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Hey! Okay, so I'm not trying to be a Debbie downer or anything, but I feel like I don't have a meaningful talent. I mean I don't have a good talent like music or sports. Like my only talents are talking/socializing a lot and picking out paint/fabric colors for my house. And instagram. Absolutely none of those count for anything for a person who wants to be a dentist (I also suck at Biology, which is bad). I'm mediocre at high school. I'm mediocre at singing. I'm mediocre at art. I suck at sports. So, what do I even do? I don't want to go through life being a loudmouth who's good at picking out colors. (link)
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You don't need to do anything. You are wonderful just the way you are!
Life is about loving who you are. And if you cannot do that, might I suggest loving who I am?
Miss Piggy
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I was in a car, my mother driving me to a baseball game, and we drove pass a black cat. It seemed to be about to cross my path, but when we crossed it, and it looked at me almost supprised, with these green eyes, DIRECTLY at me. I'm emphatic, and meditate never really practiced magic maybe 3 or 4 times, what doe this mean? Will I get good luck or bad luck? (link)
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The superstition is that when a black cat crosses your path you get bad luck. But don't follow superstition. Make your own luck!
Miss Piggy
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recently i asked a question called is Billy Joel in Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison and i put it in the theater category and posted it to this website but now i cant find it is it anywhere on this site as a private question if so post me a link to it thank you . (link)
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The answer to this question is on the second page of my column. But, I will post it here so you don't have to go scrolling through everything:
Billy Joel did not cameo in either of these films. But, some of his songs were featured on the Muppet Show! See the link below for details.
http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Minor_Music_Mentions
The star of the Muppet Show,
Miss Piggy
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this is odd but i need someone who knows a little something about when it comes to hiring plumbers.
I rent a two bed, two bath place and we continually have plumbing issues. we have the standard low flush/low consumption toilets which clog ALL THE TIME, even to the point to where even a standard plunger cannot unclog it. Well ive had a leaking tub faucet for the past month and called my management company to fix the leaking THAT, but also asked to have the plumber check out one of my toilets as well (just a quick look to make sure theres nothing legitimately wrong with that toilet ) my question is, it is normal or fair for the property management to charge ME for the plumber to come out to fix the faucet?
last time i called to have management send a plumber to unclog my toilet, (cause my son flushed the toilet paper spinner down it) i got charge 400 bucks! just for that! and he did the same thing i just asked this guy to do. i soooo dont wanna get charged 400 bucks because i also asked him to check out my toilet while he was here fixing the leaky faucet. = / i cant afford that.
can they do that?? i know that theres certain things that THEY have to cover, but idk if they can try to pin the toilet thing on me, there was nothing wrong with the toilet, he said he would let them know that. The toilet just has a small throat and clogs easier then the better toilets. (link)
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Normal wear and tear is not something that a tenant would have to cover themselves. My advice is to take it to a human rights tribunal and see what they can do to help you. It sounds as though you are being charged unfairly.
Good luck with the toilet. Every Queen or King needs a throne!
Miss Piggy
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I am a 25 year old female and my mom has been going down hill the past 3 years she hasn't been able to walk like she use to she has to use 2 canes just to get around and sometimes she still falls and has really bad muscle spasms and has slurred speech and can barely talk sometimes especially when she is in a big crowd its worse . For the past week she has been mowing lawns cutting trees with hedge clippers and dragging big tree limbs while she is using her cane and I try my best to help her and she won't let me as nd it really bothers me because the other day when we were in wallmart she had 2 big buggies and was pulling one with her gands pushing the other with her feet and I was trying my best to help her and she wouldnt let me and some lady that I didn't even know came up to me and said why don't you get get off your lazy but and help your mom when I was trying my best to and my mom says she dosnt want to lose her independence. What should I do? Iam really worried. (link)
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Keep doing what you are doing. Keep offering her help.
Also, when your mom says she doesn't want to lose her independence, give her a reality check. If she does not accept your help she runs the risk of injuring herself further. This will make her lose her ability to be independent even more. Also, the fact is we all get old, and we all lose our independence eventually. Needing help is nothing to be ashamed of. It is the circle of life. She helped you when you were a child and now it is your turn to help her.
After offering to help and explaining these things to her, there is nothing else you really can do. Take some "me time". Have a bubble bath, eat a nice dessert, call a friend. You deserve it after everything you have been through.
