth control pill make them grow


I've always wondered what is the most attractive part of a girls body? Boobs, but, or what? Guys please post I've just always wondered. (link)
to me the eyes


I am going to get a new cell phone does anyone know of any good family plans or single plans? And do you have to have someone to sign for you if your under 18? (link)
cingular is in my experiance best, and they have a good family plan. you do need someone over 18 to sign the contract


ok well i've had like these little white worms come out of my butt for a little while. i've bin too scared to tell my mom. i was planing to tell her tomorrow while we are going shoe shopping. but i dont know how to come out and say it. so how can i say this to her? and if there is away to get rid of them on my own can someone tell me how? (link)
like actual live worms? holy crap dude get to a doctor immediately


Hey! I have a question. I am not very good with computers. I am doing a research paper and I typed it on microsoft word. I want a picture to be on it right above where I typed. I'm just not sure how to get my picture on there. Can anyone tell me? (link)
go to the top tool bar, click Insert > picture > from file. find the picture you want to add in and double click it. if you dont have a specific pic and just have an idea of waht to add click on clip art under picture


How come on aim you can't warn people anymore? Like sometimes you can..but then you can't..cuz when i press the button it says "Warning of '*BLAH BLAH* ' not allowed."...how can i warn someone?! lol please help!! (link)
most likely its because you are trying to warn someone who isnt using AIM to chat with you, they might be using AOL or trillian or AAIM i dont think any of those can be warned, if its specific people ask them what program they are using


Is it wrong for me to go out on walks dressed like John Lennon? (link)
you might get shot by someone who doesn't keep up with the news


How old do you think you should be for it to be okay for you to start dating? I need a lot of opionions !! all ages!! please in your answer put how old you are because i really need a lot of different point of views...
thanks soo much

xox (link)
well the definition of dating changes with age, i mean parents even set up play dates for like 6 year old kids. as for serious dating id say 16 is a good age to start but once you are in high school the dating scene is all over the place so 14 is an ok age.


hey well im really bad at math and ive been working hard at this problem all night, but i cant seem to understand how to get the answer, if anybody could help me solve it ASAP that would be great! (honestly i was soo overloaded on homework tonight & so im stressed out too, so thanks for all your help in advance!)

heres the problem:
the capacity of an elevator is either 20 children or 15 adults. If 12 children are currently on the elevator, how many adults can still get on? explain your thinking at each step and your answer(s). (link)
each adult is 4/3 of a child (20/15). this means that 12 children is 9 (12/9=4/3)adults so 6 (15-9) can still get on.




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