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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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Quite frankly, I'm sarcastic way more than I should be. Read a few of my answers, and you'll see that I am not totally mean to anyone.

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advice

my best friend's step dad never really like my friend but he put up with her and yesterday he told her she better go live with her real dad or he will kill her and my best friend went to me and shes scared, her mom deosnt know about this but her mom is having twins and never belives anything my friend says becuase she is very stressed and she would live with her real dad but he is fighting in iraq at the time i luv her so much and i dont want her to get hurt but i dont know what to do.

Call the local police department. He can get jail time for this. Go. Call now. You can remain anonymous...

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i told one of my friends who i like and i told her to keep it a secret and she told a whole bunch of people and i got mad at her and she wants me to forgive her but im starting to hate her cause shes kinda stuck up but i dont want to hurt her feelings what should i do

You can't hate her and not want to hurt her feelings. If you don't want to hurt her, you don't hate her.

Just don't make plans with her, and if she walks near you speed up or slow down.

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What is the difference between vegans and veggetarians?
Thanks

A vegetarian does not eat meat, but they eat other animal products like Jello, milk, cheese, and many eat fish and poultry (chicken and such) as well.

A vegan also does not eat meat, but they also do not eat any animal products including dairy and eggs.

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i've had under eye circles my whole life and sleeping more doesn't help because it just makes them purple from too much sleeping. stupid eyes. circles be gone!

what about them?

that's not a question

if you want to know how to get rid of them, prescriptives make kick-ass concealer

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i want like guy friends not biyfriends ( well i do but thats not the point lol) so how do i get a friend thats a guy without him thinking that i like him?

look gtungy for lack of a better word.

wear shorts instead of a skirt

a t-shirt instead of a tank top

little makeup

stuff like that...i guess

if i were a guy i'd recognize you as a guy...like me...but i'm not


good luck i guess...amy

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hey amy its mad, i wanna get my cartlage peirced but i herd u can get serious infections do u think ill be ok?

u'r mom will let you?

nope, i haven't heard anything about that...i heard it hurts less than your earloobes though

i am so freaking jealous!!!!!!!

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My mom has not been letting me do anything. I have not done anything wrong and i have done everything she has told me to do. She treats me like crap and im sick of it. Im not even allowed to go outside in the back yard anymore. I am begning to hate her. Any advice on how to deal with this shit?

Hmm...sounds like me.

Be super responsible and wrte out a list of all the good stuff u've done.

or sneak out...i have no experience there though

i don't recommend the latter

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can somone please help me find the meaning of this quote...or give me some ideas of what it could mean

"Music saves nothing. Merciful, uncaring, it denies and breaks down all the shelters, the houses men build for themselves, that they may see the sky"

I think it means that music is powerful.

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I'm so stressed because I'm going to be taking my last gateway tomorrow and it's my worst subject--biology. I make good grades in there because I do the work, but I don't understand it. And I tried studying, I just don't get it and it bores me. But I really try. And my teacher tries to explain it but I get lost and I can't figure out anything. And the gateway depends on if I get my high school diploma. I get another chance to take it next year, but I want to get it right this year. And I don't get over half of it. Can somebody help me come up with overnight study tips or something to keep my stess level down? I rate really high.

Use common sense.

Seriously.

I'm sure a bunch of the questions will be based on common sense. www.phsschool.com has some study tips...I think!!

xoxo

Me

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wut are some ways to make a guy notice me?


CANDICE!!!!!

Be confident.

Be nice.

Don't ask questions like this.

Simple, really.

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Hey Amy I really like this one guy he's in 8th grade and he likes another girl thats in 8th grade. I went out with him a while ago and he just pecked me nothing serious but he said there was no spark. Lately hes been flirting with me do you think he likes me again??

Who does Noel like??? I wanna know!!!

Maybe. If boht of you have changed then I'd give it a go, but if your personalities are relatively the same, then I wouldn't, he said that there was no spark, so why commit relationship suicide??

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i like this guy. i dont kno if he likes me. what r some good things to say to him as liek an icebreaker??

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I can guess that 15,000 people have asked me questions very similar to this.