From Moi to you,
Miss Piggy
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Everyone is blaming me.i have not done anything wrong i m totaly alone.They are elder people and i am tenager. they are in high post and can do anything to me. I am totally alone
please help me.i cant fight with them.No one is teusting me neither my parents. i dont know what to do. (link)
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I don't know what you problem is, because you did not describe your situation well enough. But, I know that in the eyes of the world, money is always the solution. Get a job, save money, and move away from the people who are treating you badly.
Also, no matter what the situation, love is the answer. Find someone that you love and trust who you can talk about these things with.
You are never alone.
Much love,
Miss Piggy
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Hello, I'm hoping you can give me some advice in regard to my almost 9 year old daughter and her "best friends" tumultuous relationship that has me concerned. . Just recently my daughter came to me crying and very upset because her best friend was mean to her via instant messaging (I went and read the messages to make sure my daughter wasn't lying about what happened and verified that what she said was the truth). The best friend was absent from school so my daughter messaged and her said "Hi, why weren't you in school today" and her best friend replied with "none of your business". My daughter quickly left a reply saying "I hope you aren't mad at me. I'm sorry and please don't be mad at me". I asked my daughter about this situation and she told me she just doesn't want her friend to be mad at her ever so she always apologizes to make things better, So after my daughter apologized, the best friend then called her and neither one of them brought up the fact the best friend was rude for no reason and they talked as normal until the best friend soddenly said to her "I don't want to talk to you anymore" and hung up on her. This situation is one of MANY of very similar situations that I overhear when their together, read over messaging or see happen via email. I try to always teach my daughter to stand up for herself and to make her see that she is allowing her friend to treat her badly and she shouldn't let anyone walk over her. I also tell her that this girl isn't being a real friend if she's doing this to her all the time but saying these things just makes my daughter more upset because then she thinks I think she's being a wimp. I told my daughter she should have asked her friend why she replied in the rude response of "None of your business" and hung up on her or at the very least she could have told the friend her feelings were hurt. My daughter responded "it will make her more mad and meaner to me". Seeing my daughter be walked all over and treated badly is BREAKING my heart and making me STRONGLY dislike this girl she is friends with. Being friends with this girl is making my daughter's feelings very hurt and it's breaking down her self esteem too because since she has been friends with this girl, her confidence has dropped and she isn't near as outgoing as she once was because she's afraid of the best friend always being mad at her. Do I say something to this girls mom, do I stay out of this and let my daughter deal with it or do I keep trying to teach my daughter to handle it in the way I think best so she isn't being treated badly? Please help - I really don't know what is best.
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The best thing you can do is make sure that you and everyone in the family treats your daughter with respect. It often happens that parents who disrespect their children get their back up when other people disrespect their child. Don't be that parent! Make sure you are treating your daughter right before you complain about others. If she is respected at home, she will likely seek respectful relationships elsewhere.
But, assuming that you are a loving and respectful family, it is possible that she is simply unsure how to stand up for herself because she is young. At eight or nine years old, it can be hard to know what to do in difficult social situations. Keep doing your best to teach your daughter to stand up for herself. She will eventually start listening to what you have to say as she grows up.
As for you not liking her friend, it might help to remember that her friend is only a child as well. Maybe this friend lives in a household where talking like that is the norm and she doesn't know any better. Have compassion for this.
This is also an opportunity to explain what is and is not polite to your daughter. Tell your daughter that some people speak this way, but that it is not right and it is not nice. Teach your daughter to be a nice person who has compassion for others.
Some mother daughter time might also be beneficial. Bake cookies together and make your daughter feel special. At her age, you are a bigger influence on her than her friends are anyhow.
Toodles,
Miss Piggy
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Hi guy! I need some help for a school project. The question is WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD? and WHAT CAN WE DO TO MAKE IT BETTER?
Please i need some insight that will help me with it. thanks (link)
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Choose one of the major topics: violence or money.
Then consider that both of these topics are really part of one larger topic: People using their power for evil as opposed to good.
For violence: Some people are bigger and stronger than others. Violence happens when one person who is big and strong decides that instead of looking out for people who are less strong, he will take advantage of his strength. People are violent towards people who cannot defend themselves (men raping women and children who are smaller than them, soldiers attacking and raping defenseless civilians, bigger kids bullying smaller kids).
