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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ i saw someones myspace layout, and it looked it an aim buddy list and im screen. her top friends looked like aim screennames in the im window. it was really cool. where can i find one like this? becuase hers didnt have a layout site link or anything.

thanks!
Here ya go:
http://www.createblog.com/layouts/code.php?id=17410

♥[?]♥ I have this dime-sized lump under my skin on my jawbone. It really hurts whenever I touch it, and it moves around. It does not show on my skin, I can only feel it. I'm going to a doctor, but can anyone tell me what it might be?
Right, I have something that sounds identical. It's under the skin, along my jawline, nickel-sized, it can't be seen, yet if you touch your cheek you can move it around within your face, right? Yeah.. I noticed I had one when I was about 13. I didn't always have "it". I went to the dentist one time and she gave me this mouth wash - seemingly normal mouth wash, not for anything in specific. I would use it twice a day as instructed by the bottle, and I am under the impression that that's what was creating this lump. It was growing bigger each day, and it actually even feels like it's filled with fluid of some sort. When I discovered this, I stopped the mouth wash, and I haven't had any problems since. I never went to the doctor for mine. I still think that perhaps I should, but I probably won't. Mine doesn't hurt, and of course I'm not suggesting we have the same deal, because I do not have the Medicial knowledge to assume such a thing, especially without treating you in person, but the fact that yours hurts worries me even more. You are doing the right thing with having this looked at by a qualified professional, and I hope you follow through on this. I'm sorry I can't give you more ideas, but there is a slim chance that anybody here can. I just figured I would offer up my guess, seeing as how I have been curious about mine for the past six years. Goodluck to you, and please keep me informed.

♥[?]♥ for all the girls that got fingered for the first time- did it hurt? or was it just uncomfortable? thanks.
Neither. And even if it does hurt the first time or so, it won't soon there after. It really shouldn't hurt at all, though. If it does, ask him to take things a bit more slowly and carefully. There might be a little bit of a sting, but nothing should be unbearable.

♥[?]♥ me and my boyfriend just broke up i want some sad love songs to put on myspace and just to listen to.
"Unbreak My Heart", Toni Braxton
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You", Michael Bolton
"Goodbye My Lover", James Blunt
"Everytime", Britney Spears
"My Wish", Rascal Flats... perhaps the best. :)

♥[?]♥ My myspace ok.
So i log in,
but it says error has been forward to myspace or whateve.r..
buyt then when I click "home" it keeps say8ing error.
So I'm logged in, but it wont let me look in my profile.
If I type my myspace out, I can see it but I still cant go in. I can leave people comments but yeah.
HOW CAN I FIX THIS!!
It was a momentary glitch. They must have been working on the site this moring. I know it was down for a few hours, as I was having the same problem. For future reference, you can't do anything about it. You must wait it out. :\ But I assure you that it has nothing to do with you specifically. It was happening to everybody, or close to everybody.

♥[?]♥ if ur boobs r sore, does that mean they r growing?
That is a common sign, yes.. If you're a younger teen, that is probably what is happening. If it becomes unbearable, you might want to have a Doctor take a look at it. Though I doubt it will lead to that.

♥[?]♥ is it normal to masterbate with a vibrator alot?
Masturbation is 'normal'. We all do it or at least have done it on multiple occassions. I promise.

And masturbation with a vibrator is 'normal' amongst the lucky ones. ;)

http://coolnurse.com/masturbation.htm
Why don't you check that website out for some more information. It's proven to be quite beneficial.

♥[?]♥ would you go out with a guy whos hot, nice and cool but he has a F or D in his classes?
So what if he's "hot"?
So what if he's "cool"?
Who cares? Why does it matter?
That should not be your deciding factor.
In a perfect world, that wouldn't even enter into it.

Ever hear of the expression, "It's not what's on the outside that counts; it's what's on the inside."? It's a good rule of thumb.

If he is nice, then there shouldn't be much of a reason you can't give him a chance.

Grades can be something completely different.
Perhaps it shows a huge chunk of his character. The U.S.A is a miraculous country. The best thing about it, is that it offers so much opportunity to everyone. Why do we take so much for granted? In America, you get out of life what you put into it.

Maybe he doesn't value the amenities and freedom the United States has, when third world countries spend much of their time dreaming of what they would accomplish if they have everything that we have available to us, available to them, also. Maybe school to him seems like a chore simply because it is said that he must attend. Maybe he doesn't have enough self-respect to care about where he is headed later in life. Maybe he doesn't care about much of anything, at all, inside or outside of school.

Or perhaps he works his butt off for those D's and F's. If that is the case, then he deserves some recognition. I gather you don't know the whole situation yourself. Don't fault him for his attempts at higher education.

Bottom line is, if this guy is a respectable human being and will treat you as you deserve to be treated, then maybe you should give it a whirl. But if you'd only be in it for his looks and popularity, why don't you do him a favor and back off entirely before you hurt and use him any further.