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I have this friend and she thinks all these guys like her. Sometimes it kinda annoining how do I tell her that it is annoing i do not want to hurt her fellings.
thank you
~Sammy~

o0o...toughie...Change the subject when she talks about guys, I guess, I don't really have an answer..


xoxo, Amy

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Every night when I go sleep, I notice tears welling up at the edge of my eyelids for no reason. Its just totally random, I'm not even thinking of anything... Is it possible ,y eyes are just irritated after I've taken my contacts out from wearing them all day? Or is it just another body regulation thing like tapping your leg repeatedly?

Hmm...that happens to me too, and I don't have contacts (but want them). We must just have watery eyes.

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I was at a party last night with a bunch of friends. We all had our cars parked in front of the house the party was at and the actual party took place inside the house and in the backyard. Well, when the party was over, everyone went outside and found all the cars keyed, wrapped, and egged. There were some notes on some cars that said "Spoiled bitches got what they deserved" We had no idea who did it or what the notes meant until school today. A girl came up to us and was like "how do y'all like your cars now?" This is a girl that we do not get along with at all. So, we believe it's her. Oh and by the way, we've never done anything mean to her or her friends. I told my dad that we think we know who did it (he's a Lawyer) but he said that unless we have some kind of proof, there's nothing he can do legally. Is there anything we can try?

File a police report. The police can question these girls on a lie detector to get to the bottom of this, and if they don't, if these girls ever get arrested or in trouble, or apply for certain jobs, they legally have to report it!!

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i have got a drama script to lern for this thursday and i have tried everything to lern it,i think i know ity but i go on stage and i forget it. and i dont know what to do. we haev been staying afta school till 8-9 clock in the evenning,now the drama techer is having a massive go at me, i ended up crying cos i was so frustraiting. anyone got a special way to lern it, i ll neeed your advice soon plse guys xx

Say it backwards. Like if the line was, " This is my cat.", say, "This is my cat, cat my is this, This is my cat."

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what are some signs that a guy likes you? i mean this guy always tries to talk to me and come near me..and he always stares too, he is very sweet and nice and i just wanna know. o ya and my friend went up to him and asked him if he liked me(she did this w/o asking) and he stuttered and said" uh..uh..uh..no..i..i..dont..um..like her..i uh..i.sw..i swear!." then he told me about it. i mean does this mean he likes me?

thnx in advance

I would say he likes you!

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My two friends are in an argument over a dress. I know it's stupid, but it just needs to end.
My friend went to the mall on Friday night and got a dress. Then on Sunday, my other friend went and got the same exact dress, only she didn't know the first one had already gotten it. We feel that whoever got the dress first should have it. That's the way our grup of friends has always agreed on these things. The friend who got the dress second went back to the mall and returned it- but got the same dress in a different color. Now they're arguing over it, and who should rightfully have it. I believe the two of them should either suck it up and deal with it, or both just get a new dress and not even worry about this anymore. Any input?

I agree with you. Let the gal who bought the dress second say that she is being immature and childish by just switching colors. Tell her that it sucks for the girl who had the original style to be copied, sincce people may switch who copied who.

I also think that it would be good to get new dresses if they can't work this out. Encourage their OWN individual style!

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In about 2 weeks I am going to a weeding with my boyfriend. I am wearing a black cute dress and pink heels and a pink choke necklace and a pink purse. I want to wear my hair cute though. I was just goin got wear it half up and half down and curl it and put little so called "Wisskers"in the front and wear some makeup and cute hoop earings.
Does this sound okay today girls?
And guys is this nice? or too weird?
My boyfriend is going to be in the weeding so he will be wearing a suit and bowtie so this isnt dressed up too fancy.
My boyfriends 15/m
I am a 13/f

--Thx--

That sounds cute except for the hoops. If it were me, I would just wear shiny studs or dangles, but no hoops!Have fun!

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I won't explain how but I got a bottle of fake tan thrown over me by one of my friends while I was wearing a bikini I didn't think much of it because I thought it was a crappy one and wouldn't work. I wake up this morning and I'm covered in huge blotches of tanned areas and yeah I look pretty dumb.
Does anyone know a way to get fake tan off?
I've heard a way before but I forgot, lol.

You could exfoliate, bath and body works has great exfoliants, just use it only where the tan is...use it daily til the tan goes away!!

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