For money: Poverty happens because rich people want to get richer instead of sharing their wealth. People with money do not choose to share their wealth with those who are struggling. This leads to poverty, a lack of services for those in need and a world where most people are starving and a few people have far more than what they need.
What we can do to change this is try use our advantages to help others instead of letting greed get the best of us.
Also, if everyone spent more time cooking and takinging bubble baths, the world would be a better place.
From moi to you,
Miss Piggy
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I'm going to try to keep the back story brief. About six months ago I got out of a long and tumultuous relationship with someone I really loved, but we just couldn't make it work.
Recently, I've decided it was time to start dating again. I met a guy at a party, asked him if he'd like to go out sometime and he accepted. Our first date was fun and pleasant - I was excited for the second. The second was fun, but something felt off, I think primarily I was tired and should have just gone home after dinner. After some thinking and an awkward interaction on the third date, I told him that I wasn't trying to be in serious relationship at that moment and just needed something very un-serious and slow. He seemed let down, but I explained that it wasn't him, I just couldn't commit to anything. I stated I didn't want to go on more than one date a week. I felt I was very open, reiterating that if that sort of situation didn't work for him I understood and that perhaps in the future - many many months down the line - if things were going well, I might be interested in having something more serious.
Okay, so our fourth date was great, we fooled around and all-in-all I had a great time. He texted me a few days after to see if I wanted to hang out on the weekend, and I said maybe and then decided I didn't want to. He didn't responded to a text for ten hours and was pretty chilly in the texts following.
The night of our fifth date I had a sad (not bad) interaction with my ex and was feeling emotional. I considered cancelling the date, but decided I could rally. My female friend ended up stopping by to check on me and was there when he came over. As we were hanging out I sort got the feeling they were flirting, but decided I was reading too much into things because of my emotional state. We all ended up going to the bar together and he and I didn't end up talking much. We both got very drunk and ended up having a long conversation in which he admitted he was flirting with my friend to make me jealous and I admitted that I felt pressured to hang out more than I wanted because I felt when I said no he got upset. We seemed to work things out and agreed a casual, but sweet sexual relationship was good for both of us.
On Sunday he came over and we attempted sex, but he couldn't in the beginning maintain an erection because he was nervous. I completely understood and we just fooled around. (quick note: I am really strict about using condoms because I'm not on birth control and I don't really know the guy). He offered to give me a back rub which clearly I accepted after rubbing my back for a minute I could tell he had begun to jerk off, which was fine and during this time I thought he had put on a condom. He proceeded to enter me and we started having sex this lasted for about 5 minutes until I looked on my dresser and saw the condom. I immediately stopped and asked if he had put one on to which he responded "no, but I was going to." I was little irritated and wasn't really in the mood after. We laid around talking after and he told me he felt like perhaps he masturbated too much which is why he couldn't perform and I agreed that could have something to do with it. So he asked if we could hook-up twice a week rather than just once because though he didn't want to masturbate as much - if he didn't it messed with his head. I again said I couldn't make that promise, but we could see.
Okay, this is so long, and if you made if this far, thank you. My question is: is the guy kind of a creep or am I just being too hard on him? I've been feeling a little icked out by him since the no condom thing and thought the comment about his sexual needs again seemed some what pressuring...thoughts? (link)
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Nt all guys are trustworthy, not all guys wear condoms and many guys pressure women. These are great reasons not to have casual sexual relationships in the first place. When you choose someone you don't know well as a sexual partner, these are things that can happen.
Ditch him and take the time to find someone who is more respectful. And remember, if anyone ever makes you feel unsafe, don't be afraid to use karate.
Au revoir,
Miss Piggy
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Since 3yrs I have been married. I am trying to getting adjusted with my mother in law and husband but not successful. Though my husband is good generally in all aspects except on tackling me and my mother in law issues. I have tried to do many adjustments and infact she also but nothing works for long. I have asked many times to my husband that better we will leave separately from inlaws, he said yes but not ready for it finally. On daily or alternate basis something happens, sometimes she gets pinched sometimes I got pinched. It is that bad now that it affects my health, my relation with my husband and with my 3.5 yr old kid. I don't know what to do it now, Iam very depressed and I have developed suicidal tendencies very badly but not in a position to do it as I am lacking that courage to take it.
Please tell what to do? (link)
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Tell your husband that he is being selfish, and that sometimes in life we have to do things before we are ready.
Let him know you are the lady of the house, and your wishes should be respected!
Miss Piggy
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I've been talking to a guy for a couple of months now and its been rocky the whole time. I'm usually one to hold on and hope things get better but I'm literally on the verge of calling everything quits. I am very angry at him and I dont know what to do. You see, our relationship went through a mishap and it never really fully recovered. We didn't go out for long either but we both had hopes it was going to be a promising relationship.
Anyway, for numerous times I have told him things aren't right and they need to change. He acknowledges it but doesn't do anything to help me out halfway. He used to say that I never really acted like I cared enough for him and because of that he stopped trying. But I don't understand how does one stop trying yet still have expectations from the other person. Whenever I would bring up the issue, he would say "I'm not about the one way chase". I dont understand how you can say that when youre not even trying. Obviously there is miscommunication, but I've tried to reach out quite a lot and sometimes he just brushes it off.
He friendzones me in public and I do the same as a result because I don't want to look like I'm chasing after him..(we have a huge group of friends). We don't even talk much anymore.
The other day I texted him asking if we are through. He said he would call me and that I seem happy to be through with him. I simply replied "no. I just want to know." never heard from him since.
Should I just call it quits? I mean I really liked this guy. If it wasn't for this personality flaw, he would be perfect for me. And I'm 21. I want a serious relationship. I feel like most people would have given up already but for some reason I had a hard time letting go. But I've been pushed over and over to not care as much and not get worked up over his lack of affection. Things were great when we first started so I know it can be better. Its just, given the way things have been going for a while, I'm doubtful it will ever return there. Maybe we just had bad timing with our relationship but I would really like to know if giving up is my next step. I have tried to be the mature one and initiate the talks but now I feel like I've done my part and he's done nothing on his. (link)
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You should stop initiating contact with him - wait for him to come to you - and you should not do anything sexual with him beyond kissing for the foreseeable future. I wouldn't call this giving up, I would call it holding out for more. Sometimes in life we love and care for people who are too lazy to be there for us. It isn't giving up to decide that you want better for yourself. He could always man up and be there for you. But you can't make him be a good boyfriend.
Believe moi. Moi has a charm that is lethal to men.
Miss Piggy
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I apologize if this ends up being a bit long, but please read and help me if you can. My sister who is 28, is an alcoholic. If you said that to her, she'd deny it and up until two or three years ago, I wouldn't have taken it seriously either.
She very much enjoys getting drunk. Not buzzed, not lightly drunk, but downright falling down, yelling profanities in public, calling people at 4:00 in the morning drunk. She feels that drinking is the only way to have fun, but she has no control and doesn't see the importance of doing things in moderation.
I HATE being around her when she's drunk. So does our mom and she makes both of our parents worry about her alcoholism. I get sick of her doing that to them and I wish she could see what her drinking causes/can cause.
I don't drink at all. I feel that alcohol is poison and although I don't think having a beer or two is a problem, I just rather not have any part of it. I may sound like a dork, but if you've been through what I have, you might feel the same way. Also, I don't see how drinking is so much fun. You act like an idiot, you embarrass yourself and the people you're with, you can offend and even hurt people, you do damage to your body, and you feel like death the next day.
My sister had a bachelorette party this past weekend and it was a total disaster in my opinion. She got drunk Friday night, Saturday afternoon, and more so Saturday night. I'm sorry, but I'm ashamed of the way she acted. Between acting like a total moron and mistreating those who went through trouble to make her party great, including myself, she was awful. If I could go back to Thursday night, I wouldn't have gone. I REALLY didn't want to go in the first place, but I knew she was counting on me. Strangely, SHE ended up being the one to let ME down.
Friday night, we were at a restaurant and she came over and sat in my lap like a child. When she stood up, she almost fell back in my lap which would have caused an injury do to the way I was sitting. Then, although she was joking, she started yelling at one of her friends, "Ali, f (link)
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There is nothing you can do because the only person who can change your sister's behaviour is your sister. The only thing that you can do is cut your sister out of your life before you have children so that they do not have to be around an alcoholic.
Moi don't think you will ever turn to alcohol for comfort or to have a good time because you have seen firsthand that alcohol does not really comfort anyone or make things more fun - in reality it creates chaos.