♥[?]♥ I forget what the flavors were.. but their colors are YELLOW, ORANGE, PINK, OR RED. pick any one of those 4 colors. please dont say something else like "green" because that wont help me at all.. its for this project i have to do in school. thanks for helping! ♥
Orange! :D

♥[?]♥ hey,

is there a way to re - order the list of favorite columnists that appear on your advice column? what does it depend on [ like when the added you, alphabetically, etc. ]

thankss.
Your list of 'Favorites' can not be arranged. It is automatically ordered by who was the last to update, with the most recent being at the top.

♥[?]♥ out of these two beds, which do you like better for young teenage girL?? i am probably going to paint my walls light green...

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_1/602-1619430-3919847?ie=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000JEODSM




http://www.laurenslinens.com/sebe.html




okay i know this is an easy question, but i will still rate!!


What's nice about the first one is that it is very outstanding. It would definitely make the bed pop out at you. There isn't any missing polk-a-dots. I say if you plan to incorporate a variety of color in your room, you should absolutely go for the first link.

Though if you plan on keeping the colors close to ocean water, for example, then the second one would be more suitable.

All in all, I think they would both be fine. In my opinion, polk-a-dots are more for a younger teen. The blue has a little more seriousness to it. Just a suggestion. :) But goodluck deciding! :D

♥[?]♥ i have this project and i need to get 100 people to do this four question survey. me and my friends already got some people, but it will be very helpful if you answered these questions to increase the numbers.. seriously, this will take you like less than a minute to type!~ :]

1.Would you rather eat skittles or M&Ms?
2.What is your favorite kind of chocolate? White, Milk, or Dark?
3.Which would you like to have inside a chocolate bar? Nuts, caramel, or fudge?
4.What is your favorite flavor of starburst? Yellow, Orange, Pink, or Green?

thanks for answering! remember to choose one, and in your answer do something like the sample below:

1. skittles/m&ms
2. white/milk/dark
3. nuts/caramel/fudge
4. yellow/orange/pink/black

again, thankyou!
Yay, this will be good times!

1. Skittles.
2. Dark Chocolate.
3. Caramel.
4. Orange!

:D

♥[?]♥ how many calories are in a jr. cheeseburger from wendy's?
Wendy's website says a total of 360.
http://wendys.com/food/Nutrition.jsp

♥[?]♥ does anyone know where a good website for spelling is..
My personal favorite would be http://www.m-w.com :)

♥[?]♥ Today two boys were laughing and telling me to close my eyes and shake my hand like i'm rolling a dice, and bite my lip or open my mouth. I've asked everyone what it means but all they do is laugh and tell me they don't want to tell me. I know that it's probably something immature and sexual but what is it supposed to look like when you do that?
Yes, it is sexual, and more than that, it was immature of them. The hand motion you were making is the hand motion displayed when a male masturbates, or when a female pleasures the male for him. As for the facial expressions, that was just for show. They were just being infantile.

♥[?]♥ im starting to have alot of problems in life. i need alot help. does anyone know or is an advicenator that can help me with my life, friends, my parents, love, hate, and labels shes haveing trouble trough it too i need her experience. i searched someone on here and i forgot her name shes 13. does anyone know her name.
Could it be "randomgrl777"? She is 13.

♥[?]♥ I have this project in one of my classes, and we need to do a survey with 100 people. me and my group already have about 20, and i thought it would help if I could just ask people online too for answers. only answer for one candy, and for "other" dont say what candy it is, just say "other".

Nerds
Skittles
M&Ms
Gum
Hershey's
Snickers
Twix
Reeses

THANKS! :]
Reeses.

♥[?]♥ Hey well I know this is kind of late and all but does anybody know the title and artist of the song that Jack Black sang on "Idols Give Back" on American Idol? I think they showed it like 2 weeks ago or something.

thanks so much :]]
"Kiss From A Rose", by Seal. :)


Lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/seal/kissfromarose.html


Seal's music video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V41LYparBmw


Jack Black's actual Idol performance:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mXsC6uB2n4E

♥[?]♥ hey i am 14 years of old i just wont to ask wot is soo wrong about love bites? because my boyfriend daniel i stayed over his house for the weekend and he is 16 lk and we slept together and then he give me about 12 love bites and now i do not know wot to do lk plzz help me?? i need help i dont know wot to do lk
Is your question how to get rid of hickeys?
http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-a-Hickey
http://www.romanceclass.com/miscr/howto/hickey.asp
http://www.ehow.com/tips_3556.html

♥[?]♥ What are some good websites that have MySpace layouts on them?

Other than createblog.

Thanks.
Here are some. :)
http://mygen.co.uk/index.php?page=layouts
http://www.freecodesource.com/
http://www.ultimatemyspace.com/
http://www.mygirlyspace.com/myspace-layouts/toprated.php
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=94852254
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=84395868


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