Moi will pray for your sister. Moi also suggests that you take a long bath and treat yourself to a nice dinner and dessert after everything you have been through.
Au revoir,
Miss Piggy
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I am i girl and i am a young teen. And i am 13 . I have this friend n we watch porn together.. Dont hate. We have been THAT horny that we hump n grind, but with clothes on.. Normally. A couple of time we have done it naked under a cover , n another time we like played with each other not put our finger up just did circles around the top of each others fanny. I enjoyed it tbh n she did to but weve never kissed n we r into boys still. But i REALLY want someone to like finger me but what i would really like is someone to lick me out .. But im definitly not gunna ask her that would be embarrassing . But ive got this other friend that watched porn with me before but not full on porn . N we decieded to play dares but we didnt no what dare each other so i searched it on youtube. I wanted it to come up with like kissing but it didnt. And i havmt had my first kiss yet(emebarrassing..)But i want to be able to kiss somebody. Im sorry for being long i just need some advice so pleeeaase help me :) thankyou xxxx (link)
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It sounds like to are probably a lesbian, or at least bisexual. But, you are too young to be having sex. Let yourself be a teenager. Sure, some curiosity is normal. But, you don't need to rush into things. I'm sure eventually you will get the chance to do all of the things that you are fantasizing about.
For now, don't worry about finding a sexual partner. If you want sexual gratification, try masturbating in the bathtub. With bubbles and happy music of course!
Much love,
Miss Piggy
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I'm 19 and he's 27. We've been dating for 4 months, we're in love and I can't picture my future without him. Though, I'm afraid problems will occur regarding our age difference. Not so much what people think and say, more of me worrying if it will cause problems between us.
Whenever we go grocery shopping, he can't buy alcohol with me. I can't go with him to any event that is serving alcohol. It makes me feel utterly indifferent, I have 3 more years until I can drink. That's just one problem that has occurred regarding the age difference.
I would just like know, do any of you fellow Yahoo users know of any cliche and or very real situations that can occur because of a vast age difference in a relationship? I'm not looking for relief, I would just like to know of what could come and prepare for it. (link)
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One bad thing that could happen in this situation is that you might grow up too fast. You are at a stage of life where experimentation is important, finding a career/field of interest is important and discovering yourself is important. At 27 he has already discovered most of those things. He may not be as interested in this type of self-discovery. Also, he may push you into settling down and starting a family before you are ready.
Alternatively, he may be interested in you specifically because you are younger. This presents a whole new set of problems. Maybe he has commitment issues, so he wants to date somebody younger than him who probably isn't looking to get married right away. You don't want to become somebody's plaything.
That being said, follow your heart. If you love the guy, stick with him. You are both adults even if he is quite a bit older than you.
Miss Piggy
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Is it possible & worth cleaning the slate & restarting a 15yr relationship when he has cheated & lied about it to your face for 6yrs that you know of! And you ALWAYS believed him when you ask him questions,and he also tries to avoid or stay on the question. Basically BROKE my trust & faith in him! And other issues in relationship but KNOWS he cares & have tried to breakup before but ALWAYS drawn back! THERE IS A COSMIC LIKE CONNECTION BETWEEN US lim 35 he is 37 (link)
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There is a rumor floating around that all relationships need to be built on trust. This implies that if we plan on dating someone, we have to trust them. This is simply not true. It is hard to find honest people in this world. Sometimes we fall in love with liars.
Follow your heart. There are lessons to learn from dating people like this.
It is okay to date a rotten liar as long as you are not afraid to admit that the guy is a rotten liar. Don't make excuses for him. Don't pretend that he will change. Tell it like it is. Tell him you want to get back together with him because you love him but that he is a rotten liar and that he does not even try to be a good boyfriend.
If you take him back, don't let him off the hook.
And in the meantime, treat yourself to a nice dessert. You deserve it after all of the garbage you have been put through.
Good luck,
Miss Piggy
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Ok so i need advice so me and my gf been together for bout 3 years well on and off and we have a beautiful 2 year old son i love him to death well me and gf have talked about getting married and etc.. but i feel da same way but idk like we argue a hell of alot and she dont trust me and i dont trust her but its not really dat i recently talked to my ex that i dated in 2009 to 2011 and we was sooo in love but it was long distance so we never seen each other in person but we video chatted all da time so now that i got a good job and able to pay for da trip see her now and idk what to to be honest she was da only girl i ever trusted and she knew better den anybody and we had so much in common but now all i think about is what if i had seen her just once in person how wud it been like wen i talked to her tonight we both just lit up and just talked bout how we used to be and we broke up cause we was far away but i wanna know if i should go or not like i know if i tell my gf she just gonna get emotional but i just wanr this thought to be gone out my head please help (link)
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Do not go see this other woman.
The best thing you can do for your child's future is to be there for his mother. Man up. You may not have been ready to start a family, but you have started one. Stop playing footsie with some girl you met online and go be a father to your child. And go buy your girlfriend some flowers while you are at it. It is time to grow up.
Miss Piggy
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I don't know what's wrong with me, I don't feel happy at all lately I know this has nothing to do with relationships it's mostly about me but I feel like I need to talk to someone , iv changed so much in like 2 years I don't myself anymore I'm hardly happy.. I feel like my mood changes a lot , lately I feel so alone like there's no one I can count on. The past few days I just randomly break down crying cause I feel like I'm trapped and there's some sort of void missing in my life I feel like I need to be happy , and it feels so weird because I'm someone that has everything in life but what's everything with out happiness? I don't know what to do I feel like I cry a lot I feel like I'm going crazy mentally broken down. (link)
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To answer your question, happiness is not as important as our culture makes it out to be. In many eastern countries happiness is considered to be too extreme. Rather than trying to be happy, people focus on trying to find peace. They also value sadness more, seeing people with depression as strong rather than as pathetic.
A life without happiness can still be meaningful. As a matter of fact, studies show that the more a person tries to be happy, the more unhappy she/he becomes.
Try looking for peace instead of happiness. Take bubble baths and listen to soothing music. Paint your toenails pink. Take life one day at a time.
Yours truly,
Miss Piggy
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My mom and I are trying to relocate to Georgia. She just retired 2 weeks ago. She wants to get a new job in a warmer state down south, but none of the apartments will accept her because she doesn't have a job down there yet. I don't live there yet either, I live in a different state as well. But to get a job, people are wanting us to already have a place to live down there. She is only going to get about $500 from her retirement fund and most of the apartments want you to make 2-3 times the rent. Do you all have any suggestions as to what she can do? (link)
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It does not sound as though your mom is very good with money. She should not have retired with only $500 in her account. I suggest she try to get her old job back, save up more money and then move. Otherwise, does she happen to have a rich boyfriend or friend she could borrow money from?
Best of luck,
Miss Piggy
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I'm 19 and my bf is 24 and we have a 10 month old kid together. We have roommates that live with us so our son sleeps in our room in his crib. Me and my boyfriend hardly ever have sex and he said he doesn't really care for it n that its just not important to him. I want sex pretty much every day but I would settle for once a week I guess. He doesn't even make me feel wanted. He isn't very touchy feely I'm the one that usually initiates the kissing or touching. He doesn't like to cuddle or hold each other we sleep on our own sides of the bed and I feel like were an old married couple that no longer even have any interest in sex. I'm driving myself crazy here!!! I got birth control because he had said we don't really have sex because he doesn't wanna get me pregnant again and I got that last month and since then we have only had sex once. How do I make him wanna have sex more. Y is he being like this? Please help me!!! (link)
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Tell him that even if it is not important to him, sex is important to you and he should make an effort out of love. Suggest planning date nights where you set the mood for sex. Ask the roommates for some privacy. Tell your boyfriend to shower and wear something nice the way he would if your relationship were just starting out. Getting ready for the date will make him think about the sex that is to come. As for you, wear something even more fabulous than what he is wearing (Remember, never let your frog outdress you!). Have dinner, candles, the works. After dinner, do something that will stimulate both of you. For example, massage one another, or simply hold each other naked. Then, see what happens.
I bet I know what will happen ;)
Miss Piggy
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My school break starts on Wednesday (May 28). I have to go to school 5 more times. That may sound like a little bit of time but school is really slow now and I just want it to be Summer. How do I just let this last almost week just fly by? (link)
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Distract yourself by thinking about things you like and the time will fly by in no time!
I personally like thinking of clothes and my wonderful frog, Kermit.
The Muppet Queen,
Miss Piggy